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Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
One of the Worst Movies Ever...Hands Down
First off, let me say, I wasn't expecting an excellent movie. I knew this wasnt "oscar-calibur". I expected something along the lines of Scary Movie. But dear god, what were they thinking?! This movie was so incredibly not-funny. During the movie, there was maybe one person in the theater who was laughing. There were more screams of "This movie sucks" than there were laughs. I warn everyone out there, do not see this movie. It is just flat out not funny. The only upside is that there is a very large amount of hot chicks. But go see Ocean's 11, or anything but this. I can't believe we didn't see Vanilla Sky. Not another teen movie = awful. 0 / any number possible.
Swordfish (2001)
Most Entertaining Movie This Summer.
Swordfish is simply a great summer movie. The writing isn't great, but its good enough to carry a very good story. Plus, the action sequences are so amazing that you don't notice it. All the actors do great jobs with their characters and the opening explosion scene is one of the best action sequences I have ever seen. If you want to sit for 3 hours staring at your watch, see Pearl Harbor. But if you want to be constantly entertained in under 2 hours, Swordfish is the movie for you.
8/10 (Very Entertaining Movie)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Dear God, whats wrong with this country
There are times in life when you say to yourself, Im Sorry. When I think of all the things I could have been doing instead of seeing this movie, it boggles my mind. Not only is this the worst movie I have ever seen, it makes other pieces of s**t like Dude Wheres My Car look like Gladiator. Don't get me wrong, I think Tom Green can be funny, but you can only be so stupid. The worst thing that happened was this movie got an R rating, that allowed Tom Green to utilize the grossest and unfunny stuff his mind could muster, and the whole baby scene, i wanted to go see any other movie immediately. I am ashamed of Tom Green, ashamed in myself, and came very close to demanding my money back. This is hands down the worst movie ever made. If you go see this, you are making the biggest mistake of your life. DO NOT SEE IT! IF YOU SEE IT, YOU WILL HATE YOURSELF! The only joy I got out of it was knowing that I was able to see the worst movie ever made. If anyone knows a movie that is worse let me know, because I would like to hear it.
PS: Note to Tom Green, Animal dick is never funny. Ever. Just a tip if you remain in Hollywood after this piece of garbage