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Go Fish Musical

The document is a script for a musical about sea creatures playing Go Fish. In scene 1, the shark characters play Go Fish and sing about having fun in the ocean. In scene 2, Tiger Shark wants to make friends with the fish but learns sharks are feared. The sharks sing about their traits. In scene 3, various sea creatures try to cheer up Tiger Shark. They plan to involve the Clown Fish. In scene 4, the Clown Fish arrive and try to joke with Tiger Shark. An electric eel makes an entrance as Tiger Shark asks if it can be friends.

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Go Fish Musical

The document is a script for a musical about sea creatures playing Go Fish. In scene 1, the shark characters play Go Fish and sing about having fun in the ocean. In scene 2, Tiger Shark wants to make friends with the fish but learns sharks are feared. The sharks sing about their traits. In scene 3, various sea creatures try to cheer up Tiger Shark. They plan to involve the Clown Fish. In scene 4, the Clown Fish arrive and try to joke with Tiger Shark. An electric eel makes an entrance as Tiger Shark asks if it can be friends.

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Personalized Script for GO FISH MusicalUpdated Oct.

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SCENE 1:
Colten: Gee! I just love it when we card sharks get together for
our weekly game.
Chloe: Hey, Mako, got any jacks?
Ryleigh: Yeah Blue! I got two. (He hands them over.)
Chloe: How about you, Hammerhead, got any 7s?
Colten: How did you know that? ( He hands over his 7s)
Chloe: I got eyes in the back of my head, Okay Tiger, I know you
have some 9s. Hand em over!
Daphne: (smiling) Nope! No 9s! Go Fish, Blue, Go Fish!
Chloe: (shocked) What?!
All Other Sharks: He said, GO FISH!
Song: Oceans of Fun
OCEANS OF FUN! WERE PLAYING IN THE SUN.
OCEANS OF FUN! WERE SWIMMING TIL THE DAY IS DONE
OCEANS OF FUN! ITS ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE,
CAUSE OUT IN THE BEAUTIFUL BIG BLUE SEA,
ITS OCEANS OF FUN!
1. EVVY LITTLE FISH HAS A MAIN AMBISH
ONE SIMPLE LITTLE WISH, ITS JUST TO SPLASH AND SPLISH
EVRYBODY GRINS, DANCING ON THEIR FINS
SO COME ON IN AND GIVE IT A SPIN, AND LET THE FUN BEGIN
OCEANS OF FUN! WERE PLAYIN IN THE SUN
OCEANS OF FUN! WERE SWIMMING TIL THE DAY IS DONE
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OCEANS OF FUN! ITS ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE,
CAUSE OUT IN THE BEAUTIFUL BIG BLUE SEA,
ITS OCEANS OF FUN!
2. OUT HERE IN THE SEA EVRYTHING IS FREE
THERES NO ADDMISSION FEE IN OUR OCEAN FAMILY
SWIMMING WHEN ITS LIGHT, SWIMMING WHEN ITS NIGHT
IN OUR OCEAN PARK, ITS NEVER TOO DARK
UNLESS WE SEE A SHARK (GASP! ALL SCREAM)
OCEANS OF FUN! WERE PLAYIN IN THE SUN
OCEANS OF FUN! WERE SWIMMING TIL THE DAY IS DONE
OCEANS OF FUN! ITS ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE,
CAUSE OUT IN THE BEAUTIFUL BIG BLUE SEA,
ITS OCEANS OF FUN!
YES, OUT IN THE BEAUTIFUL BIG BLUE SEA
ITS OCEANS OF FUN!
OCEANS AND OCEANS OF FUN!
SCENE 2:
Daphne: Hi Everybody! Im ready to play! Im ready to have a
wonderful day!
All: Sharks!! (all the fish run away, except for the sharks)
Daphne: Stop! Stop! Dont swim away! I just came by so that we
could all play!
Chloe: Forget it, Tiger! Just leave it behind, Thats not how it
works. Youre just not their kind.
Daphne: But! But!...
Ryleigh: You heard em, Tiger. Now dont be a pest. They just
dont like sharks, so give it a rest.

