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more AskReddit AskReddit comments related other discussions (1) want to join? login or register in seconds| English this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2014 310 points (74% like it) 477 upvotes 167 downvotes shortlink: remember mereset password Ask a question! AskReddit unsubscribe5,177,814 14,748 users here now Why are comment scores hidden? Click to find out. The current delay is -- 60 -minutes Use a [Serious] post tag to designate your post as a serious, on-topic-only thre ad. [Learn More] Do you have ideas or feedback for Askreddit? Submit to /r/Ideasforaskreddit. Check out our Wiki page for the rules and other info. 1) You must post a clear and direct question, and only the question, in your title. Any context or clarification should be posted in the text box. Your own answer to the question should go in the comments as a reply to your own post. [M ore] 2) Askreddit is for open-ended, discussion-inspiring questions. Questions wi th a single correct answer do not generate open discussion and will be removed. Any post asking for advice should be generic and not specific to your situation alone. [More] 3) Please do not post poll-type, survey, or yes/no questions. "Does anybody else?" questions, and posts like highest vote wins or of similar nature will also be removed. [More] 4) Posting, or seeking, any identifying personal information will result in a ban without a prior warning. This includes for yourself or other people, and r efers to, but is not limited to, full names, phone numbers, email addresses, fac ebook or other social media accounts. [More] 5) Askreddit is not your soapbox, personal army, or advertising platform. Po sts attempting to promote a specific agenda of yours or anyone else, to gain pub licity, promote a cause or charity drive, or to publicly shame a person or entit y will be removed. Rhetorical and loaded questions will also be removed. [More] 6) Questions seeking professional advice are inappropriate for this subreddi t and will be removed. This includes but is not limited to medical, legal, menta l health and financial advice. If you think that you need professional support, please contact a professional in your area. [More]

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[ ]H_Jay_Simpson 320 points 5 hours ago No cheating, no raping, and no hitting permalink [ ]H_Jay_Simpson 87 points 5 hours ago Also delete the nudes after you rub one out permalink parent [ ]Skwidz 102 points 3 hours ago seriously? Im hiding mine in an encrypted folder, They are mine and only mine.. forever permalink parent [ ]jd52995 61 points 2 hours ago Seriously. I worked hard for those. They are saved in secret folders protected b y my passwords haha. permalink parent [ ]toerrisbadsyntax 50 points 1 hour ago "New Folder" "New Folder (1)" "New Folder (2)" yep.. real secret.... permalink parent load more comments (7 replies) [ ]W0LFSPIRIT 3 points 1 hour ago Is the password password permalink parent [ ]Kiario95 [score hidden] 48 minutes ago Password is: Guest permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) load more comments (1 reply)

load more comments (1 reply) [ ]Yellowben 25 points 3 hours ago Wait, your nudes or his nudes? permalink parent [ ]Nellek_God 39 points 3 hours ago Yours of course. Don't wanna scare her off with the picture of your sharpened di ck do we? permalink parent [ ]xDskyline 7 points 1 hour ago He's never gonna live that down permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (2 replies) [ ]wal8998 12 points 3 hours ago My nudes. permalink parent [ ]MozlTosh 9 points 3 hours ago MY NUDES!! permalink parent [ ]Lobsert 15 points 2 hours ago My lovely lady nudes. permalink parent [ ]Lojak_Yrqbam 9 points 1 hour ago Check em out permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (1 reply)

load more comments (2 replies) load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (2 replies) [ ]aromleunamme 8 points 1 hour ago Read this as "no rapping." permalink parent [ ]bahbahbahbahbah 7 points 3 hours ago You cheated on me after I specifically asked you not to?! permalink parent [ ]Farisr9k 4 points 2 hours ago I don't think that's 'unspoken'. permalink parent [ ]suelinaa 4 points 1 hour ago Maybe these should become spoken rules since it keeps fucking happening to peopl e. Ladies need to follow these rules too! permalink parent load more comments (14 replies) [ ]Babycleopard 230 points 4 hours ago No matter what number date your on, 1,2,3... PUT AWAY YOUR PHONE and enjoy the c ompany you have. permalink [ ]IranianGenius 94 points 3 hours ago While you're at it, be a decent friend in general and don't have your phone out constantly when around other friends. permalink parent load more comments (5 replies) load more comments (6 replies) [ ]cutiebooots 282 points 5 hours ago no ex boyfriend/girlfriend talk

