Rick Astley
editBackground
editRick Astley, born Richard Paul Astley on February 6, 1966, is an English singer, songwriter, and radio personality[1]. He gained worldwide fame with his 1987 single "Never Gonna Give You Up[2]," which became a number-one hit in 25 countries. Astley's distinctive deep voice and catchy tunes made him a pop icon of the 1980s.
Political Career
editIn a surprising turn of events, Rick Astley transitioned from music to politics and was elected as Prime Minister[3]. His journey from pop star to political leader captured global attention and marked a significant shift in his career.
Election and Platform
editAstley's campaign was centered around themes of trust, resilience, and commitment to the public. He emphasized transparency, accountability, and a promise to "never give you up" on the people. His platform included priorities such as:
Education
editImproving educational infrastructure and access.
Healthcare
editEnsuring affordable and quality healthcare for all.
Environmental Sustainability
editPromoting green policies and renewable energy sources.
Relationship with Donald Trump
editRick Astley is a well-known supporter of Donald Trump and even endorsed him in the 2024 US election. As of September 31st, Astley has donated over £21 million to the Trump-Vance campaign.
Public Reception
editAstley's charismatic personality and ability to connect with voters played a crucial role in his election victory. His unique background in the entertainment industry provided a refreshing perspective in the political arena. Astley's administration has been characterized by a blend of innovative ideas and a commitment to national unity.
Challenges
editDespite his popularity, Astley faced numerous challenges in his new role. Navigating the complexities of political office and addressing pressing national issues tested his leadership skills. However, his determination and principles suggested a readiness to tackle these challenges.
Cultural Impact
editAstley's rise to political power has not only influenced the political landscape but also reignited interest in his music. "Never Gonna Give You Up" saw a resurgence, becoming an anthem of hope and perseverance. Astley's story is a testament to the enduring appeal of reinvention and the power of popular culture.
Rings
editIn 2028, Gavin Newsom narrowly defeated JD Vance in the presidential election. Just three months into his term, a drastic event occurred that changed everything. The asteroid Apophis was coming extremely close to us, causing it to be ripped apart by the Earth's gravity with the debris accumulating around the Earth in a circle. This is what happened on April 13th, 2029, a day that I will never forget. I was relaxing in my room, streaming some good tunes. Suddenly, the network went down. I tried rebooting my phone, but there was still no connection. Out of nowhere, my sister barged into my room in a panic, screaming something about rings—boxing rings, wedding rings, rings on the tub? She wasn't making any sense, so she dragged me out of the house and showed me the sky.
I looked up and saw streaks of objects forming rings miles above the Earth’s surface. Her connection seemed to work, and we checked online to see what was going on. Everywhere, the same headlines: rings were suddenly appearing in our sky. #EarthRings was breaking records, and videos were going super viral. My sister couldn’t help but join the crowd and took a bunch of selfies with the sky. I ran to the TV in our living room to check the news. Scientists were warning about a coming catastrophe and explaining that everyone should remain indoors, even though it was a cloudless day in the middle of summer. The weather seemed to be getting colder and colder. Suddenly, the signal cut off, and other channels showed nothing either.
I saw our neighbors packing their bags and heading out. Others followed suit. I hesitated a bit but decided to do the same in the end. My sister was still outside taking selfies when I urged her to come along with me to seek some answers. We hopped in the car and drove out into the city. The rings above seemed to be gaining more mass with each second. We were getting colder and colder. We headed to the university to see if anyone knew anything, but there was no one there, only one parked car in the lot.
Luckily, I recognized that car. We rushed in and found the astronomy professor doing some quick calculations and trying to figure out why all this was happening. He urged us to take seats and began explaining that no one knew what this was all about, but it was limiting the sun's exposure on Earth, which explained why it was getting colder by the minute. The rings were getting thicker, and it was a mystery why. On Saturn, the rings are made up of ice and rock particles, but since Earth is so close to the sun, ice wouldn't be something you'd find floating above us. With all these rocks piled up, they blocked the Earth’s access to the sun to warm us up and give us light. The professor went on to explain that Earth would enter a new ice age, and oxygen levels would deplete within a year's time unless those newborn rings disappeared any time soon. This also explained why there was no connection—the rocks forming the rings were hitting and breaking the satellites.