Daphne: But why dont they like us? What did we do? Im ready
to be their friend through and through.
Colten: Some things dont fit. Some things dont mix. We cant
change the sea. Some things we cant fix.
Daphne: But, why?
Colten: Because kid.
All Sharks: Were sharks
Chloe: Tell em, Mako. Tell em whats true.
Ryleigh: You said it, bro. That much I can do.
Song: Were Sharks!
Ryleigh: A SHARK MAY HAVE THREE THOUSAND TEETH, SOME ON
TOP, SOME UNDERNEATH. WHEN WE CHEW, WE JUST MIGHT
LEAVE A MARK. THATS WHAT IT IT ISTO BE A SHARK
WERE SHARKS, LEAVIN OUR MARKS! WERE SHARKS, LEAVIN OUR
MARKS! NOT OUTLAWS, JUST USING OUR JAWS. WERE SHARKS,
LEAVIN OUR MARKS!
Chloe: Tell it, Hammerhead!
Colten: GOT NO BONES, ONLY CARTILAGE. BUT SOMELL HAVE
BODIES AS BIG AS A FRIDGE! WE ONLY SWIM FORWARD, WE
NEVER BACK UP, AND WHEN THERES PLANKTON, WERE THERE
TO SNACK UP!
WERE SHARKS, LEAVIN OUR MARKS! WERE SHARKS, LEAVIN OUR
MARKS! NOT OUTLAWS, JUST USING OUR JAWS. WERE SHARKS,
LEAVIN OUR MARKS!

WERE SHARKS, LEAVIN OUR MARKS! WERE SHARKS, LEAVIN OUR


MARKS! NOT OUTLAWS, JUST USING OUR JAWS. WERE SHARKS,
LEAVIN OUR MARKS!
CHLOE: MY TURN!
RYLEIGH: OK, BLUE!
CHLOE: YOU MIGHT SEE ME COMIN/ WITH MY DORSAL FIN. IF YOU
GET IN MY WAY, I USUALLY WIN. EVEN A WHALE IS A FRAID OF ME!
WERE SHARKS, NOT CHICKENS OF THE SEA!
WERE SHARKS, LEAVIN OUR MARKS! WERE SHARKS, LEAVIN OUR
MARKS! NOT OUTLAWS, JUST USING OUR JAWS. WERE SHARKS,
LEAVIN OUR MARKS!
WERE SHARKS, LEAVIN OUR MARKS! WERE SHARKS, LEAVIN OUR
MARKS!
YO!
SCENE 3
Chloe: Youre a shark, kid. Get used to it.
ALL SHARKS: Oh, yeah! (all sharks exit, giving each other high
fives etc., except Tiger Shark)
Isla: (from the side of the stage) Psst! Tiger! Psst!
Daphne: (looks around) What was that?
(He hears giggles)
Michael: Yo! Tiger Shark! Over here!
Daphne: Who.whos there?
Amelia: (singing very poorly) Mi mi mi mi mi!
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(octopus, zebra fish, angel fish, needle fish, blow fish, tuna fish,
and star fish all enter)
Bryce: (whenever he talks, he pokes the person hes talking to
with his index finger) Who, Who? What are you? An owl?
(zebra fish, octopus, and needle fish laugh)
Daphne: (perturbed) No, Im not an owl! Im a shark! And who
are all of you?
Isla: (he is covered with polka dots. He is teasing and leading the
rest to join Tiger Shark center stage.)
Oooooo! A shark! Im sooooo scared!
Michael: (joining in on the fun) Me too! Im shaking to the tips of
my tentacles!
Isla: And Im a Zebra fish.
Daphne: A Zebra fish? But youre covered with spots!
Isla: (sadly) Yeah, I know! My extreme makeover didnt come out
quite right.
Daphne: And I thought an Octopus had eight legs. You only have
seven!
Michael: (insulted) Well, thats seven more than you have!
Veronica: (wheezing) Oh man, somebody get me my inhaler.
(angel fish hands him his inhaler and he uses it)
Veronica: Thanks, Angel.
Daphne: (to Angel fish) Whos that?
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Ashandra: Thats Blow fish! But he had allergies like crazy.