permalink [ ]IranianGenius 73 points 3 hours ago If it comes up, be succinct. Very easy to give up too much information. permalink parent [ ]Iddor 64 points 1 hour ago Very easy to give up too much information. "I murdered her." permalink parent [ ]WIENS21 [score hidden] 52 minutes ago swoon permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (3 replies) load more comments (2 replies) [ ]trippygrape 27 points 2 hours ago My ex had old cards and gifts from his exes on his nightstand. He couldn't under stand why it was such a huge turn off whenever I came over... permalink parent load more comments (4 replies) [ ]The-Anathema 14 points 1 hour ago That can be a hard one if you've just come out of serious long-term relationship . The trick is to be subtle and reassuring in that it has been a big part of you r life, but that it's over and you are not living in the past. permalink parent [ ]NotEmmaStone [score hidden] 53 minutes ago Exactly. I dated someone for 4 and a half years and he comes up in conversation every once in a while. About 6 months into my current relationship I told my boy friend the whole story. It was awkward but my ex really did a number on me and I felt that he needed to know what happened. For better or for worse, that relati onship made me who I am today. permalink parent

[ ]belindamshort [score hidden] 45 minutes ago My last two boyfriends have been divorcees, it was tough at first, but I can und erstand when you have been with someone 10+ years, it can be rough to have many moments/past times that don't have that person in them. I don't mind them talkin g about it. permalink parent [ ]Farisr9k 11 points 2 hours ago I wish people would learn this. I don't want to hear about the crazy sex you and your ex-bf had. permalink parent load more comments (3 replies) load more comments (16 replies) [ ]Awkward_Typo 244 points 5 hours ago Poop BEFORE you shower BEFORE you go on your date. permalink [ ]Late_Night_Grumbler 217 points 5 hours ago Oh! I was pooping at the date while in the shower. permalink parent [ ]Awkward_Typo 64 points 5 hours ago Kinky permalink parent [ ]jd52995 3 points 2 hours ago More like weird. I only do that at home. permalink parent [ ]Butthole__Pleasures [score hidden] 47 minutes ago Only at home? Weirdo. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply)

load more comments (2 replies) [ ]IAteAllThePizza 45 points 4 hours ago LPT: Poop on your date while in the shower together. It makes for easy cleaning and is a nice way to introduce your fetishes without going through any awkward c onversations. permalink parent [ ]way_fairer 57 points 4 hours ago "Hey, we should go on a date." "Really? Where were you thinking?" "My shower." "Are you... You're being serious, aren't you?!" "I just bought a waterpik shower massager." "..." "And I'll let you poop on me." "It's a date!" permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) [ ]Awkward_Typo 10 points 4 hours ago Plus, wafflestomping is an experience best shared. permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) [ ]whatsmyline 23 points 3 hours ago I do my 4 S's. Shit. Shower. Shave. Simultaneously. permalink parent [ ]BlackCaaaaat 4 points 3 hours ago Busted. permalink parent load more comments (9 replies)

load more comments (5 replies) [ ]LetMeBeGreat 8 points 4 hours ago Also, if you're eating at a restaurant, order something that won't be messy to e at. permalink parent [ ]twelvedayslate 19 points 4 hours ago Pooping in the bathroom at a restaurant really isn't that big of a deal, unless you're a 10 minute long pooper permalink parent [ ]XrayAlpha 44 points 4 hours ago 30min long pooper here. permalink parent [ ]NotMathMan821 61 points 4 hours ago 30 second speed pooper here. I just like to spend that extra 9 1/2 minutes on re ddit. permalink parent load more comments (3 replies) [ ]Nellek_God 14 points 3 hours ago 40 minutes pooper + Phone + Pokemon game here. permalink parent load more comments (4 replies) [ ]iryxian 4 points 4 hours ago ditto ...it's the only time I actually read all those fucking magazine subscriptions I have. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (5 replies) load more comments (1 reply)

