Superbad 2Script The movie will open up with a close up shot of Seth's face. He is covered in sweat and grunting.

We will see this close up shot for about 3 seconds before the title SUPERBAD 2 will appear across the screen. We will see this close up shot of Seth for 3 more seconds before the camera cuts to a wide shot, revealing that Seth is in a gym lifting weights. The gym will be relatively full. Seth will be using the bench press. Seth will appear exhausted, but determined. He will grunt in the same way as before as he lifts the weight up. He will finish his last repetition and then slowly put the bar back on the hook. Seth will then sit up slowly, dripping with sweat, and look into the mirror. Behind him will be a woman with a beautiful body facing the opposite way, running on a treadmill. We will be able to tell that he is tempted to go and talk to the woman, but does not know what to say. After a few moments he will shake his head in defeat and wipe his face off with his towel. In the next scene Seth will be fully clothed, and dry. He will be walking to his car with his keys in hand. He will press the unlock key and when he reaches the door he will open it and get inside. SETH: (to himself): I should have said something... Seth will look at his watch. The time will be 12:32. SETH: (to himself): Oh shit, I'm gonna be late... We will see Seth back up out of the parking space and pull out of the parking lot from an overhead view. -------------------------------The camera will reveal that Evan and Fogal are both playing on the Xbox in their dorm room. The dorm will be decorated with posters of sports players, video games, and girls. There will be a bunk bed on one side of the room, a table in the middle and the TV and game system on the other. There will be a small kitchen in the corner. FOGAL: This game is pretty tight. EVAN: Yea, I guess. But you suck dick at it. Evan will be getting up. Getting ready to leave the room. FOGAL: Where are you going? EVAN: Becca...she--

FOGAL: lol man. You are Becca's bitch. EVAN: I am not. FOGAL: Yea you are. Ever since you started dating her all shes been doing is telling you what to do.

EVAN: Shut up Fogal. And clean up this room. FOGAL: Alright...fine. Evan will leave the room and walk down the hallway. He will take a few turns until he eventually reaches the girls dorms. He will stop at room 221 and knock. EVAN: Hey, Becca. It's me. BECCA (from behind the door): Oh! Evan! Come in! Evan will enter slowly looking kind of nervous. BECCA: Hey I asked you over because I have to tell you something... EVAN: What is it? BECCA: I'm um...I'm going away for spring break... EVAN: Oh...cool....like where? BECCA: Daytona Beach... EVAN: Oh...that sounds...nice. BECCA: Well I just thought I'd let you know...I'm going with some friends...you could have come but its going to be and about six other girls so... EVAN: No thats fine...I mean...I'll just see you when you get back. Its no big deal...don't worry about it. BECCA: Okay, well I'm going to be leaving tomorrow morning and I wont be back for two weeks... EVAN: Yea. Two-weeks? Yea. Okay. BECCA: You're sure its okay? EVAN: It's cool. No problem. Its okay. Aye okay actually. BECCA: Don't worry about it Evan...I'll be back before you know it. The scene will suddenly switch back to Seth who will be in class sitting in front of a few Jocks. One has a straw and is blowing spit balls at the back of his head. The other two are laughing quietly. The teacher seems not to notice. Seth is getting irritated, but not losing his cool. After a few moments the teachers dismisses the class. When Seth is done packing up his bag his cell phone should ring. He will pick it up without looking at the ID. SETH: Hello? EVAN: Hey man, its me. SETH: EVAN!! Whats up man? EVAN: Not much...um...listen...I've got nothing planned over spring break and I thought maybe if you wanted to drive up here... SETH: Fuck man. I wish I could but I got to many fuckin chicks here just waiting for my massive dick...I don't know man... EVAN: I understand...I mean...you wouldnt want to keep those girls on the computer screen waiting would you? SETH: Ha-ha-ha. Very fucking funny...but I guess I could make a trip up there...I mean... EVAN: Well there are some pretty hot girls here man...and I don't want to spend the entire break with McLovin...so... SETH: McLovin...ha-ha what a dipshit. EVAN: He still thinks he's a badass. SETH: Hes a fucking idiot man. But yea...I'll drive up man. This school is full of fucking douche monkeys anyways...

EVAN: Well I'll make some extra space in the dorm...how long will you stay? SETH: A few days...I can't stay to long... EVAN: So I'll see you when you get here? SETH: Yea man. EVAN: Alright... SETH: Alright... Seth will hang up the phone, grab his bag and make his way out of the classroom. He will enter a crowded hallway. He will push his way through the hall until he reaches his dorm. He will open the door and walk inside. Seth's roommate KEVIN should be lying on his bed tossing a football up in the air. Kevin should appear genuinely cool. There should a sort of awkwardness between Seth and Kevin. KEVIN: Seth!! Whats going on? SETH: Nothing... KEVIN: Thats cool... SETH: Yea... KEVIN: So you got any plans for break? SETH: Yea...I think I'm going up to Dartmouth to stay with a friend... KEVIN: Cool man...sounds cool. SETH: Yea man... KEVIN: Well I'll see you later man. Kevin gets up quickly and leaves the room. The door closes. SETH (sarcasm): Got any plans for break? Go fuck yourself. Seth will get up and lock the door. He will sit at the computer. We will see him click on the Internet icon and then type in www.perfectten.com. The scene will end. Evan will be back in the room with Fogal, who will be fiddling with his glasses. Evan will be sitting on his bed. EVAN: I asked Seth to come up for break... FOGAL: You did? EVAN: Yea hes gonna be here tomorrow... FOGAL: Where can he sleep? EVAN: You can sleep in the closet and he can have your bed. FOGAL: Wait...what? EVAN: We'll figure it out Fogal. FOGAL: So...what did Becca want? EVAN: Shes going to Daytona for break... FOGAL: Daytona? Daytona is the shit man! Everyone gets drunk and sexin it up! Hell yea man! If you want to get laid thats the place to go!! Chicka chicka yea! EVAN: Yea...hopefully shes still my girlfriend when she gets back... FOGAL: Don't think like that Evan...She likes you man. She wont do anything stupid. EVAN: If she likes me so much why didn't she ask me to go with her?

