SOS HOTEL End of The Road - Adam Vex
SOS HOTEL End of The Road - Adam Vex
SOS HOTEL
BOOK 10
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ADAM VEX
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CONTENTS
CONTENT WARNING
Blurb
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
A series of books?
ZEE’S LIST OF VICTOR’S MANY NAMES
About the (real) author
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CONTENT WARNING
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~ Zee
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BLURB
Being on the road has been fun an' all (no, it hasn't). Van life is awesome (it
sucks, there's no room for my fabulousness). But all good things must end,
according to Fancy Fangs. He's wrong. Good things should last forever.
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CHAPTER 1
SUN, sea, and sand. Okay, so maybe Zee wouldn’t much like the sand, but
after everything we’d been through, the beachfront villa in Florida
surrounded by swaying palms and twinkling ocean was a slice of paradise
we sorely needed. Finally, we were getting our vacation.
“Mi casa es su casa,” Toby said, guiding us back into the spacious
living room after our brief tour.
A pool, a TV bigger than our bed back at the SOS Hotel, a bed bigger
than the TV, a well-stocked bar, and a view of the ocean from every front-
facing window . . . and there were a lot of them.
I didn’t know what to say. I’d never seen a house as fancy as this. Or
one so close to the ocean.
“I mean yeah, it’s alright, I guess.” Zee’s tail swept back and forth,
attempting to play down his excitement.
Toby snorted a laugh. “It’s probably not as grand as your hotel. But you
guys saved me, so you’re welcome to make yourself at home.”
“It’s great.” I couldn’t have hidden my grin if I’d tried. “Thank you.”
The shower had two heads. Two! For two people showering together. That’s
a thing humans had thought of. And this house had it.
“Thank you guys for saving my ass on the road. I mean it.” Toby
grinned too, making the lines on his face crease. Trolls always looked older
than they were. On the road, he’d told us he was the youngest brother in a
big family. I hadn’t asked much more, fearing we’d get into sibling
territory, and as mine wanted to eat me, my friends, and the rest of the
world, family talk had been off limits.
“Oh, and hey.” Toby scooped up a remote and pointed it toward the big
wall of windows. At the push of a button, the windows dimmed. “UV
filters . . . for you know, the sun intolerant.”
We all turned to Victor, lurking at the back of the room near the open-
plan kitchen, as far away from any sunlight as was possible in a house made
from eighty percent glass.
“Appreciated,” he said, not sounding all that appreciative. He’d been
unusually quiet on the last leg of our journey—quieter than his typically
brooding vampire self. He was probably hangry, as Zee often said, because
he hadn’t had blood in a while. With our unexpected guest tagging along,
we hadn’t had the privacy to get up close and personal during the last few
days.
“Gah, I gotta take this.” Toby plucked a vibrating phone from his
pocket. “So uh, you guys get comfy, and I’ll be back later tonight to see
how you’re settling in.”
“Okay, sure.” I followed Toby toward the main entrance at the back of
the house, shoes squeaking on the smooth marble floors. “Thank you again.
This is really . . . It’s super great.”
“Hey, you’re welcome, Adam.” Toby smiled one more time, opened the
door, and stepped out. On the step, he hesitated and turned back. “So uh . . .
just uhm . . . Maybe don’t wander too far, alright? There’s not much around
here but palm trees anyway, but a few of the locals aren’t all that Lost Ones
friendly and I wouldn’t want you to get caught up in something . . . bad.”
“Oh, sure, that’s fine. What would we need to leave for anyway?” I
laughed, brushing off his concern. “We have everything we need right
here.” We had hostile locals in San Francisco too. We’d be alright.
“Yeah, that’s right.” He looked me dead in the eyes and repeated, “You
don’t need to leave.”
“Uhm . . . sure?” Hadn’t I already said we wouldn’t? What was he
waiting for? “Uhm . . . Thanks again?”
A quick smile dashed across his lips. “Later, gator.” And off he went,
striding down the path, his creased suit jacket flapping in his haste. He
hurried past our rusted pink minivan slumped on the drive and jogged down
the sidewalk, disappearing along the road lined with palm trees and little
else.
Was that warning weird? No. Probably not . . . Maybe?
I shrugged it off and closed the door. Since we’d fled the Pacific
Northwest trying to outrun my brother, and ended up in not-so-nice
Minnesota—leaving the hotel there in ruins, and maybe a murder charge
hanging over my head—my mind wasn’t all that clear. But it was nothing a
hot shower, fresh clothes, some good food, and the company of my two
favorite people wouldn’t fix.
“Kitten. I iz in fuckin’ demon heaven!” Standing by the couches in the
living room, Zee threw out his arms. His wings poofed into sight, raining
fizzing sparks. “This is the best place we’ve visited, and no weird-as-fuck
cameras or creepy concierges.” He tilted back on his heels and fell into the
couch, demon-spreading all his fabulous self across the many cushions.
With a huge sigh, all of him melted into place, molding to the couch.
“Imma like Florida. I can tell.” He beamed.
“Adam, would you like a coffee?” Victor asked from the super clean
and shiny open-plan kitchen.
“Oh, uh . . . yeah.” I headed over and watched him fuss about finding
some mugs, then the bag of ground coffee.
“There’s whiskey in the minibar,” Zee said, lolling his head back and
peering over at us through sleepy, half-closed lashes.
We’d only just arrived. Would whiskey be appropriate? “Oh, I don’t
know if I should drink his whiskey.”
“You heard Toby, he’s grateful. It’d be fuckin’ rude not to partake of his
kind hospitality.”
That was true. I didn’t want to be ungrateful. “Later, for sure.”
Zee sighed a long, relaxing sigh, then shot to his feet. “Imma check out
the pool.” He slid open the tinted doors, letting in the sound of the ocean
and rustling palms.
The air here smelled of damp salt and hot sand. It was heavy with
humidity too, and I found myself wondering what it would be like to fly
over Florida’s golden shores. I probably shouldn’t, though. People didn’t
take too kindly to massive dragons overhead.
We were a long way from San Francisco, and hopefully from my
brother. Maybe, just maybe, we could relax here for a while. Take a
breather. Allow ourselves some much-needed personal time. And there was
one among us who definitely needed some extra attention.
“Hey, you okay?” I asked Victor.
He stared at the coffee maker as though he could will the coffee from
the beans. “Indeed.”
“It’s just . . . you seem a bit tense—”
“Whoo!” A huge splash outside rained pool water over the windows.
Zee had flung himself into the pool . . . with his clothes on. Although he
wasn’t wearing much to begin with. I snorted a laugh, but Victor hadn’t
looked up from the machine. Something was bothering him. Reaching out, I
laid my hand on his where it rested on the counter.
He finally raised his head. “My apologies. I . . . have some concerns
about our current situation, but I do not want to dampen your mood. You
certainly deserve to enjoy yourselves.”
“So do you.” I tucked myself against his side, and his arm automatically
looped around me, pulling me closer. “What’s on your mind?”
A whole array of micro-expressions crossed his typically stern face
seconds before he stifled them. “Perhaps I am overthinking a few things.
It’s likely nothing to be concerned about.” He smiled, and grabbing the
coffee jug, poured me a cup. “Why don’t you freshen up. We’ll discuss it
later.”
“I would, but now I know you’re overthinking something, I’m
overthinking what it might be.”
“That was not my intention.”
“So tell me, and we can overthink together while Zee has fun.”
Victor inhaled, and poured a second cup for himself. “Very well. Adam,
there are some inconsistencies in Toby Skrinde’s character that I believe
warrant further consideration. I presume you noticed the weapon he
carried?”
“Oh, the gun? Yeah, but I figured maybe Lost Ones have some issues
here and might need some extra protection?”
“I had also come to a similar conclusion. However, Toby’s attire is of an
exceedingly good quality, and likely tailored to his smaller frame.
Especially as there are few well-made suits that fit trolls. Personal tailoring
is not cheap.” Victor would know.
“It’s clear he has some money.” We only had to look around the living
room to see that.
“Well, yes, but the car we passed on the side of the highway prior to
rescuing him was an old, poorly-maintained wreck.”
“So is our van,” I snorted.
“But we do not have excess funds, whereas, if we assume the suit is
tailored and this villa belongs to our host, then he clearly has the monetary
means to purchase a newer vehicle.”
“Perhaps he likes beat-up old cars?”
“Also possible. But several times during our journey, Toby discreetly
used his phone while you drove and Zodiac dozed. He assumed nobody was
watching, but did not account for the rearview mirror, or me.”
When he laid all those little things out like that, Toby did sound a bit
suspicious. “But is it also possible that all those things are just normal
things and we’re so used to running—being on the road—that everything
starts to look suspicious when you don’t get much sleep . . . or blood?”
A small smile thawed the concern on his face. “As I said, I may be
overthinking this.”
“You’re right, you’re overthinking it, but also maybe not.” I took his
coffee from his hand and set it down on the counter beside me, then
stretched onto my toes and wrapped my arms around his neck. Victor
peered down, his dark eyes aswirl with silvery vampire power. “We’ll
mention it to Zee later. Right now, though, we really need a break from
thinking.”
The firm press of Victor’s hands settled on my lower back, drawing me
closer. He bowed his head and teased a kiss so close to my lips I imagined I
could already feel his mouth on mine. He waited, and the heat of
anticipation sizzled between us.
“You know what else I think?” I whispered.
“Hm?”
“That there’s a double shower calling our names.”
“My dear.” His voice had dropped an octave into warm, smooth,
chocolatey levels. “I desire nothing more.”
I turned my head to catch a glimpse of Zee doing backstroke laps in the
pool. Victor’s firm fingers caught my jaw, but instead of turning my head,
he held it still. The soft touch of his lips on the corner of mine summoned a
smile and delivered a thrill that spilled all the way to my toes. He tilted my
head, exposing my neck, and sent those fluttering kisses down my jaw to
the beating pulse point, where his lips sealed and his tongue swept, but no
fangs . . . not yet. He was teasing, and setting ablaze the embers that always
burned between us.
Zee wouldn’t mind if we indulged without him. In fact, he’d be all for
it.
The wild, ancient part of Victor peered out from behind those intense
eyes. “It has been some time since we were last intimate, and I fear, my
dear, I will not be gentle.”
My dragon heart skipped behind my ribs. “Do you hear me
complaining?”
Would Toby mind that the first thing we did after he’d generously
allowed us to stay in his house was to have desperate vampire-daddy sex in
the double shower?
Too bad if he did, because this was happening, and nothing short of an
earthquake would stop us.
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CHAPTER 2
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CHAPTER 3
ONE GOOD THING TO come out of the news was that if Syros was in
San Francisco actively spreading bad news about us, then he wasn’t in
Florida. We had some breathing space.
As the sun set, Victor—now regrettably wearing clothes—gathered
some drinks from the minibar and we sat out on the dusk-lit deck, with the
ocean stretched along the horizon and palms swaying on either side of the
house. Stars sparkled in the great expanse of black above, interrupted by
just a few sweeping clouds. Crickets chirped in nearby grasses. It truly was
magical.
After telling Zee all about our Toby suspicions, and him agreeing it was
peculiar, it didn’t change much. We still had to wait for Toby to show so we
could borrow a phone.
I sipped my whiskey and watched Victor teaching Zee how to fold a
piece of paper into a swan. Victor was back in his tired suit, and Zee had
thrown on some kind of threadbare half top that showed his middle, and
slim black pants. Getting Zee to sit still for any length of time was a miracle
in itself, so he had to be really into the origami making. He dutifully folded
each crease just like Victor beside him, but somehow, when they both
produced their swans . . .
“Eh, voila!” Zee announced, then screwed up his face. “Why the fuck
does mine look a demented duck?”
“It requires some practice, that is all. Your . . . attempt is an . . .
ambitious first try.” Of course, Victor’s swan was paper perfection.
“You’re just sayin’ that because you’re in a good mood from fuckin’
Adam earlier.”
Victor’s lips ticked and his gaze skipped to me. “I’ll not deny it.”
Zee picked up his paper swan and flicked it into the air. It spun, then
flopped into the pool and sank like a rock. “You gonna tell me, then?” he
asked with a smirk, sharp demon teeth catching starlight.
“Tell you what?” Victor asked. He did look good in the evening light,
reclined in the chair, all smooth sophistication and masculine elegance. Red
hues from the dying sunlight touched his pale face, igniting a spark of heat
in his cool eyes.
“You’re sitting there glowing with post-sex smugness, an’ you ain’t
gonna tell me what superpower you got from fuckin’ Adam without me?”
I’d forgotten about our power-up situation. Back in Minnesota, Zee had
gotten a massive boost when he and I had been intimate. Something about
my dragon abilities enhanced Zee’s natural incubus skills, turning him into
a sex god—much to his delight—but only when we were alone. We’d
wondered if Victor would get the same. But Victor wasn’t an incubus, and
none of this was an exact science.
“I admit to feeling refreshed, but I cannot say either way whether I’ve
gained any additional abilities.”
Zee narrowed his eyes. “I knew it. You got extra boring powers.”
I chuckled and even Victor made a strange, deep rumbling sound that
was almost like laughter.
“Maybe fantastic Adam sex makes you less grumpy?” Zee grinned.
“It certainly did that.”
“You know that thing Adam does, when he’s getting all fired up—” Zee
leaned closer to Victor. “Starts to mumble, then gets all growly, right?”
“I do indeed.” Victor smiled.
Oh, okay, we were doing this. Heat touched my face. “Guys, I’m sitting
right here.”
“Then scoot off.” Zee fluttered his fingers with a smile. “Me an’ Sexy
Fangs gonna compare notes.”
