HP 12.3 Guide
HP 12.3 Guide
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By Volcanon
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Guide Introduction
The objective of this guide is to complete as many opportunities as possible while still allowing you
to hook up with every character in one play through. If you come across any errors, please leave a
comment and I will try to address it as soon as I can.
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v0.12.3 Notes:
New achievements have been added and all of them are covered in the guide.
I am going to add to this guide the actual dialog options that you need to select during
conversations. This will be a slow process so please bear with me as the sections are slowly
converted.
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If your primary objective is to hook up with all the characters, here is what this guide offers:
Madison: Watch her have sex with Derek (Once), Receive a BJ (repeatable)
Ashley: Receive a BJ, Have Sex (repeatable)
Stephanie: Have sex (repeatable)
Frank: Receive a BJ (repeatable)
Vickie: Receive a Hand Job (twice), Have sex (repeatable)
Amy: Receive a BJ (repeatable), Go down on (repeatable), Have sex (repeatable)
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Introduce yourself to the rest of the party guests. (This can be done in any order, but save Brittney
for last to allow an event with Amy to play out before Madison approaches you.)
Put the penguin back on the dresser and zip your pants back up
o Use the ripped whale poster with the dusty penguin
o Use the foam finger with the dusty penguin
o Use the d*ldo with the dusty penguin
Talk to Madison
o Select [I'm ready to show you my creation.]
o Wait for everyone to come upstairs and Madison to describe your creation
Go to the Master Bedroom
o Wait for everyone to come upstairs and Madison to describe your creation
Talk to Patrick (after Madison declares you the winner)
o Select [Pat, come with me.]
o Lead him to the living room where Stephanie is dancing
Go to the Master bathroom
Save the game and name it something like "Howz it Goin Dood". We will revisit this in the appendix.
Save the game again and name it something like "The Muse Madison". We will revisit this in the
appendix
Talk to Madison
o Select [Can you tell me where the bathroom is?]
o Select [I met your sister, Ashley.]
o Select [What's Frank's problem?]
Go upstairs to the master bathroom
o Inspect the phone and then take the phone off the counter
Talk to Ashley
o Select [What's the deal with you and Madison anyway?]
o Select [You're Madison's sister? I never would have guessed. You're way hotter than she is!]
o Select [Ashley! So are you the co-host of this party?]
o Select [Tell me about the guests of the evening, Ashley.]
o Select [Tell me more about your friends.]
o Select [Yeah, me and Derek go way back. He's a great pal.]
Talk to Ashley again
o Select [There was somebody you forgot to mention. What about Brittney?]
o Select [I'm going to help her realize there's nothing to worry about.]
06 - Stephanie, Part 1
Talk to Derek
o Select [What can you tell me about Stephanie, the dancing chick?]
Talk to Katherine
o Select [What do you think of Stephanie?]
Talk to Stephanie
o Select [So how do you know Madison?]
o Select [Katherine seems cool.]
o Select [So what do you think of Patrick?]
Talk to Stephanie again
o Select [What do you do for work, Steph?]
o Select [And you're a cook, I take it?]
o Select [I think if you like doing it, then all the power to you.]
o Select [I take it you go to school with these folks. What are you studying?]
o Select [Have you considered a medical profession?]
Talk to Patrick
o Select [What can I do to help?]
Go to the master bathroom
o Enter the bathroom and close the door
o Inspect the painkillers and then take them
Talk to Patrick (while Frank is not nearby)
o Select [You should watch out for Frank.]
o Select [How the hell do you even have a bottle of wine with Frank around?]
Talk to Patrick again
o Select [Hey I saw booze under the sofa in the living room.]
Talk to Madison (while Patrick is in the living room)
o Select [Hey I saw Patrick sticking some of your s**t down his pants. I think he's trying to clep
some stuff.]
Follow Madison and wait for her to hit Patrick
o Inspect the Merlot that he drops and then take it
Talk to Stephanie
o Listen to her mention the fight and then end the conversation
Give the painkillers to Patrick after he recovers (while still in the living room near Stephanie)
Talk to Stephanie
o Listen to her thank you for giving Patrick
o Select [So you like helping people, huh?]
o Select [There's got to be more to it than that.]
Talk to Ashley (she will talk about Madison knocking out Patrick)
Give Madison her phone (while Ashley is not nearby) [Note: The Crack the Code opportunity will
fail, but you will still be able to complete it later]
o Select [So is there a reward for returning your phone? I feel a kiss or something is in order.]
o Select [Hells to the yeah Mads! I'm your guy! How do we get started?]
o Select [Got it!]