FOGAL: Don't be a bitch man, she likes you. EVAN: I guess...hey Fogal? FOGAL: Yea? EVAN: You're not so bad man. The scene ends. The next scene will be the next morning. Seth's car will be running and he will be throwing a few bags into the trunk. He will close it shut and then move around to the drivers seat. He will close the door and we will see him driving away. We will see several shots of Seth's car driving on the freeway. We will then see a similar scene except instead of Seth packing the car it will be Becca. Evan will be there looking glum. BECCA: Evan I'll be back before you know it. Becca will lean over and kiss Evan on the cheek. EVAN: Yea. I'm fine....Drive safe. BECCA: Don't worry. EVAN: I'm not. I'll call you... BECCA: I'll call you EVAN: We'll call each other. BECCA: Bye Evan. She will get into the car and we will see her drive off. Evan will be standing in the parking lot waving awkwardly. EVAN (to himself): Fuck. I should have kissed her. Fucking idiot. Next scene. EVAN: Help me move this shit Fogal. FOGAL: Where to? EVAN: Just put it in that corner. Becca said he could have her mattress until she gets back. Seth can sleep on it. FOGAL: Oh. Okay. We will see them moving the TV and Xbox to the corner. Then Evan and Fogal will leave the room walk to Becca's room and begin to remove her mattress. They will have an extraordinary amount of difficulty moving it. FOGAL: Holy shit this thing is heavy. EVAN: Just lift it up. FOGAL: Like this? EVAN: Yea...now walk to your right...your other right dumbass... FOGAL: Oh EVAN: Good, now I'm going to turn to my right and you walk backwards...yea good... FOGAL: Okay...shit man it's not gonna fit through the door...

EVAN: Fuck...can you turn it sideways? FOGAL: I don't know... EVAN: Fuck man, this thing is heavy as a bitch... FOGAL: Ahhhhh!! Fogal will drop the mattress and Evan will fall over landing underneath it. Evan will yell What the fuck! loudly and Fogal will fall on top of the mattress crushing Evan even more. TEACHER: What are you boys doing? FOGAL: We were just um...taking this mattress. TEACHER: You were just taking that mattress? FOGAL: Um...yea... TEACHER: Are you aware that you aren't even allowed in the girls dorm area? FOGAL: Um... EVAN: Fogal could you get off me? TEACHER: You boys could be in a lot of trouble.... EVAN: We're really sorry...see this is my girlfriends mattress, she said we could use it... TEACHER: You boys want to use your girlfriends mattress? Uhm...for what exactly? Scene ends. Seths Phone will ring. Seth: Whats up man? Evan: We got a mattress for you to sleep on. Seth: Cool man. Yea I'll be there in about a half-hour. Evan: So...Becca went to Daytona for spring break-Seth: What the fuck?! You let her to go to fucking Daytona?! Evan: Well I didn't think it was a big deal or-Seth: Evan that is a big deal. She's gonna come back knocked up, with like 60 STD's. Evan: Don't say that man. Seth: Fucking Daytona? Daytona?! Evan, Daytona is where you go if you want to engage in a 16 hour orgy with 12 guys 14 girls and 6 donkeys. Evan: Man. I knew I should have gone with her. Fuck. Seth: You should have told her to stay her bitch ass here is what you should have done. Fuck man, I didn't know you where that stupid. Evan: She only left a few hours ago; I could call her and ask her to come back-Seth: Fuck no man. Thats the dumbest fucking idea in the world...Evan. Evan: Yea? Seth: Get your bags packed. Evan: Why? Seth: We're going to fuckin Daytona. Evan: I hate long car rides... Seth: Don't be a puss man. Scene ends. Seth pulls into a gas station. He gets out of his car to fill up the tank. He stands there filling up the tank

for about 7 seconds before he notices two beautiful girls coming out of the gas station. They should be talking and laughing. Seth looks away and continues to fill up his tank. The girls get in their SUV. Seth looks back up at the SUV. The girls turn the key. The engine is dead. Seth looks around. He is the only other person in the parking lot. You should be able to see the thoughts forming inside his head. The girls will get out the car and cross over to Seth. Girl 1: Hey...um...would you happen to have any jumper cables with you...our car battery died. Seth: I don't think so...I'm really sorry.... Girl 1: Shit...hey Sara, I'm gonna go check if the guy inside can help us. I'll be right back. Sara: Yea. The other girl goes back inside the gas station. Sara waits with Seth. There should be a little tension, but it will lighten. Sara: So...where are you headed? Seth: Oh...I'm um...I'm going up to Dartmouth to pick up a friend and then we are going to Daytona for spring break. Sara: No way!! We're going to Daytona too! Seth: Really...wow. Weird. Sara: That is so weird...so where do you go to school? Seth: I go to state...how about you? Sara: River College...its in Nashua...kind of a small place... Seth: So why are you going to Daytona? Sara: Why are you? They both laugh. Sara sighs. Sara: We got into a car accident a few weeks ago...think it messed up the battery. It dies all the time. Seth: And you're taking it all the way to Florida? Sara: No! God no! We are letting a friend borrow it while we're gone. We rented a car. Seth: Okay, good because I was gonna say... Sara: Hey...you're car doesn't look so hot itself... Seth: Never said it was. I hate my car....bigger and redder than fucking Clifford. Sara (laughs): Well its not about the car. Its about the person who's driving it.

Seth grins, Sara laughs again and now the other girl returns. Girl 1: He cant help us...fuck! Fucking piece of shit SUV. Sara: Clam down... (To Seth) hey I never even got your name... Seth: Seth. Sara: Well maybe Seth could give us a ride back to our place we could get some jumper cables drive back here and be on our way... Girl 1: Could you do that? Oh my god that would be great...our apartment is only ten minutes away... Seth: Hell yea I can do that...no problem....

Sara: Hey Katie do you want to stay with the car while me and Seth run back to the apartment? Katie (caught off guard): Um...yea sure...I'll wait. Sara: Okay...cool...we'll go back grab the cables and be back as soon as we can. Scene ends. Evan is sitting in his dorm room reading a book. It should be relatively dark. The door should suddenly bust open. Two guys will come in the room both wearing paint ball masks and holding paint ball guns. Evan screams and throws his book. The two guys are yelling things like Get on the ground! and shut the fuck up! Evan topples out of his chair and falls to the ground. Yelling. The two guys start laughing. Stephen: Yo Evan its us! James: Ha-ha you screamed like a little bitch man! Evan: Don't do that you assholes. You scared the shit out of me. James: Get your gear on. We just got challenged. Evan: Wha-Stephen: Get your shit on man! We're about to go kick some ass! Evan: Guys I'm going to-James: Comon man! We gotta go. Gordon and Mick are waiting for us outside! Evan: Guys I'm not Stephen walks behind Evan and slips a mask on over his face. James hands him a paint ball gun and they push him out the door. Evan is now outside with James, Stephen, Mick and Gordon. They are all standing in a circle with masks on holding paint ball guns. Mick:...to initiate the start of something amazing...something absolutely incredible...spring break...we five have gathered here on this holy ground...we have gathered here...to fight our hearts out...and whether we win or lose...we shall always remain faithful to that which is most important to us... James: Uhm-pussy-uhm There should be scattered laughter. Mick continues: And throughout trials and tribulation we remember to always look to our fraternity leaders to for help with any issues we may have...and now...without further ado...it is time to fuck some shit up! James: Prepare to be fucked hard by the Alpha house bitches!!! Gordon: Yea...right...Alpha house can kiss my Omega ass. Mick: Rules. If you get shot 3 times you're out. Headshots are automatic outs, and crotch shots are Illegal. You shoot someone in the dick they get to shoot you in the head...and then the dick. Are you sure you want to play with only two people? Gordon: Fuck the Alpha house. Lets do this shit! Scene ends.

