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Interstellar Wars (2016)
High School Production
Abhorrently Cringe-Wrenching Experience considering Physical Visual and Mental Pain is not possible.
You have been warned! Dead-Panned dialogue read out by preschool grade Thespians and Visual Effects likely submitted by Animators as their first week assignment project.
The younger actors are overwhelmingly focused on being "on screen" and trying too hard to look pretty and "sexy" if that was even possible. The lines are read in monotone and the story line is frustratingly predictable barely making "B-Grade" genre.
The Older Actors seem unwilling and "forced" by their grand-kids to participate in a school project. The nonchalant attitude might come across as forgivable acting skills. Be warned of shouts and screams at random scenes as the deadpan dialogues could be hypnotic.
It's basically so bad it made ME write a Review??!! WTF is THAT?!
Legends of Tomorrow (2016)
Storyline and Plot gets weaker and weaker..
Marvel and Comic book heroes, any program will be tempting to watch as was this and despite a disappointing first 3 episodes, the story line never seemed to hold up. Season 1 seemed to progress into an appalling Clichéd Love Drama overload with no improvements in the action or CGI to mitigate.
Culminating in a morale dilemma between taking a child's life to save "billions" with analogies of Rip Hunter's Family and a "Child Adolf Hitler". Absolute "WTF" moment when the plot screeched into a massive traffic pile-up despite killing "Innocent Adolf Hitler" is fine considering his destined future path but he catalyst to a supposedly even larger holocaust in exactly similar circumstance is more a "Child" than a future "World Tyrant". Hastily ending with a haphazardly strung ending meant to confuse and "Close Loose Ends" with a distracting following episode to distract just fizzled with a big "PFfffT". I personally feel struggling through 8 episodes was a total waste of time and overly generous faith and misplaced hope in the script writers getting better or at least putting in more effort and creativity.
A Discredit to DC Comics and the Characters whom still had some form of believable fantasy and credibility. Dragging "The Arrow" a terrible attempt to stay afloat was also uncalled. I am now much less keen to watch much less follow "The Arrow" Episodes. Better investment of "faith" in Marvel not mucking it up... yet.
Albert (2015)
Unsuitable for Children
In the "Animation" genre, what is the writer thinking when suggesting "kidnapping girls and locking them in the basement" as an activity theme for "pretend pirates" especially when this animation is presumably meant for Children?! Simply appalling and for so glad I was bored enough to press play before letting my Niece and Nephew watch this. Having absolutely no entertainment value even for adults makes this the absolute in-classifiable animated movie.
The flow of the story line is bumpy and animation is stiff. Although the animation style could be intentional, it seems artificial and more digestible as a school presentation. Ultimately, the idea that kidnapping girls and locking them up whilst using physical force is normal as "play pretend" for young boys is absolutely frightening. It bothers me enough to write a review for the first time after so many years should say something. Parents and Liberal forward thinking adults alike, you have been informed.
Pi Zi Ying Xiong 2 (2014)
Absolute "Mother of All Disappointments"
Shockingly unrealistic Fiction, Sub-standard Acting and Pathetically Clichéd Plot. Truly traumatizing for fans of Chinese Action Flicks. The dialogue is poorly scripted and made worse by the actors' delivery. The movie is also littered with lame and corny "Cheers" as well as painfully pathetic attempts at comedy. The CGI is surprisingly artificial and very obvious despite the Hi-Def quality. The Director has successfully turned a barely watchable movie into utter trash its laughable. The only memorable scene if its even possible would be the slight 2 second glimpse of the sexy villain's very nice cleavage. Yes... very nice, sexy and pretty Villain.