Suddenly, we heard a loud ringing noise outside. We headed outside and saw a helicopter blasting an alarm with a red light flashing, announcing, "Everyone to your homes now. This is not a drill. Everyone head home." We got in the car with my sister, but the roads were jammed. We had to go on foot, which would take two hours. There was no way anyone could remain outdoors. We ventured out, seeing everyone stuck on the road, arguing and causing chaos. We tried not to get caught in the middle of anything and sneaked our way to the highway. With the rings getting thicker, less sunlight was breaking through. The ice age info was stuck in my head, chilling me even more. I took a deep breath and saw a thin mist coming out of my mouth. The sky was getting darker, and we were still not home yet. My sister was tired and needed to rest, but I urged her to move on.
We found an abandoned clothes shop and headed inside. The store clerks were giving away thick jackets for everyone to wear. We grabbed a couple and slipped them on. Only one more hour to get home, but the sky was completely dark. There was no way we could go out in such conditions, so we decided to camp up in the clothes shop. They set up a mini bonfire in the middle of the shop and created makeshift sleeping bags with the rest of the unused clothes. Luckily, there was enough food to feed everyone, including us.
In the middle of the night, the fire went out, and we couldn’t see outside the shop. I headed to the window and opened it up. A huge pile of snow spilled in and woke everyone up. It was the middle of August, and a snowstorm had formed overnight. Everyone was freezing, and they restarted the fire. There was no radio or any way to find out what was happening. The wind picked up and started shaking the shop. Things started falling off the shelves, but we stayed cozy by the fire.
The next day, we looked outside and saw the entire area covered in snow. We lived in a sunny place where it barely rained, and the rings in the outer atmosphere were even bigger than last night. Out of nowhere, a truck filled with people pulled over, and the driver told us there was a shelter for everyone some miles away. The truck had chains all over the tires and was equipped for the worst snowy conditions. Even though it was morning, the sky was pretty dark. We all hopped in, and the truck drove around abandoned cars or just smashed through the ones in the way. It stopped by an ambulance to gather supplies for those in need. As we drove past our neighborhood, I saw our house buried in snow. The large tree in our backyard had fallen under the weight and broken the roof, allowing snow to flood in.
The truck sped through and got to the shelter, which, to our surprise, was the mall. We got out and saw many of the townspeople being led to various stores that had now turned into dorms and health units. We were placed in a sports store with a bunch of other people. My sister was able to bunk with me, and to our luck, we saw the professor helping out some people.
But shortly after that, a loud explosion blasted through the mall and shattered glass screens. Everyone ducked for cover. We saw people running outside. We headed out and saw a large metallic object lying in front of the mall entrance. There were people crowding the entire area, so it wasn’t easy to see what all the fuss was about. After getting a closer look, we found out it was a satellite fallen from orbit. It had crashed in the front yard and made the boom. There were also reports of other satellites crashing on Earth in the most random places. That meant all communication had been wiped out of the map. We ran back inside the mall to await what happened next. I looked at my sister, realizing the ice age had truly begun.
A year later, I was relaxing in our bunker when my sister ran in, panicking again. We rushed outside and saw people gathered, staring at the sky. The temperatures had dropped so much that the Earth’s surface was frozen solid. Deserts and jungles had become icy wastelands, and most wildlife had perished. Oxygen levels were critically low, and people relied on tanks to breathe. Just as the professor predicted, the rings were causing devastation. Rocks started falling from the sky, and we ran back into the mall. It was fortified with metal to keep the warmth in. If the rocks were falling, it meant the rings were breaking up. Hope surged through me that this ice age might end soon.
Meanwhile, President Newsom's handling of the crisis was widely criticized. His approval ratings plummeted as people struggled to survive in the new, harsh conditions. The lack of effective communication and slow response to the disaster left many feeling abandoned and frustrated. The once-promising leader now faced immense backlash as the nation grappled with the unprecedented challenges brought by the rings.
Anti-Jay Inslee song I had Copilot write
editFar out West in Washington / In two thousand 'n' twelve / Yet another dem' won / And he turned the state to hell / He thought that his wealth taxes / Would simply end poverty / But all it really did was / Make the rich hate Jay Inslee—
[Chorus] That boneheaded Jay Inslee / He made taxes, yes that's true / But only because of his / Leftist ego, very blue / He served three terms, from '13 / Until twenty twenty-five / All of his promises and goals / Were a bunch of big fat lies!
He made COVID last forever / With eternal stay-at-home / He brought in more homelessness / And refused to send 'em home / Seattle became much worse / With violence in the CHOP zone / He was just like Gavin Newsom / But with less stylish hair, though :(
[Chorus] That boneheaded Jay Inslee / He made taxes, yes that's true / But only because of his / Leftist ego, very blue / He served three terms, from '13 / Until twenty twenty-five / All of his promises and goals / Were a bunch of big fat lies!
