1.

At a friend's house, ask them if you can cook something, then see how much food
you can get out of their cabinets, onto the counter. - lotubenou8755
2. When at someone's house, bring a clipboard with "Things to Steal" written on it,
walk around, and write down objects that you see - glitchylink25
3. Go up to a stranger, give them flowers. Then a few minutes later go up to them
and say “are those for me?”
4. Yesterday's Mission : too bad you missed it - crxzyelialt
5. Fill up as many water bottles as you can carry in a bag, and during conversation
stop to take a drink out of a different bottle each time.
6. Go to an ATM and pretend like it's an arcade machine. Loudly act as if you're
losing, and if anyone approaches, slap a quarter onto it and tell them "Shits hard.
You give it a go." before walking off to find another machine -
7. when walking past some one yell I’ve seen you before on a missing person poster
then walk away - Boywithoutsleep
8. Todays mission: tell someone ahead of you to “WAIT”, and then continue walking
past them without explaining - ellie2878
9. Todays mission: during conversation, keep saying things like “oh no”, “oh god”,
or “its happening” for no reason, getting progressively louder - onyotubero
10. When watching a movie with subtitles read them out loud - SadBreads
11. Today's mission: in a supermarket, add a tag to a product that reads "Also
accepting doubloons"
12. Today's mission: when introducing someone, say something normal about them, but
act like it is extremely weird, such as "This is John. He only has 2 eyes." Or
"This is Grace, she only wears one shirt at a time." -turtlesarecool
13. TODAYS MISSION: When at the store, wait for the cashier to ask how's it going.
Say the weather is making me feel uncanny today. Don't elaborate.
14. Todays mission: Go inside a public bathroom, leave a burger with a bite out of
it and a sign that says "take a BITE” - tOASTERMAN
15. Today's mission: sneak into a friend's room and rearrange all the furniture if
questioned say it was the "furniture fairy"
16. Today’s mission: attempt to purchase goods with an assortment of coat
buttons,pocket lint,a thimble,hard Candy, or other small obscure things
17. Todays’s Misison: text a friend in inviting them to dinner at your home, then
send them a picture of a cat, with this emoji - from ENDER
18. TODAY'S MlSSlON: Swap aII the Iowercase Ls and capitaI ls when texting a friend
and see how Iong it takes for them to notice (did you?) - hyperspade
19. Todays mission : call an orphanage and ask if they do returns, and insist yours
is broken. - SUYPERMRBATH
20. Go up to as many old people as you can saying "your not supposed to be here
yet..." - SillySquid_Random078
21. When you’re hanging out with friends, when they offer a handshake or a high-
five, purposefully make the wrong gesture and every time they adapt to your
gesture, switch to the old one -Blite_Victor
22. In a crowded place, start making a shushing noise to see how quickly everything
quiets down.- notevan17
23. Go to a Walmart fitting room and after a couple minutes yell “hey there’s no
toilet paper here!” - EmilioGomez-du8yf
24. Today's Mission: Panhandle in a populated area, but immediately give away any
money you're given. (keep the change) - Tre!den
25. When eating meat at someone's house, keep reacting weirdly, until they question
you about the taste. Tell them that it tastes like human meat, and then switch
topics right away. - paofeitodequeijo661
26. TM: Skip the ordering sign at a drive through and go to the pickup window. When
there, say you forgot to order at the sign and go back around. Repeat - Strattino
27. Today's mission: when hanging out with 2 friends say randomly: we're an nice
family - joaolukas-qy8ev
28. today's mission: walk around in public carrying a boombox playing ambient
sounds - theominouspigeon
29. Todays mission: go up to someone and say "your a good man in a cruel world" and
refuse to elaborate. Walk away like minecraft steve - Thatakwardrandumbs
30. I forgor - Wubtastic5585
31. Today’s mission: when checking out at a store, ask yourself did I shove
something up my —-? - FBIMan
32. Go to a Library, lock eyes with a stranger and follow them around until they
get mad. When they shout and confront you about following them, tell them to “Shhh,
it’s a Library”.
33. In public, come up to a stranger and start speaking pirate nonsense, while
pointing at a piece of paper with a poorly drawn treasure map on it, and then run
away - Shattered-Sun
34. Buy one of those hideable mini speaker things put a recording of you moaning on
it and hide it in a friends house - lgapwookie
35. Tomorrows mission: You're early, wait another day - AVeryNormalDude
36. TODAY'S MISSION: While out shoe shopping with your friend, Take our their shoes
and replace them with baby shoes. - The Debug Menu
37. Run up to a stranger, and say “Hey! You dropped this!” And pull out a dollar
that was in your pocket with string attached to it that connects to another dollar
that is hidden in your pocket with string attached to it that connects to another
dollar, so when they pull the first dollar, a bunch of cash starts coming out of
your pocket connected to it. Yell at them for theft and run away. -
NurbleTheStressball
38. In public places, pull on random books and wall lights screaming “AHA” like
your looking for a secret lever - Paper
39. Today's mission: Bring your diploma to your former school's cashier's office,
and say "I'd like a refund" - Matthew R
40. While walking with a friend, try to pretend falling as many times as possible,
until they question it. - paofeitodequeijo661
41. Todays mission: buy a superhero costume and walk to a random hospital and ask
“where are the kids” - THE__FACELESS
42. Ask if you can borrow whatever your friend is holding and keep it until they
ask it back. - SYAC
43. Leave fake parking tickets on cars that, when read closely, reveal they're not
real fines but invitations to donate to charity. - Rubydude
44. When your friend or family member asks for some TP while on the toilet, slide a
spoon under the door instead - the man
45. Todays mission: went in a public bathroom ask does anybody have a spoon? -
fbiman
46. Next time a friend or family member calls you, switch between voices to make it
as though there are multiple people listening in on your end. - Because Linux
47. During conversation, periodically have your hand try to stop you from speaking
as if it has a mind of its own, and it ultimately wins - loxd1
48. Go up to someone and inspect them with a magnifying glass then say
“interesting” and walk away - orin8575
49. Next time you find yourself sitting in a public restroom stall,
EEEUUUUUUUUUUHHH!!!! Groan like you're really straining. - BecauseLinux
50. When someone asks for a glass of water, bring them a glass with just a little
bit of water in. When they ask for more water, bring them a second glass with the
same amount of water in. - SPADOINK.