Head over to the closest room with a Natty Lite (ex. the living room)
o Inspect the Natty Lite and then take it (ex. behind the right speaker)
Click Madison and select the "Throw Beer On" option to spill beer on her (while Ashley is not
nearby)
Wait for Ashley to approach you
Head to the downstairs bathroom
o Inspect the towel and then take it off the counter
Talk to Ashley
o Select [Are you ok? You seem a little distracted.]
o Select [What can I do to help you out with the unfortunate beer "accident"?]
o Select [If it's any consolation at all, wet clothes and all, you're still adorable!]
Give the towel to Ashley (while Madison is not nearby)
o Select [I could wash them for you!]
Invasion of Privacy
08 - Rachael, Part 1
Hunt for Red's Thermos, Part 1
Talk to Rachael
o Ask her how she knows Madison
o When she asks how you know Madison, tell her that this is a video game
o Ask if she is enjoying the party (she will mention Frank confiscating her thermos)
o Tell her that you will talk to him about it
Talk to Frank
o Ask him about sniffing the thermos
Go to the liquor cabinet
o Open the cabinet
o Smell the thermos (don't pick it up, just select the "Smell" option)
Talk to Frank
o Tell Frank you sniffed the thermos
o Tell him there is only water in the thermos
Go to the liquor cabinet
o Inspect the thermos and then take it
Give the thermos to Rachael (while Frank is not nearby)
o Tell her you were not scared of Frank
Talk to Rachael
o Ask her why she looks nervous
o Tell her that she can trust you
o Tell her that her friend seems really cool
Talk to Rachael again
o Ask Rachael for her number
09 - Katherine, Part 1
Katherine Needs a Drink, Part 1
Talk to Katherine
o Tell her that “need” is being used outside its intended purpose
o Ask her if everything is ok
o Ask how anyone could be like that to her
o Ask her if she could use a drink
Talk to Katherine (again)
o Ask what she likes to drink (rum)
Talk to Frank
o Ask if he is going to guard the alcohol all night
o Ask him what he thinks of Katherine
Talk to Katherine
o Tell her that Frank is guarding the alcohol
o Tell her that Frank has a crush on her
Talk to Frank
o Ask him if he wants you to put in a good word for him with Katherine
o Agree to get a topless pic of Katherine
Express Yourself
Katherine's "D"-Mands
Talk to Katherine
o Ask her if she would like to go somewhere more private
o Follow Katherine to the master bedroom
Talk to Katherine while she is on the bed
o She will tell you she wants to warm up first, and that you need to get her a couple of items
Go to the kitchen
o Open the fridge
o Inspect the salami and then take it
Go to the liquor cabinet
o Inspect the empty vodka bottle
Talk to Frank
o Select [Hey that vodka bottle is completely empty. Mind if I take it?]
Go to the liquor cabinet
o Take the empty vodka bottle
Go to the kitchen
o Inspect the sink faucet, and then use the empty vodka bottle with it
Go the master bedroom
o Close and lock the door (when the room is empty except for you and Katherine)
Give the salami to Katherine
Give the water to Katherine (you should already have this from earlier in the guide)
o Enter the bathroom and approach the tub. Turn around and Katherine should be naked.
Remove your clothes [y]
Have sex with Katherine (you can change positions if you talk to her)
o Once you are finished, put your clothes back on [y]
Talk to Stephanie
o Tell her that she looks like she is having fun
o Ask her what is in it for you
o Ask her what a Whip-It is
o Tell her that response was uncharacteristic of her
Go to the kitchen
o Open the fridge and inspect and then take the whipped cream (you may need to move some
other items out of the way by pressing [ctrl])
Give the whipped cream to Stephanie (you will need to do it twice)
Talk to Stephanie
o Tell her that she has some sweet dance moves
o Ask her if she would dance topless
Tamper with the thermostat near the garage door
Go to the Laundry room
o Open the closet
o Inspect the Chardonnay and then take it
Give the Merlot and Chardonnay to Stephanie
Talk to Stephanie
o Tell her that she is tearing it up on the dance floor
o Tell her that she should dance topless
Talk to Brittney
o Ask her what she thinks of Amy
o Ask her if she is ok
o Tell her that her top looks great
Breast Diversion
Humiliate Ashley
Talk to Katherine
o Ask if she knows about hacking phones
o Ask about spoofing messages
Talk to Patrick
o Ask Patrick if you can use his phone
Talk to Brittney
o Ask about Patrick’s phone (she has it, but she won’t give it to you)
Talk to Patrick
o Tell him that Brittney has his phone
Wait for Patrick to attempt to retrieve his phone
o Patrick will go ask Brittney for his phone back
o Patrick will return to you and tell you he needs to sober up first
F*** Tuesday
Phonegate, Part 2
Save the game and name it something like "Sex with Rachael". I have added a section to the
appendix of this guide to complete this opportunity.