“I’m going to get a refill.” I grabbed my empty whiskey glass and
returned to the living room, chuckling while they discussed the noises I
made during sex.
The clock on the wall read nine p.m. Toby would have to be back soon.
Hopefully. He’d let us use his phone, and then Leomaris would know all
about me, my brother, and the danger he posed. I should have told the SSD
agent long before now, but I’d been afraid Leomaris, like the others, would
try to stop Syros . . . and fail. Nobody else should die because of my
mistakes.
Zee had Victor openly laughing, and I stopped at the kitchen counter
and watched them through the glass doors. We might have been in a sticky
situation, but there was nobody else I’d want to be on the run with.
Something small, cool, and hard pressed against the base of my skull.
“Easy now,” Toby whispered. “I hear dragons can heal almost anything, but
a gunshot to the back of the head is gonna ruin your night.”
I slowly raised my hands, my gaze fixed on Zee and Victor. If they
looked this way, they’d see Toby.
“Not a wo—”
“You don’t want to do this,” I spoke over him. “You see those two out
there? They don’t look like much, but they will tear you in half for this,
without stopping to ask questions.”
“That’s why I brought backup.”
I saw them then, shadows moving along the walls. Victor and Zee were
distracted by each other. They’d see the movement too late.
I opened my mouth to yell a warning. Toby swung the gun, smacking
the back of my head. Pain bolted down my neck. “Gah.” I stumbled against
the kitchen counter, more irritated than hurt.
Glass shattered. I heard it explode, saw its shards tinkle against the
floor. Victor had moved. But I didn’t get to see the result. I spun, grabbed
Toby by the neck. His gun fired. A punch to my gut. Didn’t matter. I pinned
him to the wall. “You should not have done that.” My voice was no longer
that of the nice human, Adam, but something darker, deeper, and far more
deadly.
“STOP!” The command hit like a physical blow. Its intent washed over
me, but Toby, in my grip, turned stone-still. Only his eyes moved, blinking
furiously. The rest of him was frozen in place.
I set him down on wobbly, uneven legs, and rested his rigid body
against the kitchen countertop. His eyes darted about in panic.
“Holy frozen frog’s balls,” Zee gasped.
Stepping back so I could keep Toby in the corner of my eye, I turned to
find we had at least six new guests. All of them trolls, all armed, and all
frozen in various poses of attack. They’d used the shadows to hide
themselves, but they were out in the open now.
“It’s like a fucked-up Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, ’cept Fancy
Fangs is a whole lot sexier than that apple-lovin’ pale chick.”
Victor’s silver eyes blazed, fangs bared in a snarl. He was a twitch away
from going feral. Had he frozen them with one word?
“You can’t call them dwarves, Zee,” I mumbled, still trying to take in
what was going on.
“Oh, excuse moi. Maybe they shouldn’t fuckin’ try an’ ambush us,
then.” He cocked a hip, looking sassy in the broken door frame. “Ha, jokes
on them. Didn’t know Fancy Fangs could do this, did yah?” Zee strutted to
Victor’s side. “This was you, right?”
“It was.” Victor straightened, calming himself. “I can break their necks
in a blink. It’s quite the . . . thrill.” Oh-kay. A bit too calm, maybe?
“Fuck . . . Daddy Fangs has the scent of blood,” Zee drawled. “I would
not wanna be you guys right now.”
“Don’t kill them,” I warned. “We need to know why they’re doing this.”
“Uh, because they’re assholes?” Zee strutted up to the nearest uninvited
guest and poked him in the cheek. The troll didn’t move, his cheek just
dimpled and sprang back. His eyes revealed his terror, though. “This is
some badass superpower shit, Lord Murder Fangs. I like it.”
This was powerful, and a little unnerving. “Victor, can you maybe
unlock Toby so we can talk to him?”
Victor switched his glare to Toby, and whatever he did, it freed Toby’s
head from the voice spell . . . but just his head. He gasped and wheezed, but
the rest of him remained solid and immobile.
“By the Bridgekeeper, keep me safe. By the Bridgekeeper, keep me
safe,” Toby prayed.
“You should have thought of that before holding a gun to my head.” I
clamped a hand to my middle and winced at the blood that came away on
my fingers. “Another sweater ruined.”
“He fuckin’ shot you?!” Zee poofed to my side, saw the blood. His
nostrils flared. “You all gonna fuckin’ die now.”
Victor’s growl rumbled like thunder through the house.
“Wait. Guys. Relax a second.” I sighed at the whimpering Toby. “You
brought this on yourself.”
“We helped you, numbnuts,” Zee huffed. “And you shoot Adam? This is
very bad for you. Level fuckin’ eleven bad, you feel me?”
“S-s-sorry?” Toby whined. “Please don’t . . . kill me . . . Dad will be . . .
so mad.”
“You know who else is mad?” I asked, then pointed to our murder
vampire primed and ready to be unleashed. “He’s had a thousand years to
perfect his torture, just so you know. So tell me what’s going on and maybe
he’ll let you have your body back.”
Zee’s smile turned wicked. “You made the same mistake everyone does,
didn’t you? Thought we were weak, huh? Sucks to be you. Vic’s gonna take
those small balls of yours and pop ’em like grapes.”
Sweat beads glistened on Toby’s face. “Alright . . . I . . . I just know I
was supposed to follow your van.”
“Huh?” Zee asked.
“On the highway. But the cops pulled me over. They know my family,
know my face, but I saw you drive by and so I bolted to catch up—”
“Who told you to follow us?” I asked,
“My dad, he’s uh . . . he’s kinda the boss of the family business, you
know?”
“And your family business is . . . ?”
“Uh,” Zee stepped in. “The house, the gun, the suit? It’s drugs, Kitten.
It’s always drugs . . . or vampires, but mostly drugs. You got any in this
house?” he asked Toby. “For . . . evidence. Actually, it’s for me. Don’t
judge. This peak incubus got needs.”
“Uh, no, but I can get you some if you let me go?” Hope pitched Toby’s
voice higher.
“Yeah, no, I’m good. You can die.”
“So, your dad . . .” I asked Toby, steering us back on track. “The drug
boss—”
“Drug lord,” Zee corrected. “Troll mafia don, head honcho, bossman.”
“Thank you, Zee. I think I’ve got it.” Facing Toby again, we all tried to
ignore Victor’s growling that seemed to suggest our attackers didn’t have
long left. “He told you to bring us here, right?” Toby nodded. “Why?”
“No idea.”
Zee snorted. “Liar.”
“No, I don’t know! I just do what he tells me to do, go where he tells me
to go. He said to follow you. I was supposed to sabotage the van so I could
offer you a lift back here, but then you kinda offered first, so . . .”
Zee huffed. “You ungrateful dickface.”
“Yes, thank you, Zee. Alright, so Toby . . . you don’t know why your
drug-lord boss dad wants us?”
“No, I don’t know, I’m just a grunt. By the Bridgekeeper, please don’t
kill me. You can kill everyone else, but please, not me.”
“How’d you know we were even on that road, huh?” Zee asked. “We
never know where we gonna be.”
“You uh . . . you s-stopped at the cowboy museum,” Toby stuttered.
“They uh . . . posted it on social media. A visit from the famous h-
heroes . . .”
I sighed at Zee. “I told you we shouldn’t have stopped.”
Zee fluttered his lashes. “I needed a cowboy hat, Kitten. It was an
emergency.”
I’d begun to wonder if we were just not very good at being on the run.
Or hiding. “Why didn’t your dad just ask us to meet him, instead of going
to all this trouble?”
“I don’t know . . .” Toby sobbed. “I don’t know anything!”
“Then you are of no further use to us,” came Victor’s ominous growl.
“Wait.” I raised a hand. “Let’s not get ahead—”
A boom sounded from outside on the deck and a whole lot of things
happened at once. All the frozen trolls dropped to the floor, including Toby,
their heads bent at awkward angles. But Victor fell forward too, staggering,
teetering on unstable legs. Zee poofed in front of him, and caught Victor in
his arms. Blood stained the tattered remains of the back of his shirt.
On the deck stood another troll, smoking shotgun in hand.
He’d shot Victor.
I didn’t hesitate, didn’t slow. I strode toward the troll, who smirked back
at us, so proud he’d blown a hole in our vampire’s back.
He swung the shotgun toward me and pulled the trigger.
Boom!
Even as fiery buckshot scorched my chest, I kept right on walking
toward him.
He squeezed the trigger again.
Click.
“All out? Oh dear,” I said.
Click, click, click.
He looked at the gun, as though shocked it had let him down. I grabbed
it, tore it from his hands, flipped it around so I had hold of the handle, then
swung it like a bat.
The troll wasn’t smirking anymore. No, he lay on the deck with his neck
broken like the others.
Silence settled around us. Just the breeze through the palm trees and the
distant sound of waves.
I dropped the gun, and turned back to find Zee had scooped the
unconscious Victor off his feet and was cradling him in his arms. Around us
lay eight very dead trolls.
“Uhm . . . Kitten, did we just murder a mafia don’s son and a whole
bunch of enforcer bros?”
I chewed on my lip as the reality of the last few seconds began to sink
into my thawing thoughts. It did not look good. “Yeah?”
“Okay.” Zee blinked. “Maybe we should . . . run? Just a thought.”
“Yeah, I think that’s probably a good idea. Is Victor . . .”
“He’s okay, I think. Just bloody and out cold again.”
I sighed. “Okay, uhm . . . to the van?”
“To the van.”
Zee took Victor outside, and after I stuffed all our belongings back into
our bags, I found him out there, with Victor still in his arms, standing beside
the van.
A van with four slashed and very flat tires.
“So . . . I guess we walkin’?” Zee mumbled. Sirens sounded far off, but
getting closer. “Sure, because why the fuck not add some cops right now?”
Zee eyed the one road, and our only escape route unless we wanted to
swim. Our only choice was to follow the road—on foot—away from the
sirens and into the gloom, where more palms swayed and not a single light
lit up the dark. “I guess we go thaddaway.”
I spotted the blue lights now. If we were caught with eight dead trolls,
on top of all my brother’s bad publicity, Syros’s lies would see us arrested.
We couldn’t get caught. “Yeah . . . Let’s go.”
With our bags in my hands, and Victor in Zee’s arms, we headed into
the humid gloom where hopefully nothing else bad waited.
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CHAPTER 4
THE ROAD TWISTED AND TURNED, but the night was warm and
the stars were bright, so it wasn’t all bad. Huge leaning trees muscled out
the palms now, and a whole chorus of things chirped and chittered in the
dark.
“Is he awake yet?” I asked, peering over at Victor draped in Zee’s arms.
Zee jiggled him. “Does he look awake? No, he’s not awake, and he ain’t
gettin’ any lighter. Skinny as a pole does not mean he’s as light as one.”
“Shall I take him?”
“No, I got him.” He shifted Victor’s position. “What? Why you smirkin’
like that?”
“Nothing.” I smirked.
“Spit it out, Kitten.”
“It’s cute, that’s all. You carrying him, like you always do. You know,
after we first met him you claimed to hate him, but it was so obvious you
were secretly in love with Victor the whole time.”
“Ugh, I was not. If you remember correctly, you were in love with his
power-daddy vibes, an’ I caught them feels off you . . . like an STD.”
“I don’t think love works like an STD.”
“It fuckin’ does,” he snorted, not believing it for a second. “Else why
would I love such a stuffy, boring, neck-sucking, furniture-making fossil?”
“Sure.” I chuckled back. “You caught love off me.”
We ambled onward. The road had to go somewhere, right? Maybe
somewhere with a phone so I could call Leomaris and explain all this.
“Shouldn’t Sleepy McFang Face be awake by now?” Zee asked.
I tucked my thumbs into my pants pockets. “I think he got a power-up
like you did, and that’s why he was able to freeze the mafia trolls with only
a word. And it seems like maybe the boost at the same time as the shotgun
blast to the back knocked him out. Like you uh . . . you know . . .”
“Like I passed out when your tongue did the dirty on my dick back at
the Stephanie Hotel an’ I got god powers?”
“Uhm, yeah. Like that.”
“So you think he’s alright? We don’t need to take him to a vampire vet
or something?”
He didn’t look bad, but with only the light shining from the stars it was
real hard to tell. “Maybe we should see if he’s healed that gunshot wound?
It did look bad.”
Zee stopped. “Okay, imma pass him to you.” He dropped Victor’s feet,
propping up his limp body on the asphalt. “You grab him, an’ I’ll take a
look at his back.”
“Okay.” I widened my stance, and held out my arms—like a trust
exercise, but the person who was supposed to trust us was unconscious.
“You got him?” Zee asked, holding Victor under the arms, readying to
hand him over.
“Yup. Pass him to me.”
Zee shoved, and Victor dropped like a stone. “Wait!” I lunged, sort of
caught his wrist, and jerked Victor up into my arms with his arm flung over
my shoulder. His center of gravity shifted, threatening to flop him out of my
arms again. I twisted, scooping him around the waist.
“How am I gonna see the hole in his back if you’re dancin’ with him?
Hold still.”
“I just . . . need . . .”
Bright high beams blasted out of the gloom, illuminating the three of us
in a flood of blinding light. Zee screamed. His wings popped out, and for
some bizarre reason he covered his crotch, despite the fact he was wearing
clothes.
Light burned to the back of my night-adjusted eyes. I tried to shield
them from the glare, and caught sight of a figure behind an open car door. A
figure with a gun.
A shot barked.
Zee yelped again, then grabbed my arm and dragged me—with Victor
heaved over my shoulder—off the road, down a bank, and into a ditch.
