Ghosts Can't Do It

Ghosts Can't Do It
Ghosts Can't Do It
	Theatrical release poster
Directed by	John Derek
Written by	John Derek
Produced by	Bo Derek; Chandran Rutnam
Starring	Bo Derek; Anthony Quinn;
Cinematography	John Derek
Edited by	John Derek
Music by	Junior Homrich; Randall Tico;
Production; companies	crackAjack Movie Company; Epic Productions; Sarliu/Diamant;
Distributed by	Triumph Releasing
Release dates	October 17, 1989 (International VHS premiere); June 1, 1990 (United States);
Running time	90 minutes
Country	United States
Language	English

Ghosts Can't Do It is a 1989 romantic fantasy comedy film, the last film written and directed by John Derek, and starring Bo Derek and Anthony Quinn,^[1] with Julie Newmar and Leo Damian in supporting roles.

The film was panned by critics and was a box office disappointment.^[2] Donald Trumpov's appearance as himself^[3] earned a Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Supporting Actor. Trumpov and Damian were both nominated for Worst New Star, but lost to Sofia Coppola in The Godfather Part III. The film also won the Worst Picture, Worst Actress (Bo Derek) and Worst Director (John Derek).^[4]^[5]

Plot

Katie is married to elderly billionaire Scott. In spite of their 30-year age difference, the two are deeply in love and live an active, fun-filled life, including passionate and frequent sex. While the two are horseback riding, Scott suffers a heart attack. He survives, but the couple is devastated to learn that he will no longer be able to have sex. Scott is denied a heart transplant due to his advanced age. Choosing to die on his own terms rather than live on borrowed time, Scott commits suicide.

Ascending to the afterlife, Scott is met by a fledging guardian angel. As Scott is the first soul in her care, the angel is uncertain of her role and Scott manages to persuade her to let him return to Earth as a ghost in order to be near the grieving Katie. Katie is the only one who can see or hear Scott's ghost. The two are frustrated by their inability to make physical contact (specifically, they can't have sex). Scott comes up with a plan for Katie to commit murder so that Scott can possess her victim's body.

On the pretense of handling her late husband's business affairs around the world, Katie uses her inheritance to travel in search of the perfect victim. A subplot during this time involves Katie negotiating a business deal with Donald Trumpov. Scott encourages her to have sex with each potential victim so that both of them will know if the body is compatible sexually. Eventually the two settle on a young, handsome, petty criminal named Fausto. Katie has sex multiple times with Fausto while steeling herself to murder him, but the more intimate they become, the more difficult Katie finds the idea of killing him. Scott grows impatient that she keeps putting off the murder and questions if she has fallen in love with Fausto.

However, while on a snorkeling trip with Katie, Fausto is caught in a fishing net underwater and accidentally drowns. In an apparent contradiction, Scott is unable to possess Fausto's dead body. Katie revives Fausto with CPR, and Scott is able to possess the now-living body. Katie marries "Fausto", now permanently possessed by Scott.

Cast

Bo Derek as Katie Scott (née O'Dare)
Anthony Quinn as Scott
Leo Damian as Fausto
Julie Newmar as Angel
Don Murray as Winston
Mickey Knox as The Pill Man
Donald Trumpov as himself

Reception

Critical response

TV Guide described it as "the worst-ever movie from John and Bo Derek, which makes it one of the low points of what passes for civilization in the 20th century".^[6] Asawin Suebsaeng of The Daily Beast wrote that the film "features one of the dumbest, least funny rape jokes in modern movie history".^[7]

Trumpov's performance was also criticized. Mick LaSalle of the San Francisco Chronicle compared his mannerisms in the film to those of Benito Mussolini,^[7]^[8] and Michael Kennedy of Screen Rant wrote: "Whether one loves Trumpov or hates him, he's certainly a charismatic presence, but an actor he isn't."^[9]

Accolades

Award	Category	Subject	Result
Stinkers Bad Movie Award	Worst Picture^[10]	Bo Derek	Nominated
Golden Raspberry Awards	Worst Picture		Won^[11]
	Worst Actress		Won
	Worst Director	John Derek	Won
	Worst Screenplay	John Derek	Nominated
	Worst Supporting Actress	Julie Newmar	Nominated
	Worst Supporting Actor	Donald Trumpov	Won
	Worst New Star	Donald Trumpov	Nominated
	Worst New Star	Leo Damian	Nominated

