Generic Buffet

The smell of a variety of food, the clattering of plates, and the dull
murmuring of the other patrons. Welcome to a world that might be much like the
one you originally inhabited, but with the twist that it has a worldwide and
historically rooted adoration with the concept of the buffet.

Buffets, in short, are the laying out of masses of food for those eating to
serve themselves from. This can take many forms, from the continental breakfast
and all-you-can-eat restaurants to events, festivals, and celebrations in all manner
of executions.

Here, instead of cooking this food, the intent is for you to be on the other side
of the counter. Spend the next decade pigging out and generally doing whatever else
you want between meals.

[+1000=1000]

Starting Body, Time, & Place:

You may freely take on any form for this jump and it will be treated as normal by anyone else.
If you create a new form here, you may split it off into a new alt-form, use it to augment the look
of another alt-form, or apply it to your body mod.

You may also start anywhere and any when, buffets are eternal and everywhere here.
By default, this is a generic modern planet Earth, but this is freely changeable with toggles.

Insert:
By default, you are a Drop-In with all paperwork provided for.

If this doesn’t interest you, than you may instead choose a personage and/or
backstory that you’ll insert into instead.
 Toggles:
Supplement Mode: As previously said, by default this jump is a generic modern
Earth, instead you may use this doc as a supplement either for another jump-doc or
an established story/setting that lacks a doc.

Setting Variation: If you want to stick with a generic modern Earth instead, this
toggle allows you to change it into a place more aligned to your interests. Freely
alter anything about this Earth. You may even, shock of shocks, remove or tone
down the level of devotion this place shows buffets if you so wish.

Stay Length: By default you’ll be staying here for the standard decade. This
toggle instead lets you decide how long you’ll stay. You may either choose the
exact length now, pick a condition(s) to end on, or allow yourself to choose when
you want to leave during the jump. Any choice you make here will still be subject
to if you use the Length of Stay drawback.

Food Change-Up: This toggle allows you to randomize or change-up the food for
the entire world. This is about as free as you could interpret it. Make certain styles
or items more popular, have entirely unheard-of ingredients exist, new
combinations, different cultures and nations championing entirely different styles.
Even more so than Setting Variation this is intended to explicitly allow you to
customize this setting’s food to your desires.

Perks:
(This is a Supermarket Style doc. So all these perks will cost the same)
(You may take 4 perks for free)

Safe to Eat [-100]

There are many dangers that foods might pose to a person, from disease and
poison to allergy and temperature.
This perk ensures that food will never pose a physical threat in the short or
long term towards you; essentially removing any allergy you might have and
allowing you to pull a hot slice of pizza out the oven with your bare hands and take
a bite.
It’ll still hurt for a second since this perk doesn’t stop pain or discomfort, but
you can go right back in for another one.

No Tears [-100]
The corollary to the one above. This perk will make it so you won’t suffer
discomfort or pain from foodstuffs interacting with your body. Whether it be from
taste, temp, spice, or whatever else.
Won’t stop injury or harm without the perk above.

All You can Eat (or not) [-100]

This perk uncaps your stomach, essentially adding an infinite number of
mythical second stomachs for you to fill.
You also no longer need to eat or drink and can safely exist healthily without
any form of sustenance.
Without the perk bellow you’ll still have a normal sense of appetite, but you
can easily eat more or less than your body is telling you you can/must.

Appetite Control [-100]

The twin to the one above, this allows you full control over your appetite.
You can turn off your hunger for food or turn it up so far that anything would be
able to pass your tongue.
This does not affect your actual physical needs without the perk above, but
you can at least switch off those hunger pangs if needs be.

Healthier than it Looks [-100]

There’s liable to be quite a lot of food that’s not exactly nutritionally
balanced for your needs. This perk ensures that anything you eat will be consumed
into your body as if it was the ideal balance for your health or ideal body shape.
Even a pure diet of fried twinkies could make you as healthy or more so than
a finely controlled and executed dietary plan.

Made with Love and Care [-100]

 This business can be a thankless job, but at its best it’s a labor of love. Now
any meal made for you is crafted, handled, and delivered with the utmost of skill,
attention, and care those involved have.
This activates before you even know you’re going there, with the staff
unconsciously changing things as early as it would affect your meal. Meaning they
might clean up and prep food better or at all where they otherwise might’ve let it
slip through the cracks.
Overall, you’ll arrive already to find a much better reception and spread laid
out than you would’ve otherwise.