Water sloshed around my ankles, slurping at my shoes. Victor slipped from
my grip and flopped against the bank. I grabbed him and slung him over my
other shoulder. Not easy, considering he’s real tall and I’m not.
“C’mon, run, Kitten!”
“Wait—” I stepped after Zee and dropped, up to my knees in slurpy
water. What was this place?
Shouts sailed behind us, chasing us down. Maybe it was Toby’s family
come to avenge him or the cops chasing us down or a pitchfork-carrying
mob. I really did not want to hang around to find out why they’d shot first
instead of asking questions. If we could get some space between us, we
could stop and regroup, then once Victor was safe and awake, I’d go back
and eat them all. Or not. Depending on whether they were good or bad
people.
We waded deeper. Water climbed up my thighs, sloshing from Zee’s
splashing ahead.
Finally Zee stopped our retreat, and leaned against some kind of
enormous tree with knotted roots that looked like frozen worms reaching
down beneath the water’s black surface.
“We’re far enough away, right?” Zee pressed a hand to his chest,
panting.
“Uhm, I guess?” Everything around us was black—black water, black
trees, black sky. No stars. Nothing.
“A sign back on the road said no swimming alligators, so we’re good,”
Zee said, mostly to himself.
“There was a sign about alligators?” I hadn’t seen any sign.
“Yeah, they can’t swim ’cause of their fur.”
“Oh yeah, sure, probably.” Zee had asked me what an alligator was a
few days ago, when Toby mentioned Florida had them. The hotel’s
reference books had been very clear, and had a whole section about
alligators being small furry creatures that ate grains, like mice.
“Furry things can’t swim,” Zee said with confidence, so he must have
been right.
“Oh. Okay.” I wasn’t sure why there needed to be a sign telling
everyone alligators couldn’t swim. Maybe it was a Florida thing.
We fell quiet . . . and everything else had fallen quiet too. Earlier, it had
seemed like there were a million critters chittering out here, but not
anymore. The silence was . . . weird. Wasn’t it? Maybe we’d disturbed
them. Hopefully they were all very small, cute, and harmless. Like
alligators.
“You think we’re safe?” Zee whispered.
I couldn’t hear the people anymore, or see any headlights. “Maybe.”
“Okay, imma turn my lights on.” Gradually, a soft purple hue
illuminated the waist-deep water around us, radiating off Zee’s wings in
gentle purple waves.
“Wow . . .”
“I know, I’m fuckin’ amazing. But also, Fancy Fangs’s head is
underwater, so you might wanna—”
“Oh!” I hitched Victor up, creating a waterfall from all his messy hair.
Zee reached out, offering to hold him, so I scooped our limp, very wet
vampire into his arms.
Victor’s head flopped face first into Zee’s shoulder, but I could see all of
his back now.
“Okay, so his shirt is all torn,” I said. “But his skin’s all healed up,
which is probably good because there’s weeds and green slime all over him,
and me, and your wings, Zee. But he’s definitely not dead.”
“Not dead is good.” Zee grinned, and I grinned back, only now realizing
how worried I’d been.
Our bags were back on the road. We were in the middle of some kind of
swamp, in an area we didn’t know, with nothing but the wet clothes on our
backs . . . but we had each other. If we had each other, we could accomplish
anything. We were going to be just fine.
Zee’s grin froze on his face, then crack by crack, fell away. “So, maybe
don’t look,” he mumbled through firm lips. “But there’s fuckin’ glowing
eyes . . . everywhere.”
“What?” Of course I looked.
The purple glow from Zee’s wings lit up what appeared to be a thousand
eyes shining from the gloom. Small eyes, biggish eyes, oddly blinking eyes.
I swallowed hard. That was a whole lot of critters. And we were in their
back yard.
“Whadda we do?” Zee whispered.
If these little guys were anything like gremlins, then we’d need a Little
Jimmy to talk to them. But being all out of pixies, out best option was to get
out of their territory. “You know . . . I think it’s best if we keep moving.”
“Yup, uh-huh, okay.” Zee flopped Victor over his shoulder and we
inched backward, around the big tree and away from the army of eyes. Zee
dimmed his glow, hiding us from the thousand eyes, but without his glow,
we also had no idea where those creatures the eyes belonged to had gone.
Which was worse.
A chirping sound tittered somewhere off to our left. Then another, a
little ways behind. Then a throaty croak from our right.
A chill skittered down my spine, despite the warmth. “We need to get
out of the water.”
“Trees are too thick. Can’t . . .”
I could have shifted, but it would have been like setting of a dragon
bomb, and not the best way to make new friends. We could really have used
Victor’s expertise on this. He would have known whether anything
watching us was dangerous or friendly.
“Wait, I think I see a light . . .” Zee whispered, changing course through
the gloom.
The water had risen above my waist and tugged on my shirt. Something
bumped my leg. Probably a rotten log. Nothing to be concerned about.
Zee stopped. “Summink touched my leg,” he hissed.
“Mine too. Just keep moving.”
“That’s easy for you to say. I’m the bait out front.”
“You want me to go in front?” I was a big scary dragon, after all.
“Yup, you die first. I’m carrying the vampire.”
I shuffled around Zee and waded through the soupy water toward the
blinking light in the distance.
“You think he’s faking bein’ asleep and fuckin’ laughing inside right
now?”
It was possible. Victor’s humor did skirt toward the darker side. He’d
probably have been finding all of this hilarious had he been awake to enjoy
it. Although . . . he did not like getting messy or having his hair tangled, so
he wasn’t going to be too happy about that when he did eventually wake—
“Do not move,” Victor said, still slung over Zee’s shoulder.
I stopped.
Zee bumped into my back. “Oof.”
“Demon, there is an alligator approaching—”
Zee chuckled. “The fuck—I thought you were gonna say something is
gonna eat us. Alligator? Pfft. You have no idea what we’ve had to deal with,
and your ancient ass is worried about a cute, fluffy—”
Zee and Victor vanished in a thrash and splash of water.
Gone.
Both of them.
Suddenly alone, I stared at the rippling black water that had just eaten
my demon and vampire.
“Guys?!”
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CHAPTER 6
AFTER CHECKING each other over for leeches and cleaning up Victor’s
arm, we began to feel half way to normal again. Normal for us, anyway.
The shack was cozy, although it did feel as though we’d stumbled into
bookclub night, with fewer books and more pickup trucks.
The people chatted like old friends or family members. They didn’t
seem to mind us, but didn’t go out of their way to introduce themselves
either. We were obviously outsiders.
Hooper vanished into a kitchen area at the back of the shack, then
returned with tumblers on a tray, offering the drinks to everyone. When he
got around to us, Victor took a glass and discreetly sniffed it while Hooper
was offering one to me. Victor’s slight nod said it was okay to drink.
After our last stop on the road had us encountering drugged lollipops
and sandwiches, we’d become a bit suspicious of freebies.
“Do uh . . . do you have a phone we can maybe use?” I asked, after
setting my glass down.
“No signal out here,” Hooper replied, then nodded at the small TV
mounted high on the wall. “Barely get a signal for that.”
A baseball game showed on screen, but the interference blurred out
most of the details.
“May I ask . . . where are we exactly?” Victor spoke up.
“South of Gator Park.”
Zee gulped and whispered, “Gators have a whole fuckin’ park?”
“I see,” Victor continued. “And how far is the nearest town where we
might find a phone?”
“A few hours’ drive in that direction.” He thumbed over his shoulder,
then blinked oddly out of order, one eye blinking at a slightly different time
to the other.
“Is anyone leaving later? Someone we might get a lift with?” Victor
asked.
“Apologies friends, but not tonight. Wait till morning, then maybe.”
Hooper headed back to the kitchen, leaving me, Victor, and Zee to huddle
closer. We really did need to get to a phone, and waiting until morning
wasn’t an option if we wanted to get ahead of the massacre we’d left
behind.
“A few hours’ drive is likely a day’s walk,” Victor said. “I’d rather do so
at night, for obvious reasons.”
“Yeah, okay. Zee, you up to it?”
Zee looked up from fishing a speck of something out of his glass.
“Huh? Why wouldn’t I be?”
“Uhm, your leg—”
“You fainted,” Victor pointed out.
Zee’s expression blew wide with disbelief. “The fuck? I did not.”
“I was there, and you did.” Victor blinked slowly, hiding his smugness.
“Into my arms, precisely.”
Zee snorted a laugh. “Fuck off, that did not happen. I would know if I’d
fainted, and nope, don’t remember that.”
Victor arched an eyebrow, but left it at that. We all knew it had
happened, including Zee. “Are you up for a several-mile trek?” Victor
asked him.
Zee rolled his eyes. “You guys do know I have these amazing things on
my back called wings, right?”
“Okay, so we walk out of here, find a phone, call Leomaris, and
hopefully they send some help. We can explain the whole Toby incident
then, and get this all cleared up.”
“You mean explain how Victor murdered a mafia don’s family?” Zee
said. “Igniting a blood feud that’ll last for generations? Netflix gonna love
it.”
“It was an accident,” Victor grumbled. “I was not expecting the shotgun
blast to my back. It was an easy mistake to make.”
“Uh-huh, sure. I’m sure Toby’s crime-boss daddy is goin’ to be totally
fuckin’ fine with you twitching and accidentally snapping his son’s neck in
half.”
“He has other sons,” I said, then shrugged when they both looked at me.
“I’m just sayin’, it’s not as though we wiped out his entire family. Just that
one guy.”
“I doubt that will ease his thirst for vengeance, but at this stage we can
hope,” Victor agreed.
“Okay, so I guess we’d better get moving . . .” Hearing my name from
the TV’s crackling speakers, I looked over . . . and spotted a vague outline
of someone who looked a lot like me on the screen. The words WANTED
FOR MURDER scrolled across the bottom. Of course the signal had
improved, so the words were crystal clear at that precise moment.
The heads of all eight people in the shack swiveled toward me.
“So uhm . . . we’re gonna uh . . . go . . .” I got to my feet and heard Zee
and Victor do the same. “It was nice meeting you all.” While I was crossing
the floor, the glares stayed locked on me, but the TV had gone back to
unrecognizable static. “Enjoy the rest of your uhm . . . meeting.”
Hooper made his way over and escorted us back outside to the dirt lot
and the parked trucks.
“Stick to the road,” he said. “There’s a whole lot of critters in these
waters that’ll chew you city folk up like candy.”
I couldn’t really explain that I was the biggest critter of them all, so we
just thanked him and headed up the dirt track, away from the little shack
and its lonely light. Gloomy darkness quickly swallowed us, but there was
just enough light from the stars to illuminate the track ahead.
We didn’t talk much. Our situation wasn’t great. We were a long way
from home, and the story out there about us wasn’t a friendly one. If we got
picked up by local law enforcement, or even the local SSD, things would
get rough unless we could get hold of Leomaris. Some places didn’t like
Lost Ones, and sometimes the people who were hired to help folks made
them disappear instead.
“I can fly on ahead . . . see if there are signs of life anywhere . . .” Zee
offered, then plucked a bit of dried algae from his purple hair.
“We already know it’s going to be a long walk, and I imagine from
above we’ll be difficult to see on your return. I do not want you to get lost
in this environment. I believe we should stay together.” Victor walked on,
his footfalls a lot lighter than Zee’s and mine behind him.
Zee jogged to fall into step beside him. “Wait, are you looking out for
me, Fancy Fangs?”
“Of course.”
“Huh.” Zee ambled along, curiously quiet. Quiet enough for Victor to
notice.
“This is typically the point at which you ignore my advice and proceed
with whatever dangerous or risky idea you have already decided is the best
course of action.”
“Nuh-uh, I don’t ignore your advice.” Zee’s Victor voice was spot on. “I
listen to it very carefully and go do the exact opposite.”
That got a chuckle out of Victor. “I see. Then your willful disobedience
is deliberate.”
“Exactly. Now he’s gettin’ it. It’s almost like you be learnin’. Not bad
for a fossil.”
“Thank you. I think.”
Zee snorted, and at the same time, ruffled his wings open into the
visible spectrum. “Willful disobedience, here I come.” He flapped a few
times, whipping up dust and grit, then took to the air. “My wings glow,
Fossil Fangs,” he called back. “When you see me, call out, an’ I’ll find you
again. Night-flying problem solved. Be right back, Kitten.”
Victor and I stopped to watch Zee’s purple glow vanish into the sky.
“At least his willful disobedience is predictable,” I said.
“I should know better than to advise him when he’ll do what he likes
regardless.”
“He’s sort of right, though.” We began to walk again, listening to
crickets chirp and other things croak and chitter. “His wings do glow, so we
can spot him.”
“If we can see him, so will others. There is risk to his plan.”
“I guess, in his mind, there’s always risk.”
Victor waited a beat and said, “Zodiac is not immortal.”
A slight quiver in his voice had me looking over. Much of his face was
shaded by the darkness, but I caught the concern in his night-shining
vampire eyes. He really did care, just like Zee had picked up on. Despite
Zee’s strength and bravado, he was the most vulnerable of us. I could heal
almost anything—Victor too—but Zee only healed bad wounds when we
were intimate. Yet he still threw himself into danger without much thought
for his own safety.
“He’ll be fine,” I said. “He’ll come right back, I’m sure.”
“Yes, of course, you are correct.”
I knew how Victor was feeling, because I felt the same when I thought
of how they’d have to face my brother. Victor’s immortality wasn’t going to
stop Syros, and despite Zee’s new godlike powers, Syros would still be able
to crush him like a bug. When the final battle came and we faced Syros, I’d
be terrified for them.
