Nell 2024
Nell 2024
Written by
Clara Mamet
FADE IN:
NARRATOR V.O.
Hollywood...a whore so craven
she’ll never show her tits, no
matter how many times you buy her
dinner. And yet, for a select few
she will deign to smile; leaving
all that cross her threshold to
wonder, will she let me fuck her in
the ass? Or am I destined to die in
obscurity? An ugly, nothing,
loser...
Suitor: Pics?
WOMAN
I don’t hear play-ing!
2.
INTERCUT WITH:
-Does sit-ups.
BOOKER (V.O.)
Well, Mavis would love to have her
on the show...we’re thinking this
Wednesday but we just wanted to
know your avails, we know it can be
difficult with school...
MOTHER
Amazing! She’s actually
homeschooled so we’re totally
flexible.
BOOKER (V.O.)
Okay perfect. It’ll probably be
like a ten minute spot. Nell can
play something and then Mavis will
just like ask her a few questions,
which we’ll run by you beforehand
obviously-
3.
MOTHER
(getting off the phone)
Great! Yeah just send them over and
let us kn-
BOOKER (V.O.)
Oh also, just quickly, just to
gauge comfort level, how would Nell
feel about showing her face?
The milk is about to spill over the lip of the mason jar.
BOOKER (V.O.)
But again, not a big deal. Always
just a conversat-
MOTHER
-I’ll talk to her.
4.
The Mother, wielding the dinner tray pokes open the door to
the living room. We see the glass doors have been covered by
TRASH BAGS, obscuring the inhabitant from view.
MOTHER
Guess which fat singer wants to
have you on her talk shooooow?!
NELL
(through hat-veil)
Really?
MOTHER
She’s a huge fan.
NELL WOMAN
Don’t! You’ll get grease on your
veil.
NELL (CONT’D)
So, do the curtains.
The Mother sighs, walking around the room to draw the drapes.
MOTHER
(like ‘it’s a shame’)
Such nice light in the afternoon...
NELL (O.S.)
So, I was thinking, you know...what
if I play the Bach in D minor? The
cello suite, just the courante-do
you think the Mavis viewers will
appreciate a courante? Or are they
more a sarabande-type-crowd?
(beat)
Mom?
MOTHER
I’m worried you’re not getting
enough Vitamin D...
NELL
What?
MOTHER
Why don’t you let some sun on your
face?
(beat)
Ya know? Live out loud!
ANGLE ON: Nell’s veiled head. The Mother rolls her eyes and
commences drawing the curtains.
MOTHER (CONT’D)
Finish your lunch and then you can
have a break.
The Mother draws the final drape as Nell takes off her hat.
(We remain OTS, her face is obscured. We see she wears her
hair in braids.)
NELL
Don’t forget, Cousin Suzanne’s
coming over.
MOTHER
Ugh...
(repeating)
I totally forgot-
MOTHER
Cousin Suzanne!
COUSINE SUZANNE
Oh, fuck off.
MOTHER
Wh-
COUSIN SUZANNE
You’re always pretending like you
forgot I was coming over, but you
didn’t forget, I called ahead, we
made a plan, and I know you’re glad
to see me.
MOTHER
Of course I’m glad to-
COUSIN SUZANNE
Spare me, okay?
MOTHER
What’s wrong?
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8 INSERT: SCREEN 8
COUSIN SUZANNE
I told her to get a job after
college...hm? A job...like in an
office...this is not what I meant-
MOTHER
(impressed)
Woah.
COUSIN SUZANNE
And she’s got a huge following...I
had to pay for these pictures...
7.
MOTHER
(too amused)
D’you get a discount?
COUSIN SUZANNE
She came to see me after the
surgery...the Doctor spent the
whole time looking at her nipples!
When it was my hysterectomy! Can
you even be-lieve-
MOTHER
That’s very unprofessional-
COUSIN SUZANNE
-the ingratitude.
MOTHER
...the ingratitude of...?
COUSIN SUZANNE
Showing up all young and perky like
that with those perky pouncy
bazungas like some...some...some-
MOTHER
-bitch?
COUSIN SUZANNE
Whore!
MOTHER
Mmm.
COUSIN SUZANNE
I mean I gave her life...I gave her
those areolas...the least she could
do is...be ugly while I’m at
death’s freaking door-
MOTHER
I think you’re overexcited...would
you like some tea?
COUSIN SUZANNE
(hopeful)
Will you have some?
8.
MOTHER
(scoffs)
I can’t afford the water weight.
COUSINE SUZANNE
You’re so lucky your daughter
actually has talent...
MOTHER
(proud)
She’s going to be on the Mavis show
next week...they’re doing a feature
on prodigies.
COUSIN SUZANNE
Brag.
MOTHER
(’tsks’)
Suzanne, Nell has a lot of
struggles as you well know. And
it’s been very difficult for me,
parenting such an exceptional child
on my own.
COUSIN SUZANNE
At least you have a boyfriend.
MOTHER
I’d hardly call him my boyfriend.
COUSIN SUZANNE
Why not? He broke up with you?
MOTHER
I’m not sure I want to make it
official yet. I have to see what
our connection’s like in person.
COUSIN SUZANNE
So you haven’t met?
MOTHER
(defensive)
No.
COUSIN SUZANNE
Does he know what you look like?
MOTHER
What’s that supposed to mean?
9.
COUSIN SUZANNE
I’m just saying, women our age have
to manage their expectations...he
might be disappointed.
