Portal: The Movie (2003)
Unrated
Short | 29 min | Short, Comedy

Portal: The Movie (2003)

Unrated

Short | 29 min | Short, Comedy

"A man's self-destructive urges for hot-sauce consumption lead him on a journey to hell and back... through his toilet." Portal, The Movie may be the most important toliet movie since the advent of hidden cameras. Exploring the virtues of ...See more"A man's self-destructive urges for hot-sauce consumption lead him on a journey to hell and back... through his toilet." Portal, The Movie may be the most important toliet movie since the advent of hidden cameras. Exploring the virtues of peer pressure while exposing the dark underworld of the plumbing industry, Portal delves into the depths of addiction, hallucinatory-erotic dance, and the doldrums of office life. The movie's protagonist John, must ask himself, "Who are you? And why are you in my bathroom?" Imploringly, Portal leaves us asking ourselves that same question, over and over again until we realize that we've wasted another day in front of the mirror applying sticks and sticks of lipstick to our sick and trembling lips. Written by Casey Wickson and Bill Sebastian See less

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44 cast members

Name	Known for
Bill Sebastian John John See fewer	The Young and the Restless (1973)
Chad Cline Feznook Feznook See fewer	Blue Gender: The Warrior (2002)
Laurie Walton Darcy Darcy See fewer	Prison-a-Go-Go! (2003)
Frank Mastrangelo Frank (as Frank X. Mastrangelo) Frank (as Frank X. Mastrangelo) See fewer	Robots Are Blue (2005)
Robert McCollum The Plumber (as Rob McCollum) The Plumber (as Rob McCollum) See fewer	Attack on Titan (2013)
Doug Luke The Priest The Priest See fewer	Return to Sender (I) (2004)
Randal Scott Vin (as Randy Williams) Vin (as Randy Williams) See fewer	Found (I) (2008)
Tom Parr Big Frank Big Frank See fewer	Love Machine (2004)
James Thomas Gilbert Sean (as James Gilbert) Sean (as James Gilbert) See fewer	American Crime Story (2016)
Mooney Gupta Mooney Mooney See fewer	Portal: The Movie (2003)
Quoc Nguyen Quoc Quoc See fewer	It's the Delivery (2009)
Kristin McCollum Satellite Woman Satellite Woman See fewer	Prison Break (2005)
Blake Franson Paku Paku See fewer	Breaking In (2002)
William Andrew White A-Dog (as Andy White) A-Dog (as Andy White) See fewer	Skid Marks (2007)
Ross Blake Coach Coach See fewer	The Love Epidemic (1975)
Ralph Goin Father Father See fewer	The Significant Other (2012)
Beth Bush Teacher Teacher See fewer	Timequest (2000)
Jacqueline Seward Bus Driver Bus Driver See fewer	Portal: The Movie (2003)
Margaret Lake Mother-In-Law Mother-In-Law See fewer	Ciao (2008)
Phil Harrington Gino Gino See fewer	F5 (2009)
Teri Odell Step-Mother Step-Mother See fewer	Portal: The Movie (2003)
Denise Marek-Plumb Business Woman (as DenisePlumb) Business Woman (as DenisePlumb) See fewer	Space Cowboys (2000)
John F. Beach Walt (as John Beach) Walt (as John Beach) See fewer	It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
Jennifer Breckel Friend Friend See fewer	Team O'Hara (2006)
Tom Zembrod Friend (as Tom 'Stretch' Zembrod) Friend (as Tom 'Stretch' Zembrod) See fewer	From the Dark (I) (2009)
Caroline Blackwell Friend Friend See fewer	The Bloodletting (2004)
Melissa LeMure Friend Friend See fewer	Portal: The Movie (2003)
Darick Barnes Friend Friend See fewer	Theory of Revenge (2003)
Jess Price Friend Friend See fewer	Walker, Texas Ranger (1993)
Adam Dapkus Friend Friend See fewer	Baccano! (2007)
Amy Morris She-Devil She-Devil See fewer	Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
Laura Beth Leither She-Devil She-Devil See fewer	Zombie Campout (2002)
Patricia Campbell She-Devil She-Devil See fewer	They Feed (2005)
Stephen Linville Partygoer Partygoer See fewer	Bikini Detectives (2011)
Julia Polozova Partygoer Partygoer See fewer	Fall to Grace (2005)
Clarke Lindsley Televangelist Televangelist See fewer	Rooms (1998)
Cindy Mayfield Televangelist Televangelist See fewer	Cyberstalker (1995)
Regan Adair Johnny Shitza Johnny Shitza See fewer	Hurricane Bianca (2016)
Renee Krapff Diarrhea Wife Diarrhea Wife See fewer	To Catch a Witch
Beauen Bogner Diarrhea Husband (as Beau Bogner) Diarrhea Husband (as Beau Bogner) See fewer	Karen Is Missing/Tale of Fray (2013)
Barak Epstein Diarrhea Model Diarrhea Model See fewer	Prison-a-Go-Go! (2003)
Lauren Graham Diarrhea Model Diarrhea Model See fewer	Cornman: American Vegetable Hero (2001)
Elizabeth Van Winkle Transgender Freak Transgender Freak See fewer	Midlothia (2007)
Bertha Salazar Booty Girl Booty Girl See fewer	Robots Are Blue (2005)

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