Fresh Script
Fresh Script
by
Lauryn Kahn
(COMPLETE FAILURE
BY BLOOD ORANGE PLAYING)
(SIGHS)
(HUMMING)
(CELL PHONE
NOTIFICATION CHIMES)
What?
I know. Like...
(SCOFFS) I obviously
don't mind paying,
MOLLIE:
That's what I'm sayin'.
Is this
what you tell your kids?
-(CHUCKLES)
-No.
(NOA GROANS)
Girl...
Mmm.
-Love you.
-Okay, I love you more.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Okay, let's do this.
(WATER BUBBLING)
CHAD: (MUFFLED)
So I love hot sauce.
-So...
-Oh, yeah. That, um, sucks.
-Mmm.
-But I love it, so...
-(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
-Yeah.
Mexican spices
Yeah.
Mmm.
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) What?
the women
in our parents' generation,
Like, nowadays,
oversized everything,
like it's a blanket.
You know
what I'm saying, right?
-Um...
-It's like...
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
My brother
is coming into town.
Shit!
Quick, come.
-Sparkling.
-Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
I don't think
she speaks English.
(MEAT SIZZLING)
(BELL JINGLES)
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
I... I don't
Wow.
I was literally
just being polite.
(SCOFFS) Okay.
(SCOFFS)
Um...
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
-(PANTS)
-(KEYS JINGLE)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Oh, fuck.
(BABY COOS)
-Let's switch.
-Yeah.
I don't know
how you do it, Mollie.
Do what?
Dating people.
-(NOA LAUGHS)
-Come on, now.
(GRUNTING)
Time, everyone!
I mean that.
-(GROWLS)
-Now give yourselves
a round of applause.
-Whoo!
-(ALL CLAPPING)
Great job!
-Bam! (CHUCKLES)
-Ah! (LAUGHS)
-(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
-(HUMMING SOFTLY)
(MUNCHING)
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
(SIGHS)
Oh, fuck.
STEVE: (ECHOING)
Have you ever had these?
Grapes?
-Really?
-Yeah.
I can tell
you don't believe me,
so you're
gonna have to try one.
Okay.
-Right?
-Holy shit. Mmm.
-Wow.
-Science.
(INHALES SHARPLY)
I just come
to the fruit section
to talk to random,
very good-looking people
Do you think
It's really
just so I have a story
Okay.
Oh.
-Mist.
-Rain forest.
(NOA CHUCKLES)
Always good
to have a little mist, Noa.
-Yes, mystery.
-Yeah.
I'm Steve.
Good night.
Good night.
MOLLIE: What?
NOA: Yeah.
-(NOA LAUGHS)
-Wow.
Mmm. Okay.
Probably.
Less games,
(BOTH LAUGH)
So don't play the games,
Maybe.
I could use
-Hi.
-STEVE: Hey!
-Yeah.
-The bears are, you know...
Exactly.
as many cherries
as you can spare, please?
Copy.
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
Ay-yo.
-Hi.
-Hey.
-I'm Steve.
-Oh.
Noa.
Um...
-yeah.
-Nice.
What about you?
My second residency.
-Oh! Residency.
-Yeah.
-A doctor? Oh!
-I'm a doctor. Yeah.
Wow!
I just... I work
in reconstructive surgery.
(BOTH LAUGH)
No, of course.
You got, you know...
-Boob jobs.
-Boob jobs.
-You got your butt lifts.
-Implants.
-Face-lifts
-Face-lifts.
-That is amazing.
-(CHUCKLES) Don't worry.
-Wow. Yes.
-That do the trick?
STEVE: Perfect.
-(GLASSES CLINK)
-Cheers.
So, what about your family?
and my dad
died a while back, so...
-Yeah.
-I'm sorry.
My dad is in Texas
-Sorry.
-So... But it's...
-I'm sorry.
-It's okay. It's okay.
-Perfect.
-Great.
STEVE:
...co-ordinated like that.
-Definitely not.
-No?
Send me a letter!
"Dearest..."
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
NOA: What?
(CLICKS TONGUE)
-Okay.
-You do.
Mmm...
Yes. Um...
I...
hate this.
