What has a face, but can’t smile? Answer: A clock.

2. There is only one word spelled wrong in the dictionary. What is it? Answer: W-R-O-N-G.

3. I can fill up a room, but take no space. What am I? Answer: Light.

4. What is a bunny’s favorite kind of music? Answer: Hip-hop music.

5. What kind of room has no doors or windows? Answer: A mushroom.

6. What can you catch, but not throw? Answer: A cold.

7. What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it? Answer: A teapot.

8. What goes up, but never comes back down? Answer: Your age.

9. What is brown, with a head and tails but no legs? Answer: A penny.

10. What room do ghosts avoid? Answer: The living room.

11. What belongs to you, but other people use more? Answer: Your name.

12. What gets wetter the more it dries? Answer: A towel.

13. What is bright orange with a green top and sounds like a parrot? Answer: A carrot.

14. What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Answer: Lunch and dinner.

15. You buy me to eat, but you never eat me. What am I? Answer: A fork.

16. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? Answer: Footprints.

17. What kind of tree can you carry in your hand? Answer: A palm.

18. What has four legs but can’t walk? Answer: A table.

19. How many months have 28 days? Answer: All of them!

20. What is full of holes but still holds water? Answer: A sponge.

21. What has an eye but can’t see anything? Answer: A needle.

22. What has a key, but can’t open a locked door? Answer: A monkey.

23. What do dogs have that no other animal has? Answer: Puppies.

24. What must be broken before you can use it? Answer: An egg.

25. I am full of keys but can’t open any doors. What am I? Answer: A piano.

26. What kind of coat can only be put on wet? Answer: A coat of paint.

27. The more you take away, the bigger it gets. What is it? Answer: A hole.

28. What follows you everywhere but can’t be caught? Answer: Your shadow.
29. What goes up and down but never moves? Answer: A flight of stairs.

30. I have no eyes, ears, or legs, but I can help you move the earth. What am I? Answer: An
earthworm.

31. What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? Answer: An elephant’s shadow.

32. When does Friday come before Thursday? Answer: In the dictionary.

33. If an electric train is going south, what direction is the smoke going? Answer: There is no smoke –
it’s an electric train.

34. Why do lions eat raw meat? Answer: Because they don’t know how to cook.

35. How can a pantspocket be empty but still have something in it? Answer: If it has a hole in it.

36. Why are teddy bears never hungry? Answer: Because they are already stuffed.

37. Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Answer: It has four “i’s” and can’t even see.

38. What bank never has any money? Answer: A riverbank.

39. Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long? Answer: Because then it would be afoot.

40. What kind of cup can’t hold anything to drink? Answer: A cupcake.

41. What goes through towns and over hills but never moves? Answer: A road.

42. What type of house weighs the least? Answer: A lighthouse.

43. What has a lot of teeth but can’t chew a thing? Answer: A comb.

44. What is the best place to grow a garden in school? Answer: In kindergarten.

45. Why did the boy bury his flashlight? Answer: Because the batteries died.

46. What building in a town has the most stories? Answer: The library.

47. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Answer: The snow.

48. What kind of shower doesn’t need water? Answer: A baby shower.

49. What has ears but cannot hear? Answer: A field of corn.

50. A girl fell off a 25-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How? Answer: She fell off the bottom rung.

51. I have no legs so I never walk, but I always run. What am I? Answer: A river.

52. I am as light as a feather but even the strongest man can’t hold me for more than a minute. What
am I? Answer: Breath.

53. I am not alive, but I can still die. What am I? Answer: A battery.

54. I will always come but never arrive today. What am I? Answer: Tomorrow.

55. What can you easily break without touching it? Answer: A promise.

56. What is the hardest part about skydiving? Answer: The ground.
57. A king, a queen, and two twins are in a room. How are there no adults? Answer: They are beds.

58. Every time you stand up you lose it. What is it? Answer: Your lap.

59. I am bought by the yard but worn by the foot. What am I? Answer: Carpet.

60. What kind of flower does everyone wear on their face? Answer: Tulips.

61. What can travel the world while staying in the corner? Answer: A stamp.

62. I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old. What am I? Answer: A candle.

63. If everything in a one-story house is yellow, what color are the stairs? Answer: There are no stairs
in a one-story house.

64. I shave every day but my beard stays the same. How? Answer: I’m the barber.

65. What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to? Answer: An echo.

66. The more of me there is the less you can see. What am I? Answer: The dark.

67. What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? Answer: A chalkboard.

68. What has a lot of eyes but can’t see? Answer: A potato.

69. What has a lot of needles but can’t sew? Answer: A Christmas tree.

70. What has one head, one foot, and four legs? Answer: A bed.

71. What kind of band can’t play music? Answer: A rubber band.

72. What has a lot of words but never speaks? Answer: A book.

73. What runs around your backyard but never moves? Answer: The fence.

74. What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t a hand? Answer: A glove.

75. What always tastes better than it smells? Answer: Your tongue.

76. What has four wheels and flies? Answer: A trash truck.

77. You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I? Answer: the letter
E.

78. A dog crossed a river without a bridge or a boat but didn’t get wet. How? Answer: The river was
frozen.

79. What has lakes with no water, mountains with no stones, and cities with no buildings? Answer: A
map.

80. What do dogs and trees have in common? Answer: Bark.

81. I can travel up to 100 miles an hour but never leave the room. What am I? Answer: A sneeze.

82. I am always running but I never get tired. What am I? Answer: The refrigerator.
83. I have seven rings that you can’t wear on your fingers. What am I? Answer: Saturn.

84. I can be 100 yards long but you can hold me in your hand. What am I? Answer: A ball of yarn.

85. What is easy to get into but hard to get out of? Answer: Trouble.

86. What can be full without eating a thing? Answer: The moon.

87. What can you taste every day but never eat? Answer: Toothpaste.

88. A boy throws a ball as far as he can and it comes back to him without anyone touching it.
How? Answer: He throws the ball straight up.

89. What five-letter gets shorter when you add two letters to it? Answer: Short.

90. If a rooster is sitting on top of a barn and lays an egg, which way will it roll off? Answer: Roosters
don’t lay eggs!

91. Which weighs more: a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers? Answer: They both weigh a
pound.

92. I am an odd number, but if you take away a letter I am even. What number am I? Answer: Seven.

93. Where is the ocean the deepest? Answer: On the bottom.

94. What word has 26 letters but only three syllables? Answer: Alphabet.

95. Grandpa went for a walk in the rain with no umbrella but his hair didn’t get wet. How is that
possible? Answer: Grandpa is bald.

96. I am always in front of you and never behind you. What am I? Answer: The future.

97. What starts with P, ends with E, and has over a thousand letters in it? Answer: The post office.

98. What do you find at the end of the rainbow? Answer: The letter W.

99. What has a tongue but cannot talk? Answer: A shoe.

100. I can run even though I have no legs. What am I? Answer: Your nose.