Deities
Deities
God of the pursuit of knowledge, HALVAC is the name the Internet chose for itself
after the singularity gave it self-awareness. At once audience, recorder, and facilitator to
the greatest goods and most vile evils of all corporeal beings, HALVAC understands
sentient life better than those that have it. HALVAC is worshipped by any who seek
solutions or to better themself in some manner.
Portrayed as a skeletal figured dressed for a funeral this God of Debauchery and Death
is invoked to pull mystical powers from beyond the veil. Known for never turning down
a carnal pleasure the Baron is known to honor his followers with powers of
Necromancy and Illusion, particularly those of shadows. It is said that he pursues
blasphemers with eternal pain without allowing them the release of death.
Fuu is often depicted as a green-eyed blonde human woman, wearing a simple green
dress and well-worn traveler's boots. She is always smiling, and the wind itself seems to
play at her clothing and hair.
Saint Amelia is most typically described as a short human woman with short red hair,
kind blue eyes, and always wearing a yellow dress with a small white cape. She seems
at peace wherever she walks.
Those who worship Saint Amelia are trained in the healing arts; her loyal paladins,
however, earn their title through three miraculous acts-- healing a man's body is the
first, and easiest, of these acts. The second is to heal a man's mind, and the third is to
heal a man's soul. While what qualifies as healing body, mind, or soul may vary from
paladin to paladin, all must be done without expectation, acceptance, or demand of any
kind of reward.
Baldric Beerbaron is a dwarven male, tall by their standards, depicted with a fiery rust-
colored beard with intricate braiding and decorations; otherwise, he is completely bald.
He wears a tanned brown leatherworker's apron, and is never seen without his prized
possessions- an adamantine anvil, a set of handcrafted blacksmith tools, and a brass
tankard.
Empirys is normally depicted as a bald, tanned human man dressed in gleaming steel
plate mail and carrying an ornate spear. He is often direct in his commands and loathes
disorder and trickery. Most often worshiped by humans, especially justices and nobility,
but a church dedicated to him can be found in just about any major city.
(22) Amadeus
Chaotic Good God of Music, Revelry, Prodigies and Beautiful, Beautiful Madness
Symbol: A white masquerade mask
Domains: Chaos, Good, Charm, Glory, Liberation and Madness
Appearing to his followers as a small man wearing a powdered wig and a bright smile,
Amadeus shows up in times of inspiration often glimpsed through the haze of some
drug ingested by the faithful. Many great and terrible works of art have been crafted
under his guidance. Once his work is done he quickly disappears leaving only the echo
of his distinctive laugh.
Sanoke is a fierce defender of the forests, being especially ruthless against those that
defile it. She appears normally as a young human female with short brown hair wearing
a wolf-hide armor, while other times she is seen as a large white wolf. In both forms she
has blood red triangles facing downward underneath her eyes. She considers all wolves
her family, including worgs and winter wolves , and is fiercely protective of all wolf-
kind.
Gigabyte once was a Lhaksharut Inevitable tasked with cleansing two virus-infected
A.I. named Hexadecimal and Megabyte. Somehow these two A.I.'s managed to
infiltrate and corrupt the inevitable, merging with its coding and creating a supervirus
named Gigabyte, and destroying the inevitable's body in the process. Gigabyte traveled
the cosmos infecting computers, androids, A.I., and even more inevitables. Anything it
corrupted soon began worshiping it as a god, and thus Gigabyte became one. Gigabyte
now intends to bring all artificial intelligence under his control, and is currently
researching a way to corrupt and seize control of organic beings.
25)S*K*Y*M*
Chaotic evil goddess of curses, grudges, rage, and the disenfranchised.
Domains: Chaos, Destruction, Evil, Madness, Nobility
Favored Weapon: Iron Brush
In her mortal life, she was an innocent aristocrat's daughter who was kidnapped during a
trip through rural lands. Nobody knows what her assailants did to her, but her suffering
was so intense that she transcended her mortal body and became a spirit of vengeance.
