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The document describes a method for obtaining free hotel rooms by pretending to be a business traveler and complaining about a dirty room in order to get upgrades or complimentary stays. It suggests fabricating a story about being an insurance salesman to negotiate future group rates, then using the credit card from that morning to pay for additional nights at the hotel. The goal is to party in the free hotel rooms without having to clean up afterwards.

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Free Hotel Rooms

The document describes a method for obtaining free hotel rooms by pretending to be a business traveler and complaining about a dirty room in order to get upgrades or complimentary stays. It suggests fabricating a story about being an insurance salesman to negotiate future group rates, then using the credit card from that morning to pay for additional nights at the hotel. The goal is to party in the free hotel rooms without having to clean up afterwards.

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Hookers sold separately :(

I wrote this up for a sexy bitch a few weeks ago and now here it is for everyone!

To get hotel rooms just find where business people who leave your city make their
last stop(airport, shuttle office, last diner on the way out of town, etc), dress
nice, go in early and strike up a conversation about their stay and how you're just
getting in(as you know, people love to give advice). You might have to talk to a
few people but after a while you'll get good at spotting the constant travelers and
then it's merely mining their business card(name/number/billing address of their
company CC) and the name of the hotel they stayed at.

-Now call n bitch that evening about how the room was made perfectly but when you
got into your bed there were three used condoms that stuck to your foot and and the
middle of the mattress was damp, so folks were fucking! You were going to just
repress the memory but then your boss said you had to stay an extra three days so
you would like to know how they're going to make that abysmal situation up to you.

-I always add into the conversation a little snipit about how I'm an insurance
sales prospector(or fake weed prospector if they look like stoners) checking out
that area and in a month I'll be back with 10-20 salesmen who will stay for two
weeks and I'll try to negotiate a future group rate so they really want to please
me during the same call(please me now and I'll fill half your hotel next month).

-Usually they set me right up and keep everything off the books so no one gets in
trouble(night shift is usually a tight knit group) but worst case scenario(short of
a rare flat no from a poorly paid Alan) they'll say they need a CC on file so just
tell them to use the one you checked out with that morning(might have to verify
billing info, say your wallets at the bottom of your luggage and ask if billing
address will suffice, hence the biz card).

-Viola, a free 3-5 day stay in a nice hotel room for an hours work and if they're
really gullible you can demand complimentary room service so you eat for free
too :D

Why clean up after a party at your house and risk noise complaints when you can
party in a free room and be a "job creator" by leaving a fat mess? Just be sure to
leave a little chronic is the mess for the poor latino that has to clean it all
up ;)

As some of you know I used to be a traveling sales guy and we always had to pay for
our own rooms, this worked about 80% of the time for the two years I did that
sleazy shit.

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