51. Put liquid glue in a bunch of socks, then take them to your friends house and
hide them in random places. - TheRedBeet
52. oday's mission pay for the person behind you in the drive thru and tell the
cashier "I know what they did" - CharscreamAA
53. Todays mission: give a friend a pencil and say: ¨thanks for letting me borrow
this¨ - suomalainenankka7032
54. Ask someone to take a photo. See how many photos the person is willing to take
- Famous_From_Commenting
55. When a family member wakes up do the same stuff you did yesterday. - FBIman
56. ask a strangers a question answer like “what’s your name” quickly guess and
when they say their name say “that’s what I said”/pretend to know them -
SilasHunter
57. in public, go up to strangers, urgently get their attention, say "i forgot what
i was going to say" then walk up to another person and do the same thing -
AFCbutpokemon
58. "While watching a movie with someone, start coughing when a character is
smoking." - Azure
59. TODAY'S MISSION: Start waving at a stranger, and if they wave back say, "I'm
not waving at you" Then wave at a different person. - The Debug Menu
60. When eating a meal with friends, say "are you gonna eat that?" and then start
chewing on one of the napkins or straws. - memcrem
61. Facetime your friend and see how long you can wide eyed stare at them. Say
nothing. Move nowhere. If they hang up, call them back. -TheRedBeet
62. Today's message: sing a popular song and perform a dance associated with a
different popular song (ex. gangam style + macarena dance) - Sciana
63. When talking to a friend, ask "have you heard the rumors?" And then when they
ask you about it, say "you shouldn't hear it from me" - trimlipbly
64. While at a grocery store follow someone and buy the exact same things as them,
then ask: why are you copying me?" - MM-dw7np
65. At your friends house, when they go to the bathroom, try to start as many video
calls as possible. Preferably across multiple different platforms. - Robot3k
66. while eating DESSERT in a fancy restaurant, ask the waiter to sprinkle some
Parmesan cheese on it. - Duacky
67. walk into an ice cream shop holding a container of ice cream, and ask for a
scoop of the flavor you're holding - weevil
68. Walk up to a stranger in public and say "There is a skeleton inside of you" -
The Debug Menu
69. convince your friend to do a mission with you, and when it comes time to do
whatever you’re planning, don’t do it and act like he’s crazy in front of your
would-be victim - PossiblyHysterical
70. Drive into a roundabout and stay in it as long as possible without arousing
suspicion - YF501
71. Call the library and ask if they carry a dictionary that translates British to
American. - Saint_Kensuke
72. attempt to turn on an object that is very obviously not electrically powered,
and feel round the outside, muttering about looking for a power button to activate
it, the larger the object the better - SeverelyUndercaffeinated
73. Bump into someone, when asked say“YOU CAN SEE ME?” - hello goodbye
74. Leave empty wallets lying around town. - Because Linux
75. When at a friends house, randomly slip away and turn off random breaker
switches. - Jkr1313
76. say the same thing over and over no mater what - FBIman
77. While hanging out with a friend, tell them you need to make a quick call, walk
some steps away, call them and when they pick up say "He doesn't suspect a thing.",
then end the call and act like nothing happened. - DarkDream5
78. When going out with friends, take a blender with you and hold it awkwardly the
entire time, when asked about it, ignore the question and change the topic
awkwardly. - UCTRL
79. Go to a stranger and before you say something say "Not to be racist but” -
FBIman
80. Walk up to a stranger and say “LOOK” when they look say “aw man you missed it”.
- ScriblesBeLike
81. When eating an ice scream with friends say "ow I burnt my tongue" then proceed
to blow on it gently - Fat In Tha Hat
82. Ask someone where the nearest store is. If they respond, give an excuse like
"I'm banned from there" to each of their responses without elaborating. - Alex
Bussman
83. while at the store try to convince the cashier to give you an item for free and
when they refuse try to bribe them with the price - Exitumn
84. act like you are tying your shoes and see how long you can make your friends
wait - babuu2009
85. When someone says something completely mundane, exclaim "No Way!" and act super
surprised. Do this as many times as you can. - REXWAVE
86. end every sentence with a tone of a question, even if it is not. "Hey greenie,
you dropped your.. Wallet??" - HalmiYou-zj1vc
87. When talking with a friend, see how many times you can smack them, claiming
that it was a bug. - emiilator
88. Get a bag of white powder and go up to a stranger and say"you dropped this". -
FBIman
89. play jepardy with friends where players must say “todays mission” instead of
“what is” - Christian Rogers
90. Go to a friends house and start aggressively smelling anything in sight until
your friend asks if your ok. - user-bc6oi2cw6c
91. sprinkle various seasoning throughout a friend's house and when questioned tell
them their house was "a bit bland" - MagicHat2
92. walk up to your friend while they are holding a non edible object an ask, “hey,
can I get a bite of that?” - GOBI_501
93. Tell your friend that you need to go to the bathroom, and never use the
bathroom. - LawfulDmcBoo
94. go over to a friend’s in the day and ask them to close the windows and make the
room dark and the say why is it so dark in here - VR LETS PARTY
95. when in a public space, see how many times you can play Rock, Papers, Scissors
with strangers - Lighteri0n
96. Walk around with all your clothes backwards, and see how long it takes someone
to notice - Evinex_0
97. Approach a cop, and ask him "Do you know how fast you were going?" - Azure
98. walk past someone and grab their shoulder and whisper “the boss is expectin ya”
and walk away - PepsiMan-xx4sv
99. go into a public bathroom, and repeat some positive affirmations into the
mirror, but make them progressively weirder. - ivorywizard
100. When a friend shows up at your house, keep yelling down to them that you’ll
be, “down in a second” and see how long you can get them to wait outside. -
Sunflower00025
101. Todays Mission: go up to a stranger and give them $5 and say here's the money
I owe you then walk away. - FBIMan
102. When at a friends house, start placing sticky notes with ominous messages, and
when they ask act confused as if you can’t see them - ghost_kitsune
103. When watching a movie with a friend, say "This is my favorite part" every 5
minutes. - kaminator10
104. Give your friend a really giant present and see how many times you can just
put a box in a box in a box before they notice. - rachelyoung2786
105. While at a friends house replace the salt in a salt shaker with sugar, but
only a thin top layer so its only the first shake - noo6423
106. go up to someone with a comically large item that isn’t theirs and tell them
it fell out of their pocket. - starnickelhomestudios1021
107. when someone asks you to do something mundane, (like passing the salt at
dinner)say i need to ask my colleagues - gdhazyz
108. When with a friend offer them a bottle of water then give them the water and
start screaming "who stole my water where's my water!?" - Tortellini :3 (make the
label on the water bottle “SALLB”)
109. Sneak garden gnomes onto your friends property and arrange them into a circle.
Plant a tree or flower inside the gnome circle." - Alkavi Ch.
110. Buy a Icecream at a restourant and wait till it melts and leave without eating
it. TIP THEM WELL. - N0lly
111. bring 10 dollars in monopoly money to a store, and ask if anyone dropped 10
dollars, acting as if its real money - Toaster Man
112. go to a place with your friends or family point to something and say "whats
that" then try and eat as much of their food as possible. - xmatter
113. Have a bag of chips, and ask a friend a question, and every-time they answer,
crunch loudly on a chip and say “what?” - MigerLaboomy-dv2xs
114. go to any movie and keep looking at the person behind you and looking away as
fast as you can when they notice the whole movie - Vr lets Party
115. Walk into a tailoring store with a 3-piece suit on and boxing gloves, then say
“I hear you do altercations” - emdee5853
116. tape a paper on your shirt that says “This is a social experiment” and walk
around. When someone asks about the paper just say “Hmmm interesting” and write
something down like you learned something. - Beefstudios_official
117. Tell a store employee that you have lost your mother. When they ask for a
description,
118. start describing what the employee is wearing. - EliteDuckgt
119. at a friends house start gradually taking their food and stuffing it in your
shirt until your friend notices - camerongamesyt185
120. “go up to a random stranger and say “ help someone’s chasing me!” Then run
away. After that go back to the same person and say “ where is he!?” Then run away.