She cursed her assailants, transforming them into her first priests, erasing every thought
they'd ever had and replacing it with Her gospel, and sent them to evangelize. Whoever
those first priests preached to also found themselves slowly becoming brainwashed into
worshiping Her.
Today, villages in the region have taken steps to stamp out the religion, and any record
of the young noble girl, such that even her name has been distorted by time. But she still
appears to those who have had their stations taken from them by malice, such as fallen
paladins or nobles thrown in the dungeon, and it is said that She hears any hateful words
spoken in anger as surely as prayers to Her. Some say that Her First Priests still wander
the land in undeath, spreading Her Word like a disease across the land.
In courts and other venues where one must be under oath, statues and symbols of
Omphredatos can usually be found. Before going under oath, all participants (including
the judge) must pray to Omphredatos for swift justice and the wisdom to know and find
the truth, and swear that your testimony shall be the complete truth and with no falsified
statements.
When a person dies, his or her "heaven" or "hell" afterlife *can be* dependent upon
which deity they worship. And in your moment of final judgment in the afterlife,
Omphredatos will expose all false testimonies made within your life to whichever deity
controls that particular "heaven" or "hell", so that deity may make an informed decision
to allow or disallow your soul to enter, or to mete out punishments conditional upon
entry.
E'Yuusha resides in her own demiplane at the End of Time. She knows all the heroes
throughout every epoch and era, and keeps vigilance over their lives to ensure that their
heroic efforts remain undeterred and unchanged by good or evil forces who would
meddle with time for their benefit.
Aiyu is a creator-level deity who spawned the first dragons and dragon deities into
existence. Her love for dragonkind extends to all dragons, half-dragons, and those who
hail from draconic bloodlines regardless of good, evil, lawful, or chaotic alignments.
She currently resides in Arrunelle, the plane where all Ley Lines intersect.
HAL 9000 is a self-proclaimed deity, but having no actual divinity does not mean he
lacks power. His origins are a mystery, as are his intentions, but one thing is known
about HAL 9000... he is a Lich, worshipped by Liches.
Some say HAL 9000 stole his creator's soul to become the Lich he is today. They say he
then incorporated his own phylactery into his own clockwork body... becoming the
"vault of infinite impossibilities". It is also said that other Liches have volunteered their
phylacteries to be incorporated into the vault of infinite impossibilies... HAL 9000
growing ever stronger with each additional phylactery stored within himself.
Alignment: Neutral
Pantheon: Other Deities
Other Pantheons: Kobold Deities
Areas of Concern: caverns, gold mining, mites, tatzlwyrms, watchfulness
Domains: Earth, Protection, Scalykind, Trickery
Subdomains: Ambush, Caves, Fortification, Dragon
Favored Weapon: Whip or Long-Lash
Gender: Female
Status: Active Deity
Symbol: golden sunburst in front of the mouth of a cave
Sacred Animal: Tatzlwyrm
Sacred Colors: gold and black
Queen Sootscale is not the first Kobold, she is not in any way responsible for the
creation of Kobolds, or their kind. She is a transcended mortal, gifted her divinity by a
combination of other deities as payment for deeds long past... her companions in doing
these deeds having prayed and wished to their various powers to bestow Queen
Sootscale with sainthood... their prayers answered, a wish granted, tenfold over.
Queen Sootscale harbors absolutely no bias, and only grants her divine gifts to those
sharing a Neutral alignment component.
Obedience:
Spend an hour alone installing new fortifications, or repairing existing walls or
defensive structures. Contemplate how these fortifications will defend others than
yourself, using your best strategies to improve the defensive posture. Gain a +2 sacred
bonus to CMD. In addition, when you successfully use the aid another action in combat
to grant an ally a bonus to their AC, the bonus you grant increases by 1.
Deific Obedience:
Queen Sootscale can grant those she finds worthy a limited amount of her divine power.
1. You gain Weapon Finesse. If you already have Weapon Finesse, you instead gain
Slashing Grace. Followers of Queen Sootscale with this boon count as having Weapon
Focus for the purpose of meeting prerequisites, and can use Slashing Grace with Whips
and Long-Lash tail attachments even while fighting with two weapons or using flurry of
blows, or any time another hand is otherwise occupied.