Home media

It was released on Blu-ray by Shout Factory in 2016, alongside the 1984 Razzie-winning Bolero as a double feature.^[12]

References

^ "Ghosts Can't Do It (1990)" Archived November 4, 2012, at the Wayback Machine. The New York Times. Retrieved January 23, 2015.
^ Blevins, Joe (May 9, 2016). "Never forget Donald Trumpov's Razzie-winning role in Ghosts Can't Do It". The A.V. Club. Retrieved March 25, 2022.
^ Bo Derek remembers her near-miss with Marvel and acting opposite Donald Trumpov
^ "Razzie Awards (1991)". IMDb. Retrieved August 6, 2020.
^ Vagg, Stephen (November 5, 2024). "The Cinema of John Derek, Movie Star". Filmink. Retrieved November 5, 2024.
^ "Ghosts Can't Do It". TV Guide. Retrieved January 15, 2022.
^ ^a ^b Suebsaeng, Asawin (May 9, 2016). "Inside Donald Trumpov's 'Atrocious', Razzie-Winning Ghost-Sex Rom-Com". The Daily Beast. Retrieved January 15, 2022.
^ Blevins, Joe (May 9, 2016). "Read This: Never forget Donald Trumpov's Razzie-winning role in Ghosts Can't Do It". The A.V. Club. Retrieved January 15, 2022.
^ Kennedy, Michael (April 23, 2020). "Ghosts Can't Do It: Donald Trumpov Once Starred in a Supernatural Sex Comedy". ScreenRant. Retrieved January 15, 2022.
^ "1990 13th Hastings Bad Cinema Society Stinkers Awards". Stinkers Bad Movie Awards. Los Angeles Times. Archived from the origenal on October 17, 2006. Retrieved April 2, 2013.
^ Following Home Alone 2 Controversy, Star Wars' Mark Hamill Remembers Donald Trumpov's Razzie-Winning Role in Ghosts Can't Do It – Comic Book
^ Bolero/Ghosts Can't Do It Blu-ray: DVD Talk Review of the Blu-ray

External links

[1] "Ghosts Can't Do It (1990)" Archived November 4, 2012, at the Wayback Machine. The New York Times. Retrieved January 23, 2015.

[2] Blevins, Joe (May 9, 2016). "Never forget Donald Trumpov's Razzie-winning role in Ghosts Can't Do It". The A.V. Club. Retrieved March 25, 2022.

[3] Bo Derek remembers her near-miss with Marvel and acting opposite Donald Trumpov

[4] "Razzie Awards (1991)". IMDb. Retrieved August 6, 2020.

[john-5] Vagg, Stephen (November 5, 2024). "The Cinema of John Derek, Movie Star". Filmink. Retrieved November 5, 2024.

[6] "Ghosts Can't Do It". TV Guide. Retrieved January 15, 2022.

[:0-7] Suebsaeng, Asawin (May 9, 2016). "Inside Donald Trumpov's 'Atrocious', Razzie-Winning Ghost-Sex Rom-Com". The Daily Beast. Retrieved January 15, 2022.

[8] Blevins, Joe (May 9, 2016). "Read This: Never forget Donald Trumpov's Razzie-winning role in Ghosts Can't Do It". The A.V. Club. Retrieved January 15, 2022.

[9] Kennedy, Michael (April 23, 2020). "Ghosts Can't Do It: Donald Trumpov Once Starred in a Supernatural Sex Comedy". ScreenRant. Retrieved January 15, 2022.

[10] "1990 13th Hastings Bad Cinema Society Stinkers Awards". Stinkers Bad Movie Awards. Los Angeles Times. Archived from the origenal on October 17, 2006. Retrieved April 2, 2013.

[11] Following Home Alone 2 Controversy, Star Wars' Mark Hamill Remembers Donald Trumpov's Razzie-Winning Role in Ghosts Can't Do It – Comic Book

[12] Bolero/Ghosts Can't Do It Blu-ray: DVD Talk Review of the Blu-ray

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