The next shot will be of Seth kissing Sara intensely on her bed. Conversation will take place in between kissing. Sara: You are so fucking sexy. Seth: I know Sara: I've always been attracted to bigger guys... Seth: I'm glad Sara: Are we gonna have sex? Seth: Fuck yes. Sara: Do you have a condom? Kissing stops for one second. Seth: Fuck. Sara: What? Seth: I don't have a fucking condom. Kissing stops. Sara: Don't you like, carry one around just in case? Seth: Fuck no. Shit like this doesn't happen to guys like me every day Sara: Fuck. I am sooo ready right now... Seth: Stop...you're making me want to.... They both look at each other. Sara: We have to have some fucking condoms around here somewhere! Seth gets out of the bed, in his boxers and starts opening drawers as fast as he can. Sara is searching high and low as well. After a minute or so Sara finally stops and sits down in defeat. Seth looks over at her. Seth: Shit. You're going to Daytona right? Sara: Yea. Seth: Where are you staying? I'll meet you and I'll be ready. Sara: A holiday Inn...I'll give you my cell number...its 555-9837 Seth: Okay...good, shit...your friend is waiting...lets go.

Seth slips on his jeans and they both run out of the house. Seth: Oh shit! Don't forget the Jumper Cables! Scene ends Seth and Sara are now back at the gas station and Katie is waiting by the car. They pull up. Katie is looking bored. Seth opens the hood on their SUV and then on his car. Katie attaches the cables to the SUV, and Seth attaches the cables to his car. Seth turns his car on and like magic the SUV turns on. Sara winks at Seth. Seth gives the blow job motion to Sara.

Katie is already in the car. Sara hops in the passenger seat. Seth approaches the car. Sara winds down the window. Seth: So maybe I'll see you guys in Daytona? Sara: Maybe... Katie: Unlikely but possible nonetheless...thanks for the help man. Seth: No problem Sara: Yea Seth...Thanks for the help...if I ever need any more help I know who to look for. (She licks her lips). Katie puts the car in drive and they drive away. Seth (to himself): You're a fucking dumbass. No fucking condom. Jeez. He gets into his car and pulls out of the station. Scene ends.

Evan in in the woods now with a mask on. He his hiding behind a tree. He has a big splatter of paint on his back. He is breathing heavily. And all the sudden his phone rings. He jumps. Paint balls go whizzing past as he flings his hand in his pocket in an attempt to make his phone shut up. He pulls his phone out of his pocket and quickly opens it. Seth: YO! Where the hell are you? Man I almost got laid fifteen minutes ago. No joke this chick was all up on me. She literally asked me to have sex with her! Fuck man! I got some crazy shit to tell you. Hurry the fuck up, Im in the front parking lot. Evan: Sure...Shit...um...I'll be out in a minute. Seth: Why the fuck are you whispering? Evan (a little louder): I'm not whispering. Seth: Yea you are... (He lowers his voice) This is whispering man. Evan: Just...can you pull around the back...Theres a parking lot out back right next to my dorm...you see it? Seth: Yea...I see it... Evan: Okay...I'll meet you there in 2 seconds. Evan hangs up his phone. Lifts the mask off his face and wipes the sweat from his forehead. Evan (to himself): Okay...whew. Evan takes off running. A few paint balls fly by as he runs. He makes it to the building untouched...runs inside gets to his dorm covered in sweat. He grabs his 4 bags and starts to lug them out of the room. He makes it all the way outside and sees Seth's car. Seth is out of the car already with the trunk open. Evan gets to the car. Evan: Hey man. Seth: You smell like shit man.

Evan: Yea...I was...we were playing some paint ball Seth: Well lets hurry the fuck up and get to Daytona before your precious Becca decides to paint some guys balls with her tongue. All the sudden a paint ball flies out of nowhere and smacks right into Seth's drivers side door. Seth: WHAT THE FUCK?! Evan: LOOK OUT!! Seth: WHAT? A paint ball hits Seth right in the chest. Seth: MOTHERFUCKER! THAT FUCKING HURTS! Evan: GET IN THE CAR! Seth opens the door and jumps in the car. Evan throws his bags in the trunk as more paint palls whiz past. Seth leans over and opens the passenger door. Evan dives in and Seth takes off. Two more paint palls smack into Seth's car on the rear windshield. Seth: I cant fucking see out the back! Evan: Wipers! Seth: Right! Seth takes a sharp turn and Evan slides sideways. Seth speeds to the front of the building, and then screeches to a halt. Seth: What the fuck was that? Evan: They thought I was still playing... Seth: My car looks like it just got skeeted on by fucking aliens man! Evan: So does your shirt. Suddenly Fogal comes running out the building with two bags. Fogal: Wait for me guys! Seth: Fuck no man. Evan: He'll be here by himself... Seth: I don't give a shit... Evan: Comon man...don't be a jackass Seth: Ughhhhhhh....Fine. Fuck it. Fine. Fogal gets to the car Seth pops the trunk open from the inside. Fogal crams his bags in and gets in the back seat. Fogal: Hell yea! Daytona here we come! Fuck yea man! Chicka Chicka yea! Lets fucking go get laid bitches! Seth and Evan: Shut the fuck up Fagal. (Evan says Fogal Seth says Fagal) Scene ends.

Seth is in the front seat driving. He and Evan are talking, Fogal is sleeping. Seth: I swear to God man. We went back to her apartment and she grabs me throws me on the bed and starts kissing me telling me how she wants to have sex with me. Evan: I dunno man, sounds like something you would see in a porn movie... Seth: I know man but it's true. I fucking swear man. And they're both going to Daytona too so maybe we'll see them. I even got her number. Evan: I guess...so hows state? Seth: It sucks harder than a 60 year old prostitute on steroids man. State is full of dickwads. Evan: You know...Dartmouth isn't the greatest place in the world either...I joined a frat... Seth: Way to go. You're part of the glee club now. Evan: I just thought it was a good way to make friends... Seth: Fuck no man. It's a good way to meet assholes though. Evan: You're probably right... Seth: Of course I'm fucking right...how much longer do we have to stay on this interstate? Evan pulls out a slip of paper from his back pocket. Evan: Mapquest says take exit 27. We're supposed to stay on the highway for 92.6 miles... Seth: Goddammit man this is going to take a fucking million years. Evan: 23 and a half hours actually. Seth: 23 and a half hour can suck my dick. Seth begins to speed up. The speedometer reaches 80 then 90. Evan is gripping the armrest tightly. Fogal is still sleeping. Seth is laughing. Evan: Slow down man!! Seth laughs and slows down a little. Then speeds up even more. Now he is going 110.