I already was.
Victor stopped. “A vehicle . . . You hear it?” He tilted his head. “Headed
this way.”
We hurried off the road, skidded down the bank, and pressed ourselves
low in the brush, so we could see the vehicle but hopefully they wouldn’t
see us.
The grumble of an engine grew louder, then a bang as it backfired.
Headlights swept through the gloom, washing the track and everything
along it in pale white light. We hunkered lower. The pickup truck raced by,
kicking up grit, and as the sound of its engine faded into the night again, I
frowned. In the back had been three figures, each carrying guns.
“Hooper’s friends?” I whispered, staying low just in case there were any
more on the way.
“Possibly.”
A glowing meteor of purple glitter shot from the sky, landing
dramatically on the track. Panting, Zee straightened, ruffled his wings and
his hair around his horns. “D’yah miss me?”
“You’ve been gone for all of four minutes,” Victor said, straightening
and joining Zee on the track.
“Yeah, I know, so—” He took a breath, and lowered his wings, reducing
their glow. “Those guys? You know how I feel emotions? When I spotted
them below, I got muchos bad vibes off ’em. Also, they took a shot at me.
Missed . . . mostly.” He flung out his left wing, where a little bit of the
membrane had been torn free.
Victor’s growl silenced all the nearby chittering.
“Easy, Vic. I’m fine. But those guys are headed out to Hooper’s love
shack with bad intentions. Since they kinda helped me, and we’re supposed
to be heroes an’ all, my gut says we should maybe go back there . . . just in
case.”
I checked Victor’s expression.
“At the very least, we do not want to be blamed for two massacres in
one night,” he said.
“Good points, both of you. Let’s go back.”
“And bonus, maybe one of ’em will have a phone.” Zee shrugged.
We started back, walking faster now.
“I can fly ahead an—”
“No,” Victor snapped.
“Easy there, Bossy Fangs. I like the sass between the sheets, but out
here you ain’t the boss of me. Remember?”
“You are already wounded—”
“’Tis but a scratch.”
“No. While I know you are a capable warrior, those people were
carrying multiple shotguns, and having recently been on the receiving end
of a shotgun blast, I strongly advise you not to put yourself in front of one
of them.”
“That’s a lot of fuckin’ words for I love you an’ I don’t want you to die.
You can say it. We’re all grown-ups. Say the words . . . I love Zodiac. See,
so easy. Copy after me—”
Victor stopped. “I do love you, and I don’t want you to die, and frankly,
your insistence on throwing yourself into peril is—”
Zee grabbed Victor’s face and slammed a kiss onto his lips that had
Victor instantly melting into his embrace and clinging to Zee as though this
might be their last moment together. Zee parted from him with a chuckle.
Lust flashed purple in his eyes, and with a lick of his lips, he laughed and
shot into the sky.
“He is infuriating!” Victor growled, coming as close to a tantrum as I’d
ever seen from him.
A shotgun blast boomed in the distance.
“Go!” I told him. He and Zee could reach Hooper much faster than me.
Victor was gone in a whip of hair and vampiric blur, leaving me to
sprint up the track and hope I didn’t arrive too late to make a difference.
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CHAPTER 9
BREAKING the wall turned out to be less of an issue than the trolls
chasing after me. After scrambling over the rubble I’d made, I sprinted
across the lot and yanked open the pickup truck’s rear cab door. “Uh guys?
We have a problem.”
“Is it an Adam Vex and the seven dwarves chasing him kinda problem?”
Zee said, spotting the problem through the windshield, charging fast toward
us.
“Uh, there’s nine,” I panted from the back seat. “And they’re trolls, Zee,
not dwarves.”
“Fuck, right. Wow, they look angry. Like cute angry yard ornaments.”
“With guns,” Victor added.
“Uh, guys, actually, that’s not our problem.”
“It looks rather like a problem,” Victor said, eyeing the incoming trolls.
The lead troll pulled a gun and fired at the truck. A neat little hole
appeared in the windshield.
“Yikes!” Zee squeaked. “Drive, vampire! Like your fangs depend on it.”
Victor gunned the truck’s rattling engine and lurched us out onto the
road. But the mafia trolls changed direction, heading for their much faster
and shinier trucks.
“Can’t you eat them?” Zee asked me. He glanced behind me, through
the back window.
“Not near the gas station, unless you enjoy out of control explosions?”
“Okay, so . . . we lure them away,” he thought aloud. “Back out into the
leech-infested neverglades and you can eat ’em there? They look crunchy.”
“I would suggest that eating every problem we encounter is not going to
help when we plead our innocence to Agent Leomaris regarding the
unfortunate trail of murders we’ve already left behind.”
“Alleged murders,” I added for clarity.
“Some folks were definitely murdered,” Zee also added, for even more
clarity.
I eyed the string of trucks in the side mirror. Their high beams latched
on and lit us up. “This Skrinde guy really wants our attention. Maybe we
should trying talking to him?”
Victor’s side-eye suggested he perhaps wasn’t too keen on that idea.
“Talk to the drug lord whose son I killed?”
“By accident.”
“I doubt he’ll be concerned with whether it was an accident or not.”
We didn’t have many options. “We talk, or we murder all these guys
too, I guess. Because they don’t look like they’re going to stop anytime
soon.”
“They started it,” Zee said.
“Did you at least call Leomaris while inside the diner?” Victor asked,
skidding the truck off the main road, onto a dirt track that hopefully led
somewhere remote so I could get my dragon on without too many
witnesses. I still planned to try and talk us out of this, but eating them all
was a strong—and let’s face it, likely—Plan B.
“Uh, well, that’s the real problem I mentioned. So um . . . there’s
another Adam.”
The truck hit a rut in the road and rattled us in the cab like peas in a can.
Victor wrestled the wheel, but eventually wrangled the truck back under
control, bouncing it through and around potholes.
“Apologies. I became momentarily distracted by the terrain. Adam,
repeat your statement,” Victor asked.
“Yeah, so, there’s another Adam at home. A me, but also not me.”
“That doesn’t make sense, my dear.”
“I know . . . . but I saw him on the TV. He looks like me, talks like me.”
“Cosplay?” Zee suggested. We’d seen some convincing Adams at the
Stephanie Hotel’s LARP weekend.
“No, I don’t think so. A real, actual Adam Vex.”
“What the fucking fuck?”
“That’s what I thought . . . Or you know, sorta.”
“The loup-garou,” Victor said, then looked at me in the rearview mirror.
“She’s not dead.”
“Yeah . . . I figured it was her too.”
“How can she not be dead?” Zee exclaimed. “She fell all the fuckin’
way down that cliff.”
“Shapeshifter.” Victor’s face gathered all the shadows, making his dark
eyes shine.
Zee huffed a laugh. “So she just sprouted wings and fuckin’ flew
away?”
“Exactly.”
“Wait . . . She could do that? Shouldn’t you have planned for that, Your
Highness?”
“I was aware it was possible, but it did not occur to me that in her final
moments she’d have the wherewithal to shift. I assumed she had plummeted
to her death.”
“You assumed? You do know assumed makes an ass outtah you and me,
right?”
“We all thought that,” I said, and scowled over my shoulder at Zee. Zee
rolled his eyes and flopped back in the seat. Facing Victor again, I could see
the frustration on his face. “It’s alright, it’s not your—alligator!”
The truck’s lights highlighted the track ahead, and the biggest alligator
I’d ever seen. Which wasn’t saying much as I’d only ever seen one, but this
one was real big, and in the middle of the road.
Victor yanked the wheel, veering the truck wildly left. Headlights lit up
a swathe of trees we were definitely about to crash into. The truck’s nose
dropped, we plowed down a bank, and dove into the swathe of black
swamp. The windshield exploded. Water and glass surged in, and swirled
around us, quickly rising. My legs were soon underwater, then my waist.
Zee poofed. Gone for a second.
The water surged higher, slurping up my chest.
Victor turned in the driver’s seat, reaching for me.
Zee tugged open the door and yanked me out.
“Wait!” I spluttered. Victor . . . What about Victor? It all happened at
once—so much, so fast. Water bubbled and snarled, as though boiling
around the truck, sucking it under.
I swam away from the splashing, groaning, glugging noises, and
clambered up a bank. “Victor—”
The truck vanished below the water with a final glug, and so did Zee.
A few seconds later, Zee reappeared next to Victor, who looked like one
of those fancy dogs with long hair you see prancing around posh dog
shows . . . that had been thrown into a swamp. He spluttered, and waded
over, face peppered with weeds.
Oh dear . . . Vacations were definitely not our thing.
“I quit,” Zee said, flopping onto the bank. “I hate this place. I’m done. If
there’s a fuckin’ bloodsucking leech anywhere on my glorious body, imma
cry. And nobody wants to fuckin’ see that.”
A rattle of metal had all three of us peering up the bank toward the road,
where the high beams from the fancy trucks highlighted a line of trolls
pointing guns down at us.
Chatty troll smirked. “Mr. Skrinde would like a conversation.”
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“I TAKE it things did not go well,” Victor said, seeing our faces as he was
ushered into the back of the pickup truck with us.
“It was goin’ just fine until these dicks picked us up again.” Zee tutted
at our escorts, the driver and his literal shotgun partner. “Although I gotta
say, Sexy McSpicy Fangs, seeing your ass in those fine threads again
almost makes up for it.”
“Thank you. I think.” Victor settled into the seat to my right while Zee
admired him from my left. As usual, I was in the middle. Victor tugged at
his cuffs. “It does feel nice being back in quality clothing once more.
Especially as an alligator ate much of my previous suit.”
We’d been gone most of the day, so by the time we’d made it back to
the apartment building to collect Victor, the sun was well on its way to
setting behind the high-rises. Miami was even more glamorous and sparkly
at night.
“Gorgeous,” Zee said, probably gazing out the window.
I tore my gaze from the sprawl of colored lights and found him
watching me. A soft smile tugged at his lips, and my glance flicked to
Victor who I also found to be looking at me. And smiling. Oh, okay. Zee
meant me?
You’d think by now I’d be used to praise, but the dual weight of their
admiring gazes had me squirming. When you come from a world in which
your family will stop at nothing to kill you, it’s tough learning to bask in
positive energy. Maybe one day I’d just accept that I deserved good things
too . . . like their love.
It wasn’t long before we passed through a set of tall metal gates and
stopped outside a guard booth. Kat hadn’t been wrong about the enormous
gun. There it was, slung from the ceiling inside the booth. I’d never seen a
gun that big. The big hunk of metal was probably as long as Zee was tall.
What the heck was it designed to stop?
“Someone is compensating for summink, just sayin’ . . .” Zee remarked,
with a side-eye that meant we all knew what that thing was the drug lord
might be compensating for.
“Compensating for what?” Victor asked, leaning back in the truck’s
seat.
“Huh?” Zee asked.
The guard peered inside the truck, saw the two trolls up front, and
waved us through a second gate. Cameras recorded our passing from high
up on the fence posts.
“What is the mini-cannon compensating for?” Victor asked again.
Zee frowned. “Are you joking right now?”
“No. I do not believe so.”
“How do you not know this?” Zee gestured toward his own crotch.
“Compensating for a lack of firepower elsewhere, yah know?”
“Oh.” Victor lifted his chin. “I see.”
Shotgun Troll twisted in the passenger seat and glared at Zee. “You
sayin’ the boss has a small dick?”
Zee raised his hands. “Woah, does he know you talk about him like
that?”
“You said it, demon.”
“I was just admiring the big gun. Looks like you got dicks on the brain.
Some might say, therefore, you are a dickhead.”
Oh dear, was this some clever ploy to antagonize Shotgun Troll, or was
Zee oblivious to how he’d offended his masculine energy?
“You guys are small, so you probably need to compensate, is all I was
sayin’.”
“You sayin’ we all got small dicks?”
Zee spluttered a laugh. “What? Moi? Would I say something like that?
I’m sure you’re perfectly proportioned.”
I caught Victor’s less than subtle eyeroll.
It seemed Zee was just antagonizing Shotgun Troll because he could, or
because he was bored.
“And I suppose your dick is huge?” the troll snarled.
Zee preened. “Now that you mention it . . .”
“Is a penis-measuring contest truly necessary?” Of course that came
from Victor.
Shotgun Troll grumbled and faced ahead again. Zee had to pinch his lips
together, because . . . you know . . . penis.
During their conversation, the driver had threaded the big truck down a
smooth, winding driveway that had taken us through gardens, tennis courts,
and golf courses. Lots of open space and palm trees. And privacy. Where
some folks might possibly get disappeared and buried under the ninth hole.
Clearly, selling drugs paid well. What were the chances that Tom
Collins might know this guy?
The truck pulled around a splashing fountain, and a well-dressed
doorman jogged down the steps and opened our door.
“Do you think he gets the back door too?” Zee smirked, eyeing the
heavyset doorman as though picturing him naked.
“I suspect he’s more likely to be the ‘slam your balls in a door’ kind of
person,” Victor said, deadpan.
We both stared at Victor as we climbed the steps behind our escorts.
Victor side-eyed us, noticing our stares. “Apologies, was that too
much?”
“No, I fuckin’ like it when you get salty . . . weirdly.” Zee shivered all
over. “Jealous, Fancy Fangs?”
“That is a possibility.”
“Babe, you know you’re all mine, an’ I ain’t the kind to step out, right?”
Zee slung an arm around Victor’s shoulders and tugged him close.
“We’re Zee’s ke-ach,” I said.
Victor clearly knew the word and stopped dead in his tracks, holding up
our retinue of guards in the grand, glass-domed entrance foyer.
