How to Score with Chicks Using the Internet by Michael D.

Kurtz If youre reading this, I must assume that you are dissatisfied with your sex life, and are seeking more intimate contact with women. Im going to assume, as well, that you are already familiar with using the World Wide Web; and E-mail. As far as Im concerned, these are the two greatest tools ever invented for hooking up with the opposite sex. I have enjoyed outstanding success using these tools; and I want to show you how to use them as well. Unfortunately, most men are clueless of the right techniques to use. As a consequence, they never get anywhere, and become convinced that meeting women online just doesnt happen. Nothing could be farther from the truth. People are meeting online every day. They are dating, having sex, even getting married! Don't you want to be a part of it too? There are different ways to go about finding your dream-girl on the web. One involves meeting people in online chat rooms. I have never had any success doing this, though one of my friends met someone this way. Make sure you are talking to local women, or you'll never get anywhere. Another technique involves placing your own personal ad with an online dating service. In my first edition of Mike's Scoring Tips, I said this was a waste of time. Id placed many different ads like this, but never had a single serious response. Only spam. However, since then I have discovered an excellent technique that you WILL want to try. It works! And it costs you nothing. It's a littIe like fishing. If you really want to catch a fish, dont just put one hook in the water, put five hooks in! I met a woman, who became my girlfriend, earlier this year by using just this technique. I would write six different personal ads at once. Each was written with a different online name (the name you use seems to be pretty important, same ads would pull, others wouldnt), along with personal comments to fit the name. For example, the most successful ad (and the one I got the girlfriend from) used the handle girlplaything. In the comment section, I basically described myself as an airhead that girls adored. This ad pulled far more than my second place ad, Nicehunk4U. In that ad I described myself as a nice, responsible man, who doesnt play games, and cares about women. Just what you always hear women claim they want from a man. I guess claiming and doing are two different things! In any case, if you want to try putting out five or six ads, be sure to give each ad a unique personality. You can use my two identities above, if you want. Also, be sure to keep each ad current, so they don't get buried under a pile of more recent ads. For the remainder of this article, I am going to show you a few tricks when answering other peoples personal ads; ads written by women who are looking for men. These tricks will greatly increase your chances of success. There are personal web pages all over the internet. Same work, same don't. There are personal sections associated with Yahoo (www.yahoo.com); Hotmail(www.hotmail.com); or Lycos (www.lycos.com), for example. Or you could try a website specifically for personals, such as WebPersonals (www.webpersonals.com). This is the online version of the famous TelePersonals phone dating service. You may have already found your own sites to try out, there are plenty of them on the web. Whatever site you use though, be sure that it is a free access service. You will spend quite a lot of time on these sites, exploring many false leads. Make sure that time is free. This is true even if youre not online. For example, I would never recommend using a 900 number to locate hot chicks. The number of false leads is enormous. For every hot chick, there are probably fifty hot guys looking for her. Do you want to spend $2.00 per minute with odds like that? Youll go broke! NEVER pay money to find women! The search can be done for free.