Evan: Seth! Slow down! What the fuck are you doing?! Seth: Relax man! There's no one on the road! Evan: Slow the fuck down Seth! Seth slows back down to 70 still laughing. Seth (mimicking Evan): Slow down Seth! Seth: Chill out man. The roads fucking empty. I was only kidding around. Evan: Well it wasn't funny. Fuck man. It feels like my heart is going in to hypothermic shock. Seth: I'm sorry...I didn't realize you were on your period. Evan: Not funny man. Don't do shit like that. Lets try to get there in one piece okay? Scene ends. Now it is dark. We see an overhead shot of Seth's car. Seth is still driving. Evan and Fogal are both up now but silent. Seth is staring intently out the windshield looking serious. Suddenly Fogal talks. Fogal: Where are we?

Seth (pause): North Carolina Fogal: How much longer? Seth: We're about twenty minutes from South Carolina so I'd say about 8 more hours. Fogal: Shit...how long have we been driving? Seth: You mean how long have I been driving? About 13 hours. Fogal: You want me to drive? Seth: Fuck no. Just go back to sleep. Evan: I'll drive if you want me to... Seth: Guys I got it. I'm fine. Evan: No man, you look tired...here...pull over and I'll drive. Seth: I'm fine. Fogal: You should let Evan drive...Its not-Seth: FUCK!!!!! Seth swerves the car hard. The car spins sideways and the tires lift of the ground. The car smashes into a deer the impact shatters the side windows. The car almost flips over but doesn't. It continues to spin out of control until it hits a guard rail and comes to a sudden halt. Seth (coughing): Sh-Shit. Ugh...You guys okay? Fogal: I'm fine... Evan: What the fuck did we hit? Seth: A fucking deer. Fogal: You killed a deer? Seth: I honestly don't give a fuck about the dumbass deer right now fagsause. Fogal: Jeez Evan: Alright...how are we going to get out of the car? I'm stuck. Seth: I can get out if my door will open...Fuck. Its stuck....can you get out Fagal? Fogal: Yea I think I can...yea I can crawl out the window....hold on...

He crawls out. Fogal: Guys I'm out... Fogal struggles to open Seth's door, but eventually gets it to swing open. Seth topples out bleeding. Fogal walks around the car to Evans side of the car. It is smashed against the guardrail. Fogal: Get up and help me get Evan out man! Seth: Ugh... Seth gets up slowly and limps around to the side of the car. He and Fogal both pull on the frame of the window and it pops out. Seth flies backwards and hits the ground. Evan manages to crawl out of the window. Fogal backs up and looks at the car. Fogal: What are we gonna do now? Seth (wiping himself off): I don't know...my cell phone is smashed. (He holds up his broken phone) Fogal: I got my phone...maybe I can call someone. He opens his phone. He goes to contacts. The only two people listed are Evan and Seth.

Fogal: Should I call the cops? Evan (wiping blood from his lip): Yea Seth: Fuck the cops man. They're just going to give us shit. I've had to many bad experiences with them. Evan: But-Seth: Fuck no man. I don't want to get the cops involved. Fogal: But your car is totaled Seth: I know that you fucking idiot...Let's walk and see if we can get some help...theres lights that way. Seth points over about a mile to the left where there are several glowing signs. Evan: Seth... Seth: Trust me.

They start to walk and eventually get to the exit. There is a gas station and several fast food restaurants. Seth: Evan...How much money do you have on you? Evan: No cash...I have my card though. Seth: What about you Fagal? Fogal: 60 dollars...I have my card too. Seth: Okay...heres what we do. First...we get something to eat. Then we call a tow truck. We have them tow the car to the nearest auto-body repair shop. Then we get a bus to the closest hotel. We stay the night there. Next morning we find out how long and how much its gonna cost to fix the car. Evan: So what do we do while we wait for them to fix the car? Seth: Fuck waiting. We rent a car and we're on our way. We pick my car up on the way back. Fogal: Sounds pretty risky. What happens if they fix the car and we aren't there to pick it up? Seth: We'll figure it out. Lets get some food. They go to Bojangles. Seth: You're the only one with cash so you got the food okay? Fogal: Yea The three of them are in line in front of a big black woman. She should be huge. Much bigger than Seth. They get to the cash register. Seth: Uh...yea can I get a number 1? Cashier: Yes and what drink would you like with that? Seth: Um...a coke Evan: Can I get a number...ugh...5? Cashier: Okay...and what kind of drink for you? Evan: A sprite please Fogal: Can I get a-The lady taps Fogal on the shoulder and stares down at him with a menacing face. Lady: Would you hurry up?!

Fogal: I---I--Lady: I said WOULD YOU HURRY UP? I'm a grown woman and I'm getting impatient here! Fogal: Yes mam (turning to the cashier): Can I get a number 3? Cashier: Yes and what kind of drink do you want Lady: He'll take whatever...whats their total so they can hurry up and pay? I'm hungry. Cashier: Um.... Fogal: Coke. Coke. Cashier: Um...you're total is 15.67 Fogal pulls out a twenty dollar bill and hands it to the cashier fully aware that the lady is staring at him. The cashier makes change and gives Fogal a receipt. The three of them quickly move out of the way. Fogal: What is that lady's problem man? Seth: She knows that you're a dickwad. Fogal: No one can be that hungry man. Evan: Just leave it alone guys. She might hear us. Just shut the fuck up guys. The lady steps back from the counter and stands unnecessarily close to the three of them. A few moments pass and their food is placed on the counter. Seth steps forward to get the food, but the lady cuts him off, gets to the counter first and grabs their tray. Seth: Hey! Thats our food! Lady: No, this is my food. I just ordered. Seth: We have a receipt and thats exactly what we ordered! Lady: You tryin to step to me boy? Seth: What the fuck are you talking about? Just give us our food. Lady: This is my food! Seth: No. Its not.