Zee eye-rolled, and stepping away from Victor said, “Don’t make it
weird.”
“Is that true?” Victor asked.
“Yes. Fuck. Obviously. Or I wouldn’t have said it.”
Did this ke-ach status have a more significant meaning than just mate,
and I was missing it? “It’s good, right?”
Victor’s wide eyes skipped to me. “We three are married—in demon
terms.”
Married. “Oh!” I beamed.
“Ugh.” Zee rolled his eyes. “I said don’t make it weird, and you go an’
make it weird.”
“Get a move on. Mr. Skrinde does not like to be kept waiting,” Shotgun
Troll said, urging us on with the end of the gun.
Zee stuck up a hand. “Hold up.” He stopped our group, made sure all
eyes were on him, and said, “I love you.” He pointed at me. Then at Victor.
“And I love you.” Pointing at the troll, he said, “Do not love you.” With a
flick of his wrist, he planted both hands on his hips. “There-fucking-fore—
lemme be clear, for the emotionally stunted vampires—I am yours and you
are mine, and that’s what ke-ach means.”
My heart swelled and my grin turned goofy. “You’re the best, Zee.”
Victor swallowed hard, and maybe he had a little something in his eye,
making him dab at his lashes. “I uh . . . Words are failing me.”
“That’s why there is a demon word for it . . . ke-ach.”
Shotgun Troll sighed. “Are you guys done with the Hallmark moment?”
Zee fluttered his fingers. “You may proceed.” Then tilted his head and
with a grin, whispered to Victor. “You don’t need to say anything, Vic.” Zee
touched his own chest, over his heart. “I feel it.”
Victor nodded, maybe a little afraid his voice would fail him. It had to
be tough for a vampire with a heart to go through life unloved, then to find
it with two misfits like us. But he was beginning to believe it, and believe
he was worthy.
We walked through the fancy house—although house was the wrong
word. Palace was more appropriate. Sprawling walkways led to different
sections, with much of the house being wide open to the elements. Maybe it
didn’t rain all that much here?
Finally we headed to a lit-up pool area, where a skinny troll floated in
an inflated unicorn ring.
“Mr. Skrinde, the San Francisco so-called heroes have arrived.”
I wasn’t sure what I was expecting a drug-lord troll to look like, but this
guy wasn’t it.
“Right, hold up . . .” He shoved his hands into the water on either side
of the unicorn inflatable and began to paddle his way back toward the edge.
Only, he wasn’t all that heavy, and a breeze must have caught the unicorn,
twisting him around to face the wrong way. He paddled furiously to correct
his course, and ended up paddling in a circle.
I wasn’t sure where to look. He was clearly struggling.
Secondhand embarrassment crawled over me.
“Is anyone goin’ to help him out?” Zee asked.
Shotgun Troll shot Zee a dead-eyed warning glare, and his finger
twitched on the shotgun’s trigger.
Okay then. We were all just supposed to wait while the drug-lord troll
paddled in circles in his blow-up unicorn in his giant pool in his oversized
Miami mansion?
“It’s okay! I got this.” He paddled around, lined himself back up with
us, and splashed over, using unsettling hip-jerking motions to gain
momentum in the water.
Was this the right Mr. Skrinde? The same Mr. Skrinde who had
businesses like Kat’s running scared? The same Mr. Skrinde who had the
frog shifters fighting for their land and their lives?
Victor scratched at his cheek, but remained stoic-faced. He’d had a lot
of practice.
Zee’s eyes were wide, and blinking. “This is fuckin’ painful . . . I can
just hop in there and drag him—” Shotgun Troll pointed his shotgun at Zee,
and Zee raised his hands. “Yup, okay, not gonna do that.”
“Here we are! Hoo-wee!” Mr. Skrinde tipped himself out of the unicorn
and padded up the steps, out of the pool. His tight black swim shorts left
little to the imagination. Turns out Zee was wrong about trolls being
proportionate . . . Or Mr. Skrinde had a cucumber stashed down there.
“That’s some banana hammock,” Zee said, lips pinching back a laugh.
Victor snorted, and covered the sound with a well-timed polite cough.
I couldn’t look away. Why couldn’t I look away?
Mr. Skrinde tucked his thumbs down those tight trunks, and flicked
them from his waist, adjusting what did not need to be adjusted.
“I mean, I’ve seen some nut-huggers, but those are eye-watering,” Zee
commented.
“Perhaps a size too small?” Victor suggested, straight-faced.
“You think he sings soprano?”
“I dare say, the Minigun at the gate is perhaps rather accurate.”
What was happening? Were Zee and Victor riffing?
Cocking a hip, Zee folded his arms. “I’d pay good money to see you in
a peen pouch like that, Spicy Fangs.”
“No payment required, demon. Just so long as you admire the package
from your knees.”
Zee choked out a dirty, startled chuckle. “Fuck me.”
“Gladly,” Victor purred under his breath.
Mercy. This was . . . peculiar, even for me. I’d been doing just fine until
I imagined Victor rising from that pool wearing just a tiny pair of shorts. Oh
my stars . . . I tugged at my shirt collar, then flicked a few buttons open.
Miami nights were hot, huh?
Finally, one of the house staff hurried out and offered a fluffy black
gown to Skrinde. He shrugged it on and belted it tight. “Now then, let’s take
a seat over here and talk business, shall we? Sit, sit . . . You want some
blow?”
Zee’s eyes lit up, pupils blowing like a cat high on catnip.
“No, we’re good . . .” I took a seat opposite Skrinde at the fancy glass-
top table. Victor and Zee sat either side of me, taking their usual positions.
“It’s good to finally meet you three—Heroes of the City.” He swept a
hand through the air. “Real life celebrities. And a dragon, too.” Skrinde
grinned, and wiggled in his seat like an excitable puppy.
“Uhm . . . yes.” Did he not know we’d killed his son? Maybe the news
hadn’t reached him yet. It was probably best not to mention it.
“Do you like the apartment? One of my favorites, right on the
oceanfront. Stunning sunrises, although I figure the vampire doesn’t much
like all that glass, eh?”
“You are correct,” Victor admitted. “But your hospitality is otherwise
appreciated, if somewhat unexpected.”
“What, you think all trolls are tiny assholes?” Skrinde asked, then
laughed at our trio of blank faces. Even Zee didn’t seem to know how to
handle the oddness of all this. “For real, though. I’m a nice guy. Would a
bad guy own an inflatable unicorn?”
Zee opened his mouth to add some of his varied and extensive
experience with bad guys, then stalled and closed it again.
“I suspect what Zodiac was about to ask, is why have you brought us
here?” Victor said, steering us toward a topic more useful than blow-up
unicorns.
“Ah yes, a man who likes to get straight to the point. I appreciate
conciseness. It doesn’t hurt in business to go straight for the jugular . . . and
you’d know all about that!” Skrinde laughed.
“Indeed.”
I was sure Victor had heard that line more than once, but he took it with
grace.
“Let’s see. Why are you here? Alright, well. I believe we can help each
other. You’re on the run and I need some untraceable assistance with a
problem of the amphibian nature. You help me clear out some undesirables,
and I won’t tell your brother where you are.”
It was disconcerting listening to a skinny, wet, barely dressed troll
attempt to blackmail us. His home, the estate, the people he had around
him . . . it all suggested he was a powerful person. But that world meant
nothing to us. His wealth, his muscle, the theatrics, all designed to impress,
were insignificant.
Skrinde had made a big mistake when he’d looked at us and assumed
weakness. Although I did wonder how he knew I had a brother when only a
few folks knew that, and nearly all of those few folks were sitting next to
me.
“Is that it?” Zee asked. “That’s the play?”
“Well, yes. See, not so bad.” Skrinde spread his hands. “We can work
together, and I’ll let you go when I’ve gotten those frogs off my land.”
“Oh, sure. We all agree frogs are bad.” Zee leaned back in the chair,
getting comfortable. “And we’re supposed to trust you’ll just keep our
location a secret because you’re nice like that?”
“Why wouldn’t I?”
“Why would you?” Victor asked.
A tiny fracture passed through Skrinde’s smile. I’d had enough
experience with fake smiles and fake nice people to know when we were
being played.
“You do know there was an accident at Toby Skrinde’s villa?” I asked.
Skrinde senior shrugged. “I have five other brats leeching off my bank
account. Toby was expendable.”
If his own son was expendable, then so were we. He needed some
firepower to get the frogs out. If we did as he asked, he’d probably try and
kill us afterward, or hand us over to my brother.
In my experience, nice people rarely had to tell others they were nice
people. And that was coming from a nice person who sometimes wasn’t
nice at all.
I smiled back at Skrinde. “I think we’ll pass, but thank you for
everything you’ve done. The apartment was lovely, and the clothes are
great.” I got to my feet. Zee and Victor followed my cue. “Now, which way
is out?”
“Oh dear,” Skrinde sighed.
That was my line.
“You seem to think this is a negotiation.” Skrinde beckoned his people
closer—the guys with the guns. “It’s too late for that.”
I’d lived with bullies my whole life. So had Zee. Victor had been at the
bottom of the vampire hierarchy, and treated like trash by his own family.
We knew what it felt like, being helpless, trapped in circumstances not of
your making.
Mr. Skrinde really had underestimated us, and overestimated his own
power.
Victor moved. The gun vanished from Shotgun Troll’s hands.
Zee poofed behind the trolls with guns and loomed, suddenly huge, with
his wings open and tail lashing. “Boo!”
They whirled, guns up. But he poofed away, gone in a blink.
During Zee’s distraction, Victor dashed to Skrinde—stolen shotgun in
hand—and wedged the gun’s barrel against the back of the troll’s head.
Victor didn’t have to be dramatic, he could have broken Skrinde’s neck
before anyone had seen him move, but this was a warning, made all the
more clear when Zee poofed into the pool, grabbed the blow-up unicorn,
and poised his tail to stab it.
The unicorn made painful, wet, rubber-on-rubber noises as Zee
squelched up the pool steps, dripping wet but looking badass for it.
“Nobody fuckin’ move or I blow the unicorn.”
I snicked my claws free and smiled at Skrinde, frozen in his chair.
“Let’s negotiate.”
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WE PULLED the drug lord’s shiny pickup truck to a stop in the small lot
at the back of Hooper’s shack and hopped out. It was hard to believe that a
day ago, we’d crawled out of the swamp with only the clothes on our back
—and leeches. Now we had a new truck, and looked as though we’d just
stepped off a red carpet.
Inside the shack, it was the same island of calm we’d visited prior to
Skrinde’s people arriving to bully Hooper off his land. Another baseball
game played on the static-obscured TV screen, and Hooper’s friends and
family sat around make-do tables, chatting and playing board games. Now
we knew they were all frog shifters, it changed the dynamic some, with Zee
standing very, very still, his tail wrapped around his right ankle to keep it
from causing chaos.
“We brought you a truck to replace the one we wrecked—sorry about
that.” I handed Hooper the truck key. “I don’t think Skrinde will bother you
anymore.”
“Then I guess he’s going to want his merchandise back, eh?” Hooper
said.
“Merchandise?” I asked.
“Yeah, come out back . . . I’ll show you.”
We headed outside again, and ambled down a winding trail toward
another shack, this one larger and unlit, standing on stilts above the water.
Hooper opened the double barn doors and flicked on a light, illuminating
rows of wooden crates, six deep by four wide and three high. There was a
whole lot of whatever was in those crates.
“What is it?” I asked.
“Nothing good,” Victor said, probably already knowing the answer.
Zee’s eyes lit up in . . . awe? “It’s Tom Collins’s dream warehouse.”
“Alcohol?” I asked.
Hooper lifted the lid on the nearest crate, revealing small wrapped
packages of white powder.
“Drugs,” Hooper said.
Zee whistled. “That’s a fuckton of fairy dust.”
“Maybe Skrinde will forget it’s here,” I suggested. Victor and Zee both
blinked at me. “No?”
“That haul is worth more than his Miami palace, Kitten,” Zee said.
“Oh. That’s why he wants this land. To store his drugs away from the
city . . .” Which meant Skrinde wasn’t about to walk away, not when he was
about to lose a huge chunk of his business. “We could take it back to him?
Call it quits.”
“You wanna deliver a truckload of Class A drugs to a drug lord in the
center of Miami?” Zee asked.
“Adding drug trafficking to our multiple counts of murder seems rather
excessive.”
“Alleged murder,” I corrected. So what did we do with all the drugs?
“We could dump it?”
“In the swamp?” Zee squeaked. “Do you wanna get high-as-fuck
alligators? Because that’s how you get high-as-fuck alligators.”
“Is that a bad thing?”
“Clearly, you have not seen Cocaine Bear.”
“There are bears here too?” Why was the Everglades not gated off like
Jurassic Park?
“Cocaine bears or alligators are the least of our concerns,” Victor said.
“This much cocaine is a public health threat. We cannot let Skrinde retrieve
it. In fact, if it were removed, its absence would ruin Skrinde’s business,
freeing South Beach from his grasp.”
Okay, so all this cocaine could be a good thing? It gave us leverage to
bring down Skrinde’s entire empire. We could use this against Skrinde.
“Zodiac, please refrain from sampling the drugs,” Victor grumbled.
I looked behind us and found Zee had his finger in his mouth, an open
crate beside him with one bag removed. Victor hadn’t even needed to turn
around to know what Zee was up to.
“Pfft . . . I’m obviously just checkin’ it’s not flour.”
“Why would flour be hidden in unmarked crates in an isolated building
in the Everglades?”