load more comments (7 replies) [ ]72697 186 points 4 hours ago* FEMALE: The minute the date starts I'll need to fart. Also if my face is close t o yours and I'm making intense eye contact kiss me God Damn it permalink [ ]Alpha_Lantern 67 points 3 hours ago Unless they are blind permalink parent [ ]Ehnker 210 points 2 hours ago In which case, fart. She won't be able to see it. permalink parent [ ]buynewsuits 4 points 1 hour ago Always the charmer aren't you? permalink parent load more comments (5 replies) load more comments (2 replies) [ ]Im_a_dick_sometimes [score hidden] 54 minutes ago Why can't you initiate the kiss? permalink parent [ ]Nioxic [score hidden] 23 minutes ago too much tension coz of the need to fart permalink parent load more comments (4 replies) [ ]jipl 45 points 2 hours ago See women are confusing as hell, almost every one I talk to gets close to me and makes intense eye contact.... Most of them are my friends wives or girlfriends so I don't think kissing them is what they want. I am often told I am a good listener when in fact I just mastered the art of lis tening just enough to answer a question here or there to make it seem like I'm i nterested in the conversation when I tune most of it out and really just want it

to end but I am too nice to say anything. permalink parent [ ]anotherbh 24 points 1 hour ago I knew there were other people out there like me. Never met one before, probably cause neither of us had anything to say. permalink parent [ ]AMeanCow [score hidden] 42 minutes ago I too am often called a great listener but generally dislike people. Maybe peopl e confuse "not caring" with "caring deeply." permalink parent load more comments (8 replies) [ ]notacrackheadofficer 30 points 2 hours ago Tagged as ''does not initiate sensual activity ever, period, end of subject'' permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) [ ]PM_ME_YOUR_HOLES 8 points 1 hour ago Kiss? On the first date? My my what a world. permalink parent load more comments (3 replies) [ ]twelvedayslate 413 points 5 hours ago We're gonna facebook stalk each other. That's a given. But for the love of God, DO NOT BRING UP STUFF THAT YOU'VE SEEN IN A FACEBOOK STALK. And don't post things on my wall after one date. permalink [ ]BrodyApproved 96 points 4 hours ago Basically don't have a conversation that goes like: "So you've been to the Dominican before, how was that?" "It was pretty great, but how'd you know about that?" "I masturbated to your Dominican 2013 photo album." permalink parent

[ ]WillWorkForSugar 30 points 4 hours ago "So how was it?" permalink parent [ ]sunnydk 55 points 3 hours ago It was okay permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]wanderingseoul 169 points 5 hours ago* This reminds of my worst date ever! (Probably not the worst date in history, but pretty bad nonetheless.) It was a 'blind' date in that we'd never met before bu t we'd exchanged Facebook profiles. Within seconds of meeting and walking to the restaurant dude casually asks how Lucy* is. (My sister.) Is she picking up my n ephew from school today? How's your Dad these days? Is his back still hurting hi m? And basically loads of things that he wouldn't have a clue knowing about if h e hadn't stalked my profile intensely. He could tell I was weirded out and seeme d surprised. Date ended up him storming off angrily at midnight and leaving me a lone in the city because I refused to let him come home with me. Weirdo. *Name changed. permalink parent [ ]xxDoomzDay[S] 100 points 5 hours ago That was a bullet that you were able to dodge my friend permalink parent [ ]thejaytheory 8 points 4 hours ago Most definitely...it's good she found out about it sooner than later! permalink parent load more comments (3 replies) [ ]floatabegonia 8 points 1 hour ago Something like that happened to me in college, but it wasn't a date. Just a rand om guy I'd never seen before kept coming up to me before class, and knew my name , my parent's names, my sister's name, my dogs, the street where I lived (this w as before computers) what my parents professions were, the layout of my house, e verything, it seemed. He kept this up for a long time. Finally, he told me that his parents and my parents were friends, and he recognized my last name. His par ents were feeding him the information. Oddly, I didn't feel threatened by him, j

ust a little weirded out. permalink parent [ ]twelvedayslate 25 points 5 hours ago* YIKES. That's beyond a general Facebook stalk and into really, really serious cr eeper behavior. Honestly. That actually scares me. permalink parent [ ]Butthole__Pleasures [score hidden] 56 minutes ago So how is Lucy doing? permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) [ ]getthegreen 38 points 3 hours ago Jesus the last girl I was hanging out with did this! Seriously the second time s he came over we were talking and out of nowhere she starts saying "I was looking at your Facebook and your ex is seriously so much prettier than i am!" Who says that?! Totally killed any feelings I had for her at all.. permalink parent [ ]0110101001101011 50 points 3 hours ago "Haha, yes she was, I should text her. Welp, see ya." permalink parent [ ]I_feels_ya 6 points 1 hour ago Haha, yes she was Then just sigh deeply permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]way_fairer 50 points 4 hours ago Facebook recently released some interesting data about dating: http://imgur.com/W9hbwiB permalink parent