Lady: THIS IS MY FOOD! YOU SEE THIS TRAY? THIS IS MY BOJANGLES! Seth backs up a little looking startled. Seth: Look lady I don't want any trouble. If I show you the receipt will you give us our food? Lady: I don't need to see shit. This is my Bojangles and aint no one gonna tell me anything else. The manager comes out the back. He approaches the front counter. Manager: Is there a problem here? Seth: Yea this lady wont give us our food. Lady: This is my Bojangles. Manager: Can I see you're receipt please? Lady: I aint gotta show you shit. Manager: Can I see you're receipt sir? Fogal timidly hands Seth the receipt and he hands it across the counter to the manger. The manager looks at the receipt for one second and then at the tray.

Manager: Mam I think you have made a mistake. Their receipt clearly shows that that is their food on the tray. Lady: This is my food. I'm takin my food and I'm leaving. Manager: Mam if you want that food I have to ask you to pay for it. The register shows you only bought a small drink. Lady: Fuck you're register. This is my Bojangles. I don't have to prove anything. Seth: Listen up bitch! Give us our motherfucking food before I bitch slap your fat ass! The lady drops the tray the food spills everywhere she charges like a bull at Seth. Seth dives out of the way. Evan and Fogal take off. Seth takes off after them. The lady runs after Seth. They make it outside. Evan and Fogal are a little ways ahead of Seth. They run across the street a car barely misses them. Seth stops for a second lets a car pass and then takes off across the street. The lady is gaining on Seth. Fogal and Evan on the other side of the road yell for Seth to hurry up. Seth is half way across the street. A car speeds by missing him by inches. He jumps back. Stumbles and falls. A car comes screeching to a halt. He holds us his arms to his face. Another car swerves out of the way at the last second. He gets back up and makes it to the other side of the street. The woman is still on the opposite side. In frustration she takes her purse and chucks it at Seth. It smacks him in the back of the head. Seth falls over and rolls down a grassy hill. Evan runs after him. Seth sits up covered in grass stains. Seth: What the hell was that all about? Evan: I dunno Seth: That bitch was crazy Fogal (running down from the hill): Guys! She threw her purse! Her fucking purse guys! Chicka chika yea! Seth: Whats in it? Fogal: I don't know...lets check it Seth grabs the purse from Fogal and opens it. There is an Itouch and a pocketbook. He pulls out the pocketbook. Inside is the womans ID. Her name is Keisha Shantell. Inside the pocketbook is also four dollars, three credit cards, her drivers license, a few coupons, and a gift card to Wal-Mart. Evan: We should just leave this here. Seth: We could seriously fuck this lady over with all this shit. Evan: And we could seriously go to jail if we use any of it. Seth: Lets take the Itouch...and the gift card. Lemme see your phone Evan. Evan hands Seth his phone. Seth calls the 1-800 number on the back of the card. Seth: Its got 15 bucks on it. Fogal: We lost 15 dollars of my money so technically using her gift card wouldn't be stealing...she'd just be paying us back. Evan: I dunno guys... Seth: Stop being a pussy man. We're not taking the credit cards. Lets just leave the rest of the shit here

and take the gift card. Seth turns on the Itouch. Seth: I'm glad she gave us this. He gets on the Internet and searches Google for tow trucks in North Carolina. Gets a phone number and calls them. He tells them where the car is located and asks them if they know of any auto body shops in the area. Seth: Its gonna be 80 bucks to tow the car to an auto repair shop. Evan: Hurry up man. Lets get the fuck out here man. She might realize what she did. Seth (pointing to the hill): Calm down man. I'd like to see her try and get her fat ass down that hill. Seth then looks up bus schedules for NC. He finds out that there is a bus stop about a mile away. Seth: Theres a bus stop about a mile away. We can take that to the nearest hotel. They take the Itouch and the gift card. Seth dumps the rest out on the ground spits on the pile and stomps on it. They walk to the bus stop and wait for the bus. It gets there quickly after they arrive. They ask the bus driver where the nearest hotel is and he says that he can get them to a hotel in about ten minutes. The bus ride is uneventful. They get dropped off at a bus stop near a hotel called Knights Inn. They get inside the lobby and the woman at the front asks them what kind of room they want. Seth: One with three beds. And Internet access. Woman: We have two rooms available with three beds. They both have Internet access but no computers. Do you have a laptop with you?

Seth pulls out the Itouch and the woman smiles. Woman: Okay...and you'll be staying for one night? Seth: Yes Woman: Okay...going to be 110 dollars for the room. Evan steps forward and hands the woman his card. She wipes it. Evan puts in his pin number and the woman smiles. Okay. She hands each of them room keys. You're room number is 336 on the third floor. Have a nice night, and thanks for choosing Knights Inn. The three of them are in the room now each sitting on their own bed. Seth is on the Itouch. Evan is texting on his phone. Fogal is watching TV. Evan: We shouldn't have taken that lady's stuff man. Seth: How do you think she got the money to pay for this man? Evan: I have no idea, but thats not the point. Seth: My guess is that she didn't get the money to pay for it. She stole it. Just like she tried to steal our food. Fogal: Seth's right man. She can't do whatever she wants because shes bigger than everyone else.

Seth: Good job dickface. You said something smart for once. Evan: Well I still think it was wrong Seth:...They towed my car to a place called Jimmy's Auto-Body repair...I'm going to call them to see how much its going to cost to get it fixed. Seth calls them. Seth: 3,600 dollars to get it completely fixed. That includes a new, battery, and transmission. Plus all new windows and a new paint job. Its going to take them 8 to 10 days. Evan: Thats a lot of money. Fogal: Too much money. They're ripping you off. Seth: We don't have a choice we have to have to car fixed to get back. Evan: Fuck man. I don't have that kind of money. Seth: ...we need to rent a car too. Evan: Fuck this man. This was a bad idea. Too rushed. We should have talked about it more before we took off. I don't have 4000 dollars to just throw out the window man. Seth: If we split it its like a 900 bucks a piece. You can come up with 900 dollars man. Evan: No I cant. I'm not made of money! I just had to pay a shit load of money for all my college books. And you know its going to cost us at least 500 bucks to rent a decent car for two weeks. Seth: ...Ford Fusion 14 days 430 dollars. Evan: It's still too much man. Fuck this. Lets just find a way to get back to New Hampshire. Seth: Look Evan. Ten years from now do you want to look back to this very moment and say to yourself. If only I'd followed through?...or do you want to look back and say....good thing I didn't let a little thing like money stop me...Fuck man. Its only money. We can make more money. You're already in a shit load of debt from your college loans. Whats a few more hundred bucks when it comes to something like love? Fogal: Common Evan! I don't have any money either but I say we do this shit! Lets go get Becca! Seth: If you really love her you wouldn't even hesitate. Evan: You think I love her? Seth: Fuck that. I know you love her. You wouldn't have agreed to do this shit in the first place if you didn't. Fogal: You love her Evan. Seth: You fucking love her! Evan: I love her? Seth: Fuck yea! Fogal: Chicka Chicka Yea! Evan loves Becca! Evan: I love her. Fogal: Hells yea bitches! Seth: You love her! Evan: I love her! Seth: You wanna fuck her! Fogal: Shit yea he does! Evan: I love her and I wanna fuck her! Seth: Then lets go! Fogal: LETS GO! Evan: Fuck it. Lets go. Seth: Ata boy! Scene ends.