- EternalCocnut55
121. walk up to a stranger and ask if they've seen your dog, show them a picture of
a furry and claim it's your dog - FullMetalJacket
122. When talking to a friend or family member, pull pieces of freshly cut grass
out of your pockets and chew on them as the conversation goes on. - ThePlatypus
123. Go into a public restroom with a water bottle, spill some water around the
toilet and stall, better if it’s a urinal, and when you leave and someone comes in,
say you just had the best shower ever. - ThePlatypus
124. when checking out at a grocery story, ask if they can take cards, while
showing a Pokémon card. - wolfie-_-ranger7932
125. In a panic, desperately ask someone for directions to the nearest veterinary
clinic while holding a broken stuffed animal. - wisper3064
126. On any day other than halloween, knock a random person's door and say trick or
treat, then act super upset when they don't give you candy. - JJJCM33
127. Put googly eyes on every item in a friend or family member’s room and act like
they’re all alive - ThePlatypus
128. walk around in public asking to interview strangers, when someone says yes
pull out a sausage and claim it's your microphone - FullMetalJacket
129. go up to a stranger and point to a random area and say "dont go there, EVER"
then wank away. - FBIMan
130. Call an Uber, better if taxi, and when they pull over, ask if you can ride in
the trunk or on the roof. - ThePlatypus
131. in a grocery store, ask a cashier where the sounding rods are, when they
decline bring spaghetti to checkout while saying "these will do" - FullMetalJacket
132. While talking with a friend, only speak by starting your sentences with "Back
in my day..." - George Washing Machiene
133. Whenever you say something cool or funny during conversation, look away and
smile in the invisible camera like you in a TV show. - Davox
134. in a public bathroom, go into a stall, flush the toilet and scream, “IT’S
EATING ME” - rcxnn
135. Go to a public restroom, then run out screaming, "EVERYONE RUN, ITS THE
APPETIZER!!! - the man
136. During conversation stumble and say, "Sorry, cat jumped on my keyboard" -
WhoAmIdk
137. while wearing a not-so-obvious wig ask strangers if they like your hair, when
someone compliments it take the wig off and say "you can have it" - Fullmetaljacket
138. When you lose an item, make missing posters for your family members to see
all around the house. - ThePlatypus
139. While in conversation, randomly skip important words occasionally until the
other person notices, then act like you make a mistake - JJJCM33
140. While hanging out with your friends, drink some apple juice from a gasoline
tank. bonus points if you ask them "want some?" - George Washing Machiene
141. When a new topic pops up in a conversiation, act like you know all about it.
This means you can do the most random shit. Why not explain the plot of a movie?
142. while on the phone, tell the person on the other end, “hang on one moment…”
then see how long you can sit in utter silence. Bonus points if you play hold music
into the phone speaker. - GOBI_501
143. when eating and talking to someone, every time they ask you a question hold up
a 1 sec gesture then take another bite. - Jkr1313
144. While at a restuarant with multiple people, ask for someone to pass the salt,
then hand it back to them without using it. - JJJCM33
145. Wear a roll of carpet as a dress OR carry a roll of carpet around in public.
Your choice. Maybe do both. - ThePlatypus
146. Say the following: “Crazy? You’re calling me crazy? I was trapped. What room,
you may ask? Well, the room doesn’t exist!” Then crazily laugh. - ThePlatypus
147. While at a friend's house, ask for a charger, then once they give you one put
it in your pocket and act normal. - JJJCM33
148. When in the kitchen, make sure someone else is in the house and start talking
to an imaginary person named Garfield. Make lasagna. - rcxnn
149. at a friends house, ask to go to the bathroom, and once in, make as much noise
as possible while screaming and walk out smiling. - theonewhogames
150. While at work, say someone took your lunch. Later in the day, say you found
it. If asked where it was, say you forgot you put it under the fridge. -
ThePlatypus
151. when in a car with a friend listening to music say "this is my favorite part"
then start singing along but sing the completely wrong song - Adoptimuscribble
152. While with at a party, walk around saying "cool shirt" to everyone, even if
they aren't wearing a shirt. - JJJCM33
153. While at someones house, ask where the bathroom is, and when they tell you,
walk there, flush the toilet, then walk back. - JJJCM33
154. Call the library and ask if they carry a dictionary that translates British to
American. - Saint_Kensuke
155. see how many times you can hi five your friend until they tell you to stop -
itsyusufcraft4674
156. Ask your dog owner friend if you can pet the good boy. If they say yes, pet
the owner - Not Alfred
157. Go up to a stranger and hand them a roll of toilet paper and say, "you're
going to need this later" - The Debug Menu
158. See how many times you can get your friend to watch the same video. -
ThePlatypus
159. point to a random bird and no matter what bird it is, scream ”LOOK! ITS A BALD
EAGLE!” - PhoenixMay160
160. In public, ride ontop of one of those red and yellow toddler cars. If people
ask why or if you’re okay, say “Vroom Vroom” in the most kid-like voice. -
ThePlatypus
161. In public, pretend to get a call from someone, and then start staring at a
stranger. When they notice you staring, say “I’ve been compromised, abort” quietly,
and walk away quickly. - WO_21
162. walk up to someone yell don’t touch me as loud as possible and then walk away
like nothing happened - Alink1234
163. call KFC and ask for a whopper and when they say that they don’t have it ask
for a Big Mac - The_Watermelon12
164. buy something from a thrift shop, then a few hours later, wear a horrible
disguise and try to donate it back. - floofXD
165. Whenever you grab an item, grab it very aggressively while saying “Yoink.” In
the calmest voice - ThePlatypus
166. Invite a friend over and cook one of the best extravagant meals ever, only to
give it to your pet and then serve your friend your pets food. "I swear it's an
exotic dish!" - MIZZENIAL
167. Ask a friend if you can ask a question, and when they say "yes" act oblivious.
- The Debug Menu
168. when at a friends house playing video games, hold the controller awkwardly
when he tells you otherwise say "Ohhh" and hold it in a more awkward position -
Sencolic
169. when in conversation, ask them if they hear that noise. When they stop
talking, say the noise stopped then when they respond state the noise is back.
Continue this until they catch on. - Jadon-44
170. While sleeping over at a friend’s house, when they fall asleep, see how many
pieces of furniture you can move around them. Bonus points If they wake up and you
act like you’re sleepwalking. - ThePlatypus
171. make someone a playlistst consisting of the dumbestst music possible -
Christian Rogers
172. tie a string to any household item and continue to walk it around like a pet
(bonus points if you put googly eyes on it) - Sencolic
173. Ask to break a larger bill at a place that accepts tips, then just leave after
receiving the smaller bills - Sanji Vinsmoke
174. At a movie theatre, be dressed up as a character that is in a movie being
shown that day. When they tell you to enjoy the movie, thank them and tell them you
love a different movie being shown, then walk into that showing room. - ThePlatypus
175. go to the movie theatre and buy some snacks once done stuff it into your shirt
and act like you are sneaking it in - Sencolic
176. go up to someone’s fence and put a “beware of dog” sign on it -
youraveragelamb
177. Go to a restaurant, and without the waiter noticing, pay for your meal, then
as your waiter arrives with the check, run out. Bring a friend for bonus points,
make sure not to tell them - SpooksMcGee
178. When in public walk up to a stranger and whisper “I shat myself” then walk off
- RealBirbVR
179. See how many Goldfish crackers you can put in a friend or stranger’s hood
without them noticing. RThen see if you can reach back in and grab some. -
ThePlatypus
180. see how many glasses of water you can drink mid conversation - jamesmalone5343
181. Go to a grocery store, and when you get to the cashier, put an item on the
belt that they don't sell. - JJJCM33
182. While with a friend, passively put on more and more accesories like hats and
glasses. - JJJCM33
183. when at a party or if you have friends over, get yourself a glass of water but
every time you refill it make the cup bigger until you have a bucket - FBIman
184. See how many times you can poke you friend and say “Wasn’t me..” without them
beating your ass. - ThePlatypus
185. Fill a pot with dirt, and then lay a bunch of grocery store vegetables on top,
then when your friend comes over tell them your growing your own vegetables to be
more healthy, bonus if you have an actual vegetable plant in the same pot. -
JJJCM33
186. Get a group of friends and make a bunch of signs that say "STOP PROTESTS" -
SpooksMcGee
187. See how many times you can say “Today’s Mission” WHEN DOING SOMETHING in a
day. Bonus points if you use a whiteboard to count the number. - ThePlatypus
188. At a friend's house, see how many sobriety tests you can make them perform
without them noticing. - petarkamenecki5523
189. When in a public space, see how many times you can play Rock, Papers, Scissors
with strangers - lighteri0n
190. in the afternoon sometime, take out a toothbrush and some toothpaste during
conversation, start brushing your teeth, and act like nothing wrong is going on.