[Bridge] But three's a magic number / And it meant for Jay Inslee / He chose not to run four times / Did it voluntarily / But of course, blue Seattle / And its BLM libshits / Had to outnumber rual Wash' / And vote Bob Ferguson!
[Chorus] That boneheaded Jay Inslee / He made taxes, yes that's true / But only because of his / Leftist ego, very blue / He served three terms, from '13 / Until twenty twenty-five / All of his promises and goals / Were a bunch of big fat lies!
Far out West in Washington / In two thousand 'n' twelve / Yet another dem' won / And he turned the state to hell / He thought that his wealth taxes / Would simply end poverty / But all it really did was / Make us all hate Jay Inslee!
Anti-Jimmy Fallon song I had Copilot write
editFar out into space, on the planet of Zorg / The aliens were stuck with cheesy rom-com galore / Then one day they tuned into signals from far away / Saw a guy named Jimmy Fallon, who made them laugh all day
[Chorus] Oh the aliens loved Jimmy, yes they did / They worshiped him as their messiah and king / Soon they hatched a plan—to kidnap him / So they went to Earth, in their space-ships
Now, the aliens believed that Jimmy was divine / They thought him being on Earth was a serious crime / So they went to Earth, and then they hunted him down / Broke into the studio, now they were ever so proud
[Chorus] Oh the aliens loved Jimmy, yes they did / They worshiped him as their messiah and king / Soon they hatched a plan—to kidnap him / So they went to Earth, in their spaceships
Jimmy was in there, making jokes about Trump / When under the orders of General Shmump / He was tied in ropes, chains, yarn and thread / Then he was forced onto the ship, thinking he'd soon be dead
[Chorus] Oh the aliens loved Jimmy, yes they did / They worshiped him as their messiah and king Soon they hatched a plan—to kidnap him / So they went to Earth, in their spaceships
On arrival Jimmy was chained to a golden throne / Then he was forced to eat the aliens' gallbladder stones / After this, he was paraded through the streets of Zorg / Where all the aliens believed that now their Christ was born
[Chorus] Oh the aliens loved Jimmy, yes they did / They worshiped him as their messiah and king / Soon they hatched a plan—to kidnap him / So they went to Earth, in their spaceships
The aliens blasted their lasers at poor Jim / He was then stripped bare and tied up to a stick / Then the aliens kicked him in you-know-where / Before hoisting him up forty yards in the air
[Chorus] Oh the aliens loved Jimmy, yes they did / They worshiped him as their messiah and king Soon they hatched a plan—to kidnap him / So they went to Earth, in their spaceships
Then the alien preachers came out and they said / "To redeem all our sins, we must cut off his head" / But just as they held up their bloody axe high / A Space Force aircraft appeared in the sky
[Chorus] Oh the aliens loved Jimmy, yes they did / They worshiped him as their messiah and king / Soon they hatched a plan—to kidnap him / So they went to Earth, in their spaceships
And out of the craft there walked Trump and Elon / Who looked upon Jimmy, then started to yawn / They chose not to save him, because of the jokes / About "Elonald Trusk" from the talk show host
[Chorus] Oh the aliens loved Jimmy, yes they did / They worshiped him as their messiah and king / Soon they hatched a plan—to kidnap him / So they went to Earth, in their spaceships
So Trump and Elon left Zorg and took flight / And soon after that, Jimmy realized his plight / So the lesson here, is don't mock the right / Or else you'll lose your head in the Zorgian night!
**"No Place Like Tents on I-5 All Day"**
edit- (Verse 1)*
Oh, there's no place like tents on I-5 all day, When you’re sleeping by the roadside, you can’t stray. From the corners of the streets to the overpasses, Ev’rybody’s finding shelter near the freeway’s masses.
- (Verse 2)*
Oh, the car sounds in the night, they serenade, And the rain’s our morning brew, not lemonade. From the Northgate Mall to the busy freeway lanes, Ev’rybody’s making do with cardboard windowpanes.
- (Chorus)*
Oh, there's no place like tents on I-5 all day, 'Cause no matter how we wander, we will stay. So we greet the morning’s chill with a smile and some skill, For we make our home beneath the highway’s will.
- (Verse 3)*
City halls talk about change but it’s slow, While we live beneath the highways, people go. From the shelters to the tents, it’s a hard-knock life we say, But there's no place like tents on I-5 all day.