Its the next morning. The three of them should be packing up their stuff. They walk to the bus stop. Get picked up. The bus drives them to the car rental place. The three of them approach the counter. The man behind the counter is in a Hawaiian shirt. He has very long hair and sun glasses. He has a peace ring on his finger. Guy: Can I help you? Seth: Uh...yea we saw on your website that we could rent a ford fusion? Guy (types something on the computer): yea we got one available. How long do you want to rent it? Seth: two weeks. Guy: Okay I just need for you to fill out this form. Its just so you know that if you mess up the car you gotta pay for it. Which I personally think is bull shit. You know? These huge cooperations cant even pay to fix their own cars? Its bull. Man. Every time I think about it I get chills. Its like, why cant we all share? Man we don't even need cars. They tear up the environment. We could all just ride horses. Thats how it used to be until the government came in and fucked us all over. All we do is pay pay pay while the cooperations make tons and tons of money. It's like, why cant bill gates give me some money? Why does he have to keep it all to himself? Its total bull. You know what I'm sayin? Seth is filling out the form while the guys talks. Not paying much attention. When he is finished he hands him the form. Guy (types something else): Okay...that will be 430 dollars and 16 cents. Damn. So much to rent a car. And its not even a good one. Jesus Christ man. I wish I could give this car to you for free.

Evan steps forward with the card but Seth holds up a hand. He pulls out his wallet and hands the man his card. The guy wipes the card. Seth punches in his pin number and the man prints out a receipt. He steps around from behind the counter and tells the three of them to follow him. He leads them out to a parking lot full of cars. He leads them to a jet black ford fusion. It looks surprisingly nice. Guy: Here's your earth-killing machine. Try not to drive it too much guys. It really eats up the atmosphere. Seth: Okay...cool...so...can we um...have the keys? Guy: Ha-ha yea man. Heres the key and I just need to see your drivers license. Seth shows it to him Guy: Okay everything looks good. You guys can go ahead and hop in. Remember you need to return this by 1:00 two weeks from now. Seth: We got it. Guy: Okay, I'll go ahead and lower the gate so you guys can be on your way. Peace guys. The three of them get in the car. Its nice and roomy. It has a GPS and Xm radio. The gate is lowered and Seth starts up the engine. They start to drive.

Seth: What the fuck is wrong with North Carolina? First we run into some rabid fat chick, and then we bump into the worlds biggest fucking hippie... Fogal: Yea man this place is weird... Evan: Lets just hurry up and go. Scene ends. Evan: We have to stop by that Jimmy's place. Fogal: Why? Evan: Our bags are all in Seth's car. Seth: Fuck, I forgot. Evan: Its no big deal we'll just go. Lets get our stuff and get to Daytona. They drive to Jimmy's Auto-Repair shop. The three of them get out and walk inside. Seth: Hey, uh we had our car towed here last night and we left some important stuff inside of the car. Can we see the car so we can get our stuff? Clerk: Oh you mean all those bags in the trunk? Seth: Yea Clerk: They're right over there. (He points to a big pile of bags) Seth: Thanks They get they're bags pack them up and now they are officially on their way. The next scene they are entering Florida. Seth is still driving Evan and Fogal are awake. The radio is blaring Ocean Avenue. Seth turns it off.

Seth: Okay we need to get off the highway soon right? Evan: Next exit. Seth: Yea I see it....Well...we made it boys. This exit is it, our entrance to Daytona Beach. God of all spring break hotspots. Fogal (yawning): Where are we gonna stay? Evan: We'll figure that out soon. I just want to find Becca. Seth makes a few turns here and there eventually pulling to a stop in a small grocery store parking lot about a mile from the beach. Seth: Did Becca even tell you where she's staying? Evan: No. Seth: Fuck. Call her. Tell her that you're here. Evan pulls out his cell phone hands trembling he presses the call button. Seth: Put it on Speaker. Evan clicks the speaker phone button. The phone is ringing. Becca: Hello? Evan: Hey Becca, its me....

Becca: Hey Evan! I'm so glad you called I have so much so tell you! Its so crazy here! There are sooo many people in our hotel! I got a room to myself though... last night there was this amazing party, it was soo much fun! Oh Evan I wish you were here! Evan: Uh...it's funny you should say that... Becca: What? Evan: I um...I Becca: Evan? Evan: I decided to make a trip up here to uh...surprise you...so I'm here. Surprise! Becca: What? Evan: I'm here...I uh...I drove down to Daytona. I'm right next to the beach now. Becca: You're...here? Evan: Yea...I'm here...In Daytona... Becca: Oh Evan! Did you drive by yourself?! Evan: ...I um...brought a few friends... Becca: Oh! Whos with you? Evan: Well Seth tagged along...you know him...and um...Fogal? Becca: McLovin? Evan: Yea...Yes. Becca: So...um...well I'm surprised! ...So where are you staying? Evan: We'll probably rent a room at a hotel.... Becca: Thats going to get really expensive really fast...you should come share a room with me! Seth looks at Evan and nods. Evan: Yea that sounds great. Awesome!

Evan: Seth and Fogal can rent a room somewhere else and I can catch up with them later...so where are you staying? Becca: I'm at the Holiday Express right next to the beach...there a store called Wings right next to it.... Evan looks up at the grocery store. The store is called Wings. Evan: Um...Okay...I think I can find it. Becca: Great! I'm in room 116. Just tell them you're coming to visit. Evan: Okay...I'll see you in a bit. Becca: Okay...Bye! Evan: Bye... Evan is about to click the end button but... Becca: Evan wait! Evan: Yea? Becca: I love you. Evan: Oh...I love you too... Becca: Okay...well then I'll see you in a few? Evan: Yea...You will...I'll um...you'll see me. Becca: Bye. Evan: Bye.