Bonus points if you complete the routine by bringing dental floss, a hairbrush, and
as many hygiene and beauty products as possible - totallynotatree8718
191. When eating at a friends house, ask if they need any silverware while taking
around 10-20 forks out of your pockets - user-gq1zn2rw8k
192. Yell out "Poo poo pee pee!!" in public and act like you didn't say anything -
bobbycatfart3556
193. Walk up to a friend, say "can't catch me!" and proceed to walk away from them
at a normal pace - crispchickentend
194. Make a sponge into a cake frosting and sprinkles with hot sauce as a fake
sweet sauce - Jelly Flame
195. While walking with a friend, tell them "wait a second," wait for 1 second, and
then continue on like nothing happened - STNDD
196. Buy the largest cowboy hat you can find, and talk with a thick, stereotypical
southern accent, and act as though nothings different. - SpooksMcGee
197. Grab an Xbox (or any) controller and put static on. “That game Is the best,
try it out!” - ThePlatypus
198. go up to a stranger and then say, "I've seen you before" then walk off - the
debug menu
199. Say everything your friend says, but reword it so it sounds fancy and proper.
Bonus points if your friend doesn’t notice. - ThePlatypus
200. Replace the sour crystals with salt on sour patch kids - Wubtastic5585
201. On a public bench, Put a "Wet Paint, Do Not Sit" then sit on it - the debug
menu
202. Walk around in public with a onesie (*of your choice*) on and ask random
people, "Do you know where the sleepover is?" - ThePlatypus
203. Buy a fake frog, snake, or kind of bug, use double-sided tape to tape it to
your shoulder, and wear it around in public. - ThePlatypus
204. Take a picture of a stranger, walk up to them and ask, "I'm looking for this
person" - the debug menu
205. Make boiled eggs and put them in a bowl with room-temperature regular eggs,
then mix them up. When you offer them to your guests, do not tell them that they
are all different. - Platy & nostra
206. Go up to a random table at a restaurant with some poker chips and ask "What's
the buy-in?" - Misza115
207. Put any semi-liquid object in the toe of your friend’s slippers. - ThePlatypus
208. Sell random objects at a lemonade stand-like booth that are supposedly CAN BE
“for consumption”. Pebbles, grass, leaves, etc - ThePlatypus
209. Tell your friend who doesnt check the weather that it is going to be extreme
in a few days, like a hurricane or tornadoes are coming, so they freak out and
prepare for nothing - Boom
210. Take a screenshot of a download at any precent done (better if at 1% or 99%)
and put it as the screensaver of a friend’s computer.- the platypus
211. WHEN YOU ARE HEAVING A BBQ WITH YOUR PALS POINT AT THE SKY HYSTERICALY AND
SCREAM "GET DOWN" AFTER THAT SAY "THAT WAS CLOSE - Space Yoda
212. While speaking to a friend, say you need to talk to call somebody, and step
out of the room. When out of the room, call the friend. Come back in and continue
talking as normal. - the platypus
213. walk to a stranger hug him and say thank you for everything you have done for
us and then walk away. - bruh
214. Go through your friend's fridge. Add powdered sugar to approximately half the
containers of their cheese. - By CraftE_C
215. Place an item in your friend’s kitchen that does not belong there. A
butterknife in the forks, a loaf of bread in the fridge, etc.- nostra
216. buy donuts, donut holes, and glue - g.w.
217. Make/buy a voodoo doll that looks similar to a friend and leave it on their
doorstep. Also, take Polaroid photos of them from outside of their house and put
them under the doll.- The Platypus
218. Before you have guests over, soak around 5-6 toilet paper rolls in water,then
put them in the freezer. Put all frozen rolls in the bathroom. - playrgmd
219. put a different book cover on a book your friend has read and tell him to read
it and see how long they notice it.- Jo$h’Capone
220. Ask your friend to slap you. When they do, immediately get irrationally mad at
them for it. - Ludvig Naeslund
221. Buy a remote-controlled car and deliver food to your friends with it. After
the food has been delivered, drive the car into their ankles repeatedly. -
ThePlatypus
222. In a big crowd, pull out two decently-sized sticks. Offer one to a person
standing by you, and if they accept, yell “YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?!” - Nostra
223. put a alarm in your friends walls! - Jo$h’Capone
224. Go into stores to ask for something they don't have, return the next day and
repeat, if they put it on stock, don't even buy it. - Azure
225. At the end of every sentence your friend says, say “Clown emoji🤡.” - Nostra
226. When eating with someone, chew loudly, and tell them "You are being too
noisy". - Azure
227. Enter a fridge store, open a fridge and say "there's nothing to eat", go the
other fridges and repeat until none are left to open. - veronex
228. If someone asks you to make coffee for them, give them hot chocolate and tell
them it’s a new uncaffinated coffee. - The Platypus
229. When ordering at a restaurant, ask the waiter for their recommendation, then
order something else. - Basically Anybody
230. touch grass for the first time - bruh
231. Buy/make/find an item that looks very heavy, but it’s actually really light,
and lift it in front of a friend or stranger. - the platypus
232. Dress up as a lifeguard, and in public, blow your whistle and shout at people:
“NO SWIMMING!” when they’re actually just walking. - the platypus
233. While in conversation with another person, squat every time they say the word
“the” until the conversation ends. - ThePlatypus
234. Ask a friend to help you find your "lost" phone, and then use your phone's
flashlight to light up a dark spot in front of them. - Azure
235. order some sushi and complain that its undercooked - bruh
236. TODAY’S MISSION: In an ice cream shop, ask for as many free sample as you can
until they catch on and tell you to buy something - AaaaAnyways
237. Today's mission: dress up as jesus and ask if you can donate blood while
holding a bottle of wine - firezone8770
238. While at a friend's house, secretly pull the little chain on their ceiling
fans so when their lights won't turn on. - ThisGuy30867
239. During conversation, put on a ski mask, and say "I was never really was on
your side", then walk away. - Azure
240. Todays mission see how many times you can this vid - clixoer
241. At the next birthday, big gathering or such that needs balloons, and blow up
some condoms for the event. - the platypus
242. put a coin in a hotdog that's it - croll
243. Ask a friend if you can boil a couple of eggs, after they are done, put them
on the microwave and use it as leverage to ask your friend for money(bonus points