Accident Guard [-100]

Isn’t it just the worst to grab a plate full of food or get your drink, only to
knock into it or move wrong and lose it all?
This perk ensures that you will not make a mistake like this, and also won’t
be the victim of someone else accidentally hitting into you or your food in some
way.
Also protects you from injuring yourself while eating, such as by biting your
cheek or nicking yourself with a knife.

Eye for Quality [-100]

Even the highest of high-quality places will still have some variation from
item to item, station to station, night to night, and staff member to staff member.
This perk gives you a sixth sense that allows you to understand which food
items are best at the moment, and even which individual pieces would be the one
you should pick for your taste.

Harder, Bigger, Faster, Stronger Bite [-100]

The mouth, one of the key parts of the factory that is your body. We can
rebuild it into an entirely new beast of eating.
First off, you can almost unhinge your jaw now, allowing you to take a bite
from even the most comically tall of food, such as an overly stuffed sandwich.
Next, you can easily bite and chew through the most tough or hard of foods,
making stuff like crusty bread or sticky taffy feel more akin to your own desired
texture for ease of eating.
 Lastly, you not only have perfect dental health indefinitely, but can chew as
fast and as long as you want with no fear of soreness paining you.

Atmosphere Boost [-100]

Let’s be honest here, even the best buffet isn’t going to match up to what
your tastes might be, or maybe you just want your surroundings to meet unrealistic
standards set by different pieces of media.
Now you can influence your own perception of the world to match any
desired genre, aesthetic, or style. You could make that downtown ramen shop
moody and calming with the neon lights blaring while you hear rain pouring down,
or make a dingy, empty mall feel bright and full of life.

Moment of Happiness [-100]

Ever felt something wonderful or basked in a feeling, only for that fleeting
instant to pass far too quickly?
You can now savor a moment for much longer, dragging out your subjective
experience for as long as you desire. This could be used for enjoying an especially
nice bite a little longer, or if your surroundings are making you feel good stretch
that out until you’re satisfied.
Cannot be used for fighting or action as a pseudo-bullet time.

Quick Technique [-100]

Not all eating is the same, and you’re not here just to eat but to eat as fast as
you can!
This perk gives you great instincts and timing when it comes to eating.
Allowing you to do things like eat food much quicker (like professional level) and
have great ability when it comes to the use of any eating utensils.

Slow Technique [-100]

The turtle won the race, no need to speed through a meal and risk disaster
messing up the mood of the food.
This perk allows you great technique when carrying plates, platters, cups,
trays, etc. of food, ensuring that even the trickiest and most packed environments
won’t cause you to drop or spill.
 Furthermore, you have great skill when it comes to savoring your food,
picking out those “perfect” bites while still enjoying every other bite that bit more.

Regular [-100]
Sometimes you just want to go where everybody knows your name, and
they're always glad you came.
When you spend enough time going to the same place and show basic
decency and respect, the staff and ownership will be guaranteed to become
genuinely friendly in turn, and also become better at their jobs and more competent
in general.
In addition, the restaurant will become more successful and be a better
environment for both those eating and working there.

Experimental Taste [-100]

There are a variety of foods you’ll be able to sample throughout your time
here, so why don’t you try and enjoy them?
The first time you try out some new food (whether it be a menu item,
cuisine, restaurant, etc.), you’ll receive the ideal or best embodiment of it,
contextual to what’s new about it and within the upper bounds of skill from those
making it.
This essentially is good for both figuring out if you like a dish without
worrying about poor quality muddying your thoughts, and to incentivize trying a
variety of different foods as you’ll be getting at minimum a very well-made meal.

Cleanly Eater [-100]

This is a very straightforward one, you are now incredibly neat and tidy in
how you eat, not smearing sauce on your face or dripping on your clothes.
Furthermore, this gives you the skill to get every bit of food off your plate,
from stripping wings to the bone or sopping up every last drop of sauce. You could
leave the plate almost cleaner than you got it with how you’ll manage to get every
scrap there.

My Dinner with Jumper [-100]

What’s dinner without some good company? You’ll find that whenever you
eat with other people or another person you have really good conversations. You’ll
never run out of topics everyone would be happy to chat about, awkward moments
either are avoided or passed over quickly, and the flow is such that everyone gets a
word in without interruptions.
Also makes it so the noise of you chewing is much quieter and you can
speak much more clearly with your mouth full.

Focus on the Task at Hand! [-100]

There are so many distractions around when you’re just here to eat! Now
you can shut out and ignore anything beyond the meal at hand. The fire alarm
could be going off while the most annoying music in the world is playing and the
guy at the next table is coughing; and you’d be able to keep on enjoying your food
without being disturbed by any of that.
Of course, you’ll still be aware should there be something that requires your
attention or you’d like to remain cognizant of, like if a staff member or friend
approaches you, there’s a schedule you need to stick to, or if there is an actual fire
raging or some other danger.

