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Text Messaging Guide

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© Roosh V
The following is an excerpt from my book Bang:
Text messaging was barely on the radar when I wrote
the first edition of this book (I
remember calling it “a waste of time”), but a lot h
as changed since then. In fact, my current
recommendation is to use text messaging instead of
calling as your main way to schedule first
dates. The reason is because I’ve had sex with girl
s using text messaging who wouldn’t have
otherwise returned my voicemail.
What often happens with voicemail is that a girl ma
y plan to call you back but forgets or
loses track of time. A day or two passes and then s
he feels weird, hesitant, or nervous about
picking up the phone. With text, you get responses
from girls who are more shy, passive, or
flakey, but still open to having sex. There’s also
a younger breed of girl who was raised on text
and has little experience about making calls and ha
ving a normal conversation with a man.
While text messaging is easier in that you’ll make
fewer mistakes than in a live
conversation, it’s far more annoying and tedious. F
or example, when you call a girl and leave a
voice message, you often hear back in a short time
and then set a date in just a few minutes, but
with text messaging the process can be drawn out fo
r hours—or even days. You’ll sit staring at
your phone, wondering why women have made the simpl
e act of setting a date so much more
complicated than it needs to be.
The key to preventing yourself from going crazy is
to be patient, not to get frustrated, and
to keep it as simple as possible. On the phone you
can crack a joke here or there and then ease
into making plans, but that would be foolhardy usin
g text because it’s surely going to be
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misinterpreted. You’ll be written off as weird. The
 optimal text game is to remain logistical and
to get straight to the point of asking her out. Ref
rain from sending jokes, stories, or emoticons.
I absolutely do
not
recommend sending a text on the same night you mee
t (a common one
is along the lines of “It was nice meeting you”). I
t’s a mistake for three reasons: 1) Most other
guys do this and you’ll end up grouped with them; 2
) It relieves all the tension of her wondering
if you’re going to contact her or not; and 3) It ca
n easily be construed as needy, no matter how
tight your game was when you met her.
Just as when calling on the phone, make your first
contact 2–4 days after the first meeting
at the same time of night (between 8 and 9 p.m.). H
ere’s a default text messaging template to
follow for setting the first date, with additional
comments that explain the strategy.
You: hey jenny its roosh. how are you?”
Her: “i’m good. how about you?”
Send this first text even if she has your number in
her phone and knows it’s you. It’s
generally a bad sign if it takes her more than an h
our to respond, so you’ll know by then if you
have a solid prospect on your hands. Note the under
capitalization and missing punctuation (feel
free to leave out the last question mark). It’s pre
ferable to show you don’t care
too
much, and
besides, we’re not writing a master’s thesis. An oc
casional misspelling helps more than hurts
because it shows you aren’t proofreading your texts
. When it’s your turn to reply, send:
You: “good good. do you want to hang out later in t
he week?”
You can also say “this week” instead of “later in t
he week.” There are two things to
notice here: 1) We’re getting right down to busines
s (otherwise the process would take forever);
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and 2) We’re giving her the opportunity to say yes.
Putting the ball in her court forces her to
make some effort and investment, no matter how smal
l. She doesn’t just hop along for the ride
without doing a bit of work.
Her: “okay sure”
You: “how about thursday around 9?”
Sometimes you have to take a stab in the dark when
suggesting plans, unlike the phone,
where you can feel out the days she’ll be free. Wha
t you can do to make it less of a stab is to ask
about days she might be free when initially getting
her number. As you’re saving her number in
your phone, say, “I’m usually free on Wednesday nig
hts—maybe that’ll be good?”
Continue to shoot for weekday nights for your first
date, and suggest one at least two
days in advance. Suggesting a date one day in advan
ce is risky and going for one on the same
day is the wrong move, though it’s a common mistake
guys diving into text game make. Only
desperate girls accept same-day date planning, espe
cially before sex has occurred. It’s something
you do to your girlfriend or for a booty call, not
to a new girl. Just because you’re using an easier
way to contact her doesn’t mean you’re going to get
sloppy and change the game.
If she happens to be busy on the day of your initia
l suggestion, she’ll throw out another
day if she’s interested and you can proceed as desc
ribed below. If she replies with a “no,” or
“I’m sorry I can’t” without a counteroffer, chances
are the interaction is over and she’s simply
being nice by replying to you in the first place. T
here are two things you can do. First, you can
suggest another day, but it probably won’t work bec
ause if she was feeling you, she would’ve
already done that. The second thing, which I recomm
end, is to do nothing. Don’t reply and let a
few days go by until you breezily start another tex
t conversation by sending a restart text, which
I’ll explain later. Your hope in restarting is that
you’ll be catching her in a hornier mood, when
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she’ll be more likely to agree to a date. The worst
thing you can do is push it when she’s not at
all being lukewarm to your texts.