[ ]twelvedayslate 28 points 4 hours ago Apparently I'm stupid tonight and struggle at reading graphs. Will you explain t hat to me? I think I get it. As you get further into a relationship, you post le ss? permalink parent [ ]way_fairer 31 points 4 hours ago* I think the take-away relevant to the unspoken rules of dating is that you shoul d steadily increase the number of posts on your crush's timeline in the months l eading up to when you ask him/her to be official (at least on Facebook). Edit: And then taper off the posts about 20 days before you ask him/her. permalink parent [ ]csavius 20 points 4 hours ago* Time to relentlessly post on girls's timelines till they go out with me :D EDIT: one letter permalink parent [ ]veloxthekrakenslayer 10 points 3 hours ago Was it the D? permalink parent [ ]iryxian 6 points 4 hours ago TIL permalink parent [ ]SASProgramAllDay 3 points 4 hours ago Brian? permalink parent [ ]BlackCaaaaat 8 points 3 hours ago Once you're in a relationship you're too busy shagging to update Facebook. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply)

[ ]d1sxeyes 6 points 1 hour ago I would wager those 20 days are the time between becoming a couple and telling F acebook about it. permalink parent load more comments (5 replies) [ ]Poopstock 6 points 4 hours ago There is a gradual drop in posts as you progress into a relationship. Alternativ ely, when you break up you suddenly have a large amount of posts, that also slow ly taper off as the time lengthens since the break up. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) [ ]wanderingseoul 4 points 4 hours ago I just saw this somewhere else. I think its that they can tell when you are abou t to enter a relationship, based on the number of posts you share with the other person? permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (2 replies) [ ]angrypotato1 5 points 4 hours ago /r/dataisbeautiful post permalink parent [ ]way_fairer 5 points 4 hours ago It's also posted on Facebook with a ton of other neat graphs. But yeah, that's w here I saw it! permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) load more comments (4 replies) load more comments (10 replies) [ ]Late_Night_Grumbler 147 points 5 hours ago Don't say you love them on the first date. That's second date stuff. permalink

[ ]Velorium_Camper 178 points 5 hours ago Classic Smosby... permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) [ ]Grand_Wizard_Juis 9 points 3 hours ago I might be the odd one, but I actually waited until meant it. permalink parent [ ]Spidey16 3 points 1 hour ago Maybe not even 4th date stuff. Maybe unless you've been friends for a while and you've started dating suddenly. permalink parent load more comments (5 replies) [ ]TheBentLife 275 points 5 hours ago Call me old fashioned, but I like to have sex at least 3 times before I take a w oman on a date. permalink [ ]tyobama 112 points 4 hours ago That's 3 more times then you've ever had sex. permalink parent load more comments (26 replies) load more comments (6 replies) [ ]hardcorvd 34 points 4 hours ago Can't emphasise this but be honest. If not, it's a web of lies covering more lie s. Trust me, you don't want to be in that scenario. permalink [ ]PM_ME_YOUR_HOLES 8 points 1 hour ago Though leaving certain things out probably isn't a bad idea. permalink parent [ ]Ghostshirts [score hidden] 48 minutes ago

never give a name. that's how they get you. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]TinTeaPot 78 points 3 hours ago No previous relationship talk. Don't one-up any of the conversation, even if you are better than them at so mething. Always offer to pay, and have enough money to do so just in case they call y our bluff. Don't over research their life history before a date. Even if you do keep yo ur mouth shut and be blissful when they bring up things you already know. In small talk, don't reply to a question with a question. Don't act stupid o r ditzy. permalink [ ]snapplesays 7 points 2 hours ago I would I like to add to your number 5 that you shouldn't just answer any questi on with a plain "yes" or "no" elaborate on in to keep the conversation going so the other person can add or make new connections. (Unless it's like a hard "no") "So you have two brothers?" "Yes" ..... permalink parent [ ]aredna [score hidden] 43 minutes ago Had a girl doing this once. I just asked her "are you bored?" "Yup" "So tell me about your family" "I already told you, I have 1 brother and 1 sister." "I mean like details, something you did with them, anything" She still wanted to meet again on other dates, and despite me giving her a few c hances, it never changed due to awkwardness, etc. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (8 replies) [ ]Grand_Wizard_Juis 74 points 2 hours ago Take Chances. If you sense a good opportunity to kiss them, DO IT! Also if it st arts to get frisky, Always wear protection. If she says you don't need a condom, you need a condom. permalink

