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The document is a collection of quotes from the character Jack Sparrow from the Pirates of the Caribbean film series. In the quotes, Jack Sparrow interacts with various characters as he typically does - with wit, charm and trickery. He discovers that someone has been impersonating him in London and realizes it is his former love, Angelica. He trades verbal barbs with her, acknowledging her skill at impersonating him while also insulting her motives for doing so.

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JACK SPARROW Script

The document is a collection of quotes from the character Jack Sparrow from the Pirates of the Caribbean film series. In the quotes, Jack Sparrow interacts with various characters as he typically does - with wit, charm and trickery. He discovers that someone has been impersonating him in London and realizes it is his former love, Angelica. He trades verbal barbs with her, acknowledging her skill at impersonating him while also insulting her motives for doing so.

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***JACK SPARROW (a character from the Pirates of the Caribbean movie series)***

Jack Sparrow: Now, what do we have here?

Jack Sparrow: You were saying? (as if listening to someone)

Jack Sparrow: Is that so? It says Jack Sparrow here.

Jack Sparrow: I think that would be a poor defense. Unless you want to be bludgeoned again, like a harp
seal for using my name! [to the audience]

Jack Sparrow: Prisoner claims to be innocent to being Jack Sparrow. How do you find?

Jack Sparrow: Shut it! Joshamee Gibbs, the crime of which you’ve been found guilty of, is being innocent
of being Jack Sparrow. I hereby commute your sentence and order that you be imprisoned for the
remainder of your miserable, moribund, mutton-chopped life. There!

Jack Sparrow: Exactly! I arrived in London town just this morning to rescue one Joshamee Gibbs from
one appointment with the gallows. Seeing how you’re still alive, I say it’s all been very successful thus
far.

Jack Sparrow: What happened to you Gibbs? I thought you were employed elsewhere or otherwise
engaged?

Jack Sparrow: Am not!

Jack Sparrow: Now! Tell me something. There is another Jack Sparrow out there sullying my good name?
An impostor!

Jack Sparrow: Indeed. But, an impostor with a ship. (smiling as if he had a bright idea)

Jack Sparrow: No! Wait! Wait! Wait! Hang on a minute! I’m Jack Sparrow, the one and only. And I am in
London.

Jack Sparrow: Of course I do. Look at me! The fountain of youth. Hahaha!

Jack Sparrow: You sir, have stooped.

Jack Sparrow: I understand everything. Except that wig! (Laughing heartily)

Jack Sparrow: You’ve stolen me! And I’m here to take myself back. [to impostor impersonating Jack]

[after finding out that Angelica is the one impersonating herself as him]
Jack Sparrow: Hello, Angelica.

Jack Sparrow: I’m touched at this most sincere form of flattery. But why?

Jack Sparrow: That is not a compliment for me!

Jack Sparrow: For what? For leaving you?

Jack Sparrow: A gentlemen allows a lady to maintain her fiction. hahahaha

Jack Sparrow: You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted.

Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.!

Jack Sparrow: Have I mentioned, sir, what a lovely daughter you have?

Jack Sparrow: Mutiny served me well. It gained me an audience. (Laughing as if he is the apple of the
eye)

Jack Sparrow: She’s not your daughter.

Jack Sparrow: What she is, is pure evil! More to be feared than a wild beast.! A hungry wild beast, with
gnashing teeth. Vengeful, hungry, from hell beast! (Describing vividly w/ anguish and a teasing insult
facing to audience).

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