if you start the microwave anyway) - SovieticoDiabetico
244. At an ice cream shop, order your ice cream, and tell them "THIS IS COLD!
REHEAT IT!" - Drew Hamer
245. When making pancakes add a bit of rum to the mix, make sure someone is
watching you put it in, and after you are done making them, eat one and fall to the
floor like you just got poisoned. - Platy AND Nostra
246. Todays mission: walk up to a stranger and hand them a pop tart and say "john
said this was for you." And then crack your knuckles before taking the poptart and
smashing it. - Novachronogaming
247. Todays mission: go to a gym and start using one of the treadmills. But a few
minutes in, put on a ski mask and hold a purse while running very fast on it. -
arai_thegirlinatrance
248. Dress up as a duck, and walk around with a loaf of bread, throw pieces at
people, and say, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, HUH?" - biggymac
249. During conversation, while chewing gum blow it large enough to explode all
over your face, and casually continue talking. - Azure
250. At a fast food place, keep removing things from a burger until the server
catches on - tophat6
251. Pour milk in a condom, then add a bit of gelatin, (but not a lot so it isn't
Jello) and ask to return it in a store, and ask to leave a review. -By Mtk
252. In the middle of the night, disassemble your friends car and reassemble it
in the smallest room in their house. - TillikumWasFramed
253. Use the longest words possible with a corresponding subject/thing. "Yo, that
thing left me feelin' supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.." - the platypus
254. While with a group of friends, see how many times you can act starled when
someone starts talking until they point it out. - Azure
255. When you see your friend in public, say "shoot he is coming" while hiding your
phone and start a casual conversation - jaydbd2457
256. When talking with your friend/friends, when everyone is ready to leave, start
telling everyone, "And before you guys go.. I'd like to say a few words." then,
start doing a speech about being thankful for getting an award. - the platypus
257. when talking to a friend randomly put a slap band on their wrist - Tolle
Elfinstone
258. When eating with someone, see how long you can preted to keep eating after you
empty your plate, and when pointed out, act confused. - Azure
259. Walk up to someone and ask "Have you heard the news?", once they say no say
"Yeah, me neither." and walk away. - toby-we3zj
260. If buying at a store, pay one half of the money with pennies. - Azure
261. When talking to a friend, slowly speak faster until they can barely understand
you - Anglo-mapping
262. in a party/public space, ask someone, “do you want to hear a secret?” Then
when you whisper in their ear to tell them, whisper too quiet so they cant hear
you, and keep repeating that process each time they say “i didnt hear you.” Getting
more frustrated each time. - usefulfilmstv
263. Say everything in riddles or poems, and be the mysterious friend. Bonus points
if you say “Riddle me this..” - The Platypus
264. randomly cut your sentence while ta - clixoer
265. Walk around in a shopping center and pretend you have a fear of everything,
anything and everyone. - SuperSaiyanGamer0
266. Crush up mints and put it in your friends cold water so it gives them good
breath - Rashidun-Caliphate
267. while driving, honk at the person beside of you and wave at them like you know
them - guavant
268. Todays Mission: At a friends house quietly swap all the video game discs
without them noticing. - Terraria-Melee
269. Go to a clothing store or tailor, try on a bunch off clothes take some
selfies, and leave with nothing. - THe Platypus (Clothing Dine-and-Dash)
270. TODAYS MISSION: When At A Restaurant With Someone, Tell them you are going to
the bathroom but never go. - angelotrutwein
271. Start offering balloons to strangers in public, when someone says yes, give
them the balloon, pop it in front of them, and then continue offering balloons like
nothing happend. - SovieticoDiabetico
272. Tell a store worker that there’s a spill in a certain isle, and when they
leave, walk out of the store. - calicoz
273. Order water at a restaurant and complain that it tastes dry - barnakull
274. Go to a theme park, go on the biggest coaster there and scream “MY RESTRAINT’S
NOT LOCKED” on the lift hill - 1ru1euYT
275. Walk up to a group of 3 of your friends and say, “isn’t it my 2 favorite
people.” - Iz.00
276. Ask a friend about their favorite weapon in a game. When they ask you what
yours is, describe a common household object. "Yeah, my favorite is the cock-
smasher. What's yours?" "I like the one where it like.. it like sucks in the air,
y'know?” - ThePlatypus
277. When your friend goes to the bathroom in the middle of class, open and dump a
pack of hotdogs into his bag "Why the fuck are there glizzys in my backapck?" - TT
Playz
278. Today's mission: while walking your pet, ask people if they've seen your pet
and show them a picture of the pet you're currently walking. - chaster8798
279. walk up to a stranger and ask "may I have a moment of your time?" If they say
yes, set a timer for 90 seconds and just ramble about something completely random,
then walk away. - Arai_TheGirlInATrance
280. call a random number, and ask them, "add this number to the do not call list,
you scammer" - HalmiYou-zj1vc
281. When hanging out with a friend, point at a random object and say "they dont
make these like they used to" - HDified
282. In a voice call with your friends, make painful/loud sounds and blame it on
someone else. After a bit, when everyone forgets about it, say "IT WAS ME, I DID IT
ALL, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" and leave. - vyevd
283. When talking to someone start breathing louder and louder - cheesejoe222
284. go up to a random strangers house and shout out “PLEASE FORGIVE ME MY LITTLE
SMUNCHKIN” multiple times and if someone complains say “sorry wrong house” and walk
away. - BigManYou
285. On a hot day ask a friend if they want lemonade. If they say yes, say that you
don't have lemonade and that they shouldn't rely on you for everything - That1guy-
qwerty
286. at a seafood restaurant order a lobster then replace it with a alive one then

287. 𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗔𝗬'𝗦 𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡: 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗮𝘆
say mine is fucking raw - Cupcake

𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗱𝗹𝘆, 𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘆. - Electro Warrior

288. while in conversation with your friends, bring up a random man named dave,
when your friends ask who he is, dont say anything about it and refuse to elaborate
further - COOK1E [GD]
289. Today’s Mission: go to a store, ask an attendant where you can find the milk,
drink enough to obtain a milk-moustache, then find the same attendant and tell them
you couldn’t find it. - ugh3381
290. today’s mission, Halloween edition: instead of leaving a bag of candy outside
for kids to take from, leave a lollipop with a sign saying ‘one lick each’ -
GeraldTheFrogg
291. Ask someone if they want to meet your friend. When they say yes, turn you hat
around and start talking in a weird accent. - Idontknowwhattoput111
292. During conversation, see how many times you can sneak in words from early
modern english like “thou”, “thee”, “thy”, etc etc without your friends questioning
you. - TheSkrunkyScrimblo
293. Go up to a random house, knock on the door and when they open the door say
“wait this is not my house” and leave - dudeman3452
294. When at lunch or dinner with a friend, keep adding salt to your dinner by
repeatedly picking it up, adding salt, and placing it back down until they mention
it - thecowslayer118
295. TODAYS MISSION:WHILE AT A PARTY, SLAP A DRINK OUT OF YOUR FRIEND'S HAND, SAY
THAT THEY OWE THEIR LIFE TO YOU, NEVER SPEAK ABOUT IT AGAIN. - Flixxy
296. today's mission: walk past a couple and tell one of them "wow second one today
huh?" and walk away - woah48
297. Cup your hand over your ear to ask them to speak up then say “WOAH no need to
be so loud” - markermunchers
298. Todays mission: wait at a road crossing and when a car stops for you, just
walk away without crossing the road - sparegiraffe3457
299. Todays mission: Buffering In conversation with a friend, keep ending a story
as if youve finished, and when they try speaking, continue the story as if you
never finished - TheTrueAuthorMRS
300. Tell a sibling (or friend) that you’re going to get milk from the shop. Then
come back with a box package of something they REALLY want (eg. PS5) and when they
open it, they find a carton of milk. - kyeturner9803
301. Today’s mission: In public, watch a video of TV static on your phone whilst
smiling - frontseat
302. While your friend is listening to music, disconnect their headphones and start
singing the lyrics. Don't stop until they notice. -Nostra
303. Order a coffee with your name and 10 minutes later come to thee same place
with one of those’re glasses with a big nose ands moustache and order the same
thing in a different voice -Job Job
304. Recommend a mundane product (like a fruit) to someone, then start listing
increasingly more absurd side effects like in medicine commercials - Misza115
305. Replace all of the chargers in a friend's house so when they go to plug an
item in, the charger is a bit too big/small. - ThePlatypus
306. In public, initiate a conversation with a friend, but half-way through stop,
slowly back away and act like you don't know them. - Salazar Fowler
307. yell a random phrase (like help), at a fellow customer at a random place (like
a sperm bank) - NotCreative
308. While playing a card game/board game your friend doesn't know very well, start
making up absurd rules until they start getting suspicious. -Platty and Nostra
309. Trick people into thinking you made food items with things that aren't
supposed to be in them. "Hey, this tastes a bit off." "Oh, sorry! Did I undercook