Katelyn: (singing terribly) MI Mi mi mi mi La la la la la
Daphne: Whats that?
Veronica: Thats Tuna Fish! But she cant carry a tune in a bucket!
Daphne: Wow! This is a strange group.
Bryce: (needling) Strange! Look whos talking. You dont act like a
shark! No, not at all. You act more like a minnow! Or even a
tadpole (laughter)
Isla: Oh, that was a good one, Needle Fish. A Tadpole. Ha, ha, ha.
Ashandra: (scolding the others) Hush now, Zebra. Need Fish, stop
teasing! Its not very nice. Its not very pleasing.
Michael: Aw, come on, Angel. We were just having a little fun.
Ashandra: Behave yourselves and come to your senses. Having
fun is not fun if its at others expenses.
Paisley: (who has been primping all along) Thats right, little
shark. Just be who you are. Thats the way I became such a star.
Bryce: (sarcastically) Oh great! Miss Star Fish is here! She hasnt
had a role in over a year.
Paisley: (offended) Im waiting for a producer to get a decent look
at me. Then at last Ill be the star of the sea.
Ashandra: Now little shark, why are you sad?
Bryce: How can a shark be feeling so bad?
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Daphne: I just wanted to have some fun. I wanted to be friends


with everyone.
ALLexcept Angel: (shocked) But youre a shark!
Daphne: (sadly) Yeah, I know.
Isla: Sharks dont need friends.
Bryce: You have three thousand teeth!
Michael: Youre a boneless wonder!
Ashandra: Hush now, all of you. I have a plan. The Clown fish can
help, if anyone can.
Veronica: The Clown Fish! I love those guys!
Bryce: Me too. They really crack me up.
Isla: The Clown Fish! All Right!
Katelyn: (singing no recognizable tune) Send in the clowns!
Paisley: The Clown Fish! Oh brother! Ill be in my trailer! (she exits
as the clown fish enter.
SONG: COMMOTION IN THE OCEAN
THERES A COMMOTION IN THE OCEAN, AND ITS LOTS OF FUN
THE COMMOTION IN THE OCEAN IS FOR EVRYONE
SO COME ON IT AND SIT RIGHT DOWN
BUT YOU MIGHT GET SPLASHED BY A NAUTICAL CLOWN
OH THE COMMOTION IN THE OCEAN IS BENEATH THE SEA.
THE COMMOTION IN THE OCEAN IS FOR YOU AND ME.
ITS SUCH A CRAZY NOTION; ITS PERPETUAL MOTION.
ITS UNDERWATER COMEDY!
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ADDISON: HEY, BO!


ZAMBRYA: YEAH, ZO!
ADDISON: HAVE YOU HEARD WHAT SITS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE
SEA AND SHAKES?
ZAMBRYA: NO, WHAT SITS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA AND
SHAKES?
ADDISON: A NERVOUS WRECK!
OH, YES ITS SUCH A CRAZY NOTION, ITS PERPETUAL MOTION.
ITS UNDERWATER COMEDY.
GWEN: HEY, BO!
KATELYN: YEAH, ZO!
GWEN: SO WHERE DO YOU THINK FISH KEEP THEIR MONEY?
KATELYN: I DONT KNOW. WHERE DO FISH KEEP THEIR MONEY?
GWEN: IN THE RIVER BANK!
OH, YES ITS SUCH A CRAZY NOTION, ITS PERPETUAL MOTION.
ITS UNDERWATER COMEDY.
THERES A COMMOTION IN THE OCEAN, AND ITS LOTS OF FUN
THE COMMOTION IN THE OCEAN IS FOR EVRYONE
SO COME ON IT AND SIT RIGHT DOWN
BUT YOU MIGHT GET SPLASHED BY A NAUTICAL CLOWN
OH THE COMMOTION IN THE OCEAN IS BENEATH THE SEA.
THE COMMOTION IN THE OCEAN IS FOR YOU AND ME.
ITS SUCH A CRAZY NOTION; ITS PERPETUAL MOTION.
ITS UNDERWATER COMEDY!
SCENE 4:
Addison: So what seems to be the problem? Whats the matter?
Zambrya: Never mind! Ill have the fish platter!
Gwen: Ha, ha ha! The Fish platter? Youre killing me.
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Ashandra: Tiger wants to have some fun. He wants to be friends