Vickie Vixen
Talk to Katherine
o Ask Katherine about sending a spoofed message
o Tell her to send it to 555-6969 (Vickie’s number)
o Tell her to send it from Rachael
o Tell her the message should say to come to Madison’s party
Wait for Vickie to arrive (in the backyard, behind the patio)
Talk to Vickie
o Tell her that you heard a lot about her
o Tell her that Rachael told you she is a lot of fun
o Tell that there are a lot of good girls that need to let their guard down at the party
o End the conversatrion
Note: If the Redemption opportunity did not complete for you, refer to “The Candyman Can” section
in the appendix and then return here after you complete that.
Talk to Vickie
o Tell her that you managed to wow Ashley
o Wait for Vickie to get in the hot tub
o Get naked [y] and sit next to Vickie in the hot tub
Talk to Vickie
o Comment on her nipple rings
o Tell her you are ready for the next part of your training
o Agree to this endurance test
o She will give you a hand job, but you will finish quickly
o Wait for Vickie to sit back down and comment on how fast you finished
Leave the hot tub and put on your clothes [y]
16 - Amy, Part 1
Scavenger Hunt, Part 1: The Expired Credit Card
Talk to Amy
Ask her why she looks pensive
o
Tell her that you will help her out with the scavenger hunt
o
Talk to Amy again
o Ask about an item on the scavenger list (expired credit card)
Go to the living room
o Open the right desk drawer (while Derek and Madison are not nearby)
o Take the credit card
Give the credit card to Amy (while Madison is not nearby)
Talk to Amy
o Ask about another scavenger hunt item (condom)
Talk to Frank
o Ask Frank if he has a condom
You now need to decide which route you want to take (you can only choose one)
Talk to Derek
o Ask Derek if Frank is gay
o Tell Derek that you are not attracted to Frank (The “What are you smoking?” option)
Isolate Madison so she is alone (lock her in a bathroom or the master bedroom)
Talk to Frank
o Tell him that you saw someone with alcohol
o Agree to his plan of busting them
Talk to Madison (unlock the door first)
o Ask her for a BJ
o Wait for Frank to walk in on you
[Gay route]
Talk to Derek
Ask Derek if Frank is gay
o
Tell Derek that you might be attracted to Frank
o
Talk to Frank
o Tell Frank that you are attracted to him
o Tell Frank that he’s insane but that you want to see where this goes
o Follow Frank outside
Talk to Frank in the backyard (while Amy is not nearby)
o Press [p] while Frank is on his knees
o Wait for Frank to finish you off and give you the condom
Give the condom to Amy
17 - Amy, Part 2
Scavenger Hunt, Part 3: The Shirt
Talk to Amy
o Ask Amy about the next item (her best friends shirt)
Talk to Derek
o Ask him for his shirt
o Tell him that there is a petition going around to get him to remove his shirt
Go to the living room
o Use the computer to create a petition
o Use the printer to print the petition
o Pick up the petition from the printer
Talk to everyone at the party and ask them to sign the petition
o Amy: She just signs it
o Ashley: Derek to remove his shirt
o Brittney: Free the nipple
o Frank: Re-establishing prohibition
o Katherine: Castrate all men
o Madison: Derek to remove his shirt
o Patrick: The petition is a surprise
o Rachael: Derek to remove his shirt
o Stephanie: Best Signature
Give the petition to Derek (he will give you his shirt)
Give Derek's shirt to Amy
18 - Vickie, Part 3
Derek Smash
Talk to Derek
o Ask him for his advice on how to increase your endurance
Talk to Frank
o Ask him if you can have some alcohol
Talk to Derek
o Ask him if he would kick Frank’s butt for you
Talk to Derek again
o Ask him about Amy
Talk to Amy
o Tell her the song playing reminds her of Panic at the Disco
o Tell her that they are not your favorite
o Ask her about Derek (she will tell you his brother got busted for meth)
o If you are unable to end the conversation, ask her about another scavenger hunt item (this
seems to be a bug)
Talk to Derek
o Ask him about his brother
Talk to Frank
o Ask about Derek’s brother
Talk to Derek
o Tell him that Frank sold his brother the meth
o Wait for Derek to fight Frank (and stay away from the fight so you do not get hit)
Talk to Derek (after he recovers from the fight)
Talk to Patrick
o Ask Patrick to help Derek fight Frank
Go to the study
o Open the right desk drawer
o Take the flask
Give the flask to Rachael (away from Frank)
Give the filled flask to Patrick (away from Frank)
Talk to Derek (away from Frank)
o Tell him that Patrick is willing to help him out
Talk to Patrick (away from Frank)
o Tell him that Derek is ready (and again stay away from the fight so you do not get hit)
o Wait for them to finish their fight with Frank
19 - Vickie, Part 4
Training Day, Part 2
Talk to Katherine
Ask her if she would like to go somewhere more private
o
Follow her upstairs to the master bedroom and lock the door
o
Drink the Whiskey
o
Drink the Cabernet
o
Get naked, go into the bathroom so she gets naked, and then return to the bed
o
Have sex with Katherine
o
Repeatedly have sex with Katherine until the you are good to get tested again by Vickie.
o Put your clothes back on
Remember there is a brief cool down after having sex before the conversation options become
available again.