I mean, um...
STEVE: Mmm.
The, like...
I don't know,
I just think that, um...
fucking idiots.
-So dumb.
-(LAUGHS)
-They are.
-STEVE: They're so dumb.
finding happiness
through someone else.
I don't know,
maybe it's not meant for me,
Fuck it.
(NOA MOANS)
(OBJECTS CLATTER)
(PANTING)
What?
Oh, wow.
Or eat?
No, just...
Just you.
(SIGHS)
(STEVE GROANS)
Mmm. (CHUCKLES)
-Morning.
-Good morning.
-Hello.
-(NOA CHUCKLES)
-(STEVE SIGHS)
-Coffee?
Oh, no.
Get that D!
(NOA CHUCKLES)
"Fuck it."
And it was actually
very freeing.
MOLLIE: Okay!
-Say what?
-Yeah.
Whatcha mean?
Okay. Whatever.
Stop raining on my sex parade.
-(MOLLIE SCOFFS)
-Please?
-Paul?
-He was our bartender.
Probably because
you can't be tamed.
-(CHUCKLES)
-You need to roam free.
That is true.
I love you.
they're insane.
NOA: Oh!
In fact, I actually
want you to finish that plate.
I dare you
to finish that plate.
-No!
-(LAUGHS) No, no... Why?
-This is my favorite...
-But it does...
Hey, listen,
you have to eat the...
I can't.
You've ruined it for me now.
Yeah.
(CHUCKLES) Maybe.
(CHUCKLES)
My best friend, Mollie.
STEVE: Hmm.
What?
-(NOA CHUCKLES)
-Let's go. Come on.
Here we go.
Okay.
This. That.
-Yeah. To me.
-Oh, no, no. Okay.
It's a salsa.
-(NOA GROANS)
-I have to. I have to.
(NOA LAUGHS)
Uh, yeah.
-Yeah?
-Yeah, um...
Wherever.
Somewhere... fun.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What? Where?
-It's a surprise.
-Hold on, Noa.
Uh-uh. A surprise?
I don't like that.
Okay, fine.
-Right?
-(CHUCKLES)
-I love you.
-I love you more.
-Bye.
-Bye.
-NOA: Hey.
-Hi.
So I figured maybe
we go to my place
-Look at you.
-(CHUCKLES)
All right.
I'm excited.
(NOA CHUCKLES)
That's it.
-Really?
-(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
What?
I've always wanted to go.
You're not just saying that?
STEVE: Yeah,
it's gonna be good.
NOA: Ugh.
My cell isn't working.
Cool.
(CHUCKLES)
(SONG CONTINUES
ON CAR STEREO)
(STEVE GROANS)
(STEVE SIGHS)
NOA: Yeah.
It's amazing.
Who knew?
(IMPERCEPTIBLE CONVERSATION)
(STEVE EXHALES DEEPLY)
Oh.
-Kinda disappointing.
-(STEVE LAUGHS)
(ROMANTIC SONG
PLAYING ON SPEAKER)
(DRAWERS CLATTERING)
(DISHES CLANGING)
-(SNIFFS)
-STEVE: Sizing me up?
Oh. Yeah.
Smells good.
-(CHUCKLES)
-Okay.
(GLASSES CLINK)
Still no service.
By the way,
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Very thoughtful.
(DRINK POURING)
STEVE: Cheers.
Cheers.
-NOA: Mmm.
-Mmm?
-Yeah?
-Mmm.
Um...
-Peach?
-No.
NOA: Um...
-Apricot?
-Oh.
-No.
-No?
-What? Fuck.
-So close. (CHUCKLES)
-(CHUCKLES)
-So close. Come on.
NOA: Hmm.
-Nectarine?
-Yes!
-Really?
-Yeah, you got it.
(STEVE CHUCKLES)
Nectarine.
Um...
Your, uh,
your house is intimidating.
No pretending.
Hmm.
multiple lights,
the whole ordeal.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
What? Sorry.
(CHUCKLES)
Come here.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(EXHALES)
(GROANS)
Hey.
STEVE: Hi.
(EXHALES)
(INHALES DEEPLY)
What...