Evan clicks the end button and Seth snatches the phone. Seth: I love you Evan! Evan: Shut up. Seth points out the window. Seth: There's the hotel. Shes right there. Evan (smiling): Thanks for dragging me here man. Seth: No problem. Fogal: Lets get the our party on bayyyy bayyyy! Hell yea lets get it crunk boys! We're in Daytona Bitches!!!! Seth: Hold on McFuckin Douche...I gotta make a phone call. Seth pulls out slip of paper from his pocket. He punches the numbers on the paper into the phone and presses call. He also puts the phone on speaker. It rings 4 times. Sara: Hello? Seth: Hey, its me...Seth. Sara: Who? Fogal and Evan grin.

Seth: Seth! Sara: Seth...OH! SETH! OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY CALLED! Seth(smiling): Yea! Hell yea I called! I always call! Sara: Are you here? Like are in in Daytona? Seth: Hell yea babe! Sara: Oh my God! Okay...I'm staying at a hotel called Laquinta...I can get the actual address for you if you need it... Seth: No...I got a GPS....Hell...I got a new car. Sara: No way! Seth: Hell yea...kinda gay but still an upgrade. Sara: What is it?! Seth: It's a Ford Fusion... Sara: Thats a great car! What are you talking about kind of gay? Seth: Well I'll find you're hotel and I'll be over soon... Sara: My room number is 253 Seth: Got it.... He presses end. Seth: Told you! Evan: You did. Fogal: What about me guys?!

Seth: Well Evan...I assume you are going to walk to Becca...I mean shes less that 50 feet away...so I guess you could just sit in the car while I go make sweet love... Fogal: No way man! Evan: Relax Fogal...Look...you have your card and we all decided earlier that money is no object. So go do some shopping. Buy whatever you want, meet some people... We'll meet you here in two hours. Fogal: Two hours? What am I supposed to do for two fucking hours? Seth: Fuck if I know...but you're gonna have to get out of the car. Evan opens the door and gets out. Evan: Okay...Seth...meet back here in two hours... Seth: I know, I know...Fogal get the fuck out of the car! Fogal gets out of the car. Fogal: Two hours guys....seriously make sure you're here... Seth: We get it. Evan: I'm going guys. I'll see you later. Evan starts to walk. Seth looks up Laquinta on the GPS and Fogal walks into the store. Scene Ends.

Evan knocks on the door. He brushes himself off with his hands and waits. After a few seconds the door flies open. Becca comes running out. She jumps up and kisses him. He seems a little startled; they kiss their way into the room and fall on the bed. Becca: You drove 23 hours to come see me. Evan: I missed you from the second you left. I had to come. Becca: I love you Evan. Evan: I love you so much. They kiss more. The scene switches to Seth who is kissing Sara. Seth: This is crazy Sara: I know They kiss. Sara: Did you bring it? Seth pulls out a condom from his pocket. Sara takes it from him and looks at the wrapper.

Sara (laughing): Complementary from Knights Inn? Cheap ass. Seth: Long story. I didn't have a chance to buy one. We see a quick flashback of Seth looking around quickly before taking a condom from a basket. Sara: It doesn't matter. I can't believe that you actually came. I thought you we're lying. The kiss more. Seth unzips his pants and they drop to the floor. He has on SpongeBob boxers. Sara laughs more Sara: SpongeBob? Seth: He's a sex symbol She grabs him. They kiss and fall onto the bed. Seth drops the condom on the floor. Seth: Shit He tries to get up to grab it. Sara picks it up before he can. Sara: Nervous? Seth: Fuck no. Just slipped. You know? Sara holds up the condom. Sara: Help me open it. Seth and Sara both place a hand on the condom and pull down. It opens up; she pulls it out of the wrapper. Sara: Off with the boxers now babe. Seth starts to pull down his boxers. But then he stops. Sara: What? Seth sits up. He looks serious. Deep in thought. Seth: I'm nervous. Sara looks unsurprised. Seth: Why are you doing this? Sara: Because I think you're sexy. I dunno...I just have this thing for big guys. I love how you-Seth: But I mean...I don't even know you. Sara: Who cares? Seth: It's just-Sara: You're a virgin?

Seth: Fuck no....I mean...you know what? Fuck it. I am a virgin...and fuck. I've spent the last three years of my life trying to get laid with no luck. Fuck. I don't know what I'm trying to say. Sara: You're trying to say that you're scared shitless. Thats what you're trying to say. It's fine. We don't know each other...but sometimes that makes it all the more fun. And I'm going to be honest with you right now. I'm horny as hell and I really really want you to fuck me. So quit being a pussy and lets do this. Seth looks up. Seth: You know what? You're right. Fuck it. Lets go. Scene ends. Fogal is walking around in America Eagle looking for clothes. He is looking through a bunch of shirts when someone taps him on the shoulder. Fogal spins around. Its a woman who works at the store. Girl Can I help you? Fogal: Um...I'm just looking... Girl: Well let me help you...I've got nothing else to do...is there anything in particular you were looking for? Fogal: No. Girl: Well try this out. She holds us a black polo with a white undershirt. Girl: I bet you'll like it. We sell a lot of these shirts. Fogal: Okay? Fogal walks to the dressing room the girl unlocks it and Fogal steps inside. A few minutes later he comes out.

Girl: See? You look awesome. Try these on too. I got them while you were in there. She tosses him a pair of jeans. He misses the catch and they fall to the floor. He picks them up and walks into the dressing room. He comes out later with them on. Girl: Great! Now take these off.... She takes his glasses off. Fogal: I cant see without those. Girl: Just wait. She walks over to the other side of the store and comes back with sunglasses in her hand. Girl: See? I clipped on some sunglasses lenses. Fogal puts them on. He walks over to the mirror and looks at himself. He laughs a really high pitched

laugh and looks at the girl. Fogal: I look...cool. Girl: Now only one more thing...follow me. Fogal follows her to the front of the store. She grabs some hair gel and tosses it to him. He almost misses. Tips it back up and grabs it. Girl: Put that in your hair and spike it up. Fogal opens the gel squeezes some out and puts it in his hair. He ruffles his hair around. Then spikes his hair up. He should look completely different that when he walked in. Girl: See? Now you look like a total badass. Fogal: I look so cool. Girl: Now you've gotta pay for all this... They walk to the front of the store. He follows her behind the counter. She rings up everything with the scanner and afterwards she cuts off all the tags. The total comes up to 97.67. Fogal gives her his card. She swipes it and gives him a receipt. Girl: One more recommendation. Fogal is checking himself out in the mirror.