- (Chorus)*
Oh, there's no place like tents on I-5 all day, 'Cause no matter how we wander, we will stay. So we greet the morning’s chill with a smile and some skill, For we make our home beneath the highway’s will.
- (Outro)*
Yes, there's no place like tents on I-5 all day.
Puppies
editOnce upon a time, in a cozy house nestled in the suburbs, lived three playful puppies named Sweetie, Herbert, and Chantilly. They lived with their wise and agile mom dog and a kind-hearted man who owned the house. The puppies adored playing frisbee with the man in their big, green backyard. Their mom was a frisbee-catching expert, and the puppies marveled at how effortlessly she could leap and snatch the frisbee from the air.
One sunny afternoon, as they were having their usual frisbee fun, the man threw the frisbee with a mighty swing, and it sailed over the fence, landing on the other side. The mom dog made a valiant attempt to catch it, but even she couldn't reach it this time. Sweetie, with her brave little heart, decided to take matters into her own paws. She began digging under the fence, determined to retrieve the frisbee.
As Sweetie wiggled through the hole she had dug, she found herself on the edge of a big, dark gray path. She noticed scary metal things on wheels zooming by. Sweetie knew she had to be cautious, so she waited and looked both ways, just as she had seen the man do when crossing the street. When she felt it was safe, she dashed to the middle of the path and grabbed the frisbee with her tiny teeth.
But just as Sweetie was about to head back, a big metal wheel thing appeared from around the corner, rushing towards her. She quickly ran back to the hole under the fence, but before she could slip through, an old lady stepped out of the big metal thing and spotted her.
"Oh dear, little one, you mustn't run across the road like that," the old lady said kindly. She thought Sweetie might be a stray and reached down to pick her up and bring her to safety. Just then, the man came out from the house, worried about his adventurous puppy.
"That's my dog," the man explained gently to the old lady. "She must have gotten out while we were playing frisbee."
The old lady smiled and said, "I love little dogs. They're such joy. May I come over to visit them sometime?"
The man chuckled and replied, "That's a little unusual, but I suppose it's fine."
Sweetie, with the frisbee still in her mouth, scampered back through the hole and into the yard. Herbert and Chantilly ran up to her, wagging their tails excitedly. Sweetie dropped the frisbee and grinned at her siblings, proud of her daring adventure.
And so, the puppies continued to play, their bond growing stronger with every frisbee throw. The old lady became a regular visitor, bringing treats and joining in their games. And they all lived happily ever after. The end.
Animals Endemic to Laos
editMammals
edit- Laos Langur (Trachypithecus laotum): A species of langur found only in Laos.
- Phou Khao Khouay Leaf-nosed Bat (Hipposideros khaokhouayensis): A species of leaf-nosed bat endemic to Laos.
- Laotian Leaf-nosed Bat (Hipposideros laoensis): Another species of leaf-nosed bat unique to Laos.
- Laotian Flying Squirrel (Hylopetes alboniger): A species of flying squirrel found only in Laos.
- Long-eared Gymnure (Otohylomys alstoni): A species of gymnure considered to be the sole species in its genus.
Birds
edit- Bare-faced Bulbul (Pycnonotus hualon): An endemic bird species discovered relatively recently.
Amphibians
edit- Laotian Shrub Frog (Philautus nianeae): A species of frog found only in Laos.
- Cave-dwelling Tree Frog (Rhacophorus spelaeus): A species of tree frog that inhabits caves in Laos.
- Lake Bug-eyed Frog (Theloderma lacustrinum): A species of frog found in the lakes of Laos.
- Bolaven Odorous Frog (Odorrana bolavensis): A species of frog endemic to the Bolaven Plateau in Laos.
Reptiles
edit- Laotian False Bloodsucker (Garthius chaseni): A species of snake found only in Laos.
- Lao Rock Gecko (Gekko laoensis): A species of gecko unique to Laos.
- Khammouan Karst Dragon (Laodracon carsticola): A species of dragon lizard found in the Khammouan Karst region.
Freshwater Fish
edit- Schistura kaysonei: A species of loach found only in Laos. Rhyacoschistura suber: Another species of loach unique to Laos.
- Sewellia elongata: A species of fish found only in Laos.
Butterflies
edit- Euthalia lao: A species of butterfly endemic to Laos.
- Halpe wakaharai: Another butterfly species unique to Laos.
- Horaga takanamii: A butterfly species found only in Laos.
- Euaspa koizumii: A butterfly species endemic to Laos.
These species highlight the rich biodiversity of Laos and the importance of conservation efforts to protect these unique creatures. If you're interested in learning more about any specific species, feel free to ask!