What happened?
I drugged you.
(CHUCKLES DRYLY)
(METAL CLINKING)
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
What, um...
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
Hmm. Hmm...
Mmm-mmm.
Can't do that.
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
I can't do that.
(WHIMPERING)
Please, please,
please, please.
This is a joke.
(SIGHS) Look,
why don't you just try to...
-Noa.
-Don't! Don't! Don't!
Steve! (HYPERVENTILATES)
-Noa.
-(PANTS, WHIMPERS)
(CRYING)
Come on, Noa, think. What...
(CRYING)
Steve...
(NOA WHIMPERS,
BREATHING HEAVILY)
All right?
-(SHOUTS) Noa!
-(GASPS)
It's a thing.
So...
All right?
But listen, until then,
I'm actually
a really good cook.
nothing bad
has to happen, all right?
And look.
This isn't bad, right?
By the way,
look at the sunset. Look...
-(NOA YELLS)
-(STEVE GRUNTS)
-(CONTINUES YELLING)
-(CHAIN RATTLES)
(CRYING)
(GRUNTS)
(SHUSHES)
(WHISPERING)
Be quiet. Calm down.
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(WHIMPERING)
(SOBBING)
MOLLIE: Hi,
where the fuck are you?
You're getting me
all freaked out.
(SCOFFS)
Trippin'.
Help me!
PENNY: I can't...
I can't help you.
Fuck!
(NOA SNIFFLES)
Noa.
I'm Penny.
Met Steve.
(PENNY CHUCKLES)
being eaten.
to be honest. (CHUCKLES)
(MUMBLES)
Your... Your...
PENNY: (CHUCKLES)
She's lost her mind.
No judgment here.
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
Hmm...
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
-(CLATTERING)
-WOMAN: Motherfucking...
(MOLLIE CHUCKLES)
(MESSAGE NOTIFICATION CHIMES)
Okay.
Fuck.
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(GLASS CLINKS)
(SIGHS)
STEVE: Hey.
I need to shower.
Alone?
Just one?
(STEVE CHUCKLES)
Is that a yes?
(CLICKS TONGUE)
(SOFTLY) Okay.
I know things
are a little different,
I meant everything
I said to you.
Just...
no games, right?
No projections?
(STEVE SIGHS)
(DISCORDANT
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(YELLS, GRUNTS)
-(BOTH GRUNT)
-Bad girl.
(BODY THUDS)
(RESTLESS HEART
BY PETER CETERA PLAYING)
(STEVE HUMMING)
(EKG MACHINE
BEEPING STEADILY)
STEVE: I know.
STEVE: Hmm...
(NOA GASPS)
NOA: No.
-STEVE: Yes.
-No.
(WHIMPERING) Please.
(GASPS, CRYING)
Hey.
(SCOFFS)
Yo.
And I wanted
to see your face again.
I did.
-The police.
-Yeah.
-(CHUCKLES)
-Don't do that.
(SIGHS) Mollie.
She told me
that you were their bartender
Please?
(SIGHS)
She's doing the pouty lip.
-(SIGHS)
-Just think about it. For me?
Shit.
-Hey.
-Get outta here.
-Me?
-Mmm-hmm.
(SIGHS)
PENNY: Noa.
(GRUNTING)
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
I can't believe
I slept with him.
PENNY: Wait,
I don't think
any of the others did either.
(NOA GROANS)
(NOA SIGHS)
PENNY: (CHUCKLES)
It is not our fault, Noa.
always...
theirs.
(PENNY SOBBING)
(SIGHS)
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
(MOLLIE CHUCKLES)
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
-What...
-(MACHINE WHIRRING)
(SIGHS)
The fuck?
-(SIGHS)
-(NOA GRUNTING)
(URINATING)
Fuck.
(PANTING)
(PENNY SCREAMS)
(SIGHS)
I'm so tired.
(SIGHS)
I had to be up at 6:00.
You're up
fuckin' three hours later.
Still in denial?
Yeah. Well...
but eventually
you're gonna learn to accept
that things
don't always turn out
the way
you thought they would.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
(SIGHS)
NOA: Penny?
Penny, please,
just answer already.