with everyone.
Gwen: Ha, ha, ha! Hey! Were the clown fish here. Well tell the
jokes.
Katelyn: Friends? What are ya thinking? Hello! Youre a shark!
Remember.three thousand teeth!
Daphne: (sadly) Yeah, I remember.
Addison: But ya still want to be our friend, huh?
Daphne: I want to be everybodys friend.
Isla: And I want stripes!
Michael: And I want 8 legs.
Vernoica: I want some air!
Paisley: (re-enters) And I want a leading role!
Amelia: Mi mi mi mi mi! (sadly) I want some talent.
Addison: Hey guys, Ive got a joke.
(ALL GROAN)
Zambrya; (pointing to Addison with her thumb) A Clown fish who
cant tell a joke.
Addison: (slowly and excitedly) What would Oliver Twist be if he
lived in the ocean?
All: (rolling their eyes) What?
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Addison: (excitedly) A Sea Urchin! (she laughs and slaps his knee)
(no one laughs)
All: (hear a commotion coming and say) Look Out!
Zambrya: Knock it off, fellas. I think Tigers serious. Or else the
sea has made him delirious.
Michael: (pointing stay left) Look everyone! Is that thing for real?
Gwen: Of course it is! Its an electric eel.
(a long line of students enters slowly. They each have their left
hand on the R should of the person in front of them. They move in
a serpentine pattern and in unison. The first person is the head of
the eel and delivers the lines.)
Bristol: Look out, everybody! Youre on my block. If you come too
close, you might get a shhhhhhhhhock.
Katelyn: Hes so long and sleek, he looks like an oil slick.
Eel: (warning him) careful, mister clown! After all, Im electric.
Daphne: Wow, an electric eel. But where you end? Do you think
that I could be your new friend?
Bristol: Youre a shark, right?
Daphne: Well, ..yes.
Bristol: (suddenly alarmed) Then NO! You cant be our friend. (to
the member of the eel) Run!

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(the eel completely breaks apart and all of the members scatter
from the stage)
Katelyn: (shaking her head) Well, this is going well.
Addison: I have an idea that might do some good, There are
some sea horses that live in my neighborhood.
Zambrya: Sea horses, hmmmm. Its worth a try. I often admire
them as they gallop by.
Gwen: Call out the calvalry! Give them a call! Theyll help him
out once and for all.
SONG: ROUND UP UNDER THE SEA
(THE SEAHORSES ENTER GALLOPING)
HI DEE HI! THERES A ROUNDUP IN THE OCEAN.
HI DEE HO! EVRYBODY COME AND SEE.
GIDDYUP LITTLE HORSIES, COME ALONG NOW WITH ME
TO THE ROOTIN TOOTIN HIGH FALUTIN ROUNDUP,
ROUNDUP UNDER THE SEA.
YIPPEE YI! EVRYBODY COME AND SEE.
HURRY UP! LETS GET GOIN EVRYTHING THERE IS FREE.
ITS THE ROOTIN TOOTIN HIGH FALUTIN ROUNDUP
ROUNDUP UNDER THE SEA
GET ALONG LITTLE DOGFISH, RIDE THE OPEN REEF.
ITS THE ONLY ROUNDUP WHERE THERES NOT ONE BIT OF BEEF,
SQUARE DANCE CALLER: _________
CHOOSE YOUR PARNER, DONT BE SLOW.
WATCH OUT FOR THE UNDERTOW!
BOW TO YOUR PARTNER AS YOU WISH
CHANCES ARE, ITS ANOTHER FISH!
SWING YOUR PARTNER ONCE OR TWICE.
HAVIN A ROUNDUPS MIGHTY NICE.
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OTHER WAY BACK FROM WHERE YOU BROUGHT ER