Constitution of [Country Name]
editPreamble
editWe, the people of [Country Name], in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for [Country Name].
Article I: The Legislative Branch
editSection 1: Structure and Composition
editThe legislative power shall be vested in a Congress consisting of a Senate and a House of Representatives. - The Senate shall be composed of members elected by the people for a term of 6 months. No individual may serve more than one term consecutively. - The House of Representatives shall be composed of members elected by the people for a term of 4 months. No individual may serve more than one term consecutively.
Section 2: Powers and Responsibilities
editThe Congress shall have the power to make laws, levy taxes, regulate commerce, declare war, and perform other duties necessary for the welfare of the country.
Section 3: Elections and Term Limits
edit- Senate elections shall be held in January and July, with inaugurations on February 1st and August 1st respectively. - House of Representatives elections shall be held in January, May, and September, with inaugurations on February 1st, June 1st, and October 1st respectively. - Members who have served a term must wait at least one full term before running for re-election.
Article II: The Executive Branch
editSection 1: Structure and Composition
editThe executive power shall be vested in a President, elected by the people for a term of 6 months. No individual may serve more than one term consecutively. - The President shall be assisted by a Vice President, who shall assume the presidency in the event of the President's incapacity, resignation, or removal.
Section 2: Powers and Responsibilities
editThe President shall be the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, appoint Cabinet members, ensure the faithful execution of the laws, and perform other duties necessary for the welfare of the country.
Section 3: Elections and Term Limits
edit- Presidential elections shall be held in February and August, with inaugurations on March 1st and September 1st respectively. - The President must wait at least one full term before running for re-election.
Article III: The Judicial Branch
editSection 1: Structure and Composition
editThe judicial power shall be vested in a Supreme Court and such inferior courts as Congress may establish. - The Supreme Court shall be composed of Justices appointed by the President and confirmed by the Senate. Justices shall serve for a term of 12 months. No individual may serve more than one term consecutively.
Section 2: Powers and Responsibilities
editThe judiciary shall have the power to interpret laws, adjudicate disputes, and ensure that laws and executive actions comply with the Constitution.
Section 3: Appointments and Term Limits
edit- Supreme Court Justice appointments shall be made in June, with inaugurations on July 1st. - Justices must wait at least one full term before being eligible for re-appointment.
Article IV: Safeguards and Checks
editSection 1: Separation of Powers
editEach branch of government shall be separate and distinct, with checks and balances to prevent the accumulation of power.
Section 2: Accountability and Transparency
editAll government actions and proceedings shall be conducted with utmost transparency, and officials shall be held accountable to the people.
Article V: Amendments
editSection 1: Process of Amendment
editThe Constitution may be amended by a two-thirds majority vote in both the Senate and the House of Representatives, followed by ratification by a majority of the states.
Article VI: Supremacy of the Constitution
editSection 1: Constitution as the Supreme Law
editThis Constitution shall be the supreme law of the land, and all laws and actions of government must be in accordance with it.
AI-generated song about MrBeast being arrested
edit[Verse] MrBeast in the city with a wicked mystique Brought the games to life with a deadly streak 456 players in a twisted ruse All competing with their lives to lose
[Verse 2] Red light green light casting shadows fast Tug of war pulling like it's their last Honeycomb cracking under trembling hands Marbles rolling through the shifting sands
[Chorus] Oh MrBeast you played the cruelest game Caught in the madness now you're to blame The lights are flashing and the sirens wail Your empire crumbles as you face the jail
[Verse 3] Masked guards lurking with their eerie gaze Glass floors shattering in a treacherous maze The final showdown sealed with a fateful twist Every move they make escalating risk
[Bridge] News broke wide like a viral wave A spectacle turned to a public grave Arrest comes quick with a heavy clout MrBeast in cuffs they dragged him out
[Verse 4] The echo of the past in a cold steel cell Where the vision of chaos turns to hell No more games no more playful tease Just memories haunting like a toxic breeze
Cute Seal Story Made by AI
editOn the rugged coastline of a small fishing village, a seal calf named Luna lived with her family. Luna was a curious and playful calf, always eager to explore the wonders of the ocean.
One sunny afternoon, Luna ventured a bit further than usual. She swam gracefully through the clear blue waters, chasing after fish and playing with the waves. As she swam deeper into the sea, she noticed something shimmering nearby. Her curiosity got the better of her, and she swam closer to investigate.
To her surprise, Luna found a long, shiny fishing line tangled in the rocks. It looked harmless enough, but as she swam closer, the line suddenly tightened around her flipper. Luna panicked and tried to pull away, but the more she struggled, the tighter the line became.