Please, Penny.
Penny!
Oh, fuck.
Jesus.
(NOA SIGHS)
PENNY: (SHAKILY)
I'm done, Noa.
(EXHALES)
(PENNY CRYING)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
And that
all his weirdo friends
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Just...
stay strong.
Okay?
(UPBEAT MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
(CHUCKLES)
(CLEARS THROAT)
My name is Mollie, and...
No.
(ANN SIGHS)
Hi.
Hi.
Okay.
Well...
It depends on
where it comes from
But...
NOA: Hmm.
That's it?
(CHUCKLES WRYLY)
ANN'S SON:
Yeah! I got here first!
Listen, um...
that's my husband
in the picture.
-Here.
-Thanks.
if you're so worried
about your friend.
(CHUCKLES) Um...
-Um...
-(DOOR OPENS)
MAN: Hey.
ANN: Hey.
-Hello. Hi.
-Hey.
(KEYS CLATTER)
Nothing.
This woman was just leaving.
Um...
That's terrible.
Yeah, I don't know,
Yeah. Yeah,
you're probably right.
Okay.
We're sorry
we couldn't help you.
(BLOW LANDS)
Fuck!
Let's see.
(GRUNTS)
STEVE: So...
Um... (GRUNTS)
I don't know.
Okay.
Let's have dinner
change.
(LOCK CLICKS)
(SIGHS)
PAUL: Mmm.
(GRUNTING)
Fuck.
(SCREENSHOT CLICKS)
-(WATER RUNNING)
-The boys go down okay?
(STEVE SIGHS)
Good.
Lots to do now
with the new product.
Got some big clients
expecting deliveries.
-(TAP CREAKS)
-(WATER RUNNING)
(SLICING)
(CART RATTLING)
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)
(POPS)
Again.
Cheers.
Cheers.
All right,
what do you wanna know?
Well...
Um...
-(DISHES CLATTERING)
-STEVE: Um...
Nineteen, yeah.
And, look...
capable of doing
something like this?
I had friends,
I had a normal life,
The texture.
So I thought,
"I gotta find out
And I wasn't.
I mean, it's...
Becoming one
with somebody else, forever.
And that's...
That's surrender.
That's love.
these people
can't afford, right?
or can get.
Why?
(UTENSILS CLATTER)
So...
I cooked us something.
Is it...
Is it me?
No.
(GULPS)
(HEARTBEAT POUNDING
RHYTHMICALLY)
(INDISTINCT GROWL)
(SQUELCHES)
(SCRAPING)
(HEARTBEAT INCREASING)
STEVE:
This meal is about $30,000.
That's crazy.
Be a lot more
if she was still alive.
Hope.
Kinda funny.
Stupid.
It's, um...
It's indescribable.
(LOCK CLICKS,
DOOR SLIDES OPEN)
(CLICKS TONGUE)
(LOCK CLICKS)
(SIGHS)
(KEYS JINGLING)
(BEEPS)
(SIGHS)
Let's go.
(GRUNTING WEAKLY)
(NOA RETCHING)
(COUGHS, SPITS)
(PANTING)
(RETCHING)
(PANTING)
PENNY: Noa!
Yeah.
(GROANS WEAKLY)
(EKG MACHINE
BEEPING STEADILY)
PENNY:
You know, the other night,
I was thinking
Like Melissa.
Sean Connery.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BEEPS)
STEVE:
I have something for you.
Go ahead.
Open it.
Thank you.
Maybe you can wear it
tonight and, uh,
we can have
dinner again.
Yeah. Okay.
I have no idea
what time it is.
I know.
Sure.
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
(SPRITZING)
(DOOR BEEPS)
Well, hello.
STEVE: Hi.
Yes, we have.
Maybe it is.
(ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING
ON SPEAKER)
(STEVE CHUCKLES)
-Ooh.
-Well...
All right.
It's gonna be
an interesting night.
Yeah.
It is.
-(CHUCKLES)
-Great.
Pâté.
-(MUNCHING)
-Liver.
And garlic and rosemary.
(NOA CHUCKLES)
-Mmm.
-Mmm.
Definitely. Whoa.