Fogal: Hmm? Girl: Get some new shoes. We see Fogal's shoes. They are covered in dirt. The scene ends. The next scene is of Fogal. We see him buying some shoes. We should only see the box and a quick shot of him paying for them. The next shot is of Seth on the bed. Sara is lying next to him. They are both breathing heavily. Sara: That wasn't so bad was it? Seth: That was amazing. Sara: And you are are officially no longer a virgin. Seth: Fuck. Finally. Sara: No strings attached right? Seth: None. No strings attached. No strings. Fo sho. Scene ends. Evan and Becca are both sitting on the bed watching a movie. Becca is leaning against Evan. Evan had his arm around her. She leans over and pecks him on the lips.

Becca: Are we gonna party tonight? Evan: Hell yea. Scene ends. It is dark now. Seth's car is in the parking lot of the Wings store. He is blasting Fight for you're right to party by the Beastie Boys. He is drumming on the steering wheel. Someone taps on the window. He almost jumps but doesn't. He winds down the window. Its Fogal. Seth pauses for a second. Seth: Fagal? Fogal: Chick Chick Yeeeaaa!!! Seth stares at him for a minute. Seth: You look like an idiot man. Fogal: You're just jealous. Seth: What did you do? Fogal: I got awesome. Seth: You got awesome? What the fuck does that even mean? Fogal: Come check out my new shoes. Seth sighs and gets out of the car. He walks around to see Fogal. He looks down.

Fogal's had on Converse All Stars. They are blue and yellow. They Say McLovin in black letters all over them. Fogal (grinning): Custom made. Seth: ...Okay.....those....they're pretty cool....how the fuck did you get those? Fogal: There's a shoe store down the street that makes custom shoes in under an hour. I asked them if they could put McLovin on them. Seth: Fogal...thats actually pretty fucking cool. How much did those shits cost? Fogal: 130 dollars. Seth: Totally worth it. Nice shit man. Fogal: Thanks. We see Evan crossing the street from the Hotel. As he gets closer he comes into view more clearly. Finally he gets close enough to see Fogal. He stops. Evan: What the fuck? Fogal: Tight huh? Evan: You look like a wannabe homosexual. Fogal: Psh. Whatever. I look sexy. Evan: What the hell do you have on your feet? Fogal: Custom made Converse All Stars.

Evan (staring at them) ...actually....those look kind of cool... Evan shakes his head. Evan: So anyways...change of subject...where are you guys staying? Seth: I rented a room at Days Inn for me and Fogal. It was only 40 bucks a day. Evan: Cool...listen...Becca talked about a crazy party thats going down tonight on the beach...maybe we should go. Its already started. Seth: Fuck yea man. Fogal: This is gonna be fucking pimp man! Lets go to the fucking beach! The three of them hop in the car. Seth puts the car in drive and they pull out of the parking lot. They head off to the beach. They park the car in the small lot put a couple quarters in the timer. They all get out the car and walk up the sand dunes to the beach. We should see an overhead view of the beach. Hundreds of people are there. Loud music is blaring people are shouting. Lots of people are drunk; it is just one huge party. Fogal: Fuck yea! This is what I'm walking about!! Seth: We made it guys. Evan: The story of our lives. Seth: Our fucking lives man. The three of them take off for the beach running into the crowd. We see a couple shots of Seth drinking, Evan in the water with Becca, Fogal dancing. We see people pointing and complementing Fogal's shoes. We see Seth dancing. Evan and Becca kissing. Fogal disco dancing. People laughing. People Dancing. Seth looks at his watch It's 3:38 am. Seth: Fuck. Its late. Seth starts looking for Evan. Seth:(calling) EVAN!! He cant seem to find him anywhere. He bumps into Fogal. Seth: Watch where you're going fucktard. Fogal: What? Seth: Oh shit. It's you. I forgot you dressed up as a grandee faggot day. Fogal: Shut the fuck up Seth you fat ugly turd. Seth: Fuck you man! Fogal: Fuck you man! Seth: Fuck you're mom. Fogal: Fuck you're dad. Bitch. They are both extremely drunk. Seth tries to walk swing at Fogal and falls over Fogal trips over him and falls on top of him. They both fall asleep.

Scene ends. The next shot is of Seth with his face in the dirt. There is a Seagull next to him picking at the dirt in his hair. Seth suddenly lifts his head out of the dirt. The seagull flies away. Seth groans. Seth: Hey, McIdiot get the fuck off me. Fogal doesn't wake up. Seth sits up and pushed him off. Fogal rolls in the dirt Suddenly he wakes up. He sucks in a huge breath of air as if he hadn't been breathing. The beach is empty. Seth puts a hand up to his head. He groans again. He looks at his watch. Its 1:07. Seth: Fuck man. Fogal: Where am I? Seth: We fell asleep on the beach. Fogal: Did I call you a fat turd last night? Seth: I dunno Fogal: Well if I did I'm sorry about that... Seth: Yea man. No problem. Scene Ends. Evan is sleeping next to Becca. She is curled up and his arms are wrapped around her. She suddenly sits up. Becca: Evan? Evan: I'm here... Becca: Oh my God you really are here! I thought I was dreaming...

Evan: No I'm here. Here for real. Becca: We went to the beach last night right? Evan: Yea. Becca: Ugh...I have a hangover. Evan: Not me. Becca: Really? Evan: I'm still drunk.

A caption on the bottom of the screen. 13 Days Later.... Seth, Evan and Fogal (Fogal looks like his usual self now) are packing up the car. They finish up close the trunk and get in. Seth puts the car in reverse and begins to back out. Evan: Well this was fun. Seth: Yea...I had a good time...got laid. I don't think I told you. Fogal: You did?

Seth: Yea...first day we got here. Evan: That girl you met at the gas station? Seth: Yea.... Evan: So I'm the only virgin in the car now? Seth: Guess so...just fuck Becca next time you see her and you'll be fine. Evan: Seth... Seth: Relax. I'm joking. Fogal: Lets go. We have to get this car back to North Carolina by one. Seth backs the car out of the hotel parking lot. Scene ends. We see another caption. 23 hours later.... We see Seth's car driving down the street. It is fixed completely. It looks a little better than before the paint is nice and sleek. The windows are tinted. Seth: We're here. Fogal: That was some trip man. Seth: Yea. You were actually pretty cool man. You're not as big of a dork as people think you are. Fogal: And you're not as big an asshole are people say you are. Seth: Get outta the fucking car McTiny dick. Fogal gets out of the car. He opens the trunk and gets his bags out Evan: I guess I'll see you next break? Seth: Hell yea man....

Evan: Okay then...I...I guess...I'm going to go up to my room then... Seth: Yea...I'll see you later. Fogal: Chicka Chicka yea you will now stop being pussies. Seth get the fuck out of here. Seth: Alright alright. Seth's phone suddenly rings. He looks at the caller ID. It is Sara. The screen goes black. The movie ends.