User:John Allans
John Allans is a student at George Washington University. He is majoring in Nuclear Physics and is very conservative. I wouldn't suggest vandalizing wikipedia as long as he's around.
John Allans prefers to refer to himself in the third person.
 | This user loves the taste of BAWLS in their mouth. |
| S-1 | This user only drinks carbonated beverages on special occasions. |
 | This user enjoys chess. |
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This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering |
 | This user is addicted to video games. |
 | This user is a Japanophilic gamer. |
| DQ | This user plays the Dragon Quest series. |
| ’M | Wild MissingNo. appeared! |
| MI | This user knows all the Monkey Island Insults by heart! |
 | This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism. |
| excl | This editor is an exclusionist. |
 | This user overuses userboxes. |