(CHUCKLES)
Who's this?
-This?
-Mmm.
This is Melissa.
Melissa.
(CHUCKLES)
Like, she...
Well...
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Oh, no,
there's more Hope left.
(LAUGHS)
(SWITCH BEEPS)
There's Melissa.
Where is my stuff?
(CLICKS TONGUE)
(DISHES CLATTERING)
Really makes me
wanna hug a tree. (LAUGHS)
breast meat.
I don't know.
(LAUGHING)
What?
-No, it's...
-Is it--?
Come on.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh, my God.
That's good.
Yeah.
STEVE: What's--?
-Um...
-(NOA LAUGHS)
(NOA SOBBING)
(SOFTLY) Sorry.
It is really nice.
And it's...
It's...
(CONTINUES SOBBING)
I feel...
awful.
'Cause...
'Cause I don't...
I don't feel awful.
Fuck.
Hey.
It's okay.
-It's okay.
-(CONTINUES SOBBING)
(KISSES)
And I knew it
from the moment I met you.
(STEVE CHUCKLES)
You did.
Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
(DOOR OPENS)
Fuck!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
-(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
-(NOA PANTING)
You fuck!
(STEVE GROANS)
Oh, God!
(GROANING IN AGONY)
(WHIMPERS)
-(PANTING)
-(STEVE CONTINUES GROANING)
-Hurry.
-(STEVE BANGING ON DOOR)
(SHUDDERS)
-Oh, fuck.
-Give me your hand.
What is wrong with you?
(GRUNTS, GROANS)
It's so good
to finally see you.
Mollie! Mollie!
-Noa?
-Mollie, come help!
(GRUNTING)
(PANTING)
You good?
(PANTING HEAVILY)
(DUMBWAITER DINGS)
(GRUNTS)
(PENNY EXCLAIMS)
(YELLS)
-(KNIFE CLATTERS)
-(NOA PANTS)
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(PANTING)
(GROANS)
Mollie. Mollie.
(NOA PANTING)
-Mollie.
-(STEVE GRUNTS)
(MOLLIE GRUNTING)
(NOA PANTING)
Fuck. (YELLS)
(STEVE SCREAMS)
(NOA PANTING)
(ALL STRAINING)
(KNIFE CLATTERS)
(MOLLIE GRUNTS)
-Fuck.
-(PHONE CLATTERS)
I must've taken
a wrong turn back there.
Whoa.
Oh, fuck.
(SHOUTING) Noa!
(GRUNTING)
Fuck. (PANTING)
We don't make it
out this bitch alive,
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
Is that what
you want me to say?
Huh?
(BREATH QUIVERS)
(SNIFFLES)
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
STEVE: Go ahead,
you keep on fucking hiding.
(GASPS SOFTLY)
STEVE:
Stupid fucking weak
Fucking bitches.
(PANTING)
(STEVE WHEEZING)
Fuck.
PENNY: (SHOUTING)
Hey, you fucking half-dick!
-(FIRES GUN)
-(PENNY YELLS)
(STEVE GRUNTS)
(NOA YELLS)
(WOMEN YELLING
AND GRUNTING)
NOA: Pig!
(WHEEZING)
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
Come on.
Give me a smile.
(GRUNTS)
Fuck. (PANTING)
(PANTING)
-(GUN CLATTERS)
-(NOA CRYING)
(GRUNTING)
NOA: Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh, shit.
Look, come
right the fuck back, okay?
Okay.
Come here.
-(INSECTS CHIRPING)
-(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
ANN: Hmm.
Yes, ma'am.
(PANTING)
(GASPS)
I thought
this would never end.
Thank you.
We're free now, right?
-What?
-Thank you. Thank you.
(NOA STRAINING)
MOLLIE: Anything?
Nothing.
Oh, fuck.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(CHOKING)
(STABBING)
(GASPS, COUGHS)
(CHOKING)
-(GRUNTS)
-You dirty slut.
MOLLIE: (YELLS)
I asked you for help!
Bitches like you
are the fucking problem!
(BOTH PANTING)
Who the...?
Steve's wife.
What?
He's married?
(BOTH LAUGHING)