Let’s continue the script after she has accepted yo
ur date suggestion.
Her: “sounds good, where?”
You: “let me think of a place. ill hit you up thurs
day”
You do this as an indirect way to confirm the date
if it’s scheduled a couple days in
advance, which it probably will be. It’s a flake de
fense move that will prevent you from getting
stood up by a girl who changed her mind during the
two-day downtime. If you scheduled a date
for the next day, then reply by telling her the pla
ce. Otherwise, send a confirmation four to five
hours before the start time on the day of the date
(if you suggested a 9:00 date time, send a
confirmation text between 4:00 and 5:00). Here’s an
example for setting the date venue:
You: “Hey how about we meet at so-and-so bar at 9?”
Her: “okay see you then.”
She gave you a very straightforward response, but l
et’s replay it with her replying in a
slightly different manner.
You: “Hey how about we meet at so-and-so bar at 9?”
Her: “okay sounds good”
You: “cool”
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The difference is subtle but important. In the firs
t case she said “see you then,” which
implies that the date is locked and loaded. There’s
no reason to reply or confirm. In the second
case, her “sounds good” was a semi-confirmation tha
t leaves things slightly open. It would be
prudent to lock it up with a “cool” or “alright.”Fo
r centuries to come, game scholars will debate
how necessary it is to send a confirmation text whe
n a girl agrees to the date, but my take is this:
for the first date, don’t give her an excuse to sta
nd you up. On future dates, especially after some
intimacy has been established, you can be a little
more lazy about locking up the confirmation to
make her wonder if you’re going to show up or not.
That’s riskier on the first date because if she
isn’t well-invested in you, she could not show up a
nd simply say she wasn’t sure if you were
coming or not.
That’s all it takes to set a date with text. The ma
in idea is to keep it simple and purely
logistical. Do not try to start a new conversationa
l thread, don’t tell stories, and definitely don’t
try to build attraction through cocky or funny line
s. Only after you’ve had sex with her and build
deeper rapport can you open up and flirt and joke m
ore, but being flirty before sex has a high risk
of backfiring.
One important thing to keep in mind is to regulate
your response times. If she takes 15
minutes to reply to your text, take 10–20 minutes t
o respond. If she takes 30 minutes, take 20–40
minutes. If she takes 60 minutes, take 45–75 minute
s. Vary your response times and be
unpredictable—sometimes reply a little earlier and
sometimes much later. A big part of having
tight text game comes down to your reply times, and
the last thing you want is to appear eager.
A common occurrence will be when a girl takes forev
er to respond. You text her, then
hours (or maybe even a full day) went by, but she d
oesn’t text back. You wonder if she died. If
she does eventually reply, it’s either because she’
s flakey or testing your neediness.
While waiting for her response, don’t make the mist
ake of texting again, no matter how
much time has passed, and absolutely do
not
call her. If you think of a non-response as disres
pect
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(which I believe it is), it’d be foolish to reward
it with another text, since it’s the same as callin
g
again after she didn’t respond to your initial voic
email. By sending a second text you put a nail
in the interaction while stroking her ego. Wait it
out instead, and if she finally does reply, make
sure you take your sweet time texting back.
You’ll notice when girls are playing the game with
you when it takes
exactly
30 or 60
minutes to respond. This isn’t entirely bad, becaus
e she doesn’t want to appear eager herself (she
wants you to think she’s busy and, ultimately, a de
sirable catch). While on the surface it seems
silly to time responses, that’s what it takes to no
t appear needy and to get girls out who are
attracted to you. Believe me when I say that you ca
n lose a girl by replying too quickly.
With text messaging, when in doubt, chill out. As l
ong as you regulate reply times and
keep it logistical, it’s hard to go wrong. This str
ategy ensures that you’ll be getting out the girls
who already like you. Trying to build attraction th
rough text is fruitless because if you couldn’t
do it in person, you’re definitely not going to do
it 160 characters at a time.
Also consider using black-out periods to hide the f
act that you’re meticulous with your
reply times. Refrain from sending texts on the hour
or half hour. For example, don’t send a text
at exactly 4:00 or 4:30; send it at 4:03 or 4:27 in
stead. While a seemingly trivial detail, this
suggests that you aren’t waiting to reply at certai
n times. Make things appear as natural as
possible (ironically, by being unnatural).
Text game gets more variable after the first date.
You’ll probably be making it up as you
go along, but I find that you won’t be heavily mess
aging a girl until you’ve had three or four
dates and have already gotten the bang.