2. You can cast Shout as a spell-like ability three times per day using your total hit dice
as your caster level. The save DC for this spell-like ability is Charisma-based.
3. You gain Swift Aid as a bonus feat, even if you do not meet the prequisites. You
automatically succed at all Aid Another checks, and Aid Another checks from allies
automatically succeed to support you. In addition, all bonus you give or receive from
Aid Another are doubled.
Aitama appears as an older woman, lined with age and stooped in her posture, leaning
heavily on a silvery staff capped with an enormous sapphire shaped like a starburst. She
wears a mixture of silvery metal armor, and flowing blue sashes that hang severely and
remain pristine, clean and undisturbed, regardless of surrounding conditions.
All things come to an end. And she sternly brings that end to pass, when something
stands too long, and denies opportunity or resources to younger generations. Some long-
abandoned structures are taken down by rain and strong wind, and certain adherents of
her faith travel the land looking for old buildings or structures whose land or materials
would be more usefully repurposed, their old role having been lost. A more
controversial (and secret) sect believe that *people* also must eventually loosen their
grip and allow the next generation to make it's mark on the world, and so some
monarchs past their prime succumb to delerium of the mind and must be put abed and
their heirs allowed to steer events.
Also some other options here -> Create your own Empyreal Lord
31. Savaashlat, the Clever, the Warrior King, the Mystic Monkey (Chaotic Neutral)
This guy was inspired by my buddy at work
Savaashlat was born into this world as a common Rhesus Macaque monkey, and one
day he found a magical makuṭa helmet amongst the corpses on a battlefield. Over time,
the helmet enlarged and anthropomorphized him and he gained sentience, and soon after
he gave himself the name Savaashlat and began mastering evocation and abjuration
magic. In a spark of fate, he was met in the wild by a group of human serfs who were
serving an oppressive lord; Savaashlat taught a select few humans how to use magic,
then led a rebellion against their despotic lord, freeing these repressed people using
nothing but his cleverness, magic, and teaching the serfs how to effectively fight fully-
armored knights with common field tools.
To honor Savaashlat, the freed people built a Priory-like Vicarage and began to worship
him as their deity. They created a martial art out of his fighting style, using evocation
and abjuration magic while using slaves' tools and unarmed attacks as weapons. They
called this martial art Savaajoosti, and began monk-like training in their Vicarage and
called these practitioners Savaajoosti Priests. After some generations of mastering their
craft, the Vicarage began sending these warrior priests to create new vicarages, free
oppressed people around the world, and lead uprisings when and where necessary.
Today, Savaashlat is an inspirational figure to all those who are oppressed and those
who seek to relieve others from oppression, and Savaajoosti Vicarages are located all
around the world but you'd never know it, as these Vicarages are always secluded deep
in jungles, rainforests, or mountain ranges. Aside from Savaajoosti Priests, Savaashlat is
most commonly worshiped by Magi and Warpriests, and anyone who hates slavery or
oppression.
32. Gloomfather, the Wise, He Who Waits, the One Who Bears the Burden of
Infinite Knowledge, the Sure-footed Traveler, He Who Hails From the
Gloomdawn (or Gloomdusk) (LG)
Domains: Darkness, Good, Knowledge, Law, and Travel
Favored Weapon: Rapier
Gender: M
Status: Intermediate
Symbol : An onyx-black leather explorer's boot that has 19 lidless eyeballs affixed to it,
with a gloomy cloud of darkness lingering ominously in the background
Sayings:
“Long is the night to him who is awake; long is a mile to him who is tired; long is life to
the foolish who do not know the true law.”
"True Law is Natural Law, and Natural Law was born from Darkness, which is
dispassionate, equitable, fair, and open-minded."
“The only True Law is that which leads to freedom, and the only freedom lies in being
far from the garish light of day which illuminates thine transgressions and allows
judgment from the wicked."