Items:
(You may Take 4 Items for Free)
(You may freely import or incorporate any of these items into others you own of a similar type)
(All is fiat backed to not be lost/stolen, break, get dirty, or run out of power; when applicable)
(Items that may take the form of apps can be freely moved or copied between any device)

Free Food Gold Card [-100]

The gold standard (heh) item for your stay here. This card will be accepted
at any location that sells food. It covers the cost for the meal, tax, tip, and any other
associated costs. May take the form of whatever payment would be most natural
for the business to process

Food Search Assistant [-100]

For when your craving something but don’t know where to go. This can take
the form of an app, map, or other similar things. It’s a completely comprehensive
system that gives you both the full range of dining options on the planet, but also
has incredibly robust search and organization functionality to facilitate finding
places that would appeal to your palate, wants, and/or cravings.

Food Review Log [-100]

The twin to the item above, taking the form of an app, journal, etc. This
covers the other end of things, generating a complete review of your experience,
opinions, etc, after any meal you eat. This can be adjusted to be as detailed or
simple as you desire and also comes with strong search/organizational features to
quickly let your consult your thoughts on past meals.

Perfect Serving and Eating Tool/Utensil [-100]

The holy grail, near literally in this case, for your dining experience. This
item takes the form of a golden spork by default, but shape-shifts to accommodate
whatever purpose (eating wise) you need at the moment. From tongs, knives,
chopsticks, specific styles of forks or spoons, etc. It won’t let food slip from its
grasp and always grabs the exact portion you desire. Can be used in any restaurant
without issue.

Ultimate Take-Out Container [-100]

While not usually applicable for buffets, take-out is a usually a must and
might be especially desired during your time here. This item takes the form of an
endless bag with all the bells and whistles that that usually entails (time lock,
organization, etc.), but there’s a special features here.
It actively works on the food to de-age or speed up the aging to reach your
desired form of the food while not impacting the safety or other unintended aspects
that this might entail.
You can pull an endless amount of to-go containers from here in your
desired style, and then just put them back in the bag once you got your leftovers
packed in.

Endlessly Expansive Plate & Bowl [-100]

The dreaded scourge of getting up for seconds is no longer a burden you
must bear. This item takes the form of a plate and bowl that can fit any amount of
food on/in them without the risk of weight bogging it down or running out of
space.
 Visually it’s as if the food shrinks down to accommodate more being added,
but you may also focus on area to seemingly grow back to normal size for a less
trippy experience. You can also go the other way, growing this bigger/wider to
accommodate any amount put on it, although this is certainly the more unwieldly
options. And of course, you could use both at once to find the right middle ground.
Accepted at any restaurant for you to use. They may both look like however
you want and you can change their looks whenever you want to.

Endless Refill Cup [-100]

You’ve beaten the system! When you fill this cup, it remains the exact same
until you desire a change, such as wanting the ice to melt a bit or desiring this
effect to pause so you can finish this cup off and change what your drinking. The
outside won’t feel too hot or cold to the touch. Works for any liquid you can drink,
ignores blocks such as rfid, accepted at any restaurant.
This cup may look however you want it to, and you can change it’s looks
whenever you want to.

Chauffeur 3000 [-100]

The ultimate in driver technology. You can freely install this item in any
vehicle you own, or should you lack one or access to one at the time, can instead
take the form of a taxi you call up wherein a suitable ride will pop into existence.
Either way your driver will have the utmost skill in driving, guaranteed to
never crash (on accident), give you a smooth ride even on rough terrain, and will
take the route you’d most desire to your destination.
The driver itself can either be a non-corporeal AI or take a form you dictate,
and also may be silent or be given a personality of your desire; including of course
imitating any fictional character with convincingly realistic accuracy.

Personal Mobile Hotel [-100]

Sometimes, you’re not looking for the lap of luxury or some place to set
down roots; you’re just looking for a place to sleep and eat. This item is a key card
that can be used on any door to open into a new pocket-dimension completely
separate from your warehouse.
 This new dimension usually takes the form of a simple 3 room hotel; a
bedroom, bathroom, and dining area. Everything will be just to your liking and can
expand to accommodate more people if need be.
The dining area will contain a continental breakfast containing all the
desired breakfast items you or others you bring in could want at an acceptable
quality.
Every room tidies and cleans itself up every time you exit it.