Zee shrugged. “Epic pancakes?” He cleared his throat. “Anyway, I can
report, it is indeed cocaine. And very fine it is too. Tom Collins would be
impressed. I can’t vouch for all the crates, but I could sample a few others
at random—”
“Unnecessary.”
“Ugh. You are no fun.” Zee huffed and folded his arms. “It’s not as
though cocaine is illegal. Or bad for you.”
“It is, in fact, both,” Victor corrected.
“To humans, maybe. You see any humans here?”
He had a point. There were definitely no humans here.
“How are we going to make sure this doesn’t harm humans?” Hooper
asked.
I had an idea . . . one that could take the drugs off the market, ruin
Skrinde, and see to it that Hooper was finally left alone to enjoy his
swampy amphibian paradise.
“Adam?” Victor asked, catching whatever expression my face had just
performed.
I smiled. “Hooper, have you ever been to The Peach Pit?”
After parking the trucks a block from the oceanfront, our troupe of unlikely
misfits headed to The Peach Pit. The doorman waved us through, then tried
to stop Hooper and his crew as they didn’t really shimmer and shine or
jiggle seductively in their casual clothes, but at least they had tried to
smarten up for a last-minute night on the town by donning some clean
overalls.
Hopefully, we wouldn’t need their additional tongue-muscle, but it
couldn’t hurt to have some giant frogs along should my plan get a bit
heated.
“Back so soon!” Kat air-kissed Zee’s cheeks. “And you brought so
many friends! Fabulous!”
“Yeah, so . . .” Zee checked me for the final okay, and at my nod,
scooped an arm around Kat’s shoulders and led him toward the outdoor bar.
“Check out the inside, see what we’re dealing with,” I told Victor. He
dutifully glided off through the crowd, heading out of sight into the club.
I caught up with Zee at the bar, and heard him say, “We’ve got a way to
bring down Skrinde for good. You in?”
“You’re going to free the Strip?” Kat glanced at me as I took the stool
next to him, then back to Zee. “You guys don’t mess around, huh? You’re in
town for a day and you got plans to liberate us all?”
“We saw an opportunity,” I said.
“But we need your help,” Zee added.
“Oh, do tell. I am always up for a good fight. It’s been far too dull
around here.” Kat waved over a barman. I ordered a whiskey, and Zee a
cocktail, which the barman crafted with flair.
With our drinks served, Kat looked around. “Where did the vampire go?
We serve a great Bloody Bitch here.”
“He’s taking a look around,” I explained.
Kat’s demeanor cooled. He thought a moment, pink nails tapping his
glass. “You can trust me, you know,” he said. “This place is safe. After . . .
well . . . I worked hard to make it that way.”
“I know . . . I didn’t mean to offended you. Safe places for Lost Ones
are rare. I know exactly what it takes to keep this place open for everyone.”
“Yes, of course, your hotel . . .” Kat tapped his glass again. “Then you
know it’s a labor of love.”
“You have my word. We won’t put this place in harm’s way.”
Kat didn’t know me from . . . well . . . Adam. But when he looked over
at Zee, and Zee nodded, Kat relaxed again. He didn’t trust me, but he did
trust Zee. “You never did steer us wrong, Lycian.”
“You don’t even need to do anything,” Zee explained. “Just sit back and
let our plan play out. You can even say you didn’t know anything about it if
anyone asks. Just look the other way.”
Kat nodded. “Alright, you have my attention. What’s the plan?”
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“YEAH, we found them in the middle of some kind of weird ritual,” the
arresting SSD Agent was saying into a phone. “Had some innocent trolls on
their knees.”
“That’s not what was going on,” I tried to explain. But nobody appeared
to care. The SSD raid was early, and this wasn’t how it was supposed to go.
We weren’t the bad guys. But while Victor, Zee, and I were being escorted
outside, toward the waiting warded vans, Skrinde and Kat stood nearby
chatting with an agent, explaining how innocent they were.
We hadn’t yet been cuffed, but as we approached the vans, nearby
agents readied pairs of cuffs for each of us.
“Call Agent Leomaris in San Francisco. They know what’s going on,” I
urged.
The arresting agent took the phone away from his ear and looked me in
the eyes. “Who do you think authorized this?”
My veins chilled, heart turning to ice.
Oh no.
My brother had gotten to Leomaris.
That was the only explanation for why Leomaris would arrest us now.
“At least arrest them too,” Victor said. “You must know Skrinde is a
drug baron. If you let him walk free, you’ll be making a terrible mistake.”
The agent eyed Skrinde, who had gotten to the arm-waving part of his
fantasy tale. The agent considered Victor’s words.
“Also, Kat is a murdering fuck, so . . . what have you got to lose?” Zee
asked. “Cuff ’em and work it out later.”
“Watch them,” the agent ordered, gesturing at us. “Any funny business
and you get the cuffs. Cooperate and this will be almost painless for you.”
He waved for a few agents to join him and headed toward Skrinde and Kat.
Zee leaned in and whispered, “So, we gonna run now?”
We could. We hadn’t been restrained, and the chance to escape was fast
closing. Once we were locked in the warded van, we’d be trapped in SSD
care until we could plead our case. But if we ran, we’d be admitting we
were guilty.
“No,” Victor replied, not sounding happy about it. “It is time we face
the inevitable.”
A shout went up. I looked over and spotted Kat in cuffs, but Skrinde
was sprinting across the street, two agents in pursuit.
“That was startlingly obvious,” Victor sighed.
“They’ll catch him, right?” Uncertainty rattled my nerves. I didn’t like
this. Did not like it at all. Not just Skrinde running, but the whole setup. It
felt as though we were walking into my brother’s trap without putting up a
fight. Surrendering.
I had to get hold of Leomaris. I had to make them see we were innocent
—mostly—and that this was all some game my brother was playing.
“We lost him!” an agent barked. “Call the wolf unit in.”
I knew where Skrinde was going.
I could stop him.
I glanced at Victor, met his gaze, and quickly looked away to Zee. Zee
looked down, his typically animated expression hardening into a grim
frown.
“Everything is going to be okay,” I told them. “Stay here . . .” I bolted,
ignoring Zee’s shout to wait up. He could poof after me unless I ducked out
of sight, but he didn’t. I danced around a reaching agent, ignored more
shouts, and ran full pelt down the sidewalk. It was late, not much traffic,
nobody around. Skrinde was long gone.
The time was now.
Between one step and the next, I shifted, tearing open my glamor and
letting dragon pour out. In a heartbeat, I went from running through the
street to wings out, flying above it. It would look bad, but Skrinde was not
getting away. If the SSD weren’t going to fix this, then I would.
I flapped higher, coasting on the warm updrafts rising off the beach.
Miami from above was even more spectacular, but there wasn’t time to
admire it.
Ahead, a black pickup truck wove its way toward the chunk of land
sticking out from the city. Skrinde’s enormous estate stood out for its lack
of lights, except for the ones glowing from the house in the center that was
sparkling like crown.
I soared higher, riding the wind, and circled around to get a good look at
the manicured gardens below. Plenty of room for a dragon to land.
Alright then . . . There wasn’t going to be anything nice or subtle about
what came next.
I dove through the air, straight like an arrow, and at the last moment I
flung open my wings and landed in the house’s grounds. My clawed feet
dug into the soft lawn, and a swipe from my tail took out a few palm trees.
Wings open, I stretched and let out a thunderous roar.
Okay, not going to lie, it felt good to be me.
Heat peppered my side, scattering down my scales. I whipped my head
around, and there stood Skrinde, Minigun pointing up from the guardhouse.
The gun spat out another line of bullets, smattering my wing, punching a
string of holes through the membrane.
That was not nice.
I swung my head around, turning and churning up the ground, and
thrust my head toward him.
The little troll squealed and bolted seconds before I opened my jaws and
bit the guardhouse off its foundations—gun, walls, an’ all.
Spitting the rubble to the side, I turned again, and saw the little troll
fleeing up the front steps.
His only advantage was his size. Like a mouse in the grass, he could
hide from me.
My only option, then, was to flush him out.
I could have unleashed a wave of flame, but it would probably kill him.
There wouldn’t be much meat on a roasted troll, and besides, Skrinde was
going to pay for his actions and rot in a Lost Ones prison somewhere. But
first, I was going to reduce his empire to rubble.
A single tail swipe took out the tennis courts.
Every step tore up the pretty driveway.
I stomped to the front of the house and bit through the walls and glass,
taking out the shiny entrance foyer. Skrinde wasn’t inside. He’d probably
run to the back of the house, as far away from me as possible. I chomped
some more house away, gradually reducing the sprawling palace to rubble
until all that was left was the pool, and Skrinde standing next to it pointing
a tiny gun at me.
“Stay back, dragon!”
He fired. The round bounced off my nose.
“Gah!” He looked at the gun, disgusted by it, then tossed it into the pool
and raised his hands. “Okay, you got me! I give up.”
I brought my head low and my snout in close. Skrinde trembled. I
showed him my teeth in a snarl. Teeth bigger than him.
“Wait! Don’t eat me!” He dropped into a ball, hugging his knees to his
chest. “I’ll tell them everything! Tell them it was me, not you. The drugs,
guns, pixie strippers, unicorn eggs, all of it!”
Unicorns laid eggs? I huffed, blasting him with hot nostril air.
He squealed. “Please . . .” he sobbed. “Please don’t eat me.”
Yeah . . . no. I opened my jaws, tilted my head, and snapped my teeth
around him, locking him inside my mouth. With the palace in ruins, Skrinde
had learned his lesson. Wings out, I flapped, and took to the air again,
ignoring the throbbing ache from the string of bullet holes. I’d heal soon
enough. Skrinde wriggled on my tongue. He’d better sit still. One gulp, and
he’d be gone. I sailed over Miami’s South Beach and spiraled down again,
zeroing in on where the SSD vehicles waited like a string of ants. Landing
on the Strip, I tucked my wings in, making myself as small as possible, and
plodded toward the angsty onlooking agents.
Zee and Victor were still here. I tried not to focus on how worried they
were.
The rows of agents glanced at each other. Nobody seemed to know what
to do with a dragon the size of a building in front of them. They scooted
back as I brought my head in low and spat out a wet, spluttering Skrinde.
He sobbed on the asphalt.
I snorted, and Skrinde yelped. “I did it . . . I did it all. Arrest me! I’m the
one you want.”
I grinned, and sat back on my haunches, the tip of my tail wagging.
See . . . I didn’t eat every problem. Skrinde would have been all bone
and no meat anyway.
Nobody seemed all that pleased. Except Zee, showing me two thumbs
up.
Right. Dragons looked fierce and terrifying.
I packed my dragon self away inside my human glamor, shrinking down
until I was just Adam again. Everyone continued to gawk, open-mouthed.
Tough crowd. I ambled toward the arresting agent and stopped just in
front of him. “Are we free to go now?”
He cleared his throat. “That’s not my call to make. You gotta get in the
van, but . . . you know . . . if you don’t want to, that’s fine too, I guess . . . I
just work here.” He gulped hard. “Please don’t eat me. I got kids.”
I sucked in a deep breath, and sighed. “Okay, sure. But no cuffs. We’re
giving up voluntarily. We need to speak with Agent Leomaris.”
I climbed into the back of the van with Victor and Zee, and the doors
slammed shut. A lock clanged.
I could only hope we weren’t making a terrible mistake.
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AT DINNER, we were all filed out of our cells and watched by guards
with stun guns while they herded us into the mess hall. Zander was excited
for potatoes and stew, and once we’d found an empty table, he tucked into
his with gusto. I wasn’t hungry, and instead searched the crowd for Victor
or Zee . . . then I spotted Zee chatting with another demon. His gaze
wandered toward me. I shot to my feet and waved.
Zee’s grin lit up. He strode over, weaving around tables—not running,
but close to it—and with only a few steps to go, he opened his arms to
scoop me into a hug. “Kitten—”
“No physical contact!”
Zee pulled up short, and shot a look of imma murder you later to the
guard.
We sat instead, and Zee spotted Zander wolfing down his dinner.
“Zander?” Zee blinked, as though disbelieving what his own eyes were
telling him.
“This stew is so good!”
“What are you doing here, buddy?” Zee asked.
“No idea, but free food is a win, right?” He grinned around a mouthful.
“For real,” Zee agreed, then frowned at me. I briefly told him about
Tom Collins calling Zander. He wasn’t buying it either. Zander was a
harmless labrador compared to the other con artist and killer Lost Ones
surrounding us. “Have you seen Vic? He’d know—”
“I am here, my dears,” Victor slid into the seat next to mine. He reached
out and grasped my hand, giving it a secret squeeze, then let go before the
guards could notice.
“Sweet baby Gareth, orange is not your fucking color,” Zee said,
grinning. “But it sure feels good to know you’re okay, vampire.”
“Likewise, demon.” They shared a soft, lingering look, filled with
longing. The table between the three of us felt like a bottomless chasm.
“Adam, were you aware Hooper is also here?” Victor asked.
“The frog shifter?” I knew who he was, it just didn’t make sense that
he’d be here too.
Victor nodded. “He was apprehended the same time we were.”
“But he didn’t do anything wrong.”
“Didn’t need to.” Zee shuddered. “Frogs are the fucking worst.
Hiroshima? Frogs did it.”
“Zee, Hooper’s nice. He fixed your leeches, remember?”
“One nice frog . . . One. Like there’s one nice vampire . . . Ours. The
rest are psychopaths. Did you guys know frogs use their eyes to swallow.
Nobody should use their own eyeballs for anything other than lookin’. It’s
fuckin’ messed up and weird.”
“Indeed . . .” Victor sighed. “May I continue?”
