Jazz Chant
Jazz Chant
I’ve got a stomach ache (2x) I’ve got a stomach ache (2x)
Every time I see the dentist Every time I see the dentist
Gus always take the bus. Gus always take the bus.
Why? Why?
Gus always take the bus. Gus always take the bus.
Why? Why, does he take the bus? Why? Why, does he take the bus?
Because he likes it. Because he likes it.
Because he likes it? Because he likes it?
Elaine always takes the train. Elaine always takes the train.
Why? Why?
Elaine always takes the train. Elaine always takes the train.
Why? Why, does he take the train? Why? Why, does he take the train?
Because she loves it. Because she loves it.
She loves it? She loves it?
Jane never takes the plane. Jane never takes the plane.
Why not? Why not?
Jane never takes the plane. Jane never takes the plane.
Why not? Why doesn’t she take the Why not? Why doesn’t she take the
plane? plane?
Becai use she hates it. Because she hates it.
She hates it? She hates it?
Mike always rides his bike. Mike always rides his bike.
Why? Why?
Mike always rides his bike. Mike always rides his bike.
Why? Why does he ride his bike? Why? Why does he ride his bike?
Because he loves it. Because he loves it.
He loves it? He loves it?
I AM SPECIAL AS I CAN BE I AM SPECIAL AS I CAN BE
I am special, I am me I am special, I am me
I have two hands I have two hands
And two eyes to see. And two eyes to see.
A nose to smell A nose to smell
And my ears hear well. And my ears hear well.
A mouth to talk A mouth to talk
And two legs to walk. And two legs to walk.
But that’s not all because you see. But that’s not all because you see.
I AM SPECIAL! I AM ME! I AM SPECIAL! I AM ME!
I am special as I can be I am special as I can be
Because no one looks or acts like Because no one looks or acts like
me. me.
I am one person, myself, me I am one person, myself, me
And that’s the way And that’s the way
That it should be. That it should be.
WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!