My estimate of the male/female ratio on the web is about the same, or slightly less, depending on many factors; including the particular site, and the particular kind of ad. From talking to various women though, most of these responses get dragged into her computers garbage can. Also, many of these women are flakes, and have trouble returning messages; that might be why they turned to the WWW in the first place. If thats not enough, same of the ads are bogus. Beware of any ad that sounds too good to be true. It may have been written by a couple of high school pranksters using the school computer! You may think the love of your life has just E-mailed you; when in reality it was two 15 year old boys playing you for a fool. Here is one way to quickly find out if an ad is bogus: if you are looking for women locally on a nationwide website, check for the ad in other cities. For example, if you find a girl in the New York section claiming to want to meet New York men; then find her same ad in the Los Angeles section (wanting to meet L.A. men, of course), youve just found a phony! This will screen out most all the ads placed for commercial purposes, which constitute about half of the bogus ads. For the other half, adopt the too good to be true rule. If it sounds like it was written by a guy, it probably was. Now that you are thoroughly depressed by the odds against you, Ill tell you that it's not nearly as bad as it might seem. That is, if you know what you are doing. The first thing to know is that new ads work much better than old. Always try to answer an ad within the first couple of days of it coming out. If the service I am using has a sorting option based on date, I always use it. That way I can concentrate on just the newest ads. Try to be one of the first few responses that the woman gets. This is when her interest is greatest. If the ad is a month old, she probably has lost interest, or has found a man. She may not even be checking it anymore. Rule #1: Newer ads work betler than older ads, so answer that ad while it is still new! A few weeks ago, I had an intimate encounter with a girl whom I met on WebPersonals. I answered her ad, which she had put in the intimate encounters section. She told me that she had already had over 300 responses, and this ad was only a couple of days old when I had answered it! She dragged every ad except for mine, and one other, into the garbage can! The other ad was from a guy who turned out to be a flake, so it got canned too, eventually. What was it about my ad that worked? And what was it about the other ads that didn't work? I enjoy a very high success rate with my responses, about one out of every five responses I send gets a reply.Thats fantastic, considering the odds. I know what to say, what not to say, and quite a bit about how women think. And I'm going to show you how to do this as well. Remember, the person in the ad has never met you. Your words are EVERYTHING! You will stand or fall depending on what you say. You could be fat, thin, young, old, handsome, or ugly. It just doesnt matter in the beginning. Even with an intimate encounter, your choice of words is crucial! Fortunately, most of the responses a woman gets are written by idiots! At least when it comes to communicating with women, these guys seem to be totally inept! Let's look at same of these failed responses. The girl I mentioned with the 300 responses, gave me a breakdown of what she was e-mailed. Many of her responses were cut and paste replies that were not even tailored to her ad. How did she know? Simple. Like many women, she put an ad out at the same time as one of her girlfriends. They simply checked to see which ads were identical in both personals, and dragged those ads into the trash. Women find it offensive (you would too) when they get a response from someone who obviously hasnt read their ad. Same women put out more than one ad, and quickly find out who is mailing these bulk ads. Some of the ads this girl received were bulk ads from men thousands of miles away. Lets see, you're three-thousand miles away from a girl looking for an intimate encounter and you really expect her to take you seriously? Why would she bother answering, when she also has responses from men who live in the same city, and can be at her place in ten minutes? If you're looking for an intimate encounter, stick with local ads. If you want to talk to people who are not local, try the pen pals section of the personals. If a woman wants to meet a man face-to-face, she'll always be more interested in those who live locally.

Rule#2: Always treat each ad individually; NEVER CUT AND PASTE YOUR RESPONSES! Another ad this girl received was from a married man who lived two-thousand miles away. He was going to be in town on a business trip, and thought he would like to just drop by for a little sex! I guess he figured that because her ad was in the intimate section, she must be a horny slut who would do anybody! His response was quickly dragged into the trash. Why do so many men assume that just because an ad is in the intimate section, the woman behind the ad must be an uncontrollable nymphomaniac, wanting sex with any stranger? These kind of women only exist in pornographic stories, written by men, for men. Most of the women who write personals are looking for a monogamous relationship; even in the intimate section. Some women want a relationship to start with friendship and gradually lead to intimacy; others wish to start with intimacy and see if a friendship will develop. Also, many of the women in the intimate section are first-timers. They are simply trying it, because other avenues in their life havent worked out. They will be offended if your response sounds like you think theyre a slut. No matter what kind of ad you are responding to, most women have little respect for married strangers. If you're screwing around behind your wife's back, they know you'll screw around behind their back as well, and as I said, most women are looking for just one, reliable man. Also remember, same of the most sexually explicit ads out there; those ads written by uncontrollable nymphs, are simply bogus! Rule#3: Treat the person you are writing to with respect! Another response the abovementioned girl received was a short note regarding the mans sexual prowess, and a photograph of the mans