[ ]that1noob [score hidden] 42 minutes ago Take chances, wear condoms. Got it permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) [ ]Its_batman 4 points 1 hour ago My biggest regrets in life have been where I thought I could've for a kiss but w as to chicken to do so. permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) [ ]comrade_brony [score hidden] 46 minutes ago If she says you don't need a condom, she said to all the other guys too. permalink parent load more comments (3 replies) [ ]CockBronson 172 points 4 hours ago The naked man works two out of three times, guaranteed permalink [ ]IranianGenius 56 points 3 hours ago The naked woman allegedly works more often. permalink parent load more comments (3 replies) [ ]xxDoomzDay[S] 70 points 4 hours ago 66.6 percent of the time, it works every time. permalink parent load more comments (8 replies) load more comments (8 replies) [ ]Fudgeworth 96 points 4 hours ago Unless you're a teenager, movie dates as a first date are a bad idea. The purpos e of a first date is to get to know the other person. That's hard to do when you can't really talk with them for 2 hours of the date.

permalink [ ]sithjustgotreal 45 points 3 hours ago On the other hand if you do something after the movie then you have a conversati on starter. permalink parent [ ]TheChzcake 19 points 3 hours ago But make sure the thing you do after isn't watching another movie. Good thing I've already known her a while... permalink parent [ ]devobd 6 points 1 hour ago Meh movies on the couch together when you 1st start dating never get watched lol permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (3 replies) [ ]pwnyoudedinface 4 points 2 hours ago My general guidelines for myself: no restaurants/movies the first 2-3 dates and always try to have an outside date when possible. It's more fun to casually shoo t hoops, hike, ride bikes, wander around trails talking then just sitting somewh ere together. permalink parent load more comments (5 replies) [ ]sexandshipwrecks 22 points 3 hours ago Don't talk about getting engaged, your dream wedding, or how cute your kids woul d come out. permalink [ ]WeAreAllBrainWashed[??] 3 points 1 hour ago But then I have nothing to say... permalink parent load more comments (7 replies) [ ]Bicurious_MILF 181 points 4 hours ago

Don't expect a blowjob just because you paid for the pizza. permalink [ ]Late_Night_Grumbler 131 points 4 hours ago What kind of food should I expect a blow job from? permalink parent [ ]reallybigc 156 points 4 hours ago Two pizzas. permalink parent [ ]Velorium_Camper 68 points 4 hours ago 2pizza4me permalink parent [ ]tyobama 53 points 3 hours ago 0blowjob0me permalink parent [ ]_Sonicman_ 12 points 2 hours ago 3blowjobnegative5me permalink parent [ ]Nellek_God 12 points 3 hours ago 0pizzas4me :( permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) [ ]Cloudy_mood 5 points 3 hours ago Pizza bagels. permalink parent load more comments (4 replies) load more comments (9 replies) [ ]Very_Original 14 points 4 hours ago

What if I pay for a blow job as well? permalink parent [ ]thejaytheory 6 points 4 hours ago Well that works. permalink parent [ ]Yellowben 5 points 3 hours ago Is that what the Jay Theory is? permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]NotaLargeFarva 14 points 3 hours ago It was a calzone. That's fancy shit, Lady. permalink parent [ ]overcook 3 points 1 hour ago Calzones are like pizzas, but they re harder to eat. They re dumb and so was that id ea. (From Leslie Knope) permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) load more comments (2 replies) load more comments (6 replies) [ ]Trouble_Starter 83 points 2 hours ago During sex when a girl says talk dirty to me , you don't reply, "Yeah...you like that, you fucking retard?" http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someon e_has_said_to_you/ permalink [ ]3026e16012a30e8f78f7 4 points 1 hour ago