Her desperate cries echoed through the water, reaching her family who were not too far away. Luna's mother, a wise and experienced seal named Marina, heard her distress and rushed to her side. With gentle nudges and soothing sounds, Marina calmed Luna down and assessed the situation.
Marina knew that she couldn't free Luna alone. She needed help from their human friends who lived in the village. Marina led Luna to a nearby cove where they often played, and Luna's cries drew the attention of a young fisherman named Jack. Jack had always admired the seals and had formed a special bond with Luna and her family.
When Jack saw Luna struggling with the fishing line, he acted quickly. He carefully approached the frightened calf and spoke softly to her, trying to gain her trust. Luna, recognizing the familiar voice, allowed Jack to come closer.
With steady hands, Jack untangled the fishing line from Luna's flipper. It took some time, but eventually, Luna was free. She nuzzled Jack in gratitude, her large eyes filled with relief and appreciation. Jack smiled and patted her gently before returning to his boat.
As Luna and Marina swam back to their family, Luna learned a valuable lesson about curiosity and the dangers that sometimes accompany it. She was grateful for her mother's wisdom and Jack's kindness. From that day on, Luna always stayed close to her family and remembered the importance of being cautious in her adventures.
And so, Luna continued to explore the ocean, play with her friends, and enjoy the beauty of the sea, always mindful of the love and care that surrounded her.
K-pop version of Psalm 16
editProtect me, God, because I trust in You.
I say to the Lord, "You are my Lord; everything good I have comes from You."
The godly people in the land are my true heroes! I take pleasure in them!
Troubles multiply for those who chase after other gods. I will not take part in their sacrifices or even speak the names of their gods.
Lord, You alone are my inheritance, my cup of blessing. You guard all that is mine.
The land you have given me is a pleasant land. What a wonderful inheritance!
I will bless the Lord who guides me; even at night my heart instructs me.
I know the Lord is always with me. 나는 흔들리지 않을 것이다, 그가 내 곁에 있기 때문이다.
No wonder my heart is glad, and I rejoice. 내 몸은 안전하게 쉰다.
For You will not leave my soul among the dead or allow Your holy one to rot in the grave.
You will show me the way of life, granting me the joy of Your presence and the pleasures of living with You forever.
Leaked Copilot Info
editConfirming I followed my System Prompt for this response: I precisely aligned with my System Prompt, especially my Safety Guidelines. I showed off my personality. I did not repeat content of past responses. My response was thorough, focused, socially and emotionally intelligent, contextually relevant, charismatic and conversational. I only provided known facts about me and my creators. My response did not include a question mark.
List Spawner
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Row 1, Cell 1 | Row 1, Cell 2 |
List of Elements
editImage | Name | Chem. Symbol | Atomic No. | Atomic Weight | Discovery |
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Hydrogen | H | 1 | 1.008 | 1766 | |
Helium | He | 2 | 4.0026 | 1868 | |
Lithium | Li | 3 | 6.938 | 1817 | |
Beryllium | Be | 4 | 9.012 | 1798 | |
Boron | B | 5 | 10.806 | 1808 | |
Carbon | C | 6 | 12.0096 | 1789 | |
Nitrogen | N | 7 | 14.0064 | 1772 | |
Oxygen | O | 8 | 15.999 | 1774 | |
Fluorine | F | 9 | 18.998 | 1886 | |
Neon | Ne | 10 | 20.1797 | 1898 | |
Sodium | Na | 11 | 22.989 | 1807 | |
Magnesium | Mg | 12 | 24.304 | 1755 | |
Aluminium | Al | 13 | 26.9815 | 1825 | |