erect penis! This, on the very first message to her! Yes, this went into the trash as well. How do you suppose this man comes across to the women he E-mails? As a pervert, thats how. It's scary enough for most women to meet a stranger, but what if she thinks hes a pervert also? She'll opt for one of the more normal responses. Ive talked to some women who actually removed their ads because so many perverts responded. There is an added problem here also. Suppose that you're responding to a bogus ad, written by a couple of underage youths. How will you know? If you send a dirty picture of yourself, then you just sent pornography to underage minors. Very illegal. Also, if you find an ad written by someone who indicates that they are underage, only respond on a friendship level; such as a pen-pal. And NEVER send dirty pictures. How do you know that it wasn't written by your local police department? Rule#4: Make sure you come across as normal, and not as a pervert. I have tried using pictures from time to time when corresponding with new female friends. I have found, from experience, that I have had more success when not sending pictures. My rule now is, if she doesnt ask, dont send. If she asks, send one...with clothes on! You can always send dirty pictures later, after you become close friends. You want her to think you're a nice guy, NOT a pervert. Also, if you send a picture, ask that she send you one of her own. If she doesn't, and doesnt provide a good excuse, then you're probably dealing with a flake. She may have just been curious. Thats the big problem with pictures. If you tell a girl that you're an incredible stud, and she asks to see your picture, then shes probably just curious. Even if you are a stud, once her curiosity has been satisfied, she may stop writing. It's better to get a friendship established with just your words. Then you can send pictures, when you know she's for real. Rule#5: Never let pictures substitute for good words. Now, lets look at an example of everything that we have been talking about. Here is a personal that appeared in the Yahoo Personals Alternative Lifestyles section. It was placed by a friend of mine, at my request. Note that in this personal, and in the responses that follow, Ive removed all call names, for the sake of privacy. Also, Im picking on the Alternative Lifestyles section because that's the section that seems to generate the most activity. They draw in the most men, and as such, are the most competitive. If you can succeed in getting a response from a woman in this section, you can succeed in any other section as well. Even if you don't want to sleep with any of these women, the experience of writing to them could prove helpful. If you are looking for a nice girl, a better place to look would be a section such as Long Term Relationships, or Casual Dating.

- Woman seeks Man: Hot Fitness Chick Seeks You; Palo Alto, California Seeking: Short-term relationship; Long-term relationship Lifestyle; Age: 28 Ethnicity: Caucasian (white) Religion: Prefer not to say / No Answer Education: Prefer not to say / No Answer Employment: Full time Profile: Athletic/Fit, 5 ft 6 in, Non-Smoker, Occasional Drinker, No children, Description: I am a hot'n 'homy fitness instructor in Palo Alto. A luv workin' out, and watching the guys in the gym workout too. I luv sex too, and can do you all night long if you're in good shape and up 2 it. I also like 2 beat up and dominate the weaker sex(men), if u know what I mean. Write roe, weak chump. Hobbies/lnterests: Arts & Crafts, Dining, Movies Music Outdoor Activities Sports,Theater, Travel. Contact: (Link to her mailbox, here) Ahhh! Life is easy if you're female. You can call your potential suitors chumps, and still be inundated with responses! In fact, this ad received 35 responses IN THE FIRST EIGHT HOURS! After 3 weeks, the ad was cancelled. There bad been at least 350 responses (we lost track, as many were automatically deleted). Pay closest attention in any personal to the womans comments. In this case, she is clear and straight to the point. She has two needs; she is looking for sex, and enjoys domination. She would probably prefer a submissive male who will admire her. Now, let's look at a few of the actual responses this ad generated: You're not the only asshole who works out. We'll see who's in charge after I tie you to the bed (against your will), shave off all of your pussy hair and fuck you in the ass. Write back ONLY if youre not a complete wast of my time. She is looking for sex with a submissive male, and what does she get? An angry, intirnidated, stranger, who is threatening to rape her! Ever wonder why women tend to be so wary of men? Because they have to put up with this kind of crap, just to meet someone they like. Did he meet her two needs? Not even close. Looking for a girl that enjoys having a dick sloped in her face, enjoys both her hot holes getting licked and will let me soak my swollin dick in her hot wet hole. What does this guy sound like to you? A crude pervert perhaps? Then thats what a woman is going to think as well. Meeting strangers is scary enough. It doesn't matter if you're male, or female. Playing it safe is going to be your number-one concern when evaluating strangers. This fellow may be completely harmless, but perhaps he isn't. If nothing else, he is crude, and few people want to meet a crude stranger. Beyond that, did he meet either of her two needs? Or did he just state (crudely) what HE wanted? you make me horny,come on lets doit in the gym. yeah suck my dick, suck it hard make me say aaaah. come on let me suck your tits,and your pussy, can you handle it. Ill fuck you all night. put some whip cream all over your body, its go to be the night you will never forget Would you respond to this person? I sure wouldnt. Besides sounding like a sex-obsessed pervert, this guy knows nothing of English grammar! Remember, your words are everything. If you write like this you will come across as a Neanderthal. I have yet to meet a woman who wants to meet a perverted cave man. Good spelling and grammar will tell her that you are educated, not some ignorant fool. Apart from that, did he meet her needs? Or is he just telling her what HE wants? This is yet another example of someone who didn't read her personal, or at least didnt pay attention to what he was reading.