MOTHER
(re: photographs)
You know? I don’t think it’s
healthy for you to be looking at
these anymore. I think you should
delete them.
COUSIN SUZANNE
But what if I feel like seeing them
again? Then I won’t have them, and
I won’t pay for them twice that’s
insane.
MOTHER
I can keep them, as a record.
COUSIN SUZANNE
Ugh...you are a lifesaver.
COUSIN SUZANNE
Nell honey, I’m sorry-I just wasn’t
expecting to see you...you just
startled me!
NELL MOTHER
(through tears) What’s going on?
Mom!
COUSIN SUZANNE
I forgot where the bathroom was!
She caught me by surprise! I didn’t-
MOTHER
(snarling, to Suzanne)
Get out...
V.O. (PRELAP)
The Mavis show! How may I direct
your call?
CUT TO:
MOTHER
Oh, hi there, I’m Nell’s Mother, I
spoke with Greer earlier? I was
wondering if she-
BOOKER (V.O.)
This is Greer.
MOTHER
Greer! Hi, sorry to bother you
again-
11.
BOOKER (V.O.)
No worries. Twice in one day. Lucky
me!
MOTHER
Ha! Yeah...listen, um...I just
wanted to touch base again.
Umm...first of all, we’re all set
for Wednesday.
BOOKER (V.O.)
(like “I know...”)
Uh huh.
MOTHER
But just wanted to let you know, I
spoke with Nell and she’s not gonna
be comfortable showing her face,
actually.
BOOKER (V.O.)
(sour)
Okay yeah...that’s...fine...
(beat)
And you’re firm on that?
MOTHER
Yes. That’s...what she’ll feel most
comfortable w-
BOOKER (V.O.)
So she’ll be wearing that
hat...thing?
MOTHER
Yeah.
BOOKER (V.O.)
Okay. You know, let me just check
with Mavis, just to make sure
Wednesday still works and we’ll get
you back.
MOTHER
Oh...
BOOKER (V.O.)
Okay?
Click.
CUT TO:
12.
MOTHER
...honey?
NELL
Go away.
Her Mother sighs, sitting on the foot of her bed. All we see
are Nell’s arms peeking over bedclothes.
MOTHER
Cousin Suzanne is...pathetic. I’ve
always thought so. Always.
Sometimes when I orgasm I pray she
gets hit by a bus.
NELL
...She screamed.
MOTHER
Hiding makes people think we have
something to be ashamed of. So they
react in strange ways, when they
see us.
MOTHER (CONT’D)
So dreary in here. Let’s...lighten
up a little bit! C’mon, what are we
grateful for?
NELL
I want to die.
MOTHER
Well you can’t, you’re alive. And I
won’t have this anymore. You’re not
some ogre...you’re an angel.
NELL
I’m a freak.
MOTHER
Hell yeah you are!
NELL
Mom!
13.
MOTHER
Like in a good way! You’re an
except-ion. You know how many
people want to be special? ALL of
them. And you’ve GOT IT baby,
you’re a GENIUS! You’re a fuck-king
FREAK!
NELL
Please stop.
MOTHER
You know what would be hilarious? I
mean you know what would just be
the living end...? You should go on
the Mavis show just...in all your
glory, ya know? Exposed. As God
made you. Like: “Hey world! This is
me!”
MOTHER (CONT’D)
Like punk rock.
NELL
What?
MOTHER
Listen to me...anybody can be
beautiful. You are in direct
dialogue with God.
ANGLE ON: NELL, her face EXPOSED to us for the first time.
She’s certainly strange-looking, but cute.
NELL
Why are you doing this? You want
people to point at me?
MOTHER
I want you to be happy!
(beat)
I’m gonna call the Mavis show and
tell them you’re showing your face.
NELL
MOM!
MOTHER
Well, you either show your face or
you’re off the show. Which is it?
You want to be famous? Or do you
want be dead?
MOTHER (CONT’D)
Oh yeah, I’m the abuser...you’re
being dramatic.
Nell makes a beeline for the living room, slamming the door.
MOTHER (CONT’D)
It’s not exactly easy for me either
you know. Need I remind you that I
don’t have any skills?
MOTHER (CONT’D)
(blubbing)
I’m not as smart as you, honey, how
am I supposed to know when you’re
going to get upset? I try sooOOo
HARD to predict your MOODS!
NELL (O.S.)
You’re not crying Mom.
MOTHER
Well excuse me for trying to eke
out a fucking living! It’s an
uphill battle let me TELL YOU!
...DAUGHTER THAT’S TOO GODDAMNED
VAIN to FEED THE FAMILY!
MOTHER (CONT’D)
Nell!
CUT TO:
Nell shuts her eyes, making a nest for herself on the floor
as she tries to tune out her Mother’s shrieks.
15.
MOTHER (O.S.)
NELL!
FADE OUT.
The light peeks in through the drapes, waking Nell. She looks
up at her cello.
TIMECUT.
NELL
Mom? I’ll do the Mavis show. I’ll
show my face.
ANGLE ON: Nell’s Mother, face down on the bed. Her pants are
off, a vibrating VIBRATOR next to her sweaty hands. Crusty
spit stains her mouth.
DISSOLVE TO:
16.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
In a town that favors the sick,
it’s all we can do to pray for the
sinner. Pray for their humanity,
and hope they’ll see sense. Will
Nell keep being a bitch?
CUT TO:
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Or is there no hope for this
Godless brat, born of Hollywood’s
rotting vulva? Thanks, and have a
good day.
CUT TO BLACK.