User:IAmChaos/userboxes
| GMT ? | This user's time zone depends on whenever he decides to get up today. |
| GMT var | This user's time zone changes every so many days/weeks/months. |
 | This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time. |
| This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time. |
| 00:00 | This user uses 24-hour time. |
 | This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time. |
 | This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. |
 | This user loves deadlines. He loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by. |
 | This user has witnessed the light turn off inside their refrigerator. |