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How Do I Break This Curse? (D100)

2. See the sea through the eyes of a hated f oe.

3. Touch a wild goose with gloves of kidskin when the moon is waxing.

4. Break bread with a weevil as big as a man.

5. Eat 12 pigs in 12 blankets.

6. Sink a 3-masted ship sailed by a virgin.

7. Drink a cocktail derived f rom the blueblack ink of an ancient octopus.

8. Spin 20 tales f or the entertainment of prisoners on 20 successive nights.

9. Break open a vault older than the mammals, and then seal it with red wax.

10. Openly f ondle the idols of an Eastern f aith in a public square during a lunar eclipse.

11. Stone a giant to death without magic or other arms.

12. Learn an ancient tongue and teach it to an asp.

13. Recover 30,000 gold pieces worth gems f rom beneath the Earths' surf ace.

14. Become a prince, command an army, def eat an emperor, then eat a breakf ast of cold cereals.

15. See the Cloven Stars f rom the top of the Gauntgorge Peak.

16. Drink the blood of a vampire that has f easted on the f lesh of your closest ally.

17. Pile f if ty toads on a pigpike and slay with it a mighty troll.

18. Learn the ways of moths, and imitate them bef ore an audience of thousands.

19. Behead a statue of an evil god, and af f ix the heart of a greater demon in its place.

20. Save a child f rom elephants.

21. Save an elephant f rom children.

22. Save 9,826,755 gold pieces and sacrif ice them to an aspidochelone.

23. End a war that has slain at least 5000.

24. Burn 40 bridges at least 5 years of age until they f all, incinerated.

25. Discuss mathematics with an orc, a slave, a sleuth, three maidens and an ecdysiast during the holy month
of Plas Neer Naxx.
26. Survive a f all f rom the clouds into the sea.

27. Kill the wizard who cast the curse and the write his name in blood on the wall of every temple f or 100 miles.

28. Contract lycanthropy.

29. Mold a statue of the moon goddess f rom the bones of 90 man-slain gnolls.

30. Answer the riddles of worn men in hidden taverns on every continent.

31. Watch pirates die in the coils of eels.

32. Blind a bishop.

33. Force a hostile duke to break a promise, then slather him in rich jelly.

34. Swim in a bath of scented lemon juice on the f ar side of the earth.

35. Save f ive cities f rom otherwise inevitable doom.

36. Rescue a madman f rom a f ornicator and send him into the ocean.

37. Bludgeon desert asses with the bones of buzzards on an uncharted island.

38. Def eat an arsonist in a game of chance once a month f or 3 months.

39. Mock the aggrieved in a peach orchard af ter a devastating f lood.

40. Find the curate of a bad cult and use his or her desk f or weird sex.

41. Smother a rhino in whalegut, and slay 50 f oes in a true and pitched battle while painted in its blood.

42. Remove the noses of those who oppose you until their number is nine hundred and seventy nine.

43. At the spring equinox, show def erence to a slave and then make his master beg f or apple-shavings.

44. Make a powder f rom the bones of a lich f elled by your own hand. Mix it with banewort and f lywhile. Drink it.

45. Bef riend a f lind and aid it in a mad venture.

46. Walk 400 miles on f oot, to the Vast Salamander Plain, then drink buttermilk f rom a conch.

47. Mount the Typhoon Beast of Z org'rax'ull and ride it until it dies of exhaustion.

48. Learn the Ritual of 8000 Indigos as carved on the Pleasant Wall and thereby banish the Dispersed
Megalopolis.

49. Devise a stratagem to def eat the Nine Plausible Grotesques and, accompanied by 4 companions, enact it.

50. Deliver justice to twenty random souls.

51. Enter the pyramid of Nizin Noxx and acquire the embalmed jugular of a 300,000 year old vizier.

52. Flay the f lesh f rom a pheasant, then cause it to be coronated by a nation of at least 10,000.

53. Hunt nine unicorns, take their shadows, sew them to the f eet of devils.
54. Hunt the Hand of Vecna, attach it to a living host.

55. Find the smallest and the largest beast in Darken Dayr Emmel, cause the f ormer to overcome the latter in a
deadly contest.

56. Cultivate and then weave the silk of the Plasmic Moth and wear a shirt of it during the inauguration of a
leader elected by plebiscite.

