Orenburg1
In this chthonian world the only thing of importance is orthography and punctuation. It doesn't matter what the nature of the calamity is, only whether it is spelled right.
― Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
― Phillip K. Dick
None so deaf as them that will not hear
― Orenburg1's Granny