DOIN A SQUARE DANCE UNDERWATER.
ALL:
HI DEE HI! THERES A ROUNDUP IN THE OCEAN
HI DEE HO! EVRYBODY COME AND SEE
GIDDYUP LITTLE HORSIES, COME ALONG NOW WITH ME
TO THE ROOTIN TOOTIN HIGH FALUTIN ROUNDUP
ROUNDUP UNDER THE SEA
ITS THE ROOTIN TOOTIN HIGH FALUTIN ROUNDUP
ROUNDUP UNDER THE SEA! YA HOO!!!
SCENE 5
Kaylin: Howdy, partners! Say, why arent you all in schools?
schools get it?
Gwen: Yeah, we get it. But leave the jokes to us, will ya, Mr. Ed?
Think of a way to help us instead.
Isla: Im a zebra fish with spots
Michael: Im an octopus with seven legs.
Veronica: I have allergies and Im a Blow Fish
Paisley: I havent had a callback in months.
Amelia: (singing terribly) La la la la la, Im a tuna who cant carry
a tune.
Addison: Nobody laughs at my jokes.
Daphne: I just want to have some friends.

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Bryce: (poking Sea horse 1 with his index finger) Stripes! Legs!
Air! Callbacks! Laughs! And a shark who wants to be friends with
everybody. Needle! Needle! Needle!
Ashandra: Thats needlefish, in case you didnt know.
Eliza: A shark who wants to be friends with us all. Thats the best
joke Ive this side of my stall.
Kaylin: Hey, Boss. I heard there is a sheephead loose over the
next reef.
Eliza: Well, We better be moseying along. Sorry we couldnt help
you folks, but HI HO SILVER FISH and away (sea horses gallop off)
Daphne: Its so confusing isnt it?
Ashandra: Listen everybody. I know where to ask. Theres only
one creature thats up to this task.
Daphne: Who, Angel Fish, who can it be? Who can explain this
world to me?
Ashandra: The one who can shed some light in the dark, is the
one and only, Great White Shark!
ALL: The Great White Shark! Are you crazy?
Ashandra: Maybe a little, but hes very wise. And the answer you
seek might be there in his eyes!
Daphne: I want some friends so if he can tell me how,
Ill not be afraid! Ill ask him right now.
(two big eyes are seen upstage center)
ALL: THERE HE IS! LOOK OUT FOR THE SWORD FISH!
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Lacey: Sword Fish:* Stay back! Stay Back! Stay back from
Great White!
We guard him all day. We guard him all night.
(they all run to the side of the stage to hide except for Daphne)
Noel: (in a huge voice) Whos there? Whos there?
Daphne: Its me, Great White. Please dont be aggravated. Give
me a break for I think were related.
Noel: What do you want?
Daphne: I want friends.
Noel: Friends?! What for? Youre a shark from beneath. Who
needs friends? Youve got 3000 teeth!
Daphne: Well, I do, Great White and so do the rest! We all need
help, so give it your best.
Isla: Id like some stripes!
Michael: Another leg please!
Paisley: A leading role.
Amelia: Some relationship to pitch and tone quality.
Veronica: Air!
Noel: It seems to me you have friends already. Friends who are
eager! Friends who are steady.
Daphne: I do?
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Noel: And not only that, your friends are unique.