the drywall?" - The Platypus
310. When you and your friends are at home, turn off thee lights and start chasing
them and make loud thumping noises and say 👅 let’s get freaky 👅 - Job Job
311. Ask a friend "Who is your that behind you?" and once they look, start booking
it - Notcreative
312. Whenever someone asks you how you're doing, respond with "Absolutely woagin'."
- 179West
313. Approach a person as if you're about to talk to them, say nothing, and then
walk away. - Azure
314. Send you friend a gift that is very tedious to open that contains nothing
inside of it. - NinjaShoe21
315. Go up to a stranger and say "I thought I was your ONLY poo poo baby" while
acting upset, then run away. - SpooksMcGee
316. In the winter time, sneak some yellow food coloring in the snow, and start
eating it in front of your friend "Hey dude want some?" - Jelly flame
317. see how many donuts you can fit on a strangers car antenna. - m1n1_Cooper
318. Add yourself into a stranger's convo, when asked "What are you doing?" Look
into their eyes and scream "That bitch is still alive!" - NotCreative
319. Place everything on a table on the edge, nearly falling, if anyone tries to
fix the object, exclaim that you're "Edging" - SpooksMcGee
320. get wasabi,put it in a gum wrap, offer it to class - Admiral Furret
321. During Conversation, see how long you can stand in a combat pose until pointed
out. - Azure
322. go to a restaurant and leave a flyer for a fake religion p.s if you do this
LEAVE A GOOD TIP don't be an ass - charscreamAA
323. IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION SPEAK GIBBERISH “HEY ARE YOU OK?” - chees
324. When speaking with friends, ask them the most random questions. "Have you ever
put a cucumber in a shoebox full of sand?" "What the hell, man?!" - ThePlatypus
325. Replace a friend's soap/moisturizer with yogurt and mix a little of the
original product in it so it isn't edible.- The Platypus
326. Walk up to a casino receptionist, and say " I've been saving this up all
year." Proceed to pull out a suitcase filled to the brim with monopoly money. -
Veronex
327. Remind someone to do something right after they finished doing it. "Hey, don't
forget to clean off your butplug, man." - NinjaShoe21
328. While watching a movie with friends or family, randomly get up and yell “THIS
IS MY FAVORITE PART”Edit: bonus points if you do it several times at completely
random and meaningless points - inferna3990
329. Buy a box of chocolates or flowers at the grocery store, and give it to the
cashier after they register it. - Waitwha
330. While in a public bathroom, scream "holy canoodles" progressively getting
louder until its the point where you cant talk, then exit - PublicFigure1230
331. In a friend meetup, ask if someone is thirsty. If yes, then mix 10 different
available liquids into a cup and offer it claiming it's a "family recipe" -
nootnoot513
332. Print out fake outlets, go to your friends house, and leave them taped around
the house so when they go to plug in something it doesnt work - toaster man
333. go into a friends house, get a plate, put alot of pepper on it, and just start
eating it as if its normal in front of them.- toaster man
334. go up to someone moving your head side to side and ask for directions to your
local chiropractor until they notice. - KaiLondon-ru9my
335. goto a museum or zoo, and ask if a animal/artifact is for sale for 12.50 -
ToasterMan
336. When a friend makes a noise like a sneeze or burp, ask them to repeat
themselves as if you didn't hear what they said. -Wuuz
337. Go to a spicy food restaurant with four pints of milk and an ice pack - Not
Alfred
338. Replace all of the food items in your friend's kitchen with cheap rip-offs.
The Cheetos with Cheese Doodles, Oreos with one of the many off-brand kinds, etc. -
Platty
339. Go inside a local restraunt, order a fancy meal and milk, when they come to
give you the food, dunk the milk on the food and eat it. - toaster man
340. Empty the peanut butter out of a friend's peanut butter jar it's in and
replace them with actual peanuts. -Platty
341. Walk around public with a bag of apples and a sign that says "Free oranges" -
AHumanBean-qt3yf
342. Walk up to a random person and say “I’m sorry for your loss” and walk away -
altivese
343. Walk up to an icecream vendor with ice cubes in your hand, and ask for a
refund.- jesterdusty8951
344. ask a friend if they want some water; if they say yes, fill a dog bowl with
water and place it on the floor in front of them then pat them on the head. -
KURTIS b
345. Super-glue the lid on a jar of pickles and ask your friend to help you open
it. -Lily Anne
346. Make fake earwax with peanut butter and eat it in front of random people. -
THEPLAtypus
347. When with a friend, offer them some pudding. Sniff it and ask, "Does this
smell weird to you?" If they go to smell it, make the pudding pop out on their
face. - THe PLatypus
348. When inside of your friend’s car, hide an excessive amount of the same scented
air fresheners anywhere - Nu_gen_eration
349. go to a store and purchase a plastic tub, then drive to a fast food place and
order only sauce packets. When you go to pick the sauce packets up at the window,
before driving away, slowly empty each one into the tub while staring at the
employee who gave you the sauces. - LinkyZelda-xm9ki
350. Ask a friend for $20 for you to get something they want, then donate that $20
dollars to a charity for kids cancer research, when they ask about where there
thing is tell them they were out of stock so instead you donated the money to
charity to see there reaction - SauronWithDrip
351. Go to a hardware store and ask if they sell "Left handed hammers" and insist
that you only used right handed ones before and want to switch things up - ggddx
352. Put a rubber band on the faucet of a friend's sink, so the next time they go
to wash their hands, it sprays at them. - ThePlatypus
353. When with a friend, hold out a drain plug and ask what it is. When they
respond that it's a drain plug say, "oh, thats why is was so hard to put in. -
JJJCM33
354. Tell your friend to hurry and come to you because you have something very
important to show them, and show them the mission video. - Pizza-nl3pf
355. Use the wrong tools around someone, like using a knife to eat soup, or a lint
roller to brush your hair. When they try to correct you, pretend you don't know
anymore. -Wuuz
356. Narrate whatever you're doing, then don't do it. For example, say "Smiles."
with a straight face or "Walks away." while standing still. -Wuuz
357. always disagree with whatever someone says, no matter what it is - yxruby3321