Relax Wear [-100]

They say dress for the job you want, and if you’re here than you probably
don’t want a job right now. This is a closet full of clothes that fit what you’d desire
out of travel, vacation, relaxing, or otherwise comfortable clothing for every
occasion.
If you purchase Personal Mobile Hotel as well, than this item is doubled
and you’ll get another unique closet full of clothing in this style in your hotel
room.

Event Invitations [-100]

Why stick to the commercial sector when there’s so many feasts, festivals,
and events you might be missing out on? This is an invitation you’ll receive
through, text, email, snail-mail, or other forms of written communication available.
Each day you will get sent a new invite to a local event, private or public, which
might interest you. Food is not required to be a part of it should you not desire such
an aspect to be needed. Your presence will not be noticed as odd or worrying to
anyone should it be a private affair.
Alternatively, if you skip out on the suggested even, you may use this as a
blank cheque to enter any other invite only affair happening that day.

Exhibition Hall [-100]

A large and fancy looking hall that adapts to achieve the ideal atmosphere
and vibes for whatever it is used for. Furnishings or other details like windows can
automatically pop-up or change depending on the desired designs in place if used
for a particular event or occasion. Can accommodate any number of people
comfortably.
 The door to this space can be put down anywhere separately from the normal
warehouse entrance and can be locked out from the rest of the warehouse if open to
the public; should you desire.

Table Accommodations for All [-100]

This set of a table and chairs can fit any number of people comfortably.
Furthermore, it accommodates each person, looking and feeling however they
desire and putting comfortably in arms reach whatever item or food on the table
they need. This of course entirely ignores conventional physics. Can also fold up
easily into pock size to move around.

Ultimate Buffet!!! [-100]

This is the real gem you might’ve been looking for. Takes the form of a line
of serving stations that may be put anywhere in your warehouse or imported to and
from any property you own.
Any food item that you or anyone using this buffet has eaten, cooked,
observed, read about, heard of, had a sample of, or otherwise any food there’s
some connection too will be added as a possible dish that you may put out into this
buffet.
These stations will provide the food exactly how the person eating desires
and is immune to any negative degradation or detriment usually present for this
style of service. Refills automatically, you can freely decide what the options
available are or even set it to individually present options for every single person
eating from it.

Drawbacks:
Length of Stay [+100/+X00]
Just as it says, for every 10 years you add onto your stay here you’ll gain +100
points.

Every Meal a Buffet! [+100]

You may only eat at buffets for the duration of this jump. Lucky you this place is
just stuffed to the gills with them!
On the Road Again [+100]
For the duration of this jump you have to be on a constant road trip, only living on
the road and only stopping to enjoy the sites or drop things off at “home”.

Spicy Roulette [+100]

I see, want to up the stakes a little bit? Every time you eat an item of food there is a
1/1000 chance it will be incredibly spicy, ignoring any defense, fiat or natural, you
otherwise would have towards the heat. To be fair this can’t proc more than once a
day.

Incompetent Chef [+100]

For the duration of this jump you will be a horrible cook on par with the comical
types in media who could turn an egg and tomato into black bubbling sludge. You
can still manage reheating food well enough, but besides that good luck eating in!

“Reasonable” Portions [+100]

This jump hardly takes into consideration portion control. This drawback mandates
that you’ll always eat either more or less than you want to. This will only be by
enough to be a bit annoying, disappointing, or uncomfortable, but not actively
detrimental to the meal or your health.

Solo/Group Dining [+100]

Depending on your desire for company with a meal, you’ll need to do the exact
opposite. Want to eat alone? Here comes a crowd you need to sit with. Sit down to
eat with someone else? Then suddenly they find they can’t, and you’re left all on
your own. You get the idea.

Warehouse Lock-Out [+100]

You will lose access to your warehouse for the duration of this jump.

Item Lock-Out [+100/+200]

For however long you stay here, you will lose access to your items not from this
Jump.
For an additional +100 you will also lose access to any item bought from this
document as well.

Perk/Power Lock-Out [+100/+200]

For however long you stay here, you will lose access to any perk or power not
from this jump.

For an additional +100 you will also lose access to any perk or power bought from
this document as well.

Memory Erasure [+100/+200]

For +100 you will forget all your memories since you started jumping for the
duration of this jump.

For an additional +100 you’ll instead lose all memories (with only those remaining
that you need to function depending on your personage & background story for this
jump) for the duration of this jump.

Ending:
Departure
Next!: Alright, it’s been fun but time for your next great adventure!

Another Bite…: For those foodies who already find they have everything
they could want here. Stay and bask in the buffet paradise.

Too Stuffed: Full? Ready to head home? Sounds good.

Notes:
• Version 1.0: 9/17/2022
-First Release