“Yes,” Zee said with a wrist-flick. “Fancy Fangs, you may.”
“Hooper gave me a message to pass to you, Adam.”
“A message?”
“From Agent Leomaris.”
We all leaned in closer to Victor.
After a suitably dramatic pause, Victor whispered, “Leomaris said ‘trust
us,’ and ‘your brother is coming.’”
Hope lifted all the horrible weight of worry off my shoulders. “Then
Leomaris knows what’s going on, right?” I hoped. “If they’re warning us,
they know we’re innocent—mostly innocent.”
“There is more news,” Victor said. “Wesley is here.”
“Your fangboy from the Stephanie Hotel? Oh, may I rub your back,
Lord Victorveus? That Wesley?” Zee said, adding a haughty Wesley
impression.
“Indeed.”
“Did he offer to kiss your ring . . . or kiss something else, milord?”
Victor blinked. “He did not.”
“Good, then he knows you’re ours. That sucker might seem nice, but
that’s how they get you. They start out friendly, then oops, fangs in your
neck. Happens every time.”
First Zander arrived in my cell, then Hooper was here, and now Wesley
too? “Okay, this can’t be a coincidence.”
“It is not,” Victor agreed. “I was able to speak briefly with Wesley. It
seems Tom Collins called him, explained we were in dire need of assistance
and that he must visit the SOS Hotel immediately. Wesley did so, where he
was promptly arrested.”
“For trespassing?” I asked.
“Exactly.”
“The same as Zander here . . .”
Zander looked up from licking his plastic tray. “Are there
marshmallows?”
We each shared furtive, knowing glances. This was a setup. Tom Collins
and Leomaris had been wrangling the people we’d helped during our
vacation. They’d made it so our allies would be in prison with us.
“Are you all glancing at each other because you’re communicating
telepathically?” Zander asked, after several moments of silence.
“Uh, no, it’s just . . . we’re all thinking the same thing.”
Zee laughed. “I doubt it.”
“I’m afraid to ask what you’re thinking, Zodiac.”
“You should be afraid. Frogs got y’all fooled. They clearly planned all
this so we’d be trapped behind bars while they make their move against the
humans.”
Victor glanced at me. I shrugged. I’d been very wrong about alligators,
so maybe I was wrong about frogs too. “I suspect that is unlikely,” Victor
said.
“Have you met us? Unlikely follows us around.”
“However, what does appear likely is that Tom Collins and Agent
Leomaris have engineered the circumstances in which we find ourselves,”
Victor clarified, steering the conversation back on track.
“We’re supposed to be here,” I told Zander, after seeing his eyes had
glazed over from confusion.
“There’s a plan underway, and we’re part of it,” Victor said.
“Oh, good! So what happens next in this plan?” Zander asked.
“My brother will want to see us to gloat. He’ll think he’s won. So I
guess we wait for him to show up and hope Leomaris has a plan for that
too.”
“Huh . . . Is he nice like you, your brother?” Zander asked.
“No,” Zee replied. “Spyros is worse than frogs. He’s like . . . if Gideon
Cain were a frog.”
“Syros,” I corrected. “And he’s the most powerful Lost One this side of
the veil, besides me.” Although I didn’t feel very powerful locked behind
warded bars.
The bell rang, signaling the end of dinner. It hadn’t been long enough.
“Stay strong, my dear.” Victor squeezed my hand again, then got up to
leave. “I suspect an end to our troubles is near.”
Zee blew me a kiss and winked. “Tom Collins is an asshole, but when
has he ever let us down? I mean, he threatens it, a lot, but he comes
through. We’ve got this.”
“Yeah. We do.” I wanted to seem strong, to be confident, and so I
smiled in a way I hoped showed that. But inside, my heart ached, especially
when I watched them split up and head back to their blocks.
Tom Collins and Agent Leomaris had been working together to lure my
brother and our allies here, to me, into a highly warded prison with
countless super-powerful Lost Ones. All of whom were reduced to shadows
of themselves . . . as my brother would be when he stepped through those
prison gates.
Inside these walls we were powerless, vulnerable.
But Syros would be too.
And he’d be alone.
I had Zee and Victor, Wesley, Hooper, and Zander. I was not alone.
Hopefully, I also had Leomaris and Tom Collins on the outside.
Could this be my one and only chance to finally end Syros?
All I had to do was not mess it up.
Not even an hour had passed since I’d returned from the conjugal visit
when the guard was back again. “You got a visitor.”
“Now?” It was long past visiting hours.
“Guess your guest has a special pass.”
Zander watched me leave with concerned puppy-dog eyes. “It’s fine,” I
told him, then frowned when the guard slammed the door shut between us.
He really did not deserve to be here. If we got out—when we got out—
I’d make it up to him.
A few of the Lost Ones in our neighboring cells watched me pass by.
There was Percy, the recovering alcoholic unicorn shifter. He’d gotten
violent in New York traffic and shifted, raging at people on the Brooklyn
Bridge. A raging unicorn is not a pretty sight. A few people had jumped.
They hadn’t survived. He’d gotten the blame.
We passed by the aviary, where they kept the pixies that made Little
Jimmy with his sass and murder vibes look like a cute Disney fairy.
I had no doubt some Lost Ones imprisoned here were dangerous and
deserved to be here, but I also knew a lot weren’t bad and didn’t belong
behind these bars. Human authorities didn’t know what to do with them, so
it was easier to just shove them in here and forget they existed.
I wasn’t out of this place yet, but I was lucky that I had people trying to
make it happen. Some folks I passed by didn’t have anyone to rescue them.
I knew what that felt like.
The guard dumped me in a visitor’s chair in a room full of empty tables
and chairs, all bolted to the floor. He cuffed my wrists to the table and left.
Hm . . . This did not feel good. My brother wouldn’t be cuffed. Nobody
else was in the room. There were cameras, but Syros wouldn’t care who
was watching when he tore my head off.
The wards did prevent both of us from using our abilities, but he was
still strong without them.
What was I supposed to do now?
Trust us, Leomaris had said.
But how were they going to get around the wards?
I had to trust the plan. Trust that everything had been leading toward
this moment. Tom Collins had maneuvered everyone here who needed to
be. Agent Leomaris was smart, and they probably had some control over
what happened in this room. We’d had our conjugal visit to power-up.
Whatever was going to happen, would probably happen any second
now.
I drummed my fingers on the table.
A long mirror on one wall reflected the empty room back at me. Dark,
barred windows lined the opposite wall.
Doors clanged deeper inside the prison, but the visiting room was quiet.
Just me, my drumming fingers, and pounding heart.
The door at the far end of the room opened, and in stepped my brother.
My heart skipped, then sank like a rock through my stomach.
Syros’s smile was all predatory glee. “You finally stopped running.”
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THE SIRENS WEREN’T AS loud in the exercise yard, and the panic
happening inside the prison seemed like a whole other world away. The
night air was still, stars twinkling beyond the chain-link cage we were all
trapped in. Across the dusty yard, Syros tried to pull apart the warded metal
links, and was gradually making a hole that would soon be large enough for
him to squeeze through.
He couldn’t shift, not yet, but he was strong.
We weren’t the only ones closing in on my brother, though.
Jenny emerged from another side door.
“Oh, hell no,” Zee breathed.
“It's okay, she’s on our side . . . I think.”
“You know, Syros.” Jenny raised her voice, crossing the yard toward my
brother, several strides in front of us. “This is literally your villain origin
story backfiring.”
Syros turned to see us all bearing down on him. “You guys do know I’m
a dragon, right? Anything you do to me, I’ll just heal and hit back harder.”
Zee kept on heading forward too. “Yeah, we know. But it’ll feel good
while we beat the crap out of you.”
“I had mad time to think after Adam tried to make me play nice at
Whiteacre,” Jenny continued in her confusing Gen Z slang. “Just vibing
with my thoughts, wondering if I was being toxic as fuck, and not gonna lie,
I was givin’ major red-flag energy. The thing is, you can’t force someone to
stan you, can’t make them simp for you, and I learned, it’s not their fault
that you’re living in your flop era—”
“I don’t want people to like me,” Syros laughed. “They will worship
me.”
Zee rolled his eyes. “Bro, you need a shit-ton of therapy. Do dragons
have therapists?” he asked me.
“No, we mostly eat all our problems.”
The three of us stopped a few strides from Syros, and the buckled fence
was at his back, close to being mangled enough for him to squeeze through.
A few more tugs would probably snap the links. But he continued to glare at
us. “There’s only one way this ends, and that’s with all of you dead at my
feet.”
Zee snorted a laugh. “Does Mr Grumpy Dragon want belly rubs?”
“You said you’d gift me the hotel if I worked for you,” Jenny said. “But
when I was there, as Adam, you missed all his main character energy. The
people who work there? They’re all literally ride or dies. They went so
hard, planning to bring everyone here who’s also in their squad. They chose
to help Adam, and Zee, even the old vampire too—who nobody much likes
btw—and I’m so living for that energy. I agreed when you came looking for
their enemies, because I was low-key throwing shade at all of them, but the
plot twist? Seeing through Adam's point of view, who they actually are?
That kind of found family core memory can’t be gatekept, it’s just high-key
authentic. And I stopped with the hate vibe, straight up. Syros, bro, you got
it all wrong.”
“So you had a learning moment.” Syros sneered. “Do I look as though I
care?”
“Hey,” Zee snapped. “This is Gen Z’s redemption arc. Have some
respect for her character development.”
“That hotel is special,” Jenny said. “It’s people are low-key special, and
I kinda wanna be like them, and not fight against them. Y’know, it’s better
with your besties, than without.”
The smirk that crawled across Syros’s face was definitely not a good
sign.
“I’m welling up.” Zee sniffed. “So fuckin’ proud of you, girl.”
“You ain’t my vibe.” Jenny lunged, fists up.
Syros sidestepped with surprising grace, pivoting to face her. “I only
understood a fraction of what you just said, and I see now why my brother
threw you off a cliff.”
“I choose them!” Jenny jabbed quickly, landing a blow to his sternum
that made him grunt. “The found family worth fighting for!”
Syros’s eyes darkened. “Then you’ll die with them.”
He moved with a speed that belied his size, grabbing her wrist mid-
punch and twisting sharply. Jenny cried out but twisted her body to follow
the motion, breaking free with a practiced move.
“Whoa, Gen Z’s got moves,” Zee murmured beside me, his wings
flaring brighter.
Jenny and Syros circled each other, the prison yard’s harsh lights casting
their long shadows across the dusty ground. For a moment, I thought Jenny
might actually stand a chance. She’d survived our run-in. She was resilient,
resourceful, a bit crazy, but who wasn’t?
“Should we help her?” I whispered to Zee, but he shook his head.
“She wants this, Kitten. It’s her redemption arc.”
Syros feinted left, then drove forward with his right shoulder, slamming
into Jenny’s middle. She staggered back but recovered fast, and threw a
quick one-two punch that caught him across the jaw. Syros barely flinched.
“You fight like injured prey,” he spat, grin growing.
“Better than fighting like a basic villain,” Jenny shot back, circling
again.
I edged closer, ready to join the fight, but Jenny caught my movement.
“Stay back, Adam! This is between me and this bag of dicks.”
Syros laughed—a sound like rocks tumbling down a hillside—the sound
of his true self trying to break through. “You really think you can take me?
I’ve killed things ten times your size.”
“Maybe,” Jenny said. “But I bet you’ve never gone viral. That shit takes
mad skills.”
“I have no idea what you’re say—”
She drove forward in a blur of motion, landing three quick strikes to
Syros’s throat. He stumbled—actually stumbled—and I felt a surge of hope.
If she could knock him back, then we definitely stood a chance.
It didn’t last.
Syros recovered, eyes flashing with cold fury. He roared—not a
dragon’s roar, but something close enough to make the hairs on my arms
stand on end. His hand shot out, impossibly fast, snatching Jenny by the
throat.
“No!” I shouted, lunging forward.
But it was too late.
With a single, efficient twist of his wrist, a crack echoed across the
prison yard like a gunshot.
Time seemed to slow. Jenny’s body went limp, her eyes wide with
surprise but already empty. Syros held her suspended for a moment, his face
twisted in disgust, then softening to mild annoyance.
“Stupid girl,” he muttered, and hurled her lifeless body at the fence.
The buckled and bent section of chain-link snapped and her body tore
through it, landing in a crumpled heap on the other side. The fence gaped
open now, the hole easily large enough for Syros to climb through.
“Jenny!” I rushed forward.
Zee grabbed my arm. “She’s gone, Kitten.”
Syros turned to us, lips curled in a vicious sneer. “I’m enjoying this.
Who else wants to dance?”
Jenny and I hadn’t been friends, but I understood her. She’d made a
huge step in getting here, and sacrificed it all in the end. Rage boiled up
inside me, hot and familiar. I tried to call on my dragon self, but the wards
held firm.
“You son of a frog,” Zee snarled beside me, purple light pulsing from
his wings. His eyes locked onto Syros with murderous intent. “Let’s see
how you handle death by orgasm!”
He snapped his fingers, the sound cracking across the yard.
Nothing happened.
Zee’s confident expression faltered. He snapped again, then again, each
motion growing more frantic.
“Performance issues?” Syros taunted.
Zee’s wings dimmed slightly. “The fuck? I should be juiced for
days . . .”
“The wards . . . It’s worn off fast,” I realized aloud.
“Well, fuck,” Zee muttered, then rippled his clawed fingers and raised
his fists. “Guess we do this the demon way.”
He launched at Syros, catching my brother off guard. Zee landed a solid
punch to Syros’s jaw, followed by a knee to his stomach. Syros doubled
over, more in surprise than pain.