If she starts to show affection in her text messagi
ng, it’s okay to do the same. Just follow
this simple rule: do not show more affection than s
he does. It’s okay to keep up with her, but
never surpass her. An example is when a girl sends
you a text immediately after a good first date.
It happens to me about a third of the time.
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Her: “Hey I had a really good time tonight! Thanks
for the
drinks, kiss.”
You: “Yeah I did too. Good night.”
Feel free to show affection or interest as long as
she’s doing it first and yours isn’t more
than hers, as in the previous example. Follow this
principle and your texts will never be mocked
by a girl in front of her friends and you won’t be
seen as needy or a beta. That leads to a good
rule of thumb when it come to text: would you send
the text you’re writing if you knew that all
her friends were going to read it? Because rest ass
ured—she’ll share nearly everything with her
girlfriends.
There will be times when you get frustrated about h
ow difficult it is to make plans. A girl
is either taking too long to reply or she’s playing
games by suggesting to hang out and then
suddenly disappearing. In such cases, you’ll be tem
pted to do one of two things. The first is to
reply quickly. You’ll feel that you’re “losing her”
and need to keep things going by sending a
fast response. This is a wrong move. She’ll sense y
our neediness and pull back even more. The
second thing is to pick up the phone and call her t
o cut the bullshit and make solid plans, but this
is also a wrong move, since I guarantee that she wo
n’t pick up. She’ll just smile at how she’s
getting you to chase her down. The last thing you w
ant to do is to appear needy in the face of
difficulty, and if you’re feeling frustrated or pla
yed, it’s likely that you’ve already lost the girl.
The best thing you can do is relax, play it cool, a
nd take your sweet time in replying.
Another tool for your text messaging toolbox is the
restart text. It’s something you send
days after a girl texts a date cancellation, refusa
l, or some other aloof message that suggests she’s
slipping away. For example, say you ask a girl out
on a Tuesday night but she responds by
saying she can’t and doesn’t make a counteroffer. I
n that case, chill out, wait a couple days, and
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then send a restart text containing an innocuous qu
estion, such as “How was your weekend?” or
“Did you survive Mardi Gras?” or something based on
an event or activity she told you she was
going to do.
The intent of a restart text is to gauge her respon
siveness and enthusiasm. If she takes
four hours to respond to a restart text and doesn’t
give any substance for you to respond to,
there’s no point asking her out again. If she respo
nds with some detail or even asks a question,
that’s positive enough for you to suggest to hang o
ut one or two text cycles later. Sending a
“what are you up to this week” can key you in on wh
at day to go for the date.
You use restart texts because you don’t want to ask
girls out who are becoming
unresponsive, since that’s like trying to have a co
nversation with someone in a coma.
Technically they can hear you, but it’s unlikely yo
u’ll get a response. A restart text gives you
information on where you stand while asking the gir
l to put some effort into the process, and if
she refuses to do so, delete her number with no reg
rets.
You can use text messaging to set the second date a
s well. At the end of a good first date,
feel out her future schedule by saying, “Maybe we s
hould hang out again in a few days.”
Remember you’re just feeling out her schedule, not
trying to iron out plans. Her response will
clue you in on which day to suggest for the next da
te. Text her in two or three days to see how
she’s doing and then ask her out with the next repl
y, remaining logistical and boring. Her replies
may have more color in them and you can add some to
yours in response, but don’t go overboard
(you’ll know when you’ve done that because she’ll t
ake forever to reply, punishing you for being
a retard).
If everything goes well on the second date and you
want to continue seeing her, pick up
the phone and make a first phone call, which also d
oubles as a test. Even though she has your
number in her phone and has gone out with you (and
maybe was even penetrated by your snake),
there’s at least a 50% chance that she won’t answer
. In that case, leave the brief voicemail as
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described earlier. If she takes more than two hours
to call back or merely responds with a text
instead of calling, don’t ever call again unless sh
e calls you. She’s telling you that she’s not
ready to put in the extra work of talking on the ph
one—so you shouldn’t either. Stick to texts.
We’re at a point in our culture where you may never
talk on the phone with a girl you get into a
relationship with. A good rule of thumb is not to c
all until you’ve had sex—or come very close
to it.
Once you get past the downside of text messaging, y
ou’ll find that there’s a healthy
upside—getting more dates. With text I get a 75% re
ply rate (with phone, it’s closer to 66%).
That may not sound significant, but over a couple y
ears that means I’m taking out a lot more
women. I prefer talking on the phone, but as they s
ay, the proof is in the pudding. Since it’s
possible that you may get more dates by calling ins
tead of texting, it’d be prudent to experiment
with both strategies.
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