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Murphy's Law First Conditional

If you do anything, things will go wrong or inconvenient events will occur. If you drop something, it will roll away and be difficult to reach. If you try to demonstrate that something doesn't work, it will work. If you don't save your computer work, your computer will have issues.

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Murphy's Law First Conditional

If you do anything, things will go wrong or inconvenient events will occur. If you drop something, it will roll away and be difficult to reach. If you try to demonstrate that something doesn't work, it will work. If you don't save your computer work, your computer will have issues.

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…your nose will begin to itch and

After your hands become coated you'll have to go to the rest


with grease, room.

…it will roll to the least


If you drop a tool, e.g. an eraser,
accessible corner

…someone will always be there


If you are doing something
to see you.
stupid,
If you tell the boss you were late …the very next morning you will
for work because you had a flat have a flat tire.
tire,
If you change queues or traffic …the one you were in will always
lanes, move faster than the one you
are in now.
If you go out with no makeup …you’ll run into a lot of
with greasy hair wearing your handsome boys.
worst clothes,
When you try to prove to
someone that a machine doesn't …it will work.
work,

When you try to show someone,


something is easy to do on a …it won’t work.
computer
…it will land on the face with
If you drop a toast,
butter on it.
If you wear a new expensive
…you’ll spill something on it.
dress,

If you take your car to the


…the next morning it will rain.
carwash,

…the monitor will freeze, or the


If you don’t save things on your
lights will go out.
computer,

If you start to walk, …the bus will come.


If you look for something you’ve …you’ll find it in the last place
lost, you look.
…the smoke will go directly
If someone near you is smoking,
towards you.
If your tooth hurts and you go to
It won’t hurt anymore.
the dentist,

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