“How’s that feel, lizard balls?” Zee taunted, dancing back. “You want
some more demon coming at you?”
Syros straightened slowly, wiping a smear of blood from his lip. His
eyes had changed, pupils narrowed to vertical, reptilian slits. “Tickles.”
Syros attacked with predatory focus, each strike calculated and devastating.
Zee fought back with everything he had, his movements a blur of purple
light and fury, sparks flying, wings flapping, but without his enhanced
powers, and unarmed, I already knew how this ended.
I stepped in. “Syros—”
A vicious uppercut caught Zee under the chin, snapping his head back.
He staggered, wings flaring weakly. Before he could recover, Syros
delivered a crushing blow to his stomach, followed by a kick that sent Zee
tumbling across the dusty ground.
“No!” I rushed to his side as he struggled to rise, blood soaking the
jagged slash marks through his orange suit.
“I’m good,” he gasped, but his legs gave out as he tried to stand.
“Just . . . just give me a second.”
Syros laughed, backing toward the hole in the fence. “Is this really all
you’ve got? The great Heroes of the City? I’ve scraped more heroic things
off my shoes.”
I dropped onto the dirt next to Zee and helped him to sit up. He breathed
hard, ragged, and his wings had dulled.
“Go,” Zee rasped, gripping my arm. “Don’t let him get away.”
“I’m not leaving you.”
“I’m just winded. I’ll be right behind you, Kitten.” He coughed, then
managed a pained smile.
I squeezed his hand. “Promise?”
“On my name . . . Lycian, Scourge of Demios, God of Fucking, Best
Demon Ever.”
Standing, I turned to face my brother, but he was already slipping
through the hole in the fence. Our eyes met for a brief moment—his
triumphant, smug, satisfied. A growl simmered inside me.
“Come and get me, little brother,” he challenged, then stumbled from
the fence and staggered a few feet into the starlit barren background of the
Nevada desert.
I looked back at Zee one last time. He nodded weakly, his tail flicking
in what might have been encouragement.
“Go be a badass,” he whispered.
I sprinted across the yard. The sirens still wailed inside the prison, but
out here, with the stars overhead and the fence breached, a different kind of
alarm sounded in my head.
Syros was free.
And I was alone. I’d wanted it this way, to face him one-on-one, to
relive the past and make it right. But now it was happening, I missed Zee
and Victor at my side. I was going to need them . . .
I dove through the hole in the fence, feeling the wards’ influence fade as
I passed through and my dragon self stretched beneath my glamor.
The moment had come.
Only one dragon would survive what came next.
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CHAPTER 22
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Welcome Home! the tattered banners strung across the SOS Hotel porch
entrance proclaimed. As Victor, Zee, and I climbed from the back of the
SSD van, Madame Matase, Chef Étrange, Little Jimmy, and even Tom
Collins stood on the deck clapping.
So much had happened since we’d left on vacation, that it felt strange
setting foot on the front step again. Good strange. It really did feel as
though we were coming home.
We entered the lobby, where more banners had been hastily fixed over
doorways. The sagging balloons had a few scratches. The gremlins had
gotten to them, but even half deflated they looked great.
Zee headed straight for the foldaway table with plates of snacks and
nibbles. “Mac and cheese! Gah, I’ve died and gone to SOS Hotel heaven!”
This was all very . . . extravagant and wonderful, and I had a tight little
knot in my throat that wouldn’t go away.
“I’m so glad we have you home again.” Madame Matase’s eyes looked
a little glassy, like maybe she might cry. If she cried, so would I.
“Uh . . . yeah. So uhm . . . this is lovely, but how can we afford it?”
“Tom Collins assures me he had some money saved for when he . . .
Now, how did he put this exactly? He called it a flight fund. For when this
circus fails and we all drown in debt. Yes, that’s what he said.”
That sounded like something Tom would plan for, and say. “I guess he
doesn’t think we’re a failure anymore.”
The front desk phone rang, so Madame Matase glided off to answer it.
“No more running off, darling,” she scolded over her shoulder at me, then
tittered. “It’s a good thing I like you, or I’d have to curse you, Adam Vex.”
I laughed, then stopped. She’d probably meant it.
“Adam Vex.” Agent Leomaris’s slow-moving, syrupy voice announced
their presence behind me. I couldn’t tell from their tone if they had cuffs to
slap on my wrist, but figured as I turned that if they’d wanted me arrested
they’d have had their agents lock me up at the prison. Instead, we’d been
bundled into a van, whisked to nearby motel, given a change of clothes, told
to eat, then debriefed relentlessly for three full days. Only after the SSD
was satisfied with our stories did they ship us back to our hotel door.
The SSD agent smiled as I turned, then thrust out a hand for me to
shake. “It is good to see you well. You had me worried for far too long.”
I gripped their hand and shook with gusto. Their smile grew, and so did
mine. I was ashamed I’d even doubted them. “We wouldn’t be here if not
for you putting all the pieces in place.”
“You have Tom Collins to thank for that. As soon as you vanished and
your brother made an unwanted appearance, Tom worked night and day to
track your whereabouts and recruit those he was certain you would have
helped. Of course, your brother was determined to paint you in a bad light,
but your bartender made it clear he’s the only one who is allowed to critique
the Heroes of San Francisco. Your barman is very protective of you, and
this hotel.”
Tom was currently standing by a bookshelf that had to be new, clearly
discussing its construction with Victor. “He really did all that?” I asked.
“Indeed. He is a formidable manager. And friend.”
“Yeah.” My heart swelled with pride. Until Tom glared, as though
sensing we were talking about him, and my heart withered under his
unnerving judgmental scrutiny.
“It’s probably best not to reveal you’re aware of the lengths he went to.
He seems to prefer it if everyone believes he despises you and this hotel.”
I grinned. “His secret is safe with me.”
Zee—plate in hand—sauntered over to Tom Collins and Victor, and as
Agent Leomaris and I watched, Zee plucked a brown, plastic-wrapped
package from under his baggy, off-the-shoulder sweater and gave it to Tom.
It took me a second to place where that package had come from—Hooper’s
warehouse. He must have pocketed a bag of cocaine, because of course he
had. And now he was giving it to Tom, because of course wrapped drugs
were a totally normal present to bring back from a vacation in the
Everglades.
“Anyhoo.” I grabbed Leomaris’s arm and steered them around to face
the reception desk. “How’s my brother doing?”
“Ah yes, well . . . as can be expected. The children adore him, of
course.”
I gulped. “Kids?” They loved . . . my brother? Usually, he was the one
who loved kids . . . when they went down in one bite, without wriggling.
“Yes, while we have his confession of world-domination ambitions
from the cameras in the prison visitors’ room, he did not in fact commit any
substantial crimes. So he’s one of the first Lost Ones to take part in the new
community outreach initiative.”
Syros was in the community . . . ? I did not like where this was going. It
had only been a few days since our showdown, and the SSD had let him
out? “Huh . . . And what is that initiative exactly?”
“I see you’re concerned.” Leomaris’s smile was sympathetic but also
comforting. “But there’s really no need to be. He’s restrained by wards and
can’t hurt anyone. Community service is a proven rehabilitation program.”
“Oh . . . and it’s safe . . . for the uh . . . kids?”
“Oh yes, human younglings love being able to touch a dragon.”
“Touch . . . a dragon?”
“He’s in a petting zoo for under fives.”
Wait, my brother was in a zoo? They’d put him somewhere he was
going to be prodded and poked by small children? Oh dear . . . but also . . .
ookay, then. Maybe having human younglings crawling all over him would
teach him the error of his ways.
“You may also like to know the manager of The Peach Pit, Kat, has
been charged with his business partner’s murder. It seems Skrinde had kept
proof that the apparent accident was anything but, likely to pressure Kat
into helping him run drugs through South Beach.”
It was a shame Kat had turned out not to be the good person Zee
remembered, but not everyone could or should be saved.
“We’re shutting much of the Nevada prison down,” Leomaris
continued. “All low-level Lost Ones will be assigned a community officer.
The hope is that we can teach them to integrate better. Something that
should have been done years ago.”
“That’s good.”
Leomaris nodded, and paused, likely thinking of all the Lost Ones who
might have been saved, but at least now they had a second chance. “I hear
Zander, the lupine shifter from Whiteacre, is now employed at
Razorsedge?”
“Oh yeah.” I grinned. “I heard on the way over. He’s a . . . uhm . . . the
club’s equipment engineer.” Which was a fancy way of saying Zander
maintained the club’s vast array of toys. Zander was absolutely in his
element, and I had no doubts that the Razorsedge demons would adore him.
“I see,” Leomaris said.
“Agent Fae!” Zee swaggered over, having left his drugs with Tom and
his empty plate on the side. “You ever been to the neverglades? Like . . .
hell on earth. If you don’t eat it, it eats you. There are frogs the size of
people. And alligators lied! They are not cute and fluffy. Worse than that,
fucking leeches. Worms that stick to your skin and suck out your brains.
That place is next-level fucked. Should all be set on fire. All of it. All the
bad things are there.”
“And drugs,” Leomaris said dryly.
“What?” Zee blinked, then laughed him off. “Oh yeah, drugs, all the
drugs, but you got Skrinde for all that . . . right?”
“Mostly . . . We appeared to be missing a few packages, but I am certain
they’ll resurface.”
Zee grimaced, and planted his hands on his hips. “Probably the frogs
took it. You can’t trust ’em. Slippery critters. Big tongues. Very bad. Also,
did I mention the alligators? One tried to eat Victor. Spat him out. Nobody
likes vampires.”
Leomaris’s lips ticked with their effort to keep the smile at bay. “It is
good to see you again, Zodiac.”
“I fuckin’ know, right? Shit got wild, but we are pros and handled it.”
He slung an arm around my shoulders. “Like true Heroes of the fucking
City.”
“Ah yes, about that . . . It seems placing such a responsibility on the
three of you was—”
“A brilliant fucking idea?” Zee supplied.
“Ambitious?” Victor suggested, stopping at my right.
“Perhaps optimistic is the word? We’re revoking your status, but only so
that you can return to your old lives. Frankly, putting that much pressure on
three individuals after an already traumatic event was too much to ask.”
“And you have some superiors asking difficult questions.” Victor
smiled, seeing through Leomaris’s politeness to the crux of the issue. We
really weren’t all that great at being heroes.
“Indeed. It’s best for everyone if you stay here, keep your guests happy,
and your heads down. At least for a few months—or years. Live out the rest
of your days as the heroes who twice saved the world.”
I grinned at Zee. He seemed sad, for a moment. He’d loved being a
hero, but he also loved running a crazy hotel for Lost Ones, and after a few
seconds, he smiled. “Yeah, I’m down with it. This place is more than
enough, and these guys.”
Victor smiled too, in that soft, polite way that meant he was ecstatic but
would never show it.
“I think we’d like that,” I said. We’d just be us again. Just three weirdos
trying to figure out how to love while also crafting a normal life in a very
abnormal hotel.
Tom rang a little bell, set it down on the side, and clapped his hands
together. “Fun time’s over. Everyone get back to work, and if you’re not
paying for a room or buying a drink, then kindly fuck off. This hotel is not a
charity—but I did steal this food from one.”
The elevator pinged, the doors opened, and a fae ran screaming through
the lobby and out the front doors.
“Was that a gremlin in her hair?” Zee asked. “Or a real weird hat?”
“Yes,” Victor replied.
Agent Leomaris bowed their head in a brief farewell gesture, probably
sensing it was best to leave before the chaos erupted. “Welcome back to the
SOS Hotel.”
It was good to be back, where we belonged.
“Does anyone have a fire extinguisher?” Madame Matase called.
Together.
Always.
The End
(For real, this time)
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A SERIES OF BOOKS?
Are you sure he didn’t say he’s writing a series of books about
our hotel adventures and we all feature equally because it is
our combined strength that enabled us to overcome
impossible obstacles, together.
u r the best to me
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ZEE’S LIST OF VICTOR’S MANY
NAMES
What’s your favorite name for Victor Reynard?
Victor Fuck-Hard
Lord Fuck-Hard
Vampire Daddy
His Grand Lordship
Fancy Daddy
Your Highness
Daddy Fuck-Hard
Daddy Vampire
Money-pants Daddy Vampire
Fancy Fangs
Victor Suck-Hard
Lord Fancy Pants
Your Royal Fuckness
Lord Fancy Fangs
Daddy Spice
Daddy Fancy Pants
Fancy Pants
Victor Fancy Fangs
Murder Daddy
Victor Fucks-Hard
Dr. Fancy Fangs
Ye Olde Fanged Fossil
Shadow Daddy
Sassy Fangs
Sassy Daddy
Lord Fucks-Hard
Judgy McFancy Fangs
Judgy McFang Face
Daddy Fangs
Brainy McFangs
Murder McDaddy Fangs
Spicy Fangs
Sexy Fangs
Lord Murder Fangs
Sleepy McFang Face
Fossil Fangs
Bossy Fangs
Victor McKnow-It-All
Sexy McSpicy Fangs
Fancy McMurder Daddy
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ABOUT THE (REAL) AUTHOR
Rainbow Award winner and international best-selling author, Ariana Nash writes LGBTQ+ fantasy
and contemporary novels full of morally challenging characters, heart-pounding action, stunning
betrayal, and steamy love between two (or more) men.
Sometimes, when the mood strikes, she even writes dark comedy.
Adam Vex is a pen name created especially for the SOS HOTEL series.
Whatever you enjoy, you’re sure to find an Ariana Nash book to love. Visit her website at
www.ariananashbooks.com
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