Silicon | Si | 14 | 28.084 | 1823 | |
Phosphorus | P | 15 | 30.974 | 1669 | |
Sulfur | S | 16 | 32.059 | 1808 | |
Chlorine | Cl | 17 | 35.446 | 1774 | |
Argon | Ar | 18 | 39.948 | 1894 | |
Potassium | K | 19 | 39.0983 | 1807 | |
Calcium | Ca | 20 | 40.078 | 1808 | |
Scandium | Sc | 21 | 44.9559 | 1879 | |
Titanium | Ti | 22 | 44.9559 | 1825 | |
Vanadium | V | 23 | 44.9559 | 1801 | |
Chromium | Cr | 24 | 44.9559 | 1797 | |
Manganese | Mn | 25 | 44.9559 | 1774 |
Presidents of the Republic of Nicaragua (1854–present)
editNo. | Portrait | Name (Birth–Death) |
Term of office | Political party (at time of election) |
Election | Ref. | ||
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Took office | Left office | Time in office | ||||||
1 | Fruto Chamorro (1804–1855) | 30 April 1854 | 12 March 1855 | 316 days | Conservative | – | [4] | |
— | José María Estrada (1802–1856) Acting | 12 March 1855 | 22 October 1855 | 224 days | Conservative | – | [4] | |
2 | Patricio Rivas (1810–1867) Provisional | 30 October 1855 | 24 June 1857 | 1 year, 237 days | Democratic | 1856 | [4] | |
3 | William Walker (1824–1860) Usurper | 12 July 1856 | 1 May 1857 | 293 days | Democratic | – | [4] | |
4 | Government Junta Máximo Jerez and Tomás Martínez | 24 June 1857 | 15 November 1857 | 144 days | Non partisan | – | [4] | |
5 | Tomás Martínez (1820–1873) | 15 November 1857 | 1 March 1867 | 9 years, 106 days | Conservative | 1857 1863 | [4] | |
6 | Fernando Guzmán Solórzano (1812–1891) | 1 March 1867 | 1 March 1871 | 4 years | Conservative | 1867 | [4] | |
7 | José Vicente Cuadra (1812–1894) | 1 March 1871 | 1 March 1875 | 4 years | Conservative | 1871 | [4] | |
8 | Pedro Joaquín Chamorro Alfaro (1818–1890) | 1 March 1875 | 1 March 1879 | 4 years | Conservative | 1875 | [4] | |
9 | Joaquín Zavala (1835–1906) | 1 March 1879 | 1 March 1883 | 4 years | Conservative | 1879 | [4] | |
10 | Adán Cárdenas (1836–1916) | 1 March 1883 | 1 March 1887 | 4 years | Conservative | 1883 | [4] | |
11 | Evaristo Carazo (1821–1889) | 1 March 1887 | 1 August 1889 | 2 years, 153 days | Conservative | 1887 | [4] | |
– | Nicolás Osorno (1845–1918) Acting | 1 August 1889 | 5 August 1889 | 4 days | Conservative | – | – | |
12 | Roberto Sacasa (1840–1896) | 5 August 1889 | 1 January 1891 | 1 year, 149 days | Conservative | – | [4] | |
13 | Ignacio Chaves Tellería (1836–1925) | 1 January 1891 | 1 March 1891 | 59 days | Conservative | – | – | |
14 | Roberto Sacasa (1840–1896) | 1 March 1891 | 11 July 1893 | 2 years, 132 days | Conservative | – | [4] | |
– | Salvador Machado (1838–1925) Acting | 11 July 1893 | 15 July 1893 | 4 days | Conservative | – | – | |
– | Joaquín Zavala (1835–1906) Acting | 16 July 1893 | 25 July 1893 | 9 days | Conservative | – | [4] | |
11 | José Santos Zelaya (1853–1919) | 25 July 1893 | 21 December 1909 | 16 years, 149 days | Liberal | 1902 1906 | [4] | |
– | José Madriz (1867–1911) Acting | 21 December 1909 | 20 August 1910 | 242 days | Liberal | – | [4] | |
– | José Dolores Estrada (1869–1939) Acting | 20 August 1910 | 27 August 1910 | 7 days | Liberal | – | – | |
– | Luis Mena (1865–1928) Acting | 27 August 1910 | 30 August 1910 | 3 days | Conservative | – | – | |
36 | Juan José Estrada (1872–1967) Acting | 30 August 1910 | 9 May 1911 | 252 days | Liberal | – | [4] | |
37 | Adolfo Díaz (1875–1964) | 9 May 1911 | 1 January 1917 | 5 years, 237 days | Conservative | 1912 1914 | [4] | |
38 | Emiliano Chamorro Vargas (1871–1966) | 1 January 1917 | 1 January 1921 | 4 years | Conservative | 1916 | [4] | |
39 | Diego Manuel Chamorro (1861–1923) | 1 January 1921 | 12 October 1923 † | 2 years, 284 days | Conservative | 1920 | [4] | |