358. When at a friend's house, change each HDMI cable to a different source.
Example: If their console was on HDMI 2 change it to HDMI 3 and so on. - Nostra
359. With scissors in one hand and hair extensions in another, sneak up behind the
target, loudly snip the scissors, and begin apologizing profusely - MinMaxist
360. Rub Spam (any flavor) all over your friend's countertops, then put a bit of
oil on it when it dries so it's still slippery. -Platty
361. Come into a crowded area, say something like "Listen up everyone" and when
everyone is looking at you, you leave - EpicSans3000
362. Fill all of the sinks, baths/showers, etc. as high as they can go at a
friend/family members house. If asked why/asked if you did it, say "I was jus'
drinkin' some wata'." -Platty
363. Play a video game with a friend, but make sure their controller is not
connected to the game. -Platty
364. find someone in public with a dog and refer to it as anything but a dog when
talking (hay can I pet your washing machine) - james munro
365. Go to a movie theater and yell loudly incoherent plot twists for movies that
are showing "I can't believe the minions f#cking died" - NotCreative
366. Unplug everything in a friend's room OR turn the power off in just that room,
so when they turn things on, they seem like they're dead. -Nostra
367. order a donut and when you get it ask why the middle of the donut is missing -
sharkmuff1n
368. Tell your friend that you got a new boyfriend/girlfriend, and when they ask
for their picture give them a mirror - 은색비
369. Ask someone if they want a piece of gum, whatever they say, respond, me too. -
krick2118
370. Attempt to sell a piece of merchandise to a member of a store - FootballNews
371. While engaging in convo with a friend, look to your side and say "He is the
one." to no one, then keep talking like nothing happened. - ElectroWarrior
372. go to a friends house and replace their handsoap with honey. - nico aragon
373. Go to mcdonalds and ask for ice cream. if the ice cream machine is working,
and when they say no, put on a burger king crown and walk out - walkitalker
374. WHEN ENGAGING IN NORMAL CONVO SEND THEM A TEXT MESSAGE SAYING LOOK AT ME WHEN
THEY LOOK AT YOU MAKE A CONFUSED FACE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED - The United States of
America
375. When you meet someone, offer to shake their hand. When you finish hand-
shaking, offer your hand again. Keep doing this until they don't accept the
handshake. -Neutral
376. during conversation, repeat something you said 5 minutes earlier but act like
you don't remember who said it - wuuz
377. throughout conversation with your Friend start asking him trivia questions and
refuse to continue the conversation if he dose not answer. - brainwontwork
378. Go to a fast food restaurant and order a burger with no lettuce cheese tomato
or meat. ~ bun boy - SneakyandSly
379. In conversation, bring up sporks as much as you can, until someone notices. -
Neutral
380. At your friends house, go to the bathroom and roll out the entire toilet paper
roll. Then yell: There is no toilet paper left! And if given another roll, roll the
entire thing out again, leave and close the door. - DembeleCool
381. Ask an employee in an apple store about directions to samsung store - cos1841
382. walk up to a stranger and ask if they have the intel in a Russian accent -
Voidwalker2684
383. Hum a song louder and louder until someone notices - Fettuccine_2013
384. go to a supermarket and ask an employee to call the driver of a car incthe
parking lot to the front. When thry arrive, deny ever asking, or compliment their
car taste. - SUYPERMRBATH
385. While out with a friend, compliment a stranger on something, and then turn
around and insult your friend about the exact same thing. -Wuuz
386. randomly go silent in a conversation with your friend then when they say
something ask them why they interrupted you - midnight gaming
387. replace the contents of a box of tissues with sandpaper. - jacktophono1
388. pretend to high five someone so they think they will get a high five but just
walk pass them - Snipertron Gaming
389. print out stock images and arrange them on a wall in your friend's house as if
they're posters of celebrities that they like - wuuz
390. Write backhanded compliments on sticky notes and hide them in truly bizzare
places - kenobi2125
391. buy food from a store and then gift it to the guy that give you the food -
ShadowDrafty_
392. Go to a store and buy a single block of cheese, then in the next hour, go back
return it for "not working" - grape892
393. start a conversation and make less sense as time goes on. - RandoVods
394. Go to your local bank and get $300 worth of pennies. 5 minutes later, return
with the pennies and ask to exchange them for cash. - Khetomi1
395. Start cheering for strangers for doing simple stuff like picking up an item -
Lake_FX
396. every time someone coughs or sneezes shush them AGGRessively. - noor usman
397. Compliment a random stranger clothes but sugest that it would look better if
they were painted on a color that you made up like purplorange - matheus ii
398. during conversation with a friend, act confused and say "sorry, I mistook you
for someone else" then walk up to a random stranger and start a conversation with
them instead - walay
399. Set an alarm on your phone that explicitly announces in a loud voice "It's
pooping time", and have it ring in public.- Azure
400. Tape random objects to the inside of a coat and offer them to strangers -
Alpacalypse
401. While in public, give a random person a compliment, and then run away from
them. -Azure
402. Walk into your friends’ room, fill a sock with lotion, put it on his desk/bed,
and then leave. - SmokeVR
403. Walk into a convenience store and ask, "do you guys sell animals? Then walk
out. - TheDebugMenu
404. Make a friend/family member the absolute definition of pissed, then gracefully
ballet dance away. - platy
405. In a public rest room, drop a heavy object in a toilet, and get out of the
stall acting like you took the biggest poop of your life. - Azure
406. While at a friend's house, if they have a small pet, pick it up and say to
your friend, "This is mine now" OR say "You're my best friend. We're having soft
tacos later!" to the pet. -Platty and Nostra
407. Make cookies, but instead of milk, use non-toxic glue. "'Ay Voidman, these
cookies taste a bit off." "What's wrong, Greenie? I added the salt, sugar, eggs,
glue.." - platy
408. While in a public restroom stall, make random noises, and squirt white lotion
everywhere - TheDebugMenu
409. give your friend fake money for them to spend - Ice_
410. When meeting up with a friend, bring a common drink in an unrecognizable brand
bottle, and when asked about it, warn about dangerous side effects, then casually
drink it. - Azure
411. make a cookie with blue food dye, show it to your friend and tell him its been
sitting in your closet for 6 months, and eat it :) - ToasterMan
412. Tell a friend the most random facts until they get annoyed. "'Ay, Greenie.
Greenie. GREENIE. GREENIE! LIME!" "WHAT?!?" "Did ya' know that GMO stands for
Genetically Modified Organism?"
413. Put a sticker on a public hand sanitizer station that says, "Removes 0.001% of
bacteria and viruses" and covers the real percentage. -Platty & Nostra
414. When sitting with a friend, Randomly put a kids' shapes puzzle and 15s timer
in front of them. If they solve it, give them some change and walk away - MisZa115
415. See how many missions you can do on someone familiar to Freakbait before they
realize. - Azure
416. Give stranger a heart locket with a stupid picture in it like a bad selfie and
say something deep like 'I will always be with you' and then leave. - CookedTrout
417. Put a blindfold on with a post-it-note on your forehead that reads "I can't
see". "Greeeennieeeee... Greenie? Lime...?" "Eh? What now?" "I can't see..." "No
shit, Sherlock.." - platy
418. No matter what you put on to wear out somewhere, ask a friend if it makes your
butt look fat. "Greenie.. does this make my butt look fat..?" "Fuck you." - the
platy
419. Go into a busy crowded area, and say "I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!"
out loud, then walk away. - Azure
420. If you're in a friend group, take someone aside and tell them the group thinks
something absurd about them. "Reggie, everyone thinks you're obsessed with being in
the basement." "MMMPH.. MPPPMHP! MMMMMH!" - platy
421. While at a friends house, ask them, "Is that seat taken" while pointing at
their chair - The Debug Menu
422. On your friend’s birthday, see how many candles you can place on the cake.
“64..65…66…67..68..69-“ “Hey stop making me older!” - V1zk0r
423. Constantly call for your friend, and say nothing. "Greenie. Greenie. Greenie.
Greenie. Lime, for f%ck's sake!" "WHAT... SPIT IT OUT!"
424. Go to a restaurant with a friend and tell them you're ready to order food but
keep telling the server you only want Dr.Pepper everytime they ask you if you're
ready to order food. - ppdry
425. Call your friend an absurd nickname and gaslight them into thinking it never
happened. "Hey Gremlin!" "The fuck?" "What, Lime?" - GamerTPGT
426. During conversation, act in unusual ways, such as lacking emotion or
ocassionally saying weird things (like help), as if you were a skinwalker. - Azure
427. Fast walk through all the jewelry corner stores at the mall and use them as
shortcuts, twice - Dankman
428. When about to meet with a friend, go to the place at the correct time, and if
you see them, run by them, saying that you can't be here. "Voidman? The fuck you
goin'?" "I CAN'T BE HERE! AHHHHHHHH!" - platy
429. Buy a bodypillow for your friend, go to their house when it arrives and insult
them for it. "Greenie, you FREAKY BITCH, WHY?" "... i didn't buy this?" - GamerTPGT
430. While with friends, gradually adjust yourself to sit like a goblin until
pointed out. - Azure
431. Buy Legos and rebuild random objects, then replace them with their Lego
variant. A lamp, their computer mouse, etc. - JackWalker-d1q
432. Swap 2 words in conversation a. - GamerTPGT
433. Use hip words from other countries in your daily life to confuse others. (make
Voidman be British) "You do that and Bob's your uncle!" "What the hell, Voidman?"