Now let's look at two of the best responses: Hi (her ad name here), Even your name is a turn on. A beautiful fitnes instructor in need of company. Sounds ideal to me. And, yes, I can keep up with you and submit to your wishes. I am very fit, professional and nice. Arite me back please...(name deleted) This reposnse was written two days after the ad appeared. There were already 140 responses in the Yahoo Personals mailbox in front of this one. These mailboxes can hold up to 100 reponses. In other words, the first forty responses had already been deleted automatically, just to make room for the new ones! What makes this ad special is that out of all those responses, IT W AS THE FIRST TO ACTUALLY COMPLIMENT THE WOMAN! This was the first response that even used the word beautiful. There were several responses before this one that referred to her as a slut, bitch, ho, etc. Many of these writers didnt seem to even realize that they were insulting her; i.e., Ive always wanted a slut like you.... There isn't a woman on this planet who thinks of herself as a slut. Even if she seems to act like one. The writer of the above ad comes across as friendly, safe, intelligent, and thoughtful. The misspelling of the word write, looks more like a simple typo. Compare that to the previous response. In the fourth sentence, he tactfully indicates that he is willing and able to meet her two needs. The purpose behind using tact, (even when the woman doesn't), is to come across as being nonnal, safe, and stable. She'll get plenty of replies from perverts; you need to distance yourself from them. Hi, You probably get millions of responses with an ad like this. At 25, I have never had sex; and it is great that you love it so much. Just may be you would like to show me the ropes. You can be as dominant as you want; I will be your sex slave. Please repond even if you are not interested. I admit, I have reponded to ads like this before, but never got a response back. I am horny and need to be laid by a dominant woman. Even if you don't respond, I wish you the best. Thanks (name deleted) This was one of the first responses received from the above personal. It stands out immediately. How many men would admit that they have never had sex before? He is honest, if nothing else. That's important considering all of the men who claimed to be 6' 5"; well-hung young millionaires! A believable response will always carry more weight. He also indicates a willingness to try things on her terms. He sounds safe, certainly clean (no STDs), and willing to help her meet her two needs. Also, look at the last sentence. Is this guy sincere, or what? This is the kind of response that woman write back to. This brings me to a very important point. I would say, that out of the 350 ads I looked at, probably only five or ten ads TOTAL were worth writing back to. Let's say that there were 10 good ads in that bunch; THATS LESS THAN 3% OF THE TOTAL NUMBER OF ADS! This is why I say in my advertisements that I have gotten responses from women who have received as many as 300 replies on their ads. The actual number of replies I had to compete against (the good ones), was very small. Ok, suppose that you have found your dream woman in a personal ad. You do everything right. You respond as soon as the ad comes out, you write an interesting, respectful letter to her. You write to satisfy her needs, not just yours. And you come across as a decent man, not as same wacko. But after several days, you still get no reply from her. Now what? Did she reject your reply? Are you through? Dreams dashed?

