TL;DR: My work overlaps code, infra, UX, security, legal, docs, and whatever else has an open Jira card (I write them too).
- Promoted to lead dev at 18, building a B2B analytics platform used by 10,000+ enterprise users from Seara, Danone, Panco, Coty, Ruby Rose, and many more (yes, I'm name-dropping)
- Architected backend systems, automation pipelines, onboarding flows, and authored public-facing legal policy docs (I also handle the 100+ question security audits and client validation calls)
- Built solo Godot tools and FX systems used by indie devs
- Designed CLIs, dashboards, and internal utilities just to avoid clicking things manually
- Published things I'd actually use. Archived the rest. No regrets.
I build things to do my job for me, document themselves (sometimes), and mostly don't delete the dev db (last incident 7/27/25).
- 🖥️ Infra & Backend Systems: Python, C#, cloud orchestration, and anti-suffering scripts
- 🎮 Godot Engine Tools: Custom shaders, particle FX, scripting modules
- 📊 Dashboards & UI Stuff: Built to survive stakeholders and product meetings
- 📋 Legal & Docs: Not cool. Not fun. But someone has to answer the 122-question security questionnaires at 2 AM
| Project | Status | Stack | TL;DR |
|---|---|---|---|
| Swibly | 🟢 Live | SvelteKit · Go · PostgreSQL · Railway | A real-time, collaborative, lightweight, customizable, floor plan editor. (buzzword quota met) |
| VesperaFX | 🟡 Maintained | GLSL · Python | Shader playground for Godot. High performance, high appetite for VRAM. |
| Kubic | ⚫ Dead | Gamemaker Language | Full game built for... a school project. Why sleep when you can get a "wow" from a professor? |
| Skill Icons Web Builder | 🟢 Live | SvelteKit · TS · Tailwind | Drag-n-drop UI for skill icons. Built because no one else had the decency to. |
| mess | 🟡 Maintained | Go | CLI for lazy file org. It's just mkdir + touch + chmod + chwon in a single command. |
| salvation | 🟡 Maintained | Go | A generic Go wrapper for optional values, inspired by Rust's Option and Haskell's Maybe. |
| DuckOS | 🟢 Live | React · TS · SASS | Browser-based fake OS (and old portfolio too). Fun, useless, therapeutic. |
🧪 More projects on my portfolio. Some are offline. Blame capitalism.
Languages
TypeScript • Go • C# • Python
Frameworks
Svelte • React • Next.js • .NET/ASPNET
Infra & DevOps
Docker • AWS • Firebase • Linux (of course)
Databases
PostgreSQL • MongoDB
Want to collaborate? Need tooling for your project? Hiring someone to document the good, the bad, and the ugly?
- 📧 Proton:
patommmmm@proton.me(preferred) - 📨 Gmail:
andrescalisejr@gmail.com - 💬 Discord:
patomcio
- 🇧🇷 Portuguese: native
- 🇺🇸 English: it is what they say "If you don't speak English, you are practically illiterate"
- 🇫🇮 Finnish: i won't understand you, but i'll fake it by nodding
- 🇷🇺 Russian: "My system is stuck in it. I must adapt." level
pls send help