"What? You don't like my new trainers?" - platy
434. In your friend group, randomly shout out “NOSE GOES!” and proceed then proceed
to say “I didn’t say Simon says”. - V1zk0r
435. Loop your sentences constantly like a YT Short. "And that's why..." "God,
that's the eighth time, shut it!" - GamerTPGT
436. When talking, casually make your voice sound more like a cowboy. "And then he
told me I couldn't shit my pants, but I wasn't gon' take dat shit. Nuh-uh. I'm not
a damn bitch like them bastards in the river. They're high as shit." - platy
437. Pretend to be a huge fanboy for a fake celebrity. - GamerTPGT
438. Start a conversation with a stranger in very good english and when they talk
back, say ''i dont speak english" Bonus points if you change your dialect
completely - ThatonePizzamaker
439. Make a fake FREAKBAiT video and show your friend. - gamertpgt
440. Go up to a random person and say: “Wait, that’s the guy from the news!” And
run away as fast as possible. - SuchoMimicYT
441. During conversation, ocassionally reply to your friend "That reminds me of the
war..." and then refuse to elaborate. - Azure
442. WHILE SHOE SHOPPING, SEE HOW MANY SHOEBOXES YOU CAN TAKE TO A SINGULAR BENCH
UNTIL AN EMPLOYEE STOPS YOU - nonsense_real
443. Some time in conversation, apologize and say "You're not you when you're
hungry!" before wolfing down a Snickers bar. Proceed to act completely differently.
- honestlygl_tchy3046
444. Place blades of grass all over your friend's gaming setup so that they can
touch grass. - therealelement75
445. act like you have never heard of basic objects like pillows or glasses and
don't give in no matter how far it goes, the goal is to get in a huge fight - Raine
446. ask someone "is everything alright?" if they say yes, gasp and reply "even
war?" - wuuz
447. Call a friend with your phone, ask them to help you find the phone itself, and
then hang up. - Azure
448. place a bunch of roses and a letter that says "I still miss you - Love Susan"
on a random person's doorstep - LondonAnimationz
449. already but for todays mission buy a big cucumber and oil at a convience store
and while theyre checking it out keep telling the cashier "im just makin food" -
DuckLord
450. ask for change at a store with a coin counting machine, then immediately turn
that change back into cash and do it all over again - ryan baker
451. Mutter very strange things in front of your friends. “I need to fuck something
today…” “You need help. Seriously.” - platy
452. Walk away from an area with your pants halfway up your ass. “Someone gang-
stalked me..” - platy
453. get off YouTube. “Yup you’re done with YouTube for the day. Nuh uh I don’t
care that you just got on.” *Video fake loops* “Todays Mission- I SAID GET OFF
YOUTUBE!” - v1zk0r
454. "You.. Yeah, you! Eat your veggies, your proteins and shit, ya' need to be
healthy!" "Voidman, nobody gives a shit about what these gremlins eat. Let it go,
bub." - platy
455. go up to a stranger acting as if they're a childhood friend, then bring up
random events and claim you did them together. - that one memer
456. Ask a cafeteria to refill your water bottle, and when they say yes, show them
your hands in the shape of a cup and then smile! - ceapa verde
457. Start a conversation with two different people, whisper "keep him distracted"
to one of them, and then walk away. - life enjoyer
458. Go down a children's slide at a public park and scream like it was a roller
coaster. - TrustingLizard
459. Walk by a cop while wearing a paper drawn police badge, and say "Pretty bright
day, isn't it fellow officer?" - azure
460. when in a public restroom, throw a bunch of confetti in a random stall -
londonanimationz
461. come up to a random person and say “YOU FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY” then walk away -
The Fifth Yonko
462. While with friends, whenever a different person talks to you, start your
response with "Hello" everytime, while directly looking at them in the eye. - azure
463. DROP A COIN, AND WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO PICK IT UP. IMMEDIATELY RUN OVER AND SAY
"thats mine." - zachattack2510
464. while in conversation randomly raise your eyebrows at the person your talking
to - duck lord
465. While at a restaurant, stand up and shout "May I have your attention please",
and when everyone is looking at you, just say "Thank you for your attention", and
keep eating. - iroggi_35
466. ask for their birthday, whatever they say, pull out a calculator and act
bewildered. - type-o
467. TODAYS MISSION: Go on someone's stream and send a chat message saying: "TODAYS
MISSION: Go on someone's stream and send a chat message saying: (the video loops)"
- Vortexizinho
468. Hang up a poster for a business that is no where near the location you live at
- ToastyTam
469. Go to a public space, then sit down with a gaming controller or keyboard and
look straight ahead while pressing random buttons/keys. - ItsLychon
470. Next time you're ordering pizza for a party, order a pizza type with specific
toppings, and then ask to make modifications until the pizza is just a Hawaiian
pizza. - Seb Wise

childish outfit) - 𝓝𝓮𝓹𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓮

471. Ask someone out and take em to a McDonald's playplace (bonus if you wear a

472. Call an Uber to take you across the street - Minecraft_Ash1

473. came up to the shop staff and say "can you help me find this item?" and when
staff is looking for it then just walk away before they find it - Ajnoscz
474. go to a stranger with a compass, and ask him "which way is up?". - ceapa verde
475. while out in public, walk around with your hands out as if you're a director
trying to frame a scene - Soli
476. Pretend the floor is lava in public and jump from safe spot to another. - J B
477. OFFER A CARWASH TO SOMEONE AND WHEN THEY ACCEPT, DIRECT THEM TO THE NEAREST
CARWASH - Zach
478. Greet your friends in a very physical way, and when they ask you how you're
doing, nonchalantly tell them that you're doing pretty good but you've got scabies
- SamG
479. Before your friend arrives at your house, set up banana peels, so that when
they arrive, you can comically slip. - ToastyTam
480. while in public ask someone have you seen my baby - cookingwithmike
481. call a random person 3 times saying "is this Dave?" then call them again and
say "hi this is Dave did someone call?" - Alex Harris
482. in the middle of a conversation say excuse me and walk into a room for 10
seconds and come back like nothing happened - IKEscountryballs
483. Ask a stranger if they know what time it is, and when they start telling you,
respond with: "Nah, I like mystery" and walk away - SamG
484. When someone is wearing a shirt with nothing on it, go up to them and say “I
love that band!” - wuuz
485. hand your friend a penny then say "keep the change" then walk away and come
back with a cup and a cardboard with "anything helps" and ask for spare change -
F0x7G4m3s
486. Dressed like a robber says hands down , its a giveaway and start giving away
fake monopoly money - Akaze bazinga
487. Go to a garage sale with a pillow and blanket and ask "How much for the
garage?" - Minecraft_Ash1
488. Go up to a stranger with a folder that says "classified" on it and say "I got
the job done boss" - Åsbjørn Thorvald
489. go to a stranger, ask for the date, whatever they say pull out a calculator
and a paper with random formulas and act bewildered. - type-o
490. Make a phone call to a job you don't work, and say "You're fired!", then cut
the call. - Azure
491. While with a friend, wear sunglasses and ask them "Why are you naked?"
pretending you have X-Rays. - Azure
492. In conversation, check your wrist and say "well would you look at the time"
then continue the conversation - bloot
493. Take a hotdog and take a bite out of it in front of someone and ask if they
want any. - stilltargets captures
494. Go into a public bathroom with a water bottle full of yellow liquid. When a
stranger walks in, start pouring it into the sink while making direct eye contact.
- MCSTEVEYESH Gaming
495. Describe to your friend what air taste like. - ceapa verde
496. being a full glass of water everywhere you go and drink a little more
throughout the day - dankman
497. While your friend is charging their phone, unplug the phone, but leave it so
it still looks like its charging. -Nostra
498. After ending an encounter with a friend, leave walking backwards while looking
directly at them. - Azure
499. Put "Beware of the dog" sign on a pet store door. - Azure
500. While on a train, when the train starts moving, loudly say, "CHOO, CHOO!" -
Nostra
501. throughout the day, verbaly use emojis during conversation ( Dude thats crazy
“laughing emoji”) - @juicebox2263
502. put a bunch of Tic-Tacs in a pill bottle and chug them while having a normal
conversation with someone, and act like nothing happened - spenceranderson1012
503. During conversation, start delaying your left eye whenever you blink, overtime
make the delay longer. - RXSE.BULLET
504. Go to a random Youtube comment and reply with “why do I see you everywhere?”
as if it’s a bot comment - barackdrinksWD40