If you asked me why your response failed, I would probably say, Which response? or How many did you send?. The sad fact is even the best responses can wind up being auto-dumped, before even being read. Remember the above example? By the second day, auto-dumping had already kicked in. What if the woman simply didnt turn on her computer on the first day? Your ad would have been dumped before she eve saw it! Many of the women youll be writing to dont even have their own computer. They often are using one at their work. If you answer their ad on Saturday, they may not even be able to check their mailbox until Monday. Your ad would be long gone by then. Even if her mailbox saves all the ads, the file will be so large that she is unlikely to even find your ad, much less read it. My suggestion is this: most web sites devoted to Personals allow you to choose an identity for writing and responding to ads. These protect your real identity. Most sites allow you to use several identities. Use them, lots of them. You could write five separate responses to her ad, using five separate identities. That way, if your first ad was dumped, there would be others for her to respond to. I wouldnt respond five times with the same identity though. She may have rejected your ad, after all. You don't want her to think you are harassing her. Use a different identity each time, and write a different response. You can choose a different clever response each time. Be sure to spread your responses over several days. If you write them all at the same time, they will be clumped together in her mailbox. You don't want them all auto-dumped at the same time. Now, as much as you may have fallen in love with one woman's ad, you must face the fact that she may never write you. Remember, you fell in love with an ad, not a woman. The real woman may be disappointing. Likewise, a boring ad may have a dynamite woman behind it, who simply doesn't know how to express herself. This has happened to me before. The most fantastic woman Ive met online had written a rather mundane ad in the long-term relationships section of Yahoo. She got less than fifty responses, mostly from flakes. She turned out to be far hotter than most girls who describe themselves as hot. Don't think the internet personals are a waste of time just because ane woman never responded to you. There are simply too many things that can go wrong. The ad could have been a fake, your response could have been deleted, she could be a flake who winds up not responding to anyone, she could be out of town, etc. You have got to play this as a numbers game. Answer as many personals as you can. If you respond to ten personals, and three of these women write you back, that's a thirty percent response rate. That's excellent! I would say if your response rate is less than ten percent, you should look over what you are doing, there is room for improvement. Check out your website first. Some Personals web sites are pretty good, some are worthless. Look at the ratio of male ads to female ads. In other words, if you find one hundred ads written by men, and three ads written by women; the site is a waste of your time. It's a guy site, rarely frequented by women. Most of the larger sites tend to have a fairly even number of male ads to female. These sites work the best simply because they draw the most people. By even, I mean the site as a whole. Individual sections within the site are rarely balanced. For example, the intimate encounter/alternative lifestyles sections usually have five or ten times as many ads by men, as by women. Women may predominate in other sections of that site though, such as pen pals, or long-term relationships. As long as you see evidence that the web site as a whole, is popular among women, it should produce results for you. Try out proven sites, such as WebPersonals.com; hotmail.com; or Yahoo. If you still can 't get any responses, look over your technique. Are you following the five rules at the beginning of this article? Are you reading the personals to find out each woman's needs? Or simply stating your own? How are you coming across? Civilized or uncivilized? Remember, she has never met you. She is only going by the words you typed. .. make them count! How many replies did you send? And how many personal ads did you respond to? Answer at least twenty before you decide how well you're doing. That's twenty RECENT ads; ads less than five days old. Less than three days old is even better.

If you follow these rules, and work a proven site, you WILL get responses. The numbers are now in your favor. However, you're not out of the woods yet. Often a woman will write you, then ask you to write her back. When you do, you never hear from her again! As I said, there are many flakes out there. You also may not have been the only man she wrote to. Some women will try to write back to every man who answered the ad. These women may even resort to copy and pasting in their replies. If you sent her several notes, you'll know it when she is pulling this. You'll get the same greeting for each of your different identities! Keep writing to her, but be aware that you are not on a friendly level with her yet. If a woman stops writing to you, wait a few days, then write to her again. Ask her if she is still interested. After a few days, the responses to her ad will die down, and you may be the only ane writing. You may even have her E-mail address by then. If so, use it. It will be much easier for her to find your message there. If, after you write to her a second or third time, she doesnt respond, leave it at that. Never call a woman up on some aspect of her behaviour. Find someone new instead. Sometimes the quiet woman will respond later, on her own. But not if you send her an angry note! Just let her be her. There are other women out there who will write to you consistently, concentrate on them. Ok, now get out there and start writing! Good luck! @1998 Michael D. Kurtz; all rights reserved. This material is for your private use only, and not for resale.