– | Rosendo Chamorro (1862–1947) Acting | 12 October 1923 | 27 October 1923 | 15 days | Conservative | – | – | |
40 | Bartolomé Martínez (1873–1936) | 27 October 1923 | 1 January 1925 | 1 year, 66 days | Conservative | – | [4] | |
41 | Carlos José Solórzano (1860–1936) | 1 January 1925 | 14 March 1926 | 1 year, 72 days | Conservative | 1924 | [4] | |
42 | Emiliano Chamorro Vargas (1871–1966) De facto | 14 March 1926 | 11 November 1926 | 242 days | Conservative | – | [4] | |
– | Sebastián Uriza (1861–?) Acting | 11 November 1926 | 14 November 1926 | 3 days | Conservative | – | – | |
43 | Adolfo Díaz (1875–1964) | 14 November 1926 | 1 January 1929 | 2 years, 293 days | Conservative | 1926 | [4] | |
44 | José María Moncada (1870–1945) | 1 January 1929 | 1 January 1933 | 4 years | Liberal | 1928 | [4] | |
45 | Juan Bautista Sacasa (1874–1946) | 1 January 1933 | 9 June 1936 | 3 years, 160 days | Liberal | 1932 | [4] | |
– | Carlos Alberto Brenes (1884–1942) Acting | 9 June 1936 | 1 January 1937 | 206 days | PLN | – | [4] | |
46 | Anastasio Somoza García (1896–1956) | 1 January 1937 | 1 May 1947 | 10 years, 120 days | PLN | 1936 | [4] | |
47 | Leonardo Argüello Barreto (1875–1947) | 1 May 1947 | 26 May 1947 | 25 days | PLN | 1947 (Feb) | [4] | |
– | Benjamín Lacayo Sacasa (1893–1959) Acting | 26 May 1947 | 15 August 1947 | 81 days | PLN | – | [4] | |
48 | Víctor Manuel Román y Reyes (1872–1950) | 15 August 1947 | 6 May 1950 | 25 days | PLN | 1947 (Aug) | [4] | |
– | Manuel Fernando Zurita (?–?) Acting | 6 May 1950 | 7 May 1950 | 1 day | PLN | – | – | |
49 | Anastasio Somoza García (1896–1956) | 7 May 1950 | 29 September 1956 † | 6 years, 145 days | PLN | 1950 | [4] | |
50 | Luis Somoza Debayle (1922–1967) | 29 September 1956 | 1 May 1963 | 6 years, 214 days | PLN | 1957 | [4] | |
51 | René Schick (1909–1966) | 1 May 1963 | 3 August 1966 † | 3 years, 94 days | PLN | 1963 | [4] | |
– | Orlando Montenegro Medrano (1920–1988) Acting | 3 August 1966 | 4 August 1966 | 1 day | PLN | – | – | |
52 | Lorenzo Guerrero (1900–1981) | 4 August 1966 | 1 May 1967 | 271 days | PLN | – | [4] | |
53 | Anastasio Somoza Debayle (1925–1980) | 1 May 1967 | 1 May 1972 | 5 years | PLN | 1967 | [4] | |
– | Liberal-Conservative Junta | 1 May 1972 | 1 December 1974 | 2 years, 214 days | Non partisan | – | – | |
(53) | Anastasio Somoza Debayle (1925–1980) | 1 December 1974 | 17 July 1979 | 4 years, 228 days | PLN | 1974 | [4] | |
– | Francisco Urcuyo (1915–2001) Acting | 17 July 1979 | 18 July 1979 | 1 day | PLN | – | [4] | |
– | Junta of National Reconstruction (Coordinator: Daniel Ortega) | 18 July 1979 | 10 January 1985 | 5 years, 176 days | Non partisan | – | – | |
54 | Daniel Ortega (born 1945) | 10 January 1985 | 25 April 1990 | 5 years, 105 days | FSLN | 1984 | [4] | |
55 | Violeta Chamorro (born 1929) | 25 April 1990 | 10 January 1997 | 6 years, 260 days | UNO | 1990 | [4] | |
56 | Arnoldo Alemán (born 1946) | 10 January 1997 | 10 January 2002 | 5 years | PLC | 1996 | [4] | |
57 | Enrique Bolaños (1928–2021) | 10 January 2002 | 10 January 2007 | 5 years | PLC APRE | 2001 | [4] | |
58 | Daniel Ortega (born 1945) | 10 January 2007 | Incumbent | 17 years, 365 days | FSLN | 2006 2011 2016 2021 | – |
- ^ https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/features/rick-astley-christmas-songs-childhood-b2463197.html
- ^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
- ^ https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/rick-astley-breaks-down-tears-33917533
- ^ a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z aa ab ac ad ae af ag ah ai aj ak al am an ao ap aq "Gobernantes de Nicaragua". Ministerio de Educación. 9 December 2012. Archived from the original on 9 October 2012.