Actions can be whatever the player decides, but The aim of the game is to be the BESTEST BOI.

should always aim to show that they are the You do this by being the BESTEST BOI when all
BESTEST BOI. Some suggestions are below. other dogs are napping. Clearly, your owner loves
you the most when you are the most bouncy of all.
FETCH THE STICK! CHASE THE BALL!
If playing solo, you are the BESTEST BOI by
CHASE YOUR TAIL! BARK AT THE BIRD!
default. Aim to be as Unsleepy and as Not- Hungr y
WAG YOUR TAIL! SNIFF THE TREES! BARK
as possible.
AT OTHER DOGS!
Roll for a Settings
All action r olls ar e on a 2d6. A roll of a 7+
succeeds. A 10+ gets TREATS (d6 roll 1- 3) or HEAD 1- 2: THE PARK 5: THE L IVING
DOG THE RPG PATS (d6 roll 4- 6)! Below 7 does not get enough
attention. A score of 2 or less means you have to
3- 4: THE
STREET
ROOM!
6: THE VETS!
poop and miss the next round of action.
DOG is a RPG about being a dog. You are a loyal
Roll for a Twist to the Setting
fr iend to your owner, your master, who you, as a You have thr ee stats. Roll 2d6 twice for the value
dog, adore. Your sole aim in life is to be the of Hunger and Sleepiness, and pick the highest 1: OTHER 7: SMALL
BESTEST BOI. value. Your Excitement stat is five.
DOGS! CHILDREN
You cr ave: HEAD PATS, tummy r ubs, TREATS, HUNGER - One hunger point is restored with 2: A CAT SHOW 8: RAIN
walks, snacks, SWIMMING! TREATS. Ever y time you make an action, you add 3: POND/RIVER 9: A FOOTBALL
one to your hunger score. When your hunger score 4: LONG GRASS 10: CYCLISTS
You dislike: being ignored, cats, baths, waiting
exceeds its value, you are hungr y and gr umpy, and 5: BIRDS 11: A FOOD
for walks, empty food bowls.
must make a ?find food?action. This is the only 6: A M UD PIT FESTIVAL
You hate: THE POSTMAN! THE VET! action you can take until you get food, which 12: TREES!
restores 1d6 hunger points. This is not exciting.
Pick or roll 1d6 for your breed and size:
You can 1d6 roll or choose the per sonality of
SLEEPINESS - One sleepiness point can be
your owner . If a GM is involved, they can give you
1: LABRADOR restored with HEAD PATS. Each time you make an
advantage (roll 2 rolls, pick the highest) or
2: HUSKY action, you add one to your sleepiness score. When
1-2: SMALL disadvantage (roll 2 rolls, pick the lowest), based
3: TERRIER your sleepiness score exceeds its value, you are
3-4: M EDIUM on your owner ?s view on your doggy actions.
4: ROTTWEILER sleepy and must lie down for a nap. This finishes
5-6: LARGE your game. Now, go and be the BESTEST BOI you can be!!
5: BEAGLE
6: RETRIEVER EXCITEMENT - Ever y time you succeed in an
action, you can add 1 to your excitement score. 1. SPORTY 4 CHAOTIC
This score is added to your action rolls. If your 2 COMPETITIVE 5 M ISCHIEVOUS
This game can be played with 1 or more player s, 3 AFFECTIONATE 6 BLUR/ABSENT
action is ignored, your excitement drops by 1. If
and a GM if desired. The GM will play the role of
you maximise your excitement scor e, you become
the owner. Go around the table: each player gets to
completely over- excited and have to subtr act the THIS GAME IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE DARK
descr ibe their exciting action, and rolls for a
entir e scor e from your next action roll as you have PEAKS. WE DO D&D 5E AND ORIGINAL SYSTEMS.
result. Once each player has taken an action,
tempor ar ily lost your little doggy mind! This will CHECK US OUT ON DTRGP AND DMG!
repeat this process.
reset your excitement score back to 0.