Untitled Document 2
Untitled Document 2
Characters:
Lana – Thinks she knows everything, but never quite gets it right
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[Scene: A park. A blanket is spread out. Tina is lying down, Brad is throwing a frisbee, Lana is
sipping juice, and Mr. Newton is holding a clipboard and wearing a lab coat for no reason.]
Lana (confidently):
Actually, F = fabulous if you ask me.
Lana:
So if I sit still long enough, I’m doing science?
Mr. Newton:
Technically, yes. That’s Newton’s First Law. An object at rest stays at rest...
[Suddenly, an apple falls from a tree and bonks Mr. Newton on the head.]
Tina:
Lana, no.
Brad:
Revenge of the fruit! I’d watch that movie.
Mr. Newton:
Alright, team. Physics picnic is over. Let’s go before the tree starts throwing coconuts.