20 - Vickie, Part 5
21 - Brittney, Part 2
22 - Amy, Part 3
Scavenger Hunt, Part 4: The Panties
Talk to Amy
o Ask her about the next item on the list (panties) Note: You may have already done this
Give either Vickie or Ashley's panties to Amy (it doesn't matter which you choose)
Save the game and name it something like "Scavenger Hunt". I have added a section to the
appendix of this guide to complete this opportunity.
Chasing Amy
Talk to Amy
o Ask her about another scavenger list item
o Tell her to keep her dignity
Talk to Amy again
o Ask what she is going to do now
o Tell her that sounds great
Go to the study
o Take the chocolate bar (on the shelf to the left of the chair)
Go to the kitchen
o Take the mug (on the stack of plates on the cabinet shelf to the right of the microwave)
o Inspect the microwave
Talk to Katherine
o Ask her about the microwave
Go to the kitchen
o Use the chocolate with the mug
o Use the "chocolate in mug" with the faucet
Wait for Katherine to fix the microwave (she will approach you)
Use the "chocolate & water in mug" with the microwave
o Wait for it to finish heating up in the microwave
o Open the microwave
Go to the fire pit
o Sit on a lawn chair beside Amy
Give the hot chocolate to Amy
Talk to Amy
o Tell her this is relaxing
o Tell her you try to seek out the company of interesting people
o Tell her that you just want to get to know her better
o Tell her it's not about where you are, but who you are
o Ask her to seek out a more secluded area
o Tell her it has been nothing short of a pleasure meeting her
o Tell her to lead the way
Military Precision
Talk to Derek
o Tell him you have some naked photos
o Ask him who could make use of them
Talk to Patrick (while Madison is not nearby)
o Ask him about his smut site
Talk to Ashley
Tell her about Patrick's website
o
Tell her Katherine could help
o
Tell her Vickie is a fan of nudes
o
Talk to Vickie (away from Madison)
o Tell her that you have something she may want
Sibling Warfare
Talk to Derek
o Ask him if anything happened between him and Madison
o Finish the conversation and follow Derek to Madison (stay away from them, just be in the
general vicinity)
Approach Derek and Madison so you can overhear their conversation.
o Listen to their conversation to the end and then quickly head upstairs to the Master Bedroom
o Approach Ashley and she will tell you to get into the closet (Vickie should already be in there)
o Close both of the closet doors behind you
o Listen to Madison and Derek's conversation
Once they start having sex, open the closet door on your left
o Get next to Ashley and press "p" to expose yourself
o Press "1" to masturbate
o Stop masturbating after the conversation with Vickie and Ashley finishes
o Ashley should be on her knees, so click on her and select the option to get head from her
o Wait for Derek and Madison to finish
Open the other closet door and confront them
o Allow the scene to play out, and then follow Ashley to her bedroom
Walk up to Ashley
o Crouch down [c]
o Take her shoes off
o Stand up [c]
o Remove all of your clothes [y]
Click Ashley and select "Approach"
o Select any of the positions and then click on Ashley to have sex with her
o Wait to be prompted about a voicemail during sex
o Open your inventory and play the voicemail on Madison's phone during sex, and end the
message before you are finished having sex
After you finish having sex, put back on all of your clothes
Talk to Amy
o Ask her about getting in the hot tub (she will reject this idea - you can get her to play truth or
dare during the alternate scavenger hunt guide. That is in the appendix of this guide.)
Talk to Vickie
o Ask about Katherine (she will tell you more story to come)
o Ask about Brittney (she will tell you more story to come)
o Ask about Amy (she will tell you more story to come)
o Ask about Stephanie (she will tell you more story to come)
o Ask about Madison (she will tell you more story to come)
o Ask about Rachael (she will tell you more story to come)
And I think that's about it...though you can always have more sex ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Complete the following appendix guides to unlock more achievements
o Sex with Ashley
o Sex with Rachael
o Sex with Katherine
o Scavenger Hunt
o Drunk and Disorderly: Ashley
o Drunk and Disorderly: Madison
o Drunk and Disorderly: Stephanie
o The Muse Achievements
o First Impressions