Well, it worked out for the guy... permalink parent [ ]Blackguywithraybans [score hidden] 44 minutes ago Are those the panties your mother laid out for you? permalink parent [ ]zrunner9 [score hidden] 32 minutes ago a girl started talking dirty to me once during sex, it was really hot. i'm reall y glad she didn't ask me to do it back because i'm sure i would have responded w ith something similarly stupid permalink parent load more comments (5 replies) [ ]Sniff_NopeThasDoody 116 points 5 hours ago Leave the cash in an envelope, and place it somewhere she can notice it easily. permalink [ ]Velorium_Camper 63 points 5 hours ago As if my race car bed wasn't enough notice. permalink parent [ ]SilentRunning 16 points 4 hours ago what... She didn't get the hint when you wore the adult size ONESIE with the STA R WARS print? permalink parent [ ]Velorium_Camper 14 points 4 hours ago That's the last time I wish to be big on a Zoltar machine! permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (2 replies) [ ]tossinthisshit1 34 points 3 hours ago don't go straight for anal on the first date permalink

[ ]JordanSM 12 points 2 hours ago Go straight for anal before the first date permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) [ ]WeAreAllBrainWashed[??] 3 points 2 hours ago Well I'm sure not goin gay for anal. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]Terrapinterrarium 32 points 4 hours ago Don't mention you never went on a date before permalink load more comments (4 replies) [ ]CirqueKid 39 points 4 hours ago Dress the part. Don't go to the movies in a tux if you don't dress up on a regul ar basis, but still make more of an effort than usual in your current style. I k now people who will dress up and put on a front just to try and get that person to like them more, and by date 4 they realize they're dating a stained tee and j eans guy, which makes things awkward. The foundation of trust even counts at the most shallow and trivial elements of a first date, so be yourself! permalink load more comments (8 replies) [ ]forreal_dude 15 points 2 hours ago If we are walking somewhere together, walk with me, beside me. No power-walking 10 feet ahead. permalink [ ]MetricConversionBot [score hidden] 45 minutes ago 10 feet FAQ | WHY permalink parent 3.05 meters

[ ]dropstop 84 points 4 hours ago If someone isn't calling you back or returning your texts multiple times - they' re not interested. Do yourself and them a favor and don't bother them. Think of how awful it is when someone won't take your hint, right? Not to mention, you ba cking off and being a lady or a gentleman, may spark their interest anew. There is a small possibility something came up. So instead of being passive aggr essive with your message - say if something had come up you'd love to hear from them and hope everything is ok - and if not you wish them the best. permalink [ ]aalewis____ 55 points 1 hour ago sending them PLS RESPOND 10 times usually fixes things permalink parent [ ]bosoxdanc 14 points 1 hour ago At least ten times. permalink parent [ ]Devlus [score hidden] 45 minutes ago (???`) permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]Miroxas 34 points 2 hours ago Not gonna disagree with you there. Only, I think it's a puss move to not be stra ight up. So why chase someone like that anyways? permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) [ ]SarahPalinisaMuslim 17 points 1 hour ago What if I'm texting someone new and I realize I'm always the one starting conver sations? We text and it's a good time when we do, but then it tapers off and a f ew days later I have to go "hey how's it going!" or else I risk just never talki ng again. This happened with a really cute girl last fall and we never really connected be cause I realized it had been a week or two so I thought it was probably too late . permalink

parent [ ]Orion9k0 11 points 1 hour ago Best advice for texting someone you're interested in: In the beginning at least, only text when you're inviting them out - whether to join you for a drink, outd oor event, etc permalink parent [ ]SarahPalinisaMuslim 8 points 1 hour ago Ahh that would have helped so much. That was my other problem. I didn't ask her out for way too long and I think she lost interest by the time I finally did. I' m just really busy! Also an idiot! permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (6 replies) [ ]Velorium_Camper 46 points 4 hours ago Do not talk about your ex on the first date. permalink [ ]way_fairer 32 points 4 hours ago The second unspoken rule of dating is: You DO NOT talk about your ex on the FIRS T DATE. permalink parent [ ]Conkeldurr 51 points 2 hours ago 3- If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the date is over. 4- Only two people to a date. 5- One date at a time. 6- No shirts, no shoes. 7- Dates will go on as long as they have to. 8- If this is your first date, you HAVE to fuck. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (2 replies) [ ]JordanSM 3 points 2 hours ago

