Bastard Sample
Bastard Sample
Written by
Elrod Chalmers
Montserrat
Woodlands
Mahogany Hill
Mahogany Drive
1-664-392-8000
FADE IN:
TEACHER
What the hell is going on here?
The five students that were involved in the fight are seated
in the principals office before Mr. Coleman. He is furious.
MR. COLEMAN
Why were you all fight?
NATHAN
He made fun of me.
MR. COLEMAN
Who?
NATHAN
Tristan.
TRISTAN
Snitch.
NATHAN
Shut the hell up.
MR. COLEMAN
Hey! None of that in my office.
Nathan, what did he say?
2.
NATHAN
He called me a name.
MR. COLEMAN
What name?
NATHAN
... Bastard.
MR. COLEMAN
Aw, for Christ sake. This is not
the first time you guys are
fighting over this shit.
MAX
Hey, I wasnt fighting. I wasnt
apart of this.
MR. COLEMAN
Thats not what the teacher said.
MAX
I was trying to break the fight.
But I got attacked so I had to
defend myself.
MR. COLEMAN
Nice try Max.
MAX
Im serious prince.
MR. COLEMAN
Cut the crap. And dont call me
prince - Its principal to you or
Mr. Coleman.
MAX
Yes, sir.
NATHAN
Im tired of Tristan making fun of
me all the time.
TRISTAN
Im not blind. He is a bastard he
looks nothing like his parents.
MR. COLEMAN
That is none of your business,
youngster. Im sure Nathans
parents have legitimate documents
stating that they are the
biological parents.
3.
TRISTAN
I doubt it.
MR. COLEMAN
You are always getting into fights
with someone. And Nathan... sticks
and stones.
NATHAN
Yes, sir.
MR. COLEMAN
Im phoning each one of your
parents because this has to stop.
NATHAN
Great.
MR. COLEMAN
The same people every time.
MAX
Since I didnt technically start
the fight, can I be excluded?
MR. COLEMAN
All five of you are going to meet
with the guidance counselor this
week.
MAX
Come on.
MR. COLEMAN
Shut it. This will fix you all of
your anger management problem since
you all love fighting. And Nathan,
get over it, people will always
talk.
NATHAN
Thanks for helping me in that
fight.
MAX
No problem dude. Youre my bud, I
cant watch you get jumped like
that.
4.
NATHAN
Thanks a lot, man.
MAX
Those guys need to back off and hop
off your dick. Theyre always on
your case.
NATHAN
I know, shit.
MAX
Morons.
NATHAN
I guess Ill see you at the
counselors office.
MAX
Counselors? Oh, Im not going.
NATHAN
But you have to.
MAX
I dont have to do this.
NATHAN
Do you want to get in trouble?
MAX
Do I look like I have anger
management issues to you?
NATHAN
No.
MAX
Exactly - Those guys do.
NATHAN
Were not going in together, its
one by one.
MAX
Well, have fun. Tell me how it
goes.
NATHAN
Ha, you are unbelievable.
STACY
Hey, guys.
NATHAN
Oh, hey, Stacy.
MAX
Hey, Stace.
STACY
I heard you guys got into a fight?
Are you two alright.
MAX
Could not have been better.
NATHAN
Yeah, were cool. It was nothing.
STACY
You need to be careful.
NATHAN
I am, dont worry.
STACY
Oh ok - Well catch up alright.
NATHAN
Right.
STACY
Bye.
NATHAN
Bye.
MAX
Later.
Stacy walks away as Nathan and Max watch her from behind.
They continue walking on.
MAX (CONTD)
Look at that ass.
NATHAN
Behave.
MAX
Sexy girl, too bad shes a lez.
NATHAN
A lez?
6.
MAX
You didnt know?
NATHAN
How would I know that? Were not
that close.
MAX
Well, so I heard. The schools
walls talk.
NATHAN
Too bad I dont listen. Were just
friends, nothing more.
MAX
You know its always good to have a
friend with benefit. You would
never know what could happen in the
future.
NATHAN
Thats why you have like 8 girls?
MAX
10, and yeah.
NATHAN
When were the last two?
MAX
Last week - Come on man keep up.
NATHAN
Im not even bothering with you
man.
MAX
Haha.
NATHAN
Left over pizza.
7.
NATHAN
Shit.
Nathan messages a girl named Nicole who has been ignoring his
messages.
NATHAN (CONTD)
Come on.
NATHAN (CONTD)
What a bitch.
MR. CARTER
Hey, son.
NATHAN
Hey, dad.
MR. CARTER
How was school today?
NATHAN
It was good.
8.
MR. CARTER
Just good?
NATHAN
Yeah.
MR. CARTER
Did you get into any trouble?
NATHAN
... No, just everyday stuff.
MR. CARTER
Thats not what Mr. Coleman said.
NATHAN
He doesnt understand.
MR. CARTER
Understand what?
Mr. Carter walks over to Nathan and sits on the bed with him.
NATHAN
What Ive been through, with
bullies.
MR. CARTER
Whats wrong?
NATHAN
People keep calling me a bastard.
MR. CARTER
Nathan, I thought weve been
through this already.
NATHAN
We have, but they keep bringing it
back up.
MR. CARTER
It doesnt matter what they say.
You are my son. I am your father. I
take good care of you.
NATHAN
I know that.
NATHAN (CONTD)
It just hurts sometimes.
9.
MR. CARTER
I know, I know. Stop worrying.
NATHAN
You know I was just defending
myself, right?
MR. CARTER
I know, but next time just walk
away.
NATHAN
Ill try.
MR. CARTER
Youre a good kid. Now get back to
hitting those books.
NATHAN
Sure thing dad.
Mr. Carter walks into the living room and meets Mrs. Carter.
MRS. CARTER
Is he alright?
MR. CARTER
Yeah, hes fine. A little emotional
but hell be alright.
MRS. CARTER
What was it about?
MR. CARTER
You know, some old nonsense with
him and me.
MRS. CARTER
Oh.
10.
MR. CARTER
Somethings never change. Thats how
kids are nowadays. Preying on the
weak.
MAX
So how did it go last night?
NATHAN
My dad was cool about it. We talked
and worked it out.
MAX
Good.
NATHAN
What about your mom?
MAX
She threw a fit.
NATHAN
Haha.
MAX
Sometimes I think my dad fears her
like she wears the pants in the
house.
NATHAN
I bet.
MAX
Shes an amazon warrior.
Stacy walks into the classroom. Nathan and Max stare at her.
She goes to her seat. Tristan then walks towards Nathan.
TRISTAN
Hey, bastard.
MAX
This again? I cant do another
principal visit.