57. Perf orm one of the Hidden Scores composed by the great Anagorax on the Organ of T he 5 Imprications.

58. Travel to the court of the King of All Tigers. Insult him.

59. Discuss the theories of ludology with 2000 virgins. Devise a game they admire. Def end it in public f ora f or
an hour or more a day f or 3 months.

60. Seek the Sublime Lawns of the Palace At Trottgeist. Def end them f rom all comers.

61. Drink the red milk of the Lactating Enchanter.

62. Find the Lost Drama of the Speckled Stone. Perf orm it in three theaters.

63. Locate the mighty Xag Ya and Xeg Yi, say to each in turn "Come at me, orb". Endure such consequences as
ensue.

64. Concoct a unique scent f rom the musk gland of the Murder Ox.
Use it to lure the Xiamorgh f rom its bleak tower on the Plane of
Lourdes.

65. Clothe a bastard in the raiment of a Lord of Hell.

66. Murder a f rost giant unaided while a red sun burns and the call
of carrion birds echoes across the escarpments and pale plains of
the colorless waste.

67. Solve the Five Puzzles of Ethreel En Nazh Nathron and obtain
the gems of his ancient gallery.

68. Match wits with an alien philosopher until it shrieks and melts
into meat.

69. Note the tritones in the mid-day howl of the Sound Fiend,
devise a countersong, perf orm it.

70. Conf use the Parliament of Gargantua with specious notions

71. Be knighted in 3 nations.

72. Rescue 12 innocents f rom death by hanging.

73. Taste the amber f ungi of the Butcher's Forest and set down the visions thus initiated in the Book Of
Clathchaurn Chlaad.

74. Spy on the Midmarch Court of the Unseelie and report their doings to the Goblin King.
76. Go to the Mourning Height and meet the Flat Scholar. Elope with at least two of his vampire children.

77. Steal into the f astness of Archbishop Norngillian and replace f ive verses in the Codex of Nynglisten with
corresponding ones f rom the T he Orvalian Heterodoxies.

78. Collect the tongues of astrologers f rom every nation in your hemisphere and tie them together in an
Oracular Orb measuring 3 f eet in diameter.

79. Build a house as tall as a Tarrasque in the deepest jungle.

80. Build a bridge-city f or inch-high men f rom lumber, tin and black lead that crosses the River of Impenetrable
Devices.

81. Build a ship f rom only clocks, sail it to the Isles of Drownesia.

82. Erect public temples to a pair of antithetical gods in the center of a great metropolis. Recruit at least 132
adherent f or each.

83. Speak to the Despised Winds at every dusk, and spend an hour in the service of the Despised Winds each
night f or one month.

84. Patronize each inn and public house along the Mildewed Circuit, writing an honest account of the service
and f are of each f or posterity and the benef it of travelers.

85. Purge the Forest of Sclerotics of evil inf luence with the aid of goblin-hunting dogs.

86. Make the acquaintance of allies separated by a continent, serve as their messenger f or f ive exchanges.

87. Duel all comers during the Festival Of Obscurity in the Rigid Disrict.

88. Recover a rusted box f rom the bottom of Massacre Lake.

89. Eat of the grains and meats of the land until overtaken by f atness and thereaf ter decry, bef ore at least 10
witnesses and f or at least 8 months, all images of women dressed in the garb of harlots.

90. Adopt a child and pledge, on pain of death, to raise it in the service of the Ring Wolf .

91. Bite a hydra's buttock.

92. Construct a house where noble women come to bathe in exotic lathers and cleansing salts. Staf f it with
trained tamarinds and burn it to the ground on a dismal T hursday.

93. Roll a living beholder like a boulder over the heart of a sleeping titan and onto its shoulder.

94. Scorn all of f ers of aid f or ninety-nine days.

95. Contrive a scheme that successf ully bests the Nimbus Minox in a contest of Labyrinths.

96. Contrive a conf ection of sugar, water, and hog gelatin, whip it to a spongy consistency, cast into a
cylindrical shape and coat it in starches. Roast it over the f lames of your most f earsome enemy. Consume it.

97. Consult the Groaning Tarot concerning the f ortunes of 5 queens, and then ensure these come to pass.

98. Consult the bald and bearded Torchbearer of the Burning Land. Scorn his counsel f or the company of
women.
99. Find a goat that is a polymorphed architect.

100. Find an architect that is a polymorphed goat. Employ it.