But she was the love of my life and it ended so fast. Let me tell you all the th ings I loved about her permalink parent load more comments (18 replies) [ ]imnotacrazyperson 61 points 5 hours ago Don't fart. Don't do it, you hold that puppy in until you're alone! permalink [ ]tyobama 31 points 4 hours ago What if she is with me for hours? I have to let the puppy get some space and mov e around or it will go crazy. permalink parent [ ]WillWorkForSugar 38 points 4 hours ago Excuse yourself to the bathroom. Unless she follows you there. Then run. permalink parent [ ]redbingo 44 points 3 hours ago If she follows you in there, grab her and fart in her damn face. Then run. permalink parent [ ]bacloldrum 12 points 3 hours ago Look deep into her eyes, pull her close to you by her waist, gently hold the sid e of her face, and as her eyes begin to close, violently erupt fumes of fecal ma tter toward her nostrils and open mouth. She'll melt. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]Nellek_God 26 points 3 hours ago What if my date farts first? Do I awkwardly laugh it off and move my chair close r to the exit or fart louder to establish dominance? permalink parent

[ ]imnotacrazyperson 25 points 3 hours ago If your date is a woman, you should fart loudly to comfort her, let her know tha t you too fart. permalink parent [ ]Nellek_God 4 points 3 hours ago I'll try that if she farts. Sounds sensible. Thanks /u/imnotacrazyperson permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]kitcatkittycat 20 points 3 hours ago I had a guy over on Saturday and thought it would be a silent one. Nope. My housemates heard it. I haven't talked to the guy since. permalink parent [ ]JordanSM 8 points 2 hours ago He must have been winded and went home for a nap. permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) [ ]lamp37 6 points 3 hours ago I used to find excuses to step outside. My girlfriend must have thought I was a closet smoker or something in the early days. Really I just fart a lot. I'm glad we've progressed to the point where I can fart in front of her now. permalink parent load more comments (3 replies) load more comments (4 replies) [ ]HoldMahD 26 points 1 hour ago Slapping a woman on her buttocks is an underrated form of flattery, and will get you all the vaginasex your dingus will ever want. permalink

[ ]Kovhert [score hidden] 31 minutes ago Can't tell if genius advice... or trolling. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (2 replies) [ ]AliCat95 23 points 3 hours ago Ladies---first date, pull out your wallet and try to pay, AT LEAST. If the man i nsists, why that's mighty sweet of him, and THANK HIM. Next time though, you mak e sure to pay for something. It's a two-way street. permalink load more comments (3 replies) [ ]testestes123 24 points 1 hour ago FORD and RAPE Things to talk about - FORD Family Occupation Recreation Dreams Things to avoid talking about - RAPE Religion/Race A P E Damn I forgot what the other letters stand for. permalink [ ]dominus_tenebris 5 points 1 hour ago Also, don't think out loud while on the date, especially if you have a Ford... permalink parent [ ]LiterallyBehindYou 5 points 1 hour ago Abortion, Politics, Economics. Source: Political Science and Economics double major. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply)

[ ]Wistian [score hidden] 57 minutes ago Religion Abortion Politics Exes permalink parent [ ]MurderSarah 4 points 1 hour ago P might be politics. permalink parent load more comments (9 replies) [ ]FALL3NS4INT 8 points 3 hours ago We all poop, but don't ever leave any trace that you do. permalink load more comments (1 reply) [ ]suuupbrah 28 points 1 hour ago Demonstrate value Engage physically Nurture dependence Neglect emotionally Inspire hope Separate entirely Also, don't forget about the implication. permalink load more comments (6 replies) [ ]referenceschrisbrown 39 points 4 hours ago Bitch better leave my cell phone the fuck alone. permalink [ ]eddiegsu [score hidden] 57 minutes ago Now we know why Chris hit Rihanna. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply)

[ ]KHDTX13 25 points 4 hours ago No murder permalink [ ]StillSlowestWhiteBoy 7 points 3 hours ago too late, sweetie pie permalink parent load more comments (3 replies) [ ]DorianGainsboro 50 points 5 hours ago I think it very much depends on what country you're in... In Sweden we don't rea lly have dating, but we still manage to find partners and fornicate. permalink [ ]amandii 11 points 5 hours ago don't you have something similar to a date though? I think it was like a coffee meeting? permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) [ ]twelvedayslate 42 points 5 hours ago TIL that Swedish people are bad ass. permalink parent load more comments (23 replies) [ ]Nellek_God 7 points 3 hours ago Hey wanna go ouARE WE IN A RELATIONSHIP?! I'm sorry whARE WE OR ARE WE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP? Backpeddles permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) load more comments (4 replies)

[ ]Nemo_o 13 points 4 hours ago Cut back on purposely awkward humor unless you are confident the person will kno w what you're doing and will find it funny. permalink load more comments (2 replies) [ ]independent_hustler 36 points 3 hours ago You can go on dates with multiple people until it get serious. As soon as you ha ve the "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" conversation, quit "dating" other people. IT'S NOT UNTIL THIS CONVERSATION. So if you're banging someone but haven't gotten to the conversation part, you're in the clear! Note: I learned this from multiple female friends. That's how they roll, so that 's how I roll. permalink [ ]SarahPalinisaMuslim 4 points 1 hour ago I guess it's a choice, but I had a really cute girl turn me down because she had just started dating this dude. I was like, well you're not exclusive yet I'm su re. She seemed to assume all dating worked that way (she probably only ever had long term relationships; seems like a high school sort of dating norm to be excl usive immediately). They later broke up because he was a douche, which is kind of what that trial pe riod is designed for, and it was too late for us to connect. Oh well. permalink parent load more comments (2 replies) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]quiero_creer 10 points 2 hours ago Don't date a married person. permalink load more comments (1 reply) [ ]ms-whatever 7 points 3 hours ago Always bring gum/mints. Sometimes your date has bad breath and you never want to tell them upfront like "hey, you could really use a mint." Instead, take some o ut for yourself and offer a piece to your date. Suddenly, conversations seem so much better. permalink load more comments (1 reply)

[ ]Stephen_The_Redditor 5 points 1 hour ago Don't ask Reddit for dating advice. permalink [ ]SilentRunning 16 points 4 hours ago 20 year MAXIMUM age difference, otherwise you look like a pedo. Unless of course you look 15 to 20 years younger than your age. permalink [ ]scrantonstrangl3r 53 points 4 hours ago Nah, that's too generalized. You gotta apply the golden rule: half your age, plu s seven. permalink parent load more comments (11 replies) [ ]Bicurious_MILF 9 points 4 hours ago Creep Index. Half your age plus 7. permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]MadtasticRevenge 4 points 2 hours ago It only counts if you saw nipple. permalink [ ]KHDTX13 9 points 4 hours ago No religion or politics permalink [ ]redbingo 9 points 3 hours ago* What is the acronym for this? Isn't it RAPE (Religion, Abortion, Politics, Exes) ? Edit: Rape permalink parent [ ]co0ldude69 12 points 2 hours ago And also rape. Don't talk about rape.

permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) load more comments (3 replies) [ ]lost_in_summation 11 points 4 hours ago Deleting your history on your phone isn't lying, it's just evasive argument avoi dance. permalink [ ]zRychh 12 points 3 hours ago You do not lie. EVER. That shit will find a way back to your significant other. Plus its just wrong permalink [ ]rinnhart 4 points 2 hours ago Avoid lying, but sometimes the truth is a bit more complicated than you're reall y ready to explain. permalink parent load more comments (5 replies) load more comments (1 reply) [ ]Lowkeyprof 8 points 3 hours ago Don't bring my mother flowers. This was in high school when I lived at home. permalink [ ]suelinaa 8 points 1 hour ago I think that's sweet! permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) [ ]Drunkenm4ster 3 points 3 hours ago For the love of God don't bring up a noise her stomach made permalink [ ]The-Anathema 4 points 2 hours ago I think there's a lot of personal rules out there, that's actually sound advice when dating. One of mine is; Don't buy your date. Giving a little token is suffi cient to tell her/him how interested you are in her/him. Covering the entire dat

e, eating at a restaurant, paying all of the drinks, buying flowers blah blah bl ah. It's not necessary, and it just makes you look gullible and willing to be ta ken advantage of. TL;DR: Your date isn't a prostitute, so don't treat them like it. permalink load more comments (2 replies) [ ]idunnomyusername 3 points 1 hour ago Nothing. Be yourself. They might be just as weird as you are. permalink [ ]resilienceisfutile [score hidden] 17 minutes ago No saying, "Surprise! Buttsex!" permalink load more comments (164 replies) about blog about team source code advertise jobs help wiki FAQ reddiquette rules contact us tools mobile firefox extension chrome extension buttons widget <3 reddit gold store redditgifts reddit.tv radio reddit Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy . 2014 reddit inc. All rights reserved. REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc. p