2014 Madrid Exam Text Analysis
2014 Madrid Exam Text Analysis
six volumes of Boswell's journals and, as he puts it, "sucked them like a giant
mongoose"? Byron told me, "I didn't give a damn about the condition of those
volumes. In order to get where I had to go, I underlined them, wrote in them,
shredded them, dropped them, tore them to pieces, and did things to them that
we can't discuss in public."
Byron loves books. Really, he does. So does my husband, an incorrigible booksplayer whose roommate once informed him, "George, if you ever break the
spine of one of my books, I want you to know you might as well be breaking my
own spine." So does Kim, who reports that despite his experience in
Copenhagen, his bedside table currently supports three spreadeagled volumes.
"They are ready in an instant to let me pick them up," he explains. "To use an
electronics analogy, closing a book on a bookmark is like pressing the Stop
button, whereas when you leave the book facedown, you've only pressed
Pause." I confess to marking my place promiscuously, sometimes splaying,
sometimes committing the even more grievous sin of dogearing the page. (Here
I manage to be simultaneously abusive and compulsive: I turn down the
upper corner for page-marking and the lower corner to identify passages I want
to xerox for my commonplace book.)
All courtly lovers press Stop. My Aunt Carolwho will probably claim she's no
relation once she finds out how I treat my booksplaces reproductions of
Audubon paintings horizontally to mark the exact paragraph where she left off. If
the colored side is up, she was reading the lefthand page; if it's down, the righthand page. A college classmate of mine, a lawyer, uses his business cards,
spurning his wife's silver Tiffany bookmarks because they are a few microns too
thick and might leave vestigial stigmata. Another classmate, an art historian,
favors Paris Mtro tickets or "those Inkjet-printed credit card receiptsbut only
in books of art criticism whose pretentiousness I wish to desecrate with
something really crass and financial. I would never use those in fiction or poetry,
which really are sacred."
Courtly lovers always remove their bookmarks when the assignation is over;
carnal lovers are likely to leave romantic mementos, often three-dimensional
and messy. Birds of Yosemite and the East Slope, a volume belonging to a
science writer friend, harbors an owl feather and the tip of a squirrel's tail,
evidence of a crime scene near Tioga Pass. A book critic I know took
The Collected Stories and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe on a backpacking trip
through the Yucatan, and whenever an interesting bug landed in it, she clapped
the covers shut. She amassed such a bulging insectarium that she feared Poe
might not make it through customs. (He did.)
Anne Fadiman, Ex Libris, Confessions of a Common Reader
QUESTIONS
Time assigned, 1h15
1. Analyse genre, text type and communicative functions in 100 words. (1
point)