Look around Tiger Shark, see the friends that you seek!
Daphne: But all I see if a seven-legged Octopus.
Isla: A Zebra Fish with spots.
Veronica: A Blow fish with allergies.
Amelia: A Tuna with a tin ear.
Katelyn: A Clown Fish thats a joke
Paisley: (sadly and dramatically) A fallen star.
Noel: An eight-legged octopus is easy to find, but this friend of
yours is one of a kind!
(as they each say their line, the friends join Tiger Shark)
Michael: I am? I mean..I am!
Noel: Zebra Fish with stripes are a dime a dozen. How lucky to be
friends with this fine spotted cousin.
Isla: I do kind of like my spots.
Daphne: I like them too. They look good on you.
Noel: Its a privilege to have a friend who needs you. Keep an eye
on Blow Fish and hell keep an eye on you too.
(Blow Fish joins the group. They all pat him on the back and he
smiles and sighs.)
Amelia: But what about me? I cant carry a tune.
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Paisley: And I havent had a staring role since sometime last June?
Noel: (to Tuna Fish) You have a song that is all your own. (to Star
Fish) And as for you, Id pick up the phone.
(the phone rings and Star Fish takes out a cell phone)O
Paisley: (very excited) Hello. Really? No kidding! Can it really
be? Cecil Be De Gill has a new role for me!
(all cheer for her)
Ashandra: (to the audience) If we all were alike, how boring it
would be. We all are as different as the fish in the sea.
Katelyn: Hey everyone, this calls for a song. Come, Red
Snappers! Get the groove going on
SONG: THE COLORS OF THE SEA
TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU, PURPLE, RED, AND WHITE
EVRYTHING SO PERFECT, EVRYTHING SO RIGHT
IN EACH PASSING TIDE
BEAMS A RADIANT HUE
SPARKINNG RAYS OF SUNLIGHT, YELLOW, GREEN AND BLUE
THE COLORS OF THE SEA
RUN TOGETHER SO NATRALLY
THE COLORS OF THE SEA
SHOW THE BEAUTY IN YOU
AND THE BEAUTY IN ME
LOOK INTO THE OCEAN, NEAR THE SANDY SHORE
LIKE A MAGIC RAINBOW,
DIFFERENCES GIVE US MORE
PAINTED BY THE SUN, SEE THE WATER GLOW
NEVER HIDE FROM SUNLIGHT, LET YOUR COLORS SHOW
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THE COLORS OF THE SEA RUN TOGETHER SO NATRALLY


THE COLORS OF THE SEA
SHOW THE BEAUTY IN YOU
AND THE BEAUTY IN ME
NO TWO FRIENDS ARE EVER THE SAME
EACH IS SPECIAL, ITS TRUE
YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU SHINE
THERE INSIDE OF YOU
THAT COMES THROUGH
THE COLORS OF THE SEA
RUN TOGETHER SO NATRALLY
THE COLORS OF THE SEA
SHOW THE BEAUTY IN YOU
AND THE BEAUTY IN ME
Scene 6
Daphne: Thank you, Great White, for all your advice. I think I see
that different is nice!
Noel: These are your friends, Tiger. Each and everyone! Now go
one and all and have Oceans of Fun!
Song: Oceans of Fun
OCEANS OF FUN! WERE PLAYING IN THE SUN.
OCEANS OF FUN! WERE SWIMMING TIL THE DAY IS DONE
OCEANS OF FUN! ITS ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE,
CAUSE OUT IN THE BEAUTIFUL BIG BLUE SEA,
ITS OCEANS OF FUN!
1. EVVY LITTLE FISH HAS A MAIN AMBISH
ONE SIMPLE LITTLE WISH, ITS JUST TO SPLASH AND SPLISH
EVRYBODY GRINS, DANCING ON THEIR FINS
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SO COME ON IN AND GIVE IT A SPIN, AND LET THE FUN BEGIN


OCEANS OF FUN! WERE PLAYIN IN THE SUN
OCEANS OF FUN! WERE SWIMMING TIL THE DAY IS DONE
OCEANS OF FUN! ITS ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE,
CAUSE OUT IN THE BEAUTIFUL BIG BLUE SEA,
ITS OCEANS OF FUN!
2. OUT HERE IN THE SEA EVRYTHING IS FREE
THERES NO ADDMISSION FEE IN OUR OCEAN FAMILY
SWIMMING WHEN ITS LIGHT, SWIMMING WHEN ITS NIGHT
IN OUR OCEAN PARK, ITS NEVER TOO DARK
UNLESS WE SEE A SHARK (GASP! ALL SCREAM)
OCEANS OF FUN! WERE PLAYIN IN THE SUN
OCEANS OF FUN! WERE SWIMMING TIL THE DAY IS DONE
OCEANS OF FUN! ITS ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE,
CAUSE OUT IN THE BEAUTIFUL BIG BLUE SEA,
ITS OCEANS OF FUN!
YES, OUT IN THE BEAUTIFUL BIG BLUE SEA
ITS OCEANS OF FUN!